US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
It's their own fault. They built up Ginsberg as a messianic figure, almost, futilely willing life into her failing body one tweet at a time. Their reaction has overshadowed everything.

That Dorris woman says Trump raped her? We've all forgotten about that now. We've all forgotten a million other things, like George Floyd or the riots. And they have nobody to blame but themselves for that.
The riots? That was a whole bloody summer!

Never forget the Summer of Love.
 
Is he really so bad they couldn't take him to DC? I'm positive there's a memorial on the SCOTUS building. Easy photo op. It's two hours for Delaware, he's familiar with the city, there's literally dozens of major democrat offices and outfits in the city to prepare him in (hundreds if you were willing to use somebody's apartment), and you could have somebody escort and help direct him (pelosi, aoc, another SCOTUS judge, his running mate, etc.). 5 minutes, a touching folksy story about some time he was with RBG, and a bouquet of flowers.

I knew he was getting bad, but this is about as perfect of a shot as you can get. Hell, it's not even sudden - there's probably been a speech ready about her death for years. If he's too bad to go out for this, how the hell do they plan on making it to November?
 
Is he really so bad they couldn't take him to DC? I'm positive there's a memorial on the SCOTUS building. Easy photo op. It's two hours for Delaware, he's familiar with the city, there's literally dozens of major democrat offices and outfits in the city to prepare him in (hundreds if you were willing to use somebody's apartment), and you could have somebody escort and help direct him (pelosi, aoc, another SCOTUS judge, his running mate, etc.). 5 minutes, a touching folksy story about some time he was with RBG, and a bouquet of flowers.

I knew he was getting bad, but this is about as perfect of a shot as you can get. Hell, it's not even sudden - there's probably been a speech ready about her death for years. If he's too bad to go out for this, how the hell do they plan on making it to November?
They don't want another repeat of Hillary Clinton's 9/11 moment at all.
 

It's rather apparent that the Best and Brightest of the Democrats Campaign Staffers and Consultants are not working for Joe Biden's Campaign. They aren't touching it or doing anything to enable the stink to rub off on them. I mean just look at the various clueless incompetent spokesmen the Campaign has put in front of the media recently. They look and feel like complete amateurs. Biden has been a national politician for 40 years. And he's sending out the interns out to appear on CNN? Everything about Biden looks and smells like a failing campaign. Yet the Media keeps trumpeting how well Biden is polling.
 
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Regarding the Biden shot-in-the-ass hypothesis (which is very 80s New York Trump, you've gotta admit) I don't think it will help much if he's having a "bad day," which they seem to determine by 9 AM every morning. I know it's not the same, but I've taken similar things when I am not in a good mental headspace (e.g. up for 24 hours, been drinking, etc.). It helps keep you up and alert, but it's like putting a thin layer of paint over a peeling wall. Sure, it might look good for a little while, but if you rub it the wrong way it starts chipping. You're not suddenly 20 years younger, it just doesn't seem like the Grim Reaper has its arm around your shoulder. We know they're going to drug up Biden, but if the dice of fate land on a bad roll, it might not really help all that much.

It's also possible Biden still has some shred of integrity and will refuse—or refuse to listen that he should not do the debate at all, at least—particularly as he is surrounded by Yes Men who haven't really prepared him outside of Twitter takes and MSNBC Russiagate hoaxing. I don't think he's prepared at all for real attacks, regardless. His campaign acts like ad responses to Trump's attacks are good enough, because they can get "the last word in." But what happens if Trump brings up the Iraq War vote? Biden will deflect with trying to talk about his dead son. So far, that's been it. Question over. But that's not how it works with Trump. He'll then say "Oh speaking of kids, where's Hunter, Joe?" Then what? They're playing with fire with Joe's performance, that's for certain. If they were confident he could hold his own, they'd have mulled over the Rogan offer more seriously instead of immediately passing out talking points to the pozzed empty suit media surrogates.
 
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Biden is barely cognitive and it's so blatant, like I seriously question why people would vote for him if it's not just because they hate Trump? Are there any actual Joe Biden supporters who believe he's right for the country regardless of his political party and not being the current president?
I could see the angle Tucker brought up. You're not voting for Uncle Joe, but the committee which surrounds him. Like that time the British monarchs (the first 2 Georges) could hardly speak English and cared nothing for governance but the the country still did well enough to become the superpower it was by the late 18th century.
 
I could see the angle Tucker brought up. You're not voting for Uncle Joe, but the committee which surrounds him. Like that time the British monarchs (the first 2 Georges) could hardly speak English and cared nothing for governance but the the country still did well enough to become the superpower it was by the late 18th century.
This is what shitlibs are being told to believe now. I've heard them change talking points to "Oh yes we know Kamala and the shadow government will be President. Joe only needs to be an electable figurehead for our cabal." It's cope on an unimaginable scale.
 
It's been pointed out numerous times, but for supposedly being the reincarnation of Hitler, Trump is doing a really, really bad job. Where are my right-wing death squads? Where are the concentration camps for the illegals and the gays? Where are the suspension of civil liberties, the transformation into a dictatorship, the removal of free speech and free elections? Not a damn one. Hell, Trump has probably been one of the most anti-government presidents in quite some time; pretty much any president in the last few decades would have seized on the Wu Flu opportunity and bloated the federal government further, but Trump delegated responsibility to each state to handle their own response. You can argue whether that was an effective strategy, but you can't argue that's a big deal for states' rights.

Leftists have been bleating about Cheeto Hitler for four fucking years now, and none of it's come to pass. None of them ever stop to think that their beliefs aren't lining up with reality at all because they're so far in their bubble that they can't even fathom anything outside of it. They also don't realize that when their predictions keep on failing to come true, people are going to start ignoring them, and maybe even vote Trump out of spite. The fact that it's their side that has been torching cities and destroying businesses sure isn't helping their message, nor is the not-so-subtle "vote for Joe or the riots will continue" extortion attempt.
Hell, within their small reference pool Thanos is probably a better comparison than Hitler. He isn't there to built a thousand year Reich, he's arguably there to wreck half of the sapient beings in the universe the universe the US Federal government and ensure everyone remembers him doing it, and then go back to his farm golden tower.
 
Put out Trump sign, attach conspicuous wires to it, see if anyone's feeling brave
For bonus points, make yourself something like looks like the front of a claymore mine, and point it towards the sign. See who feels like fucking around and finding out.
Wow, that makes me want to vote for Trump just to hear more speeches from him. Dude's a great speaker, and while his speechwriters probably make half the jokes, its all in the delivery as they say.
 
For bonus points, make yourself something like looks like the front of a claymore mine, and point it towards the sign. See who feels like fucking around and finding out.

Wow, that makes me want to vote for Trump just to hear more speeches from him. Dude's a great speaker, and while his speechwriters probably make half the jokes, its all in the delivery as they say.
Hey, at least the Left has finally attempted brevity. Might work on a few boomers.
 
Idk, it's not bad. Its encouraging voters who never want to see or hear from Trump again to vote Joe. It isn't very effective imo, which may make it bad. Idk they've definitely had worse.
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Idk, it's not bad. Its encouraging voters who never want to see or hear from Trump again to vote Joe. It isn't very effective imo, which may make it bad. Idk they've definitely had worse.
It's really sad to see that election has basically devolved into This Guy vs. Not This Guy (no relation to This Guy).

But seriously, they call Trump an illegitimate candidate/president, but do you say about a guy who could be literally shoved into the big seat by the unbridled and seething hatred of his opponent?

This doesn't build support, but you're definitely right with the encouragement. However, support is long-term; when Trump finally goes, no one will probably be talking about the new guy until after the first year with them has passed. They'll still bitch and moan about the Orange Man.

Even in a loss, he's still winning, winning, winning.
 
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