Containment Random Chris Updates

[Argh My Cigar]

That documentary looked fucking appaling.

The trailer was composed of every stereotypical art-house-cinema trait of pompous fuckery you could conjure up. The classsical piano music, the extreme close ups with no tripod, over-exposed face against the sunlight, miscellaneous no-context quotes slapped over the audio mix. At least art-house cinemas tend to have decent cameras and can keep focus. It looked to me like over an hour of letting Chris ramble on with little-to-no narrative structure, guest staring a confused old woman and a cute nazi who wants nothing to do with it.

No wonder Chris was upset it never got released. It was just a showcase of his excuses.

Joe Draft still lurks here. He PM’d me when I revealed I was involved with Cap and Chris, probably because he thought I wouldn’t divulge anything. Unfortunately due to Null routinely purging old conversations for all users since October, I can’t pull screencaps.

He claims it was actually Meg in the interview and that he paid her for her time. She isn’t exactly in the most secure financial position; she supports an immediate family member who can’t work, so it’s not unreasonable for me to believe that she’d take the offer. It was close to $1000 or something. Honestly the non-Chris interviews are more interesting since we know he routinely lies and remembers past events through a delusional, self-aggrandizing lens. In the Barb interview snippet she seemed surprisingly lucid about Chris’s childhood; understanding he was a pain in the ass but not totally admitting fault, but I think she’s at that age where she doesn’t really give a fuck anymore.

If it was handled by anyone else who didn’t care about recognition or profit, then I could see it being a decent supplement to the Comprehensive History series. The CWCki, where Geno gets almost all of his info, is severely outdated so getting the full-disclosure of what was going on behind all the troll-manipulation and fake stories would be refreshing. I know the CWCki is written specifically to mock Chris, but there needs to be some kind of line drawn between fake personas created by trolls, and the actual people behind the scenes. Chris’s life is not a 24/7 sitcom and clearing the air on what actually occurred would probably help deter more weenery.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Werner Herzog of Cows...

Spoiler: And now a rambling semi incoherent word from hypoChrisy incarnate

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Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was Chris paid for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?
Yeah keep throwing Megan under the bus Chris, that's worked out so well for you in the past...
"Schedule"? Please "Sonichu", elaborate on what that could possibly entail...
So much to unpack...

Spoiler: Dumb and Dumber

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Ladies/Rosechus and Gentlemen/Sonichus of all teenagers, may I present for your annoyance, Ben Saint, King of the Weens...

I dont even have the energy to reads chris's tweets anymore, they're just nonsense words that mean literally nothing.

also "Your no longer riding on out fame" fuck off, you know one of his discord tard wranglers told him to say that. I don't believe chris has the capacity to tell when he is being leached off of.

 

[Fapcop]

Joe Draft still lurks here. He PM’d me when I revealed I was involved with Cap and Chris, probably because he thought I wouldn’t divulge anything. Unfortunately due to Null routinely purging old conversations for all users since October, I can’t pull screencaps.

Oh well in that case...

JOE DRAFT YOU ARE A TURBO FAGGOT!

Everything about this documentary, from the snippets we’ve seen, to how you handled promotion, to how you cowardly fled at the first bit of controversy, and melodramatically destroyed the hard drives, has been pure, unadulterated faggotry of the highest order.

My favorite part is how you paid Barb and Chris money for interviews. Congrats faggot, how does it feel to get hustled by a guy who’s dumb enough to think he can grow a vagina?

He claims it was actually Meg in the interview and that he paid her for her time. She isn’t exactly in the most secure financial position; she supports an immediate family member who can’t work, so it’s not unreasonable for me to believe that she’d take the offer. It was close to $1000 or something.

Aside from Barb weaseling our from taking responsibility, watching an interview with Megan could actually have been interesting.

Oh but shit, that’s right. It was an idiot behind this project, so of course he fucked it up. He could have done a number of things:

Gone the asshole route of putting it out anyways, since he already had gotten her permission previously. Or could have worked with her to keep her in the film anyways. (voice over only for example). Or just use a written version of the interviews. Or kept her out entirely. It could have worked anyways.

That documentary looked fucking appaling.

The trailer was composed of every stereotypical art-house-cinema trait of pompous fuckery you could conjure up. The classsical piano music, the extreme close ups with no tripod, over-exposed face against the sunlight, miscellaneous no-context quotes slapped over the audio mix. At least art-house cinemas tend to have decent cameras and can keep focus. It looked to me like over an hour of letting Chris ramble on with little-to-no narrative structure, guest staring a confused old woman and a cute nazi who wants nothing to do with it.

No wonder Chris was upset it never got released. It was just a showcase of his excuses.

