🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Guntkvd]

It dawned on me, Matt would be a great IBS host. He is bland and won't insert himself like donga or Ralph. He can talk for hours and scream like a tard if needed. And unlike Ralph he can take a joke.

 

[Unog]

It dawned on me, Matt would be a great IBS host. He is bland and won't insert himself like donga or Ralph. He can talk for hours and scream like a tard if needed. And unlike Ralph he can take a joke.

You niggers with this redemption arc shit are getting out of control.

For "just a meme, bro" there's a lot of lavishing praise for the guy lately.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

You niggers with this redemption arc shit are getting out of control.

For "just a meme, bro" there's a lot of lavishing praise for the guy lately.

Everyone wants a happy ending, everyone wants the villain redemption, but many of them still haven't realized that 99.9% of these people are faggots to the end and only look good in comparison to one another at any given moment. They have no morals, convictions, ideologies, nothing but "how make money for longest amount of time"

 

[Guntkvd]

You niggers with this redemption arc shit are getting out of control.

For "just a meme, bro" there's a lot of lavishing praise for the guy lately.

How IBS is connected to redemption?

 

[Edilg]

You niggers with this redemption arc shit are getting out of control.

For "just a meme, bro" there's a lot of lavishing praise for the guy lately.

Everyone likes the underdog. I think IBS is gay and dead but I wouldn't mind seeing Majestic Matt be successful online again. Especially since the supposed knock against him is something everyone is doing nowadays. Ralph Jim Jeremy and whoever else was on that stream is a complete faggot now.

 

[TheBeanz]

Ralph is 34, Faith is 18. So Ralph is 16 years older than Faith.

When Ralph is 18, Faith is only 2 or 3 years of age.

I wonder if men who brag about dating women half their age ever considered this.

Considering that was the point of a fucking Rick and Morty joke: https://youtu.be/dwwvvvqcBOE?t=81

I think at least someone did

 

[Unog]

Everyone wants a happy ending, everyone wants the villain redemption, but many of them still haven't realized that 99.9% of these people are faggots to the end and only look good in comparison to one another at any given moment. They have no morals, convictions, ideologies, nothing but "how make money for longest amount of time"

To me it smacks of temporary retardation to "trigger the gunt, own the gunt" to use a Matt-ism.

How IBS is connected to redemption?

Everyone likes the underdog. I think IBS is gay and dead but I wouldn't mind seeing Majestic Matt be successful online again. Especially since the supposed knock against him is something everyone is doing nowadays. Ralph Jim Jeremy and whoever else was on that stream is a complete faggot now.

Reposting this since I hate rephrasing shit I've already said:

The entire reason he had any fame whatsoever was because he was bitching about Zoe Quinn or some other chick from GG false-flagging him.

Learn the lore before sucking this balding, lazy retard's cock.



This nigga needs this same advice. He's only working part-time with Uber Eats because he's still clinging so desperately to the notion that one of these days, he'll figure out the magic words to make a living putting in the lowest amount of effort possible and can finally never have to work again, with easy marks like you forever keeping him afloat just to spite Ethan Ralph of all people.

Propping up Matt to get at Ethan is the very definition of cutting off your nose to spite your face. It's asinine.

If you really "wouldn't mind seeing Majestic Matt be successful online again" you are showing off a lack of knowledge on the subject. Matt has, in the span of a few years, gone from a conservative, to a shock jock, to a progressive, to a normie (think boogie's fence-straddling), a video game critic, a movie critic, a comic book critic, a completely neutral news pundit, the fucking list goes on and on because he's been looking to strike gold for nearly a literal fucking decade now.

The people propping him up because "GUNT MAN BAD" are the exact people he's been looking for all of his life so that he can be workshy indefinitely. Basically, you're a sucker and you have fallen for a conman's act, purely out of spite for someone somehow even more pathetic. Good job.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Basically, you're a sucker and you have fallen for a conman's act, purely out of spite. Good job.

The most mediocre of conmen

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I may have had two ammo crates fall on my skull, but you sound like a fuckin' fed, mate.

ya got me Randbot!

 

[MeltyTW]

I dont actually think Mr. Vickers was a bad parent like everyone else. I think he did the best he could, though he did a good job, but one of his kids just turned out to be fucked up. Thats why I think he is interacting with a place like this via twitter, he feels helpless because he has all those guns but cant shoot ralph, he has all these bad (illegal) things that ralph has done involving his daughter but there is no clear legal path to punish him for it. I think that subconsciously him interacting with the side of the internet that hates what he hates is his coping mechanism. Further more I bet he is doing more reading on here than we are aware of, if I were in his shoes I would be reading every page of Ralphs thread, every page of anyone associated with ralph (Dick, Digibro, etc.) and I would be taking notes.

