Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Bryan Dunn]

I think you got your wish re: Bryan's grooming

Its kayfabe lol

 

[instythot]

Its kayfabe lol

We know, we're having fun Bry

 

[Bob Barker]

Its kayfabe lol

If its kayfabe you shouldn't have to say so.

 

[instythot]

Is this real Godwinson?

Real godwinson, fake Bryan

 

[High Tea]

I think you got your wish re: Bryan's grooming

Only problem is that Bryan twitter post isn't on the timeline of that account, which doesn't have anything newer than from 2019. I fear everyone waiting for Bryan to shave, must still hold out hope.

 

[instythot]

Only problem is that Bryan twitter post isn't on the timeline of that account, which doesn't have anything newer than from 2019. I fear everyone waiting for Bryan to shave, must still hold out hope.

He could one up Ethan and show him how to really shave. Amirite, gamergate?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Has Bryann ever confirmed his sexuality? Was he just pretending to be gay for kayfabe or is he genuinely bi-curious?

 

[BrainProlapse]

It was all a gay op by me. Its happening tonight 930 the bombs are planted. The timer is set. @BrainProlapse finally will stop being mati individual! Get ready boys. It begins!

@Bryan Dunn
Bro I'm repeating myself here. You aren't interesting; I don't follow any of whatever you do online. I see you being a spaz in the threads I follow, I rate you a spaz.
Just stop being a spaz.

Keep your gay drama to your own thread, I'm not gonna go along with your humiliation kink.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

i dont pay too much attention to bry bry these days but i will happily come and laugh at his pube beard.

 

[BSV]

Has Bryann ever confirmed his sexuality? Was he just pretending to be gay for kayfabe or is he genuinely bi-curious?
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He seems so likable when he is not behind a keyboard.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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i dont pay too much attention to bry bry these days but i will happily come and laugh at his pube beard.

Even litteral retard realized that it's better to shave this shit, while @Bryan Dunn is surrounded but yet to surrender.

 

[instythot]

I tried checking out one of Bry Bry's stream snipes of the killstream. Constant babbling while saying nothing over the original stream. The constant commentary is the level of "Ralph is telling people to go to his patreon now" "Gator joined the call" . Gotta hand it to him, he found a way to make current Killstream worse since we can no longer hear Ralph do anything embarrassing on Bryan's watch

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

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i dont pay too much attention to bry bry these days but i will happily come and laugh at his pube beard.

@Bryan Dunn how many funko pops do you own?

 

[Spectre_06]

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i dont pay too much attention to bry bry these days but i will happily come and laugh at his pube beard.

Some fucking beard oil, a beard comb, and a trimmer would help him maintain that fucking mass of pubes on his face and not look like complete garbage. This is how you know someone doesn't give a shit about anything, when they can't even do something as basic as that.

EDIT: What is it with these low-IQ fucktards that decide to grow a beard and not maintain it? Like I'm trying out the whole facial hair for the first time since i was old enough to grow a beard and even I spent a few bucks to get shit to maintain it. It's in the early stages but fucking Christ, it doesn't look like a mass of pubes goring in every direction away from my ugly mug.

 

[instythot]

Some fucking beard oil, a beard comb, and a trimmer would help him maintain that fucking mass of pubes on his face and not look like complete garbage. This is how you know someone doesn't give a shit about anything, when they can't even do something as basic as that.

EDIT: What is it with these low-IQ fucktards that decide to grow a beard and not maintain it? Like I'm trying out the whole facial hair for the first time since i was old enough to grow a beard and even I spent a few bucks to get shit to maintain it. It's in the early stages but fucking Christ, it doesn't look like a mass of pubes goring in every direction away from my ugly mug.

