🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Captain Manning]

I am laughing on the outside, but deep down, my soul is trying to cope with this black absurdist comedy.

No shame, fam. I feel the same. Even we have our limits.

Normally you have to go into (justifiably) cordoned off areas like Animal Control to see depraved shit like this.

 

[Rarghs]

Is that defo legit though? Have they really been together for ten weeks?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

With a baby in her tummy, I suppose she can demand anything from her parents and Ralph and they will just roll over.

I can imagine her saying this:

Dad, Mum, drop the charges against Ralph, send over my stuff for free.

Ralph, I want a PS5 and a new phone so that I can cheat on you.

I am carrying a baby. You will have to obey my every command.

I'm calling open relationship demands within a year.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Will the guntling have a Kiwifarms thread when it's 18?

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

RALPH, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This world isn't big enough for one gunt. We don't need a guntlette.

 

[MeltyTW]

Will the guntling have a Kiwifarms thread when it's 18?

I legit think the child will vent its frustrations about ralph itt. ralph is going to be a shit dad

what absolute kino, imagine using your childs conception to feed the trolls

 

[Unog]

Edit: We really did see Ralph Jr. conception in that tape huh?

Gonna be a headfuck for that poor kid when they grow old enough to find the tape of their own conception on the internet.

The only thing that could redeem this is if she leaves him and he has to pay child support with little to no visitation.

Buddy, that's a guaranteed outcome of this shitfire.

Ralph, you're fucked man.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I stand corrected on the pregnