Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Local Fed]

Actually bodies of the obese can't be used for science like anatomy lessons etc because it doesn't give a good example of the human anatomy since everythings surrounded by too much fat. So when fat people try to donate their bodies they're refused.

I'm all for postmortem fat shaming.

 

[aloeplant]

there is approximately 3000 calories in 1lb of adipose tissue. Since digestion and whatnot remove some of those calories, that just means to gain one pound you'll need to eat 3000 cal MORE than what you burn. The average male requires 2500 cal a day (more if you're an athlete or work a labor-intensive job, less if you are sedentary and don't exercise). So to gain one pound a day over a week, you'd need to eat on average 5500 cal/day = 38500 cal/week.

both figures border on the caloric REQUIREMENTS of special forces and Ranger units, and they still get far less than that while in training and on patrol.

He eats like 3-5 days worth of food in one sitting, him gaining that much weight in just a few months shouldn't be all that shocking.

Idk about y'all but I have no idea how the fuck this dude is still alive considering how much shit he eats in one sitting sometimes even multiple times within a day. If that shit about him being diabetic was true how the hell has it not killed him yet?

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Idk about y'all but I have no idea how the fuck this dude is still alive considering how much shit he eats in one sitting sometimes even multiple times within a day. If that shit about him being diabetic was true how the hell has it not killed him yet?

You must be new here if you think that this is the worst a deathfat can get.

 

[christie]

Idk about y'all but I have no idea how the fuck this dude is still alive considering how much shit he eats in one sitting sometimes even multiple times within a day. If that shit about him being diabetic was true how the hell has it not killed him yet?

he's not even 30. even if you've always been fat (and he hasn't), it's unlikely that you're gonna croak in your 20s or even 30s without any other underlying conditions. your youthful organs still have a lot of fight in them and the comorbidities associated with obesity don't kill people immediately.

he's definitely shaving a couple decades off his life expectancy eating like this, but he honestly still has a lot of time to either turn his life around or slowly die.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

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Karen avocado?

besides it being nick and on twitter, his complaint really isn't that bad if he stayed to just calling the exact restaurant he ordered from. yeah its just for him, but you should get what you pay for. yeah he bought a lot and it was only for him, but the same thing happens to families of 4 or 5, and even just a single person's meal.


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Idk about y'all but I have no idea how the fuck this dude is still alive considering how much shit he eats in one sitting sometimes even multiple times within a day. If that shit about him being diabetic was true how the hell has it not killed him yet?

he is only (how sad is it to say only in deathfats forum) 330ish maybe, he really doesn't seem 400, but hey he could be. still, he's not nearly as big as most of our girls here, and they're still kicking and doing just fine, besides losing uteruses.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Niks latest video: he announces he’s started a patreon (in his video description it says it’s for mukbangs “too naughty” for youtube) where he says he wants to talk about things not fit for youtube and he misses having fights so i assume he got told to knock that shit off or his channel will get strikes. Interestingly he also says he wants a patreon so there aren’t “spies” on his channel which i can only assume means us here on the farms discussing his videos. The thing is people paid for his onlyfans content and posted it here so i assume some brave soul will do the same for his patreon here? Anyway nik looks massive in the beginning and his health has obviously rapidly declined, he claims not to care about being fat anymore.

 

[escándalo]

He really is retarded if he thinks that content won't but put here and due to the nature of Patreon there is nothing he can do as once it reaches the user Patreon say it is not their diligence. He wants to be careful though if he thinks patreon is this outer heaven for fetishists then he is very mistaken because they stamp that stuff out pretty hard if they see fit.

His avarice for money is fitting for his size because he is so money hungry, its actually disgusting but its at the point he is destroying himself at a rapid speed. He does not know his genetics and is doing so, he is pre-diabetic, clearly has blood pressure / hypertension. NEEDS A CPAP at 26 which is fucking horrifying. He is ballooning really fast and it collects around his abdomen. I would love him though to get to 500 / 600lb out of morbid curiosity to see what he would look like out of body horror aspect because its a path he has wrought for himself.

