🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[instythot]

Would AugieRFC or Di'Oreo still be counted as active guard?

Think they are referring to Harrison Smith

Last I saw from both Augie and DiOreo was backing away from sex tapes. Did they come back to the fold?

Harrison is the retard wanting in on D&D I was thinking off. Weird how him wanting to hang out with Bibble was a much more memorable trait than his name

 

[Captain Manning]

Narrow it down. Young Rex seems both especially redpilled and retarded, he very well might have run defense for Ethan as well as the one who wanted in on dungeons and dragons.

I'm referring to Harrison Smith. He gave us this gem, courtesy of @Glade Candles.

I kinda hope that Alex Jones wakes up from whatever stupor he's in and starts wondering why that fat fuck gets airtime instead of the gay frogs.

 

[Hammy2000]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, RAND? You stupid old boomer retard?!

Absolutely flabbergasted at the gall of Rand, to goad Dingo about being a chicken! RAND, who, of all people, went through a similar instance, and ran sniveling right back to the gunt, even after he iirc, got him kicked off DLive, and THEN MADE FUN OF HIS CRYING OVER HIS WIFE’S MISCARRIAGE AND ANNOUNCED HE RECORDED IT AND THREATENED TO RELEASE IT?!?! He even flipped out on his wife over Ralph being mean and muting him.

 

[instythot]

Oh, Rand is still guntguard. Just in charge of the irrelevant division

 

[Vetti]

Harrison is the retard wanting in on D&D I was thinking off. Weird how him wanting to hang out with Bibble was a much more memorable trait than his name

Harrison has a weird interest in this sphere. He used to be pretty buddy buddy with Mersh in 2019.

Edit: I just saw the tweet where he said that the claims about Ralph being a piece of shit are unsubstantiated. This guy really does have a weird liking for these fags.

 

[instythot]

I'm referring to Harrison Smith. He gave us this gem, courtesy of @Glade Candles.

I kinda hope that Alex Jones wakes up from whatever stupor he's in and starts wondering why that fat fuck gets airtime instead of the gay frogs.

Lol, "I found the accusations wildly overblown."

This man needs some remedial infowarrior training from Alex Himself if he's unwilling to accept, let alone perpetuate a wildly overblown claim

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: I just saw the tweet where he said that the claims about Ralph being a piece of shit are unsubstantiated. This guy really does have a weird liking for these fags.

He's ridiculous. The danger that homosexual amphibians pose to society is objectively more relevant and entertaining than anything Ethan Ralph has to say. Infowars has clearly gone insane. Jones (who is not at all insane) needs to take charge of this madness at once.

As for Bibble, he was not happy that Ralph sperged at Rekieta because Rekieta and Ralph are both in his D&D game. He's still Gunt Guard, but little by little, Ralph nibbles away at the sanity of all.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Gator, for sure. He'll probably even be the last to go. The bond between those two is unholy.

Some will argue Nick, but we'll probably get a clearer picture of that next week.

Everybody affiliated with Dick. Like Digibro and his airhead valley girl GF.

That moron from Infowars explicitly defended him.

Isn’t Gaydar still around?

Ah yes. How could I forget our little resident soundboard?

Where is Bibble? I haven’t heard anything about him recently. Did he fall out yet?

 

[Captain Manning]

Where is Bibble? I haven’t heard anything about him recently. Did he fall out yet?

See my post above.

Somebody mentioned DeOreo. DeOreo is a perfect example of how the "Masterson tightrope" that Ralph is walking isn't going to support his Gunt.

DeOreo sucks Tommy C's Dick, and Tommy C hates Digibro, but Ralph has to ignore Digibro because Dick says so, which is entirely incompatible with DeOreo's desire to please his Internet daddy.

I feel like we need a cork board with thumb tacks and yarn to fully flesh out how this loyalty shit is going to end badly for people. There are too many personality cults here.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Imagine guarding for someone who was going to leak you crying over your wife's miscarriage....

 

[Spectre_06]

Okay Dame, you can now change your shtick from Mundane Matt to Ralph.

Seriously, do it, you taco nigger. Nobody gives a fuck about Matt anymore.

"It's the Soyless Ralph Show!"

"Ethan Ralph is a fat pedophile, jajajajajajajaja!"

 

[Crystal Golem]

Made some stickers for fun. might use them in a video later.

 

[Vetti]

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Ralph probably won't be so keen on letting his chat spam stickers after these start showing up.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Bout damn time.

Okay, so who’s left in the Gunt Guard? What’s the official head count now?

1. Dick
2. Warski
3. ...?

People are being very very optimistic here. That recording is 2 weeks old. Dingo has crawled back to the gunt already. He called in on Friday after all. I'm looking at Rand's bitchute channel where he uploaded that audio in a clip called Dingo Unchained that shows it's from September 5. Whoever made that video just took the audio from a clip Rand uploaded himself and put a new image over it. Probably trying to trick people into thinking it's new or something since an audio's date is very important.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/oqDrZ7MrzLZs/

 

[Gangster Talk]

Jesus christ I look away for a day and Ethan's managed to piss Dingo off? What a fucking cretin, I would've bet money he would be a loyal guntguard to the end.

 

[Captain Manning]

"It's the Soyless Ralph Show!"

"Ethan Ralph is a fat pedophile, jajajajajajajaja!"

As lame as that still is, it's at least topical to this fucking decade.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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That face is legit the face of a pig. He is getting more and more piglike as the days go by.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph probably won't be so keen on letting his chat spam stickers after these start showing up.

"uuhhh chat has been asking about sticker bans and look sigh we had to ban some spergs using just some really annoying stickers, you know, those stickers that you think oh ralph why cant we have stickers but not THOSE stickers. Yeah well theyre the only ones getting banned ignore any spergs saying its because they make fun of me they have no proof, CAINT ABOIRT!!"
lol jk gunt guard are too whipped to ask about it, now some patrick little jews rape kids stickers on the other hand .....

edit oh i forgot a stream exists where ralph tells destiny "yes destiny drinking piss is wrong" i find the irony of that just astounding

 

[Captain Manning]

I think buying tickets and a hotel to watch an internet fight is an example of darwinism at work.

I would be inclined to agree with you if it wasn't licensed, bonded, sanctioned, etc. We're not talking about two retards allegedly going to meet in the parking lot of a Circle K for some fly-by-night thing.

I can totally understand people wanting to watch Andy and Tonka beat the snot out of each other in a legit bout. The credentials of the organizer were never in question. It worked out okay between Logan Paul and KSI. It's also worked for Uwe Boll multiple times (including one time with Lowtax).

It didn't pan out for Donga, because Donga is a snake. And I would certainly be guarded the next time I hear of two retards trying to set something like this up. Fight promoters might feel the same way too.

 

[Sam Losco]

Gator, for sure. He'll probably even be the last to go. The bond between those two is unholy.

Some will argue Nick, but we'll probably get a clearer picture of that next week.

Everybody affiliated with Dick. Like Digibro and his airhead valley girl GF.

That moron from Infowars explicitly defended him.

Ralph should try and take his show to InfoWars. He'd probably grow his audience and wouldn't have to cuck to the Chinese lemon Gods. If people there are defending him he's got a shot. Plus, Alex's son seems to like him, so he's got another in there.