Yup. Chris’s reaction on Twitter shows exactly why the whole project was a shitshow.

An hour and a half of Barb and Chris stroking their respective e-peens and evading responsibility interspersed with Megan going “Oh wow! He’s totally not a creepy autist anymore!”

Chris the brave little autist who just wanted to create and draw before the mean internet ganged up on him. And ultimately came out as her true, honest self: A TRANSWOMAN and triumphed!

Good thing that garbage will never see the light of day.

(Though I wouldn’t have mind to see the unedited interviews.)

Hope the check they hustled out of Joe Draft bounced.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't think it's possible to want to create a CWC documentary and not be a raging autist

It‘s possible but I think it requires the documentary maker to care primarily about views/hits and absolutely not wanting to use it as a method of getting Chris to notice them which has been done a few times like with PewDiePie’s video on Chris.

Basically a best of CWC for normies who aren’t knowledgeable about Chris.

 

[Fapcop]

Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Werner Herzog of Cows...

Spoiler: And now a rambling semi incoherent word from hypoChrisy incarnate

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Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was Chris paid for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?

I think they were paid around a grand each. I assume Chris is too dumb to know what “residuals” are.

And though we should have gotten used to it by now, Chris’s enormous ego is of course, like always, a wonder to behold.

“You all could have had that genuine and heartfelt gem!”

Oh noes! We missed out on an hour of him and Barb prattling on about “da twolls”, but to Chris is the equivalent of tossing an unknown Shakespeare manuscript into the shredder, or the loss of the Amber Room or some shit like that.

A unique cultural treasure that we just proved ourselves unworthy of. Whatever shall we do?!?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It‘s possible but I think it requires the documentary maker to care primarily about views/hits and absolutely not wanting to use it as a method of getting Chris to notice them which has been done a few times like with PewDiePie’s video on Chris.

Basically a best of CWC for normies who aren’t knowledgeable about Chris.

I disagree. We are all somewhat autistic for following Chris, but wanting to let other people know that you follow Chris (ie by making a documentary) automatically makes you a turbo autist

 

[Fapcop]

I disagree. We are all somewhat autistic for following Chris, but wanting to let other people know that you follow Chris (ie by making a documentary) automatically makes you a turbo autist

The appeal of Chris is rather... Shall we say autistic, that’s true.

It‘s possible but I think it requires the documentary maker to care primarily about views/hits and absolutely not wanting to use it as a method of getting Chris to notice them which has been done a few times like with PewDiePie’s video on Chris.

Basically a best of CWC for normies who aren’t knowledgable about Chris.

Chris is a documentary makers worst nightmare. A convoluted story that weaves back and forth over years.

In order to cut it down to an hour or two, you’d need to leave a lot out. And what makes Chris interesting is really the depths of his autism.

Someone getting catfishes once or twice isn’t interesting. What makes Chris interesting is all the times it happened ON TOP of the Miyamoto saga, Liquid Chris and all the other sagas.

Geno Samuel isn’t a classically trained journalist or filmmaker, but I’m pretty impressed with his work.

He’s telling the story in the classic documentary style from before the 80ies: Just laying out the facts with a minimal voiceover. No fancy edits or interviews or editorializing or trying to tell us what to think.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

We've already got an anthem to use for the United States of CWCville, may as well draft up a redesign of a flag for him to use on his campaign as well.

I think you mean The Disassociated & Absolute State of This Faggot.

And I'm not clicking that bc I've already incurred enough brain damage this week, but if it's not the Benny Hill Yakety Sax Theme, you're kind of remiss, methinks.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This Ben Saint guy is truly a faggot among faggots, even through his batshit insane ramblings about timelines and prophecies, Chris, a certified imbecile, did genuinely own him.

It gets to the point where I wonder if he has some weirdass humiliation fetish and wanks off to this shit or something, since it's hard to believe someone being so beneath a dunce like Chris.

The only other person who can probably make Ben Saint look normal in comparison is Sockness, but even then that's not a high bar to get over. It's amazing how both Ben and Sockness tried so hard to get involved with Chris but they were such faggots that they got owned by Chris himself, which is rare given how Chris is shit with insults.

 

[Meat Pickle]

This Ben Saint guy is truly a faggot among faggots, even through his batshit insane ramblings about timelines and prophecies, Chris, a certified imbecile, did genuinely own him.

It gets to the point where I wonder if he has some weirdass humiliation fetish and wanks off to this shit or something, since it's hard to believe someone being so beneath a dunce like Chris.

The only other person who can probably make Ben Saint look normal in comparison is Sockness, but even then that's not a high bar to get over. It's amazing how both Ben and Sockness tried so hard to get involved with Chris but they were such faggots that they got owned by Chris himself, which is rare given how Chris is shit with insults.

