US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[It's HK-47]

Alright, I'm about at the limit of my patience with this fucking asshole. He literally talked about the Coronavirus during his State of the Union, back when every single one of you was still calling it made-up bullshit and went out of your way to rip up his speeches because it was, "nothing but lies." Could Joe Biden-- for five fucking seconds-- not lie to people?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I'm not joking I'm worried Civil War II could break out from this.

I'm already seeing a lot of 'WE CAN'T LET BLUMPFGH NOMINATE ANOTHER JUSTICE OR IT'LL BE THE END OF WOMYN'S RIGHTS FOREVER' chatter. This has pretty much guaranteed a ton of election day violence at least and there's no way the DNC won't drag out a concession as long as they can.

 

[Shaka Brah]

It's the worst possible timing. Just late enough in the cycle that Trump can't replace her and it'll energize the left.

So when did she really die? I'm guessing back when she did that wedding.

She's been dead for ages and they timed this as an election surprise. 100%. That or they just stopped feeding her child souls.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

there's no way the DNC won't drag out a concession as long as they can.

But with what?

 

[Bender]

Alright, I'm about at the limit of my patience with this fucking asshole. He literally talked about the Coronavirus during his State of the Union, back when every single one of you was still calling it made-up bullshit and went out of your way to rip up his speeches because it was, "nothing but lies."

You need to remember the fun in all of this, you're taking it all too seriously.

 

[Shaka Brah]

But with what?

Violence and ballot fraud.

 

[It's HK-47]

You need to remember the fun in all of this, you're taking it all too seriously.

I'm just sick of how blatantly he lies. I know that the distortion of truth is just politics 101 but Joe doesn't bend the truth, he just actively shits on it and no matter how many times it's disproven as nothing more than an outright lie, he wakes up from his napping chair, shuffles on stage and repeats it over and over and over again.

The constant, blatant disregard for anything even approaching truth is just fucking grating.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I'm just sick of how blatantly he lies. I know that the distortion of truth is just politics 101 but Joe doesn't bend the truth, he just actively shits on it and no matter how many times it's disproven as nothing more than an outright lie, he wakes up from his napping chair, shuffles on stage and repeats it over and over and over again.

The constant, blatant disregard for anything even approaching truth is just fucking grating.

But you have to remember, it's all his handlers' doings, he's just the figurehead mouthpiece. Joe is a historical liar, but when he's obviously being lead...

Fuck Joe Biden('s team).

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Why the fuck is this forum so pro Trump? Didn't he want to take your guns off you?

Here's the thing about Trump. There are things I like about Trump and things that I absolutely fucking hate about him. He's a billionaire and a Casanova (I think, at least in the 80s and 90s; don't take my word for it) and is a pretty funny guy. He also apparantly can handle being made fun of.

On the other side of the coin, he has a lot of baggage that, regardless of whether it means anything or not, the press can use as a punching bag and sway the more feeble-minded Americans. He also says a lot of dumb shit, honestly, since his presidential bid in 2015. I don't want to be the guy that feels as though he needs to defend every stupid thing Trump says. There's a point where I can't do that. It would also be nice if he was more like Thomas Sowell when giving out information, clear and concise and maybe even sources, rather than exaggerated so that fact-checkers don't display their autism towards everything he says.

The thing is, though, he's not a revolutionary. He doesn't want to defund the police. Until Corona-chan came, he was improving the economic lives of everyone, particularly minorities, in the United States. And he's doing pretty well with foreign affairs, all things considered (except for China, for obvious reasons). And his presence in office highlighted how low the press has become and revealed a lot of things about this country, as well as other countries, that I wasn't even aware of. Basically, I became more knowledgable as a result of his presidency.

Trump has established himself as a law-and-order candidate. He hates the riots, and he wants to put in police to stop them before they destroy more people's lives. The fuck do I know what Biden stands for. Normalcy? I thought liberals wanted change. It's clear that Biden is taking different positions when he campaigns in different areas in order to get elected. Harris is no different, arguably worse. And liberals/progressives/BLM/Antifa/Me Too people/Democrats have been pissing me off as of late due to their constant lack of self-awareness, cognitive dissonance, lack of discussion, censorship, lack of reason and non-stop bitching. Nevermind that the pinnacle of violence and crime, along with "injustices", have been happening in Democrat-run cities, like Minneapolis.

This is just my honest assessment of Trump.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

"Shy" Biden voters, lmao, that's not a phenomenon that exists. What you have is a candidate so uninteresting that his fanbase is more likely to put a sign like this in their yard instead of any official campaign material:
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I saw a yard full of signs for state and local democrats and a giant one that was just "46" with the presidential seal behind it.

