Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Kosher Dill]

Why did Chris stop using Facebook?

I imagine part of it is that he no longer feels the need to self-isolate. Part of the appeal of Facebook was that you could lock it down to only people who were "supposed to" see it. And it worked, too - for a long while we only had one or two insiders, who could only rarely drop info.

Once weens started paying him to pay attention to them, he was slowly pried out of isolation and back into full engagement with the internet. Now Goddess Christine is open to all worshippers.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Could Chris even actually stay employed without w33ns harassing his workplace until they fired him?

I know that's not Chris' primary excuse, since he's shameless enough to just outright say he's too lazy to work.

Honestly, I think he could.

He would have to not be stupid and broadcast where he worked, which I think he could do. Also, I think the number of w33ns who would harass his employer have dropped quite a bit in the past few years.

That being said, he's extremely lazy and unmotivated, which would get him fired pretty quickly. Then you add in the dimensional merge shit which gives him his perfect "everything will be okay" delusional hugbox and he's even more unemployable

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris has to be spending money on Doopie's OnlyFans, right?

 

[chrischanfan]

i appologize if his has been asked before but even if thats the case i figure the answer must change once in a while. What does chris chan eat? here is no way barb is able to cook for him anymore and i dobut he ever bothered to leanr, he would just cause an accident trying.
The average neckbeard subsists mostly of frozen food, i know chris goes to burger king quite often but i cant imagine him driving there every night for dinner, he couldnt afford it.
Does he just buy 10 bags of wonderbread, a ton of bologna and a big jar of mayo? does he feed that to his mom?

I'm sure Bob greased the wheels in any way he could but there's nothing illegal about that. It's not like he's making up his autism. I think he probably could have worked if his parents hadn't utterly fucked up and blocked him from getting effective treatment, but an entire life spent in the hoard has pretty much permanently wrecked his brain. He'll never pass as normal and he's too weird to hold down a job. He'd either chimp out or creep people out enough they'd have to fire him. And he really couldn't learn how not to be a creep because there are too many ways he's obviously a creep.

There are kids wih down syndrome bagging he groceries at my local supermarket, they work 8-10 in the morning i think, the store doesnt want them around during lunch rush when people working nearby swarm the deli. They must work 14 hours a week, maybe they do some work in the back so they can round it to 20, thats a part ime job.
If they can keep a part time job so does chris

 

[Picklechu]

i appologize if his has been asked before but even if thats the case i figure the answer must change once in a while. What does chris chan eat? here is no way barb is able to cook for him anymore and i dobut he ever bothered to leanr, he would just cause an accident trying.
The average neckbeard subsists mostly of frozen food, i know chris goes to burger king quite often but i cant imagine him driving there every night for dinner, he couldnt afford it.
Does he just buy 10 bags of wonderbread, a ton of bologna and a big jar of mayo? does he feed that to his mom?

Fast food, frozen stuff, cheap stuff from Food Lion/Walmart, etc.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Fast food, frozen stuff, cheap stuff from Food Lion/Walmart, etc.

Food fit for a godess, surely Chris isn't far away from diabetes.

 

[Tikbalang]

Food fit for a godess, surely Chris isn't far away from diabetes.

In the merge, the godes's body remains setsy no matter how much she eats.

 

[Fapcop]

In the merge, the godes's body remains setsy no matter how much she eats.

Will laws against bigamy and police arresting pedophiles still be a thing post-merge?

MagiChan is over 60 years old and married to 3 or 4 people, including a 15 year old.

So far he’s escaped prosecution, mainly because of the fact that he isn’t real, but according to Chris that’ll change in the near future.

 

[Tikbalang]

Will laws against bigamy and police arresting pedophiles still be a thing post-merge?

MagiChan is over 60 years old and married to 3 or 4 people, including a 15 year old.

So far he’s escaped prosecution, mainly because of the fact that he isn’t real, but according to Chris that’ll change in the near future.

Post-merge, he wants to be the Big Mom in his Whole Cake Island. He wants the world where he can become both king and a child

 

[Alex Krycek]

Chris isn’t ever going to jail for imaginary characters. Now talking to imaginary people may eventually land him in some trouble if he does it enough in public but don’t hold your breath either.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris isn’t ever going to jail for imaginary characters. Now talking to imaginary people may eventually land him in some trouble if he does it enough in public but don’t hold your breath either.

