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Truthboi said:
(given Chris' general hatred of men).
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That hasn't been a thing for awhile. He's fine interacting with men now. Idea Guys, Guard Dogs, Copitz and friends, etc, are men.

Argh My Cigar said:
Literally no one would fucking know unless he tweets about it publicly, which is all the time. Chris can never go two seconds without telling people the latest development in his life, and even if he managed to get a job, it'll take maybe two days at most for him to make enemies.
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Chris doesn't tweet about everything publicly. The bigger problems would be either him letting slip a detail about it that would give a lead or people recognizing him and posting about it online. Like he used to hang out at End Games frequently, even had some friends there, but avoided mentioning it on social media. If you looked deep enough you could see a Facebook group he was part of that linked him to End Games. And eventually someone recognized him at End Games and snapped a photo to post here.
 
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Chan Fan said:
I wonder why Chris talked about wanting a dating education class when he didn't really pay attention in school (or do that well in his classes.) I know in the comic issue that featured dating ed that the people in the class were paired off with other students, so maybe he thought such a class would just give him a girlfriend?
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I wonder what itd be like if that was turned into a dating sim?
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It's 20 years from now. A medium-budget dramatization about Chris hits cinemas and streaming services.
The last few minutes tell the story of the homeless saga. As Chris is sitting on a bench during a winter night, seemingly unaffected by the biting cold, he starts to hallucinate, fully succumbing to his delusions. He sees Sonichu, Magi-Chan and the rest of the chaotic combo approaching him through the falling snow. Ominous, almost screaming violin music grows louder and louder as more figments of his imagination join the figures. Suddenly, the film cuts to a scene of 14 Branchland Court getting bulldozed to the ground. A worker notices something in the rubble. Cut back to Chris reaching towards Sonichu. The worker digs out a metallic plaque, examining it with a frown. He shrugs and throws it away into the garden. Chris reaches Sonichu. The camera moves towards the plaque that's already covered by a thin layer of snow:
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The next morning, Chris is motionless on the bench. The music stops abruptly, and the screen fades to black.
 
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Tikbalang said:
If the analysts like the cartoon, he will watch it
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Dr wolf has given mostly fair reviews as has mad munchkin (dk about the rest) but they all seem to want a proper g5 and not 4,5 as life seems to known as.


Edit I meant to say Dr wolf not wolfula wolfula is completely different he reviews horror movies and occasionally livestreams riffs of them ala mst3k/
 
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The Fool said:
Who are those people and why do you know this.
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Dr Wolf seems keen on getting a new show, and admits that the previous gen has run its course.

(Nope, not a ponyfag! Just checked out some of his videos recently.)

Dr. Wolf seems so fucking normal, it’s weird.

He’s an accountant.
Looks like an accountant.
Talks like a mellow, chill accountant.

I’m basically just waiting for a CP arrest of him, because something here doesn’t add up.
 
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The Fool said:
Who are those people and why do you know this.
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Two of the analysts and I occasionally check their YouTube channels because I know Chris does and try to speculate if he'll parrot their opinion on something or try and play spin Dr with it.
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Oh come on not everyone into this stuff is as weird,out of touch or gross as Chris is and not everyone who doesn't live up to some societal expectations is hiding some fucked up skeleton in the closet....just look at most of us here on the farms
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
He got bored with it and his attention span is more fitting for Twitter
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Also twitter suited his autistic tendencies better because it has more ways to engage with enablers and you can track your followers/popularity better, which we all know chris absolutely adores himself when he's the centre of attention.
 
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