Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[instythot]

Edit: oh, here we go, 4 minutes. It's Sunday, Bryan, maybe you should spend this time with your family.

Seriously, Bry. This is good advice. If you're the only one up, throw on a pot of coffee and make some pancakes for the wife and daughter. They'll love you for it and you'll forget about 6-8 people disagreeing with your version of events for a couple of hours

 

[Spectre_06]

Seriously, Bry. This is good advice. If you're the only one up, throw on a pot of coffee and make some pancakes for the wife and daughter. They'll love you for it and you'll forget about 6-8 people disagreeing with your version of events for a couple of hours

He should also be a gentleman and make some pancakes and coffee for his wife's boyfriend while he's at it. I'm sure he's hungry after that long night of rawdogging her.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Bryan shouldn't let anger and revenge consume him so much.
Especially towards people who have admitted to only wanting to be friends.

 

[Adamska]

Bryan clearly is a woman who thinks stickers mean something given he's silently crying as we talk shit about him.

 

[instythot]

Bryan clearly is a woman who thinks stickers mean something given he's silently crying as we talk shit about him.

Bryan seems to be a little worked up with the revenge ratings this morning. Maybe he took this morning's good advice, but burned the pancakes and now his wife is mad at him

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I've been neg rated by Queen of Sucking Dick more than all the other users put together.

If SoyFace McPubeBeard neg rates your post, must be a day ending in 'Y'

 

[Bryan Dunn]

@Bryan Dunn vs @theralph is the antithesis to Alien vs Predator. No matter who wins, we all win.

More entertaining to watch than those shit movies too.

If you mean me laughing at Ralph or sniping him when PO was gone for people asking in this thread then I guess im winning the War on the gunt? Idk you 4 or 5 alogs of mine think laughing or shitposting in a cows thread means I run shadow puppet tier of gay ops and Gator is finally Right!

its delusional at best and schizophrenic at worst. Maybe stop reading into my posts and you wont think its some cloak n dagger type stuff. Why do you think Goswinson, Dispatch, Matt Jarbo, and others made those silly tweets with me calling myself the “ISIS of the internet”?

its because its all just for fun and laughs. There is literally nothing I can do to ruin Ralphs life. He does it himself. Stop listening to dsp zcelebs in my thread wanting to see me turn my camera on and kill myself. Its not healthy. They are alogs. Dont be like them. Just laugh.

 

[MeltyTW]

If you mean me laughing at Ralph or sniping him when PO was gone for people asking in this thread then I guess im winning the War on the gunt? Idk you 4 or 5 alogs of mine think laughing or shitposting in a cows thread means I run shadow puppet tier of gay ops and Gator is finally Right!

he meant the clip where ralph and you yelled at each other

 

[Bryan Dunn]

he meant the clip where ralph and you yelled at each other

6 years old. Thats 6 years ago. 6 years ago

 

[Captain Manning]

he meant the clip where ralph and you yelled at each other

This is correct.

Bryan. Slap yourself. Again.

 

[Postal Pippa]

6 years old. Thats 6 years ago. 6 years ago

I ask both you and @theralph

Are ya winnin?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

6 years old. Thats 6 years ago. 6 years ago

Thats almost old enough for ralph to impregnate.

 

[MeltyTW]

6 years old. Thats 6 years ago. 6 years ago

yeah .... its just a post action review. I mean it can point to things, like ralph's praise of jim being at least somewhat hollow, but even with the usual assuming the worst no one is saying "oh jim look what he said as recent as over half a decade ago DISAVOW NOW" I mean 200 years from now ethans sex tape fiasco will be funny even if he becomes like a cybernetic priest who sacrifices himself for orphans by then.

it wasnt "oh look bryans a sped now" it was "whenever they clash its funny" in a vacuum.

 

[Captain Manning]

yeah .... its just a post action review. I mean it can point to things, like ralph's praise of jim being at least somewhat hollow, but even with the usual assuming the worst no one is saying "oh jim look what he said as recent as over half a decade ago DISAVOW NOW" I mean 200 years from now ethans sex tape fiasco will be funny even if he becomes like a cybernetic priest who sacrifices himself for orphans by then.

it wasnt "oh look bryans a sped now" it was "whenever they clash its funny" in a vacuum.

To oldfags, Jim is still the Internet boogieman. Ralph is probably scared shitless that Jim will come out of his canceraids retirement and make a video about this mess. What he said then, and what he's sucking up to now, are two different things. It's in the name he specifically used in that sperg-out. IA was the "betrayer of Gamergate." Metokur was the bringer of biting ridicule and laughs.

It'll never happen, but Ralph knows the damage Metokur used to be able to inflict. The subtle way he could ruin a person without resorting to blatantly illegal means like Zoom (liar, pedo, sociopath). His Gunt quivers with trepidation.

@Bryan Dunn knows this feeling well.

And speaking of oldfags, this showed up in my inbox. Dick's circlejerk is the absolute worst. Ralph is in the correct clique alright.

 

[msd]

I ask both you and @theralph

Are ya winnin?

I don't think they are

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

@Bryan Dunn vs @theralph is the antithesis to Alien vs Predator. No matter who wins, we all win.

More entertaining to watch than those shit movies too.

The entire clip is kino. @theralph literally pulls a "come to my house and fight me IRL" pre-Donga and equates his grift to MLK. Even better part, the view count. Reeeing to 3 people. Literally more people in the call than watching.

2020. We don't need Tenet in theaters to be entertained. We don't to pay $30 to watch Mulan at home. We get this all for free.