Ben Saint comes to me as a has-been tryhard whose attempt at best inflicted only annoyance to Chris. Sockness on the other hand takes the whole comic lore more seriously as he believes by defeating Saint he will prove how he is a brave little boy who stood up for his goddess.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Autist vs. Artist vol.842
"Sonichu" taking umbridge at someone on Twitter's depiction/interpretation of him and his friends, again...

Spoiler: Oh "Sonichu" you reprehensibly disgusting literal shit eating fuck, don't ever change...

Ah the many many implications...

“Sonichu” seems to not notice that Helena’s comic is a reference to this.

But if he bathes every day with Rosechu, why did Rosey need to ask if he bathed?

 

[StraightShooter2]

“Sonichu” seems to not notice that Helena’s comic is a reference to this.

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But if he bathes every day with Rosechu, why did Rosey need to ask if he bathed?

I like how he gives copyright attribution to Unilever for the Axe Body spray, but then at the same time thinks he can copyright Sonichu himself when it's a Sega/Nintendo ripoff.

 

[Fapcop]

“Sonichu” seems to not notice that Helena’s comic is a reference to this.

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But if he bathes every day with Rosechu, why did Rosey need to ask if he bathed?

I just love how fucking malformed Chris is in that drawing.

Gorilla arms longer than his legs? Check!
Bizarre three finger/claw hands bigger than his head? Check!
Twig-like dwarf legs without any muscles, somehow miraculously holding up his upper body? Check!
Club feet that resemble swollen horse hooves? Check!
Square eyes and no ears? Why of course!

 

[LiveFromNS]

He claims it was actually Meg in the interview and that he paid her for her time. She isn’t exactly in the most secure financial position; she supports an immediate family member who can’t work, so it’s not unreasonable for me to believe that she’d take the offer. It was close to $1000 or something.

So, Meghan was offered $1,000 to basically put herself back out there in to the even more fucked up world of Christian Weston Chandler? A world that is 100x worse than when she was originally involved with Chris.

And to actually speak on camera about her experiences or anything else related to Chris, whether what happened back then or what she thinks about him now, knowing the huge "following" Chris has. I am sure at least a couple of the idiots would probably deflect their attention away from Chris to try and hassle or bother Meghan. $1000??? And she had to take it due to needing help financially, which is all sad to hear.

When you consider that some moron paid $1500 to buy the paper mache Sonic Totem from Chris, I kind of think $1000 is not really a lot of dough considering who we are talking about here. I mean this girl will be forever linked to Chris, along with all the info, videos, emails and drawings concerning Meghan that are all over the internet. I get that she needed the money, but she deserves more than that (see Totem above).

 

[Rupin]

This Ben Saint guy is truly a faggot among faggots, even through his batshit insane ramblings about timelines and prophecies, Chris, a certified imbecile, did genuinely own him.

It gets to the point where I wonder if he has some weirdass humiliation fetish and wanks off to this shit or something, since it's hard to believe someone being so beneath a dunce like Chris.

How did Chris own Ben? Chris was the one who fell for his trolls and gave him money.

 

[Mr. 0]

The Ugandan Sonichu Op is autistic.

It's only a matter of time until geno troons out, I'm convinced of it. Check the video's and pictures of geno I posted. Wait here it is.

Jesus Christ he already looks like @Rio or @KatsuKitty

and I know one day he will be found with Chris's duck inside of him

 

[Tikbalang]

I realized that Chris is an artist who have seen artworks made by others more than the ones he made in his lifetime.
I don't count his shitty cards because half of those artworks are just photographs or made by others.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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I realized that Chris is an artist who have seen artworks made by others more than the ones he made in his lifetime.
I don't count his shitty cards because half of those artworks are just photographs or made by others.

when chris says something as brief as this you can almost imagine him on his bed, seething at the artist for being better than him

 

[The Fool]

when chris says something as brief as this you can almost imagine him on his bed, seething at the artist for being better than him

Even better, because he's supposed to be Sonichu, he can't even try to act bitter by saying it's sub-par or anything, because that's what Chris would say, not Sonichu.

I assume that, but also Chris is extremely bad at roleplaying and forgets he's supposed to be Sonichu almost as much as he forgets to pay his bills.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

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I realized that Chris is an artist who have seen artworks made by others more than the ones he made in his lifetime.
I don't count his shitty cards because half of those artworks are just photographs or made by others.

Man that's some hideous Ken Penders DeviantArt stomp fetish tier looking shit right there!
No wonder why "Sonichu" loves it...

Spoiler: MY EYES!

Still it goes without saying that both are infinitely better than anything Chris has scribbled with fucking Crayola...