There's also a large genetic component to beards. Some men just look like a patchy rat not matter how much they maintain the pube jungle on their faces. Our Bryan may simply be programmed to have a beard that mostly looks like that without aggressive daily maintenance

 

[Spectre_06]

There's also a large genetic component to beards. Some men just look like a patchy rat not matter how much they maintain the pube jungle on their faces. Our Bryan may simply be programmed to have a beard that mostly looks like that without aggressive daily maintenance

A multivitamin, a decent diet, moisturizer and hygiene (again, beard trimmer and beard comb, as well as oil and/or cream) can take someone who has a genetic predispostion to having pube-beard and make it possible to look respectable. People like Quarterpounder and Bryan don't actually give a shit about appearances (because they know they're getting the guy's cum in there after sucking them off in the alley behind the gay bar anyways so why should they take the time to take care of it?) and so they get shit on for looking like a bag of shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

Holy shit dude, I legitimately can't decide who is a more pathetic waste of natural resources...the king of socks and son of a pedophile or lord old fag, the piss stain, Shannon Gains.

Gator.

Reason being that while Bry Bry is an obnoxious and obsessive spazz, Gator's loyalty to Ralph is nothing short of pathetic.

Maybe @adezero is right, and Gator draws a salary. But it better be phenomenally high before I would comprehend why he hasn't just quit. I've quit jobs way less infuriating than being Ralph's bitch and janitor.

Bry Bry finally gave up name dropping Jim, AKAIK. He seems to have settled into the role of "free agent sperg." That's... better... I think. It's less maddening, at least.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I tried checking out one of Bry Bry's stream snipes of the killstream. Constant babbling while saying nothing over the original stream. The constant commentary is the level of "Ralph is telling people to go to his patreon now" "Gator joined the call" . Gotta hand it to him, he found a way to make current Killstream worse since we can no longer hear Ralph do anything embarrassing on Bryan's watch

Well, can't copy Metokur now, so...

Bry Bry finally gave up name dropping Jim, AKAIK.

Well, no offence, but you don't know far enough (and me too, even though I know further). Now he is pretending that he has hateboner for Jim instead of regular one and tries to use the momentum of that shitter against him.

Will we see the Gunt turn on his lord & savior Mister “Spoony 2.0” Metokur? Will Jim go on PPPs show like he said he would and take a hard L for his faggoty capo ways? Will Shannon finally wake up from the gunt hypnosis!?!?

Where can we go from here!?

I’m glad to know that Ralph and Jim are best friends! What a twist!

Its because they dont take this seriously and its all the laugh.

The average user or lurker isn’t really invested on wanting to hate a cow fam unless its a personal issue. The Redemption Arc stuff is just fun posting and letting cows who your glorious leader Mister “Spoony” Metokur and Ralph gave the greenlight on, dunk on em is funny fam because itll just lead to another saga when one of these arch enemies goes too far and gets directly involved in trying to speed up ralphs downfall etc.

just laugh unog and stop getting mad people are alogging other cows you want alogged atm.

@Bryan Dunn is the pettiest faggot that I've ever seen.

 

[instythot]

Well, can't copy Metokur now, so...


Well, no offence, but you don't know far enough (and me too, even though I know further). Now he is pretending that he has hateboner for Jim instead of regular one and tries to use the momentum of that shitter against him.



@Bryan Dunn is the pettiest faggot that I've ever seen.

He can't even let a man who might very well be dying stop streaming to focus on his wife and family without hurling off a few insults for the sake of petty grudges. Sad

You know, I went back into our archives:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bryan-...ptional-detective-boomerphil.7451/post-519954

People have been calling Bryan a faggot since the second page of this thread. Given that, one could very easily argue that Jim's outlining changed literally nothing for Bryan. Why, then, the confused boner that can't decide if it's for hate or love?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

People have been calling Bryan a faggot since the second page of this thread. Given that, one could very easily argue that Jim's outlining changed literally nothing for Bryan. Why, then, the confused boner that can't decide if it's for hate or love?

I will say controversial thing, but still - in my opinion, sucking dick will make Bryan less of a faggot, because it will keep him away from the internet.

Edit: oh, here we go, 4 minutes. It's Sunday, Bryan, maybe you should spend this time with your family.