 

[Captain Manning]

The entire clip is kino. @theralph literally pulls a "come to my house and fight me IRL" pre-Donga and equates his grift to MLK. Even better part, the view count. Reeeing to 3 people. Literally more people in the call than watching.

2020. We don't need Tenet in theaters to be entertained. We don't to pay $30 to watch Mulan at home. We get this all for free.

That whole Nick interviewing Donga thing we had a few pages back wasn't just an autistic sideshow. I honestly think we're gonna see the whole "fight me IRL" shit crop up in this very drama. Eventually.

I was thinking PPP vs. Ralph might be legit doable, but PPP would have to bulk up somewhat first. He ain't that fat.

 

[All becomes gunt]

If you mean me laughing at Ralph or sniping him when PO was gone for people asking in this thread then I guess im winning the War on the gunt? Idk you 4 or 5 alogs of mine think laughing or shitposting in a cows thread means I run shadow puppet tier of gay ops and Gator is finally Right!

its delusional at best and schizophrenic at worst. Maybe stop reading into my posts and you wont think its some cloak n dagger type stuff. Why do you think Goswinson, Dispatch, Matt Jarbo, and others made those silly tweets with me calling myself the “ISIS of the internet”?

its because its all just for fun and laughs. There is literally nothing I can do to ruin Ralphs life. He does it himself. Stop listening to dsp zcelebs in my thread wanting to see me turn my camera on and kill myself. Its not healthy. They are alogs. Dont be like them. Just laugh.

>DSP zcelebs
Do not utter the name of the god with these mere mortals, lest you wanna suffer gym's ordeal...

 

[Lore Master]

If you mean me laughing at Ralph or sniping him when PO was gone for people asking in this thread then I guess im winning the War on the gunt? Idk you 4 or 5 alogs of mine think laughing or shitposting in a cows thread means I run shadow puppet tier of gay ops and Gator is finally Right!

its delusional at best and schizophrenic at worst. Maybe stop reading into my posts and you wont think its some cloak n dagger type stuff. Why do you think Goswinson, Dispatch, Matt Jarbo, and others made those silly tweets with me calling myself the “ISIS of the internet”?

its because its all just for fun and laughs. There is literally nothing I can do to ruin Ralphs life. He does it himself. Stop listening to dsp zcelebs in my thread wanting to see me turn my camera on and kill myself. Its not healthy. They are alogs. Dont be like them. Just laugh.

Ugh Bryan nobody is "A-LAWGIN'" ya. We all just know that you are a fucking moron that makes up shit most of the time. Just like Spectard. You are at your base nature a sperg just like Ralph is. This thread and it's participants look at you and Spectard as "useful idiots".

The problem with you is the same problem everyone has with Ralph here. You do it for the head pats from a group that in general wouldn't like you if they knew you personally. You have no principles. You are just a greedy little piglet looking to get in where you can fit in to enact some petty revenge on Ralph from a long time ago. Not a principled stance. Oh boo hoo he doxed my family. If I'm not mistaken you yourself have participated in those exact things. I seem to also remember you trying to get back in good with the Based Bovine known as Ralph long after your arguments and alledged doxxing of your family.

You aren't like you said, "its because it all just for fun and laughs". You do it because you are still ass mad from an incident with Ralph and you think people will just accept you because you are shitting on Ralph here. We all know you are here for head pats and acceptance along with your revenge motive. Stop lying to us and better yet stop lying to yourself.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Ugh Bryan nobody is "A-LAWGIN'" ya. We all just know that you are a fucking moron that makes up shit most of the time. Just like Spectard. You are at your base nature a sperg just like Ralph is. This thread and it's participants look at you and Spectard as "useful idiots".

The problem with you is the same problem everyone has with Ralph here. You do it for the head pats from a group that in general wouldn't like you if they knew you personally. You have no principles. You are just a greedy little piglet looking to get in where you can fit in to enact some petty revenge on Ralph from a long time ago. Not a principled stance. Oh boo hoo he doxed my family. If I'm not mistaken you yourself have participated in those exact things. I seem to also remember you trying to get back in good with the Based Bovine known as Ralph long after your arguments and alledged doxxing of your family.

You aren't like you said, "its because it all just for fun and laughs". You do it because you are still ass mad from an incident with Ralph and you think people will just accept you because you are shitting on Ralph here. We all know you are here for head pats and acceptance along with your revenge motive. Stop lying to us and better yet stop lying to yourself.

Ive never went after peoples jobs or home life. Ive never made money or “grifted”. Ive hated ralph long before any of you faggots did and I made it very clear years ago I believed him to be a sociopath(which you all agree now go figure). I give zero shits about the users of this site and the ones who have gotten me fired or harassed my family or went after anything they could to attempt to get me to openly kill myself(see @JuanButNotForgotten ) are people who feel like ive ruined their internet careers and are by definition ALAWGS.

I make zero content on this side of the shitty internet for those great “asspats” you claim I want and my name is literal nuclear radiation to people who like Drama.

I post strictly in Ralphs thread because its funny to watch him burn and its a shit show. If Ralph died tomorrow id just never come here again. I dont care about anything else except laughing at Ralphs fuck ups.

You and the other people dont know me. You dont have any type of social experience with me anywhere. You, like the site is intended for, overly grossly and many times slanderously speculate on who I am based on my posts here. Its delusional.

dont be a mouthpiece for others or just ignore me. My reasons for hating Ralph and laughing at his fuck ups are clearly available for anyone to read. No need to read into it.