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Both, I'm more interested in the stuff he hasn't been charged for and got away with. Could you imagine how many felonies and misdemeanors he'd have? It'd be insane, I feel like he'd end up in a mental ward at that point
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Chris needs to stay on the tugboat. He can't handle a real job.
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He thinks pulling weeds for a half hour is a task only a man with the physique of Heracles could do. He can't focus on a task that isn't video games for more than 5 minutes at a time. Now ask chris to pull a 6 hour part-time shift at a gas station or fast food place. He'd think going there every day would be the same as slavery.
but back to the topic of chris breaking the law: here's a link to the cwci's 'and the law' section.
Chris and the law - CWCki
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Cardboard Box Mountain
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Would YOU want CWC as a coworker? The tugboat is worth it just so no one has to put up with his shit. At the kinds of jobs he could work, no one is paid enough to deal with that nonsense.
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that should be a punishment for other criminals.
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Nah, the tugboat is 100% legal.
I mean sure, Chris could work. Chris could STILL work. But he got the tugboat because of eligibility and not need.
(Meaning, there wasn’t a doctor who said: “Nope, this tard can’t work!”)
Chris got it because he’s disabled, and was a dependent of Bob who payed into the system.
Call it a hole in the system if you want to, I’m not gonna disagree. There should be a distinction between those who are merely disabled, and those who are disabled but can work. Like Chris.
TLDR: Chris didn’t get the tugboat because he can’t work. Chris got it because he was eligible to get it since he’s a tard.
Are we talking about today or 20 years ago?
If Chris was forced to, there would be lots of simple jobs he could do.
The problem is of course, that thanks to the tugboat, he never really tried getting one and if he got a job, had little motivation to stick it out.
He thinks pulling weeds for a half hour is a task only a man with the physique of Heracles could do. He can't focus on a task that isn't video games for more than 5 minutes at a time. Now ask chris to pull a 6 hour part-time shift at a gas station or fast food place. He'd think going there every day would be the same as slavery.
but back to the topic of chris breaking the law: here's a link to the cwci's 'and the law' section.
Chris and the law - CWCki
So you’re saying that Chris is lazy. Well, we can all agree on that.
That still doesn’t mean that he couldn’t have done it forced to. (Not even talking about special tard jobs, but a simple regular job like supermarket bagger or checkout person.)
If you proverbially put a gun to his head and explained to him that he couldn’t eat or have Legos if he didn’t work, he would eventually stick it out.
The problem is that nobody ever did that.
Yes, I can honestly say that I would love to have Chris as a coworker.
The thought of watching Chris miserable and bitterly muttering to himself as he’s washing dishes or cleaning tables or whatever would put a spring in my step and a song in my heart.
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I'm talking about now, I mean I could see him getting an off the books job now that I think about it. He'd be able to keep his tugboat since its paid under the table. Also, most off the book jobs dont do background checks. It honestly seems like the best bet for him. Thats just if he is able to not freak out the coworkers and start fights with them. Hopefully he is put in a place where he doesn't interact with customers
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It really comes down to the fact that he's probably too retarded and deranged at this point in his life to even do the most straightforward basic jobs simply because he'd get easily get bored and distracted. Remember he essentially has the mentality of a seven year old at this point, I don't think there is a seven year old throughout history that can be somewhat disciplined or dependable at doing jobs for even a few hours a day, he'll never file for a job to begin with unless someone literally forces him and watches over him on a computer to write and submit a job application, and good luck to that employer actually calling him back and organising an interview, because that's laughable.
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Meh, lots of jobs don’t require background checks. Especially the erm... “special” kind of jobs.
The problem with Chris getting a job today is his laziness and the fact that he can manage without. (Ok, his mental state doesn’t do him any favors!)
Chris is incredibly lazy and has been on the tugboat for so long, that he’d flee at any sign of exertion and go back to doing nothing.
It’s pretty damn hard to convince someone that they need to work for $8-10 an hour, when they’ve spend decades doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it.
If Chris has learned any lessons in his grownup life, it’s these two:
1: People can be cruel, and...
2: You don’t need to work for money. Daddy government will give it to you on the 3rd of every month. And if you need more, you can always ask strangers online, and they’ll give you some.
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Yes. I said he was lazy, but the point I was getting at is that chris would never WANT to stick to it. Eventually you'd need to put a gun to his head to force him to go to work that day, and eventually that might not even work. Chris is a pile of mush, you can't really break him down but you can't build him up. Autistics love routine but getting chris to commit to a routine he doesn't like is as impossible as herding cats. First is the fact he's gotten away with acting like a total lazy POS all his life which has given him room to believe he could do this FOREVER. second is that damned ego which would never allow autismo king-queen supreme chris chan sonichu blue heart to stoop to doing non-goddess level tasks like flipping burgers and asking if they want fries with that.