Actually I think the best path would be to send ralph a shit ton of alcohol. How many years ralph has left to live is inversely proportional to how many bottles of makers mark he had with him

I'm not even joking I think the junkie would glue it all as fast as possible and binge it more

 

[Unog]

The most mediocre of conmen

Even the most mediocre of conmen can rip off the unaware and uninitiated.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Tinfoil Time

• It's been pointed out that Faith's pupils in this picture are gigantic.
• Since she's been committed, she's likely on some pretty heavy medication.
• Benzos are usually prescribed to treat anxiety disorders, Faith has claimed (in the DMs with Meth BF) that she has PTSD.
• Combined with her history of self-harm and (alleged) sexual assault, she's a very sympathetic case. Mr. Vickers has already talked about her ability to manipulate (the trip to DC), and it is obvious she was manipulating Ralph and Chris simultaneously (maybe more, wouldn't be shocked).
• Addicts rarely (if ever) plateau for long period of time, there is always a need for a ramp-up eventually.

With these facts in mind, I submit that it is possible that Ralph and Faith engineered the entire medical crisis to get new prescriptions for their co-evolving addictions.

Even if it wasn't planned out I'd bet my right leg that's what it ended up as. I don't think Ralph is too upset over a new source of pills.

 

[Glade Candles]

I don't think Ralph is too upset over a new source of pills.

Ralph took pills from Ade, is almost certainly going to take pills from Faith; what's the over/under that he's most upset about Nora leaving because he lost future access to her prescription pad?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

You niggers with this redemption arc shit are getting out of control.

For "just a meme, bro" there's a lot of lavishing praise for the guy lately.

Its because they dont take this seriously and its all the laugh.

The average user or lurker isn’t really invested on wanting to hate a cow fam unless its a personal issue. The Redemption Arc stuff is just fun posting and letting cows who your glorious leader Mister “Spoony” Metokur and Ralph gave the greenlight on, dunk on em is funny fam because itll just lead to another saga when one of these arch enemies goes too far and gets directly involved in trying to speed up ralphs downfall etc.

just laugh unog and stop getting mad people are alogging other cows you want alogged atm.

 

[Unog]

Its because they dont take this seriously and its all the laugh.

The average user or lurker isn’t really invested on wanting to hate a cow fam unless its a personal issue. The Redemption Arc stuff is just fun posting and letting cows who your glorious leader Mister “Spoony” Metokur and Ralph gave the greenlight on, dunk on em is funny fam because itll just lead to another saga when one of these arch enemies goes too far and gets directly involved in trying to speed up ralphs downfall etc.

Yeah, I've already gone into this in another thread:

On a long enough timeline, there's three possibilities to "pretending to be retarded":

1: You're actually retarded/believe the shit you pretend to be retarded about and you're trying to cover for it.

2: You're so bad at learning from social cues that you're not retarded, just autistic.

3: You're so terrible at "comedy" that your "jokes" make you seem retarded.

All of this assuming that the person using that excuse doesn't just stop after the first wave of shame and embarrassment at not being able to read the room properly. Which is what a normal person does, thus only needing to use the excuse once per fuckup.

Pick one of three, at your leisure.

just laugh unog and stop getting mad people are alogging other cows you want alogged atm.

Bryan, I try to be polite when talking to you, knowing that a lot of people give you an unnecessary amount of shit. But I'm getting pretty sick of explaining to you that strong disagreement doesn't equal emotional excitement.

Seriously. Stop.

 

[Edilg]

Its because they dont take this seriously and its all the laugh.

The average user or lurker isn’t really invested on wanting to hate a cow fam unless its a personal issue. The Redemption Arc stuff is just fun posting and letting cows who your glorious leader Mister “Spoony” Metokur and Ralph gave the greenlight on, dunk on em is funny fam because itll just lead to another saga when one of these arch enemies goes too far and gets directly involved in trying to speed up ralphs downfall etc.

just laugh unog and stop getting mad people are alogging other cows you want alogged atm.

Exactly. Taking the internet serious is so fucking gay and Ralph takes the internet super serious. If Matt has a comeback then Ralphy boi might actually kill himself.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

4: She probably does 'womanly' stuff like clean, which means more room for booze bottles on the floor

Doubtful. We have proof the girl doesn't even wash her own booty. Her hair is also constantly greasy and she had the dirt line in the sex tape. I don't have reason to believe the gunt shack will be any less of a disgusting white trash hovel with her there.

 

[Unog]

Exactly. Taking the internet serious is so fucking gay and Ralph takes the internet super serious.

Yeah, taking the internet so seriously that you'd prop up a guy like that to "own" some fat, alcoholic, pill-popping rando that you've never met is pretty fucking gay.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Yeah, I've already gone into this in another thread:



Pick one of three, at your leisure.



Bryan, I try to be polite when talking to you, knowing that a lot of people give you an unnecessary amount of shit. But I'm getting pretty sick of explaining to you that strong disagreement doesn't equal emotional excitement.

Seriously. Stop.

He inevitably becomes annoying no matter how much you try to treat him like he's not a sperg. It's funny, he's incapable of not annoying everyone.

 

[ddlloo]

I don't see it as a redemption arc for Matt, but it's still fucking hilarious that he's actually making an effort to get back at Ralph now.

It's pretty fucking funny that a guy as pathetic as Matt, who was completely and utterly destroyed on Ralph's show, is now getting under his skin a couple of years (and no IRL success) later. That's how far Ralph has fallen, Mundane fuckin' Matt is able to get some cheap blows in and look half decent doing it.