People wouldn't notice it if he pretends to talk on a phone or wearing microphones

 

[BScCollateral]

People wouldn't notice it if he pretends to talk on a phone or wearing microphones

 

[Traz]

People wouldn't notice it if he pretends to talk on a phone or wearing microphones

In a busy setting I'm sure people would probably notice him and what he may say. Not saying he will land in hot water but I'm sure people will think it's weird

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

i appologize if his has been asked before but even if thats the case i figure the answer must change once in a while. What does chris chan eat? here is no way barb is able to cook for him anymore and i dobut he ever bothered to leanr, he would just cause an accident trying.
The average neckbeard subsists mostly of frozen food, i know chris goes to burger king quite often but i cant imagine him driving there every night for dinner, he couldnt afford it.
Does he just buy 10 bags of wonderbread, a ton of bologna and a big jar of mayo? does he feed that to his mom?

There are kids wih down syndrome bagging he groceries at my local supermarket, they work 8-10 in the morning i think, the store doesnt want them around during lunch rush when people working nearby swarm the deli. They must work 14 hours a week, maybe they do some work in the back so they can round it to 20, thats a part ime job.
If they can keep a part time job so does chris

Ours has tards bagging in off hours and stocking produce, too. But the Downies aren't allergic to work and are friendly. Chris thinks sitting around "meditating" aka playing video games and daydreaming is work. That boy ain't good for shit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I have to wonder what will happen after Chris dies...oh I don't mean with us I mean to him afterwards. Assuming the christian theology is true and all, what will happen to him standing naked and fat before Christ on his throne? Body deformed not just from being fat and lazy but also transgender (something the bible is very clear no body is supposed to be) having to answer before the angels why he abandoned God and christ for his own blasphemy with this whole "dimensionsal merge" not to mention declaring himself a goddess, a big no no in christianity. Personally if the Christians are the ones who got it all right in the end I see it going like this

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have to wonder what will happen after Chris dies...oh I don't mean with us I mean to him afterwards. Assuming the christian theology is true and all, what will happen to him standing naked and fat before Christ on his throne? Body deformed not just from being fat and lazy but also transgender (something the bible is very clear no body is supposed to be) having to answer before the angels why he abandoned God and christ for his own blasphemy with this whole "dimensionsal merge" not to mention declaring himself a goddess, a big no no in christianity. Personally if the Christians are the ones who got it all right in the end I see it going like this

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As this forum would say, Chris would shit his pants and do nothing

 

[Tikbalang]

I have to wonder what will happen after Chris dies...oh I don't mean with us I mean to him afterwards. Assuming the christian theology is true and all, what will happen to him standing naked and fat before Christ on his throne? Body deformed not just from being fat and lazy but also transgender (something the bible is very clear no body is supposed to be) having to answer before the angels why he abandoned God and christ for his own blasphemy with this whole "dimensionsal merge" not to mention declaring himself a goddess, a big no no in christianity. Personally if the Christians are the ones who got it all right in the end I see it going like this

His fantasy of being immortal probably means that he's afraid of dying.
If Chris realized that there is no afterlife, that Bob isn't conscious somewhere in toon world and so would Barb, he'll go YOLO.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Unironically, I think Early days Chris unknowligly made himself simmilar to God-Emperor of Mankind.

• He has ancient mystic ancestry which leads him back to the early days of humanity.
• He has magical powers that are destinied to him.
• He created a bunch of whole different children to be his support in his quest, one of theim being his clear favorite.
• Some of said children were raised in different environments, outside of CWC control and also have different special traits
• Chris being worshiped by some Sonichus as god.

So seing, seeing how Chris basically abandoned his creation in this dimension and also trapping him in his fat body while the dangerous virus still reeks arround, when can we expect Sonichu Heresy?

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Unironically, I think Early days Chris unknowligly made himself simmilar to God-Emperor of Mankind.

• He has ancient mystic ancestry which leads him back to the early days of humanity.
• He has magical powers that are destinied to him.
• He created a bunch of whole different children to be his support in his quest, one of theim being his clear favorite.
• Some of said children were raised in different environments, outside of CWC control and also have different special traits
• Chris being worshiped by some Sonichus as god.

So seing, seeing how Chris basically abandoned his creation in this dimension and also trapping him in his fat body while the dangerous virus still reeks arround, when can we expect Sonichu Heresy?

2-3 more years of Dimensional Merge and we'll see CWC Civil War.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Ours has tards bagging in off hours and stocking produce, too. But the Downies aren't allergic to work and are friendly. Chris thinks sitting around "meditating" aka playing video games and daydreaming is work. That boy ain't good for shit.

Let’s remember this is the same person who outsourced his imaginary Apocalypse to a different Chris because even play pretend work is too much work.