 

[ZMOT]

@Cardenio in the deep thots thread yesterday said it might be the one thing that lights a fire under the progressives' asses to get out and vote, since before they hardly had much motivation to vote for the Biden/Harris ticket. But now that the Notorious Saint RBG is dead and they need to stop Grumph from nominating another double rapist alt-right Nazi to the Court? Things are going to get really interesting.

you had to jinx, it, didn't ya?

but seriously, shit's gonna get ugly now.
not versed in the legalities, but what prevents trump from pushing his choice through (which he probably has on a short list already) till january in case he loses?

 

[HTTP Error 404]

you had to jinx, it, didn't ya?

but seriously, shit's gonna get ugly now.
not versed in the legalities, but what prevents trump from pushing his choice through (which he probably has on a short list already) till january in case he loses?

McConnell already has said they will be pushing his choice through.

Thanks for that Nuclear Option, Democrats.

It's the only option they HAVE. If they don't, it'll empower the Dems. If they replace RBG, it will destroy Dem turnout. It's a no brainer.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Sadly this will light a fire under people unless Trump can magically secure a nomination before the election. This might make the election into a very very tense fight.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Sadly this will light a fire under people unless Trump can magically secure a nomination before the election. This might make the election into a very very tense fight.

If he doesn't get it through, won't it inspire even more Republicans, since they're one spot away from flipping the court?

 

[ZMOT]

It's the only option they HAVE. If they don't, it'll empower the Dems. If they replace RBG, it will destroy Dem turnout. It's a no brainer.

yeah, but not being that firm with current burger-law I wasn't sure there is even the option.
time to invest in earplugs, the screeching will be immense

Sadly this will light a fire under people unless Trump can magically secure a nomination before the election. This might make the election into a very very tense fight.

pretty sure he's prepared for that for a while now, question is who he's gonna put on a table. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it's the zodiac killer (rate me how you want, it would be hilarious)

 

[Cyclonus]

It's the worst possible timing. Just late enough in the cycle that Trump can't replace her and it'll energize the left.

So when did she really die? I'm guessing back when she did that wedding.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories but if the dems had a motivation to knock the old bat off...

 

[Shaka Brah]

pretty sure he's prepared for that for a while now, question is who he's gonna put on a table. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it's the zodiac killer (rate me how you want, it would be hilarious)

GIVE ME THE NOMINATION DAHNALD!!

 

[Bender]

I'm just sick of how blatantly he lies. I know that the distortion of truth is just politics 101 but Joe doesn't bend the truth, he just actively shits on it and no matter how many times it's disproven as nothing more than an outright lie, he wakes up from his napping chair, shuffles on stage and repeats it over and over and over again.

The constant, blatant disregard for anything even approaching truth is just fucking grating.

I'm disappointed in you. Find some humour in the situation, find something you can laugh at rather than focusing on the stuff that pisses you off; don't burn yourself out over this election shit.

Biden's clearly mentally ill, so it's not him you should be angry at, your displeasure should be aimed at the DNC and Biden's handlers.

 

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@Cardenio in the deep thots thread yesterday said it might be the one thing that lights a fire under the progressives' asses to get out and vote, since before they hardly had much motivation to vote for the Biden/Harris ticket. But now that the Notorious Saint RBG is dead and they need to stop Grumph from nominating another double rapist alt-right Nazi to the Court? Things are going to get really interesting.

It's kinda weird if it didn't motivate the left before her death- I mean she was ancient, chronically ill, and decrepit so she was obviously not long for this world despite the media shilling her as perfectly healthy. The election was obviously already a battle over who got to pick her replacement even before the news of her death, because there was no fuckin way she was gonna last until 2025. Biden winning and floating a liberal replacement for her seat would have probably been the motivation for her to finally retire. (Wasn't the main rumor going around that she didn't retire in Obama's 2nd term because she was holding out for the supposedly-assured Clinton victory so her replacement could be symbolically named by the first female president?) With that in mind I dunno if it's gonna amp the left up that much more in the long run, as they already should have already been voting with her replacement in mind, and I've seen it mentioned a lot before now.

otoh most people are incredibly stupid and short-sighted so maybe a ton of liberals just never once considered the fact that a sickly cancer-riddled 87 year old could die at any second?? idk

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories but if the dems had a motivation to knock the old bat off...

I'm still a little shifty on what happened with Scalia. There was that weird "wetworks" Wikileaks email with a map that lined up with Scalia's location when he died and some confusion on where he actually died/where he was reportedly found to have died. Would not be surprised if something similar were happening here...