Anyone who wants chris to work would basically have to wake up every morning, pack his lunch, make sure he didn't shit his pants or smell like a walmart bathroom, drive him to work, and then pick him up. Every day. And make sure he actually went to work and not just hung around the area for 6-8 hours. Who wants to have a 40 year old autstic child to take care of? Because unless chris gets a rude awakening I doubt very much chris would do all of that willingly. He'd more likely do nothing, lose everything, blame the trolls, and expect someone to come and fix his life for him.
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Or heaven. He'd eat everything in the store.
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Like a pig in a trough.
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I'd like introduce you to Powder monkeys, drummer boys, and five year olds hauling carts full of coal out of the mines and kids replacing spools on industrial looms. Anyone can be thought to work with enough training and desperation but Chris is so lazy and has free money coming in through the government that the thought of ever getting a real job has left his mind completely in exchange for a world where he uses his Goddess powers to solve all his problems from the current pandemic to wiping out his shit filled underwear whenever he craps himself.
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If he got it for autism they had to have found he meets both the A and B criteria, with backup from objective medical findings, probably in his case from treating physicians, although Social Security may have also had him examined by a consulting expert. If you're eligible under the criteria, you're entitled to the tugboat, even if you could work.
If you don't match one of the actually listed impairments, you have to prove specifically that you can't work, but if you do qualify based on a listed impairment, you're home free. You don't really have to prove anything beyond what's listed in the criteria.
I'm sure Bob greased the wheels in any way he could but there's nothing illegal about that. It's not like he's making up his autism. I think he probably could have worked if his parents hadn't utterly fucked up and blocked him from getting effective treatment, but an entire life spent in the hoard has pretty much permanently wrecked his brain. He'll never pass as normal and he's too weird to hold down a job. He'd either chimp out or creep people out enough they'd have to fire him. And he really couldn't learn how not to be a creep because there are too many ways he's obviously a creep.
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I really don't get how the tugboat is a fraud given while Chris is on paper more functioning than low functioning autists let's remember that he is incapable of having a job beyond not wanting to work:
- Temperamental (He literally got fired at Wendy's for creeping out a child and he gets angry when anyone stands up to him)
- Prone to violent behavior (See his death threats including to the president, pepperspray incident, attempted manslaughter)
- Criminal Record (See above in addition to breaking many trespassing laws)
- Poor Hygiene (This is especially important for a job and Chris )would definitely fail this hard given his B.O. is bad and he'd wear his disgusting clothing instead of a proper uniform)
- Weens (They would definitely annoy the establishment Chris works at)
- Severe mental issues (Autism aside, there is clearly some other issues going on with him like his narcissism and how he claims to see fictional characters along with his autistic tulpa shenanigans)
The only way Chris can get a job and becoming a functioning member of society is if a super mega tardwrangler to the highest degree with the highest no nonsense attitude that is extremely patient comes into his life and be a woman (given Chris' general hatred of men).
Of course that will never happen at all as that person doesn't exist and if they do, they'd have people more important than Chris to deal with. Chris also has shown time and again to somehow surpass normal levels of stupidity.
- Temperamental (He literally got fired at Wendy's for creeping out a child and he gets angry when anyone stands up to him)
- Prone to violent behavior (See his death threats including to the president, pepperspray incident, attempted manslaughter)
- Criminal Record (See above in addition to breaking many trespassing laws)
- Poor Hygiene (This is especially important for a job and Chris )would definitely fail this hard given his B.O. is bad and he'd wear his disgusting clothing instead of a proper uniform)
- Weens (They would definitely annoy the establishment Chris works at)
- Severe mental issues (Autism aside, there is clearly some other issues going on with him like his narcissism and how he claims to see fictional characters along with his autistic tulpa shenanigans)
The only way Chris can get a job and becoming a functioning member of society is if a super mega tardwrangler to the highest degree with the highest no nonsense attitude that is extremely patient comes into his life and be a woman (given Chris' general hatred of men).
Of course that will never happen at all as that person doesn't exist and if they do, they'd have people more important than Chris to deal with. Chris also has shown time and again to somehow surpass normal levels of stupidity.
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Literally no one would fucking know unless he tweets about it publicly, which is all the time. Chris can never go two seconds without telling people the latest development in his life, and even if he managed to get a job, it'll take maybe two days at most for him to make enemies.
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Except the fruits and vegetables
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How about some less-commonly mentioned ones?
Attempting to shoplift from Best Buy, though apparently he dropped everything and ran.
"Wheeling and dealing" (return fraud) at big-box stores.
Smoking weed with the troon squad.
Trespassing in whatever abandoned building he did "urban exploration" in with weens.