Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Biden this morning:
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Everyday the prospect of a debate gets more and more exciting.
LOL. Aww, the moment he stops and the secret service guy pats his shoulder is sad
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Absolutely zero chance of France or Germany or any nation doing such a thing.
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I seem to remember the theory being that they'd Gaddafi Trump. Basically push him into using the US Military against the US people, and then run crying to the EU / UN / etc to force him out for them. Dunno the specifics of something like that, though.
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"You don't have a chance"
"Yeah, probably not"
My fucking sides
Well, I hate to be the contrarian here because making fun of Biden is funny and the Dems have me full of hate, but how else are you going to handle a hostile crowd? He threw them a curve ball by agreeing with them, I mean, it seems at least he has a sense of humor. I think he handled it well and humorously. I wouldn't say this is a Biden gaffe or a sign of him losing his marbles like some of the other shit he said.
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Seriously, I know the guy's a creep, probably a bastard, and at least as corrupt as Hillary...
...but this is elder abuse at this point. Put this nigga in a home, fuck. Got me feeling sorry for the guy.
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I'm watching him right now and boy is he a disaster. Blathering on about Trump and irrelevant anecdotes about Scranton and his parents. And started yelling about Beau when repeating the discredited story about Trump calling veterans losers. Not a word about RBG which is the only reason anyone is paying attention.
He's also boring to the point of putting me to sleep. Compared to a Trump campaign rally this is the equivalent of a funeral.
He's also boring to the point of putting me to sleep. Compared to a Trump campaign rally this is the equivalent of a funeral.
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Do left leaning news outlets genuinely want Biden to win? It seems like they make a shitton of money covering Trump, riots, anything stoking Democrat outrage. Will people tune in each night to watch Biden's mumbling? Will they turn on him so they have someone to write clickbait articles about, or will they shift their attention to a different enemy?
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Have you noticed that his "cough" is getting progressively "worse" the closer that we get to the debates?
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Are you implying he may bow out of the debate? I honestly can't see him going up against Trump in his present condition. Even if he was firing on all cylinders he'd still be at a disadvantage.
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"Down to who knows who, just to socialize.
I'm waiting for my girls, when you call my eyes.
You got no way to make a man honey,
You got to understand.
I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.
Well, well, Lordie my God,
What do we got here?
She's flashin' 'cross the floor,
Make it perfectly clear.
You're the bait, and you're the hook,
Someone 'bound to take a look.
I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.
You must of come here to find it,
You've got the look in your eyes.
Although you really don't mind it -
I am the Lord of your Thighs!
You must of come here to find it baby,
You've got the look in your eyes.
Although you really don't mind it -
I am the Lord of your Thighs!"
*sniff* *sniff*
*SNIIIIFFFF*
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For Real! Why not say, "For Real, Nigga" and try to get the votes of all 30 black people that live in Manitowoc, Wisconsin?
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For Real! Why not say, "For Real, Nigga" and try to get the votes of all 30 black people that live in Manitowoc, Wisconsin?
What's the full context though? Biden has said clearly crazy things, but it's important for shit like this to get context. I don't want to unfairly laugh at or accuse incorrectly.
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Exactly. It's clear that he's not in the middle of reciting the pledge. It's dishonest editing of the statement before he says that part.
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Perhaps thats bidens plan all along. Bore the american people into falling asleep and missing the opportunity to vote on election day, by telling nonsensical stories that don't go anywhere
Wait a minute.....where have I heard this before....
So, when will biden start talking about tying an onion to his belt I wonder
That said, at this point you just know alot of people have the same expression as smithers whenever he opens his mouth
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It's fine to have a sense of humour, but man that was a total Jeb! move
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Probably my biggest gripe with some of these people/accounts that post Biden gaffe clips is that some clearly cut way too short out of context (around like 5-8 seconds) to try force a point. I'd rather see long but honest ones over super short gotcha but out-of-context ones.
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The tweet author does work for the GOP, so I can't really fault him. Both parties play the same game, but the DNC has the megaphone of 99% of the media to spread their out of context clips. Turnabout is fair play.
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Yeah but we don't have the backing of the media to turn the lie into a truth. If we repeat this claim and someone posts the whole clip we look like jackasses.
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Optics don't matter when you're dealing with a brainwashed base (that applies to both sides). They already think you're a jackass. Nothing is going to convince them that they are wrong.
Look at the headline from a few days ago:
You know what they caused to trend on twitter all day the other day? #TrumpKillsPuertoRico and this shitty propaganda video. Go and read the comments:
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Biden backing out of the debates would be a disaster. Expectations are so low for him that people will praise his performance as long as he doesn’t shit on stage and play with the poop.
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