 

[chantalisfat]

Why has nobody been uploading his OnlyFans content here? Surely the people paying for his content aren't actually all legitimately interested in his content. He has over 300 posts on OF, some of which is bound to be entertaining to us. It's a shame that he thinks he won and that people aren't sharing his paid content any longer. Same goes for his Patreon content. Here are the tiers:

 

[Blackstar]

Why has nobody been uploading his OnlyFans content here? Surely the people paying for his content aren't actually all legitimately interested in his content. He has over 300 posts on OF, some of which is bound to be entertaining to us. It's a shame that he thinks he won and that people aren't sharing his paid content any longer. Same goes for his Patreon content. Here are the tiers:

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Noone's uploading his onlyfans because it's fucking vile

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Why has nobody been uploading his OnlyFans content here? Surely the people paying for his content aren't actually all legitimately interested in his content. He has over 300 posts on OF, some of which is bound to be entertaining to us. It's a shame that he thinks he won and that people aren't sharing his paid content any longer. Same goes for his Patreon content. Here are the tiers:

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Holy shit, he's doing a tour? One of you faggots better be there to record that.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

300 dollars a WHAT? A MONTH?! Who the fuck does he think he is? The Queen of England? Nik really needs to humble himself.
Also, who the fuck keeps requesting an apartment tour? It isn't a sight for sore eyes, i'll tell you that shit right fucking now. It'll just be all of this unpleasantness complied into one video accompanied with heavy breathing and childish banter from him and Orlin.
"Shh!" "No, you shh!"

THE LIVING ROOM

GUEST BEDROOM

GUEST CLOSET

MASTER BEDROOM

 

[escándalo]

Jesus that is some quality content Nick incredible even. To the previous user who asked about his only fans its not uploaded here because a) its very samey (you can look at the same guys dick 2000 times but nothing really changes.) b) Its fucking vile, like really most of us here are edgy queens but that is something that we can equivocally say no to. c) its just Nick and Orlin thats it, just some columbians ugly ass jiggling usually and Nick trying to land a few fat fetish bucks. Most of it is fucking belly shots tbh.

His patreon is a massive lie as he has to constantly submit things Nick like the other death fats / chantal at least somewhat tries ffs / most of them want top dollar for little effort nick is one of those. He cannot be fucked to edit things out even which he tells himself to edit. Thats a lot for a patreon even for the base tiers because it sounds like it overlaps with onlyfans. The mukbang tour sounds retarded and this is where he really has to humble himself.

Imagine him like Trisha live on stage with a blue spotlight shining down, him singing I love cheese into a mic. Hitting Orlin and crying, yeah sounds incredible I am sure no negative attention will fall upon you whatsoever. He is trying to get mainstream which is not good for him because that is when he will get cancelled because he is actually disgusting.

 

[chantalisfat]

Well, he's claiming that he's sued two people for leaking his OnlyFans content and intends on suing anyone who releases any of his Patreon content. He's released a legal notice from Nancy on his Patreon apparently detailing how any leaks will result in a lawsuit, but you have to pay the $8 a month to read it.

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

$300 a month will get you his 'personal' phone number so you can text him? Haha, burner phone more than likely.

 

[heatboss]

 

[Misto]

Just stumbled upon this thread, and...wow. This fucker makes Chris Chan at his worst look like the avatar of dignity. I used to think Russell was the most pathetic man on the farms but this idiot is even worse.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Well, he's claiming that he's sued two people for leaking his OnlyFans content and intends on suing anyone who releases any of his Patreon content. He's released a legal notice from Nancy on his Patreon apparently detailing how any leaks will result in a lawsuit, but you have to pay the $8 a month to read it.

i hope he emails the farms again pretending to be a lawyer from Patreon like he did Onlyfans, he got so grumpy that we were seeing his disgusting fetish shit for free.

 

[Foamless]

Can you really get sued for leaking his patreon/onlyfans? Are they protected by the DMCA? Or this is just nik effort for scaring anyone who want to leak his paid stuff?

 

[draculasestateagent]

Why has nobody been uploading his OnlyFans content here? Surely the people paying for his content aren't actually all legitimately interested in his content. He has over 300 posts on OF, some of which is bound to be entertaining to us. It's a shame that he thinks he won and that people aren't sharing his paid content any longer. Same goes for his Patreon content. Here are the tiers:

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so some people can pay enough to get his phone number? how long is it before someone leaks it and he gets spam or prank calls? cause we all know he would do a clickbait video about a “stalker”.

 

[knick]

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It's really sad actually, people who don't stop eating end up fucking their insulin levels forever, their bodies constantly ask for more and more insulin, making them feel like they are starving only an hour after eating a mukbang AND orlin's ass.
They may want to stop eating as often, but their bodies scream at them for more and more, and it just fuels their addiction.

Watch what you eat lads, carbs are a downward spiral.