Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

[Picklechu]

Fellow Kiwis, agents of CIS, and KOFO task force operatives, I come bearing wonderful news. Utilizing out ableist, powerful, white male brains and pooling untold amounts of techie knowledge and money, our science division (which has brought us things as wonderful as skywriters, soap-filled super soakers, and Mountain Dew Voltage, which have truly aided us in our war against the tranarchist nemesis) has completed the first stage of Project Deathcock. This top-secret project is meant to use our superior techie scientific prowess to enhance our agents into übermenschen, able to oppress ten times as many trannies at once! Phase one of the project, for which testing officially begins now, will allow our operatives to perform feats such as the following thanks to a Mountain Dew-based formula:

Spoiler: This, but without tits

Spoiler: This, but not black

Spoiler: This, also without tits

The first test subjects selected will be among our Bay Area operatives. Those chosen must report to 6300 International Blvd, Oakland, CA on Friday at noon. Once said operatives have undergone the process, they will receive dossiers on their test mission against Ahuviya. Not all may survive, but progress towards a tranny-free world requires experimentation and sacrifice. Hooves won't see it coming.

The next stage in Project Deathcock will be a brain implant which will allow our agents to access ED, Kiwi Farms, and all sorts of other oppressive websites at all times with their minds. Truly, we live in the age of miracles. Semper Fi.

I did the shooting.

Nice dude! We definitely want you to participate in Project Deathcock! Report to the the proper location on Friday at noon, soldier.

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Oh no, Hitler's been hacked by the tranny menace, and they're pretending to be cops! That's funny, though, because we own the California Highway Patrol. Don't worry, buddy, Null will get that hacker out of your account, and you can go back to being an oppressive, white, cishet male in no time!

 

[Zeorus]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Fuck off. You'll never stop the Kiwi Army.

 

[Twrx]

His mom should have had him arrested for domestic battery when he attacked her. Phil would have a bed, and three meals a day if he went to prison. Plus, all the shitty prison tattoos he could ever want.

 

[AnOminous]

Amusingly no one seems to give a shit. Anybody else posting on facebook that they were shot at would have dozens of comments within the hour, no one cares about hoover lol

Anyone who is FB friends with that tard either knows him well enough to know he's a pathological liar or doesn't know him well enough to care. He's just a pet tranny for their "look what a good person I am" collection.

Plus, all the shitty prison tattoos he could ever want.

The only one he'd need would be the one saying "PROPERTY OF ARYAN NATIONS."

 

[Sigyn]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

The most beautiful thing about this is that ADF can't even form a grammatically correct sentence to impersonate a police officer. Fucking BEAUTIFUL.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Anyone who is FB friends with that tard either knows him well enough to know he's a pathological liar or doesn't know him well enough to care. He's just a pet tranny for their "look what a good person I am" collection.

This. Notice how, even an hour after he started posting this nonsense, there's only one comment wishing he's okay?

 

[nad7155]

did the shooting.

Did you grow up in a house with asbestos insulation?

 

[Linako 2.0]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Hey, dude, you have yet to ansswer my questions.
how was work?
you seem to work a little too much

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Maybe he was checking out the tattoo parlor nearby.

 

[AP 297]

Well, I guess since ADF is so obsessed with Gamergate, I should probably show him these. I decided to make fun of both sides of the conflict with these Special magazine covers for a Photoshop contest we had a month back. While it may be too late for the actual Gamergate, I am sure ADF can squeeze some sympathy points from these. Maybe he can show them to his friends and tell them how much of a group of GamerBros we are.

Spoiler: Gamer Extreme Magazine

Spoiler: Anita Magazine

I am also curious what @Hispanic_Hitlermobile thinks of these.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Mr. Haskins today

Of course, officer! We here at KOFO are perfectly happy to cooperate with the law- provided we see proper documentation first. Where's the badge?

Oh.
Yeah.

You're not real.

 

[Bassomatic]

So Phil's now a cop?
Does that mean he hates himself? His life style choices sure hint at it.

Hitler, do you know there is a crazed man running around illegally armed? What do you intend to do about that?

 

[Cubanodun]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

I don't know any Miss Harel our target is for all purposes a male denying his cis status, CIS and KOFO will not tolerate this blasphemy

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Miss Harel has also gone quiet after @tomgirl4life successfully contacted Oakland PD. Coincidence?

 

[Twrx]

Miss Harel has also gone quiet after @tomgirl4life successfully contacted Oakland PD. Coincidence?

It's because his lies fall apart so easily. He couldn't even pick an actual real location. And than Phil's friend(but, I wouldn't be suprised if it was Phil) just compounded his lies even more. Catching Phil in a lie, is like catching a 2 year old in a lie. Although, I think a 2 year old would get away with it longer, as a 2 year old is smarter than Phil.

 

[Zim]

It's because his lies fall apart so easily. He couldn't even pick an actual real location. And than Phil's friend(but, I wouldn't be suprised if it was Phil) just compounded his lies even more. Catching Phil in a lie, is like catching a 2 year old in a lie. Although, I think a 2 year old would get away with it longer, as a 2 year old is smarter than Phil.

I also like how he came on here and took credit for the "shooting" thinking that it would allow him to prove that some Kiwis shot at him and then changed his mind and pretended to be a cop to try the 12 year old kid version of a scare tactic. Good stuff. Good stuff.

Seriously, Manhuviya, just go jump off a high bridge. You're embarrassing yourself.

 

[Count groudon]

Hi, this is an Officer from the California Highway Patrol:

You should turn yourselves in attacking Miss Harel today

Nice try, but only a troll or phil himself would actually call him "miss". And even if this was real why would you do a shooting? Thats not trolling thats just fucking stupid.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil will 7/4.

 

[Twrx]

Nice try, but only a troll or phil himself would actually call him "miss". And even if this was real why would you do a shooting? Thats not trolling thats just fucking stupid.

Not to mention, why would law enforcement ever come on here and say that kind of shit? Plus, why would a CHiPs cop register on the farm that long ago, and only post when ever Phil does something.

 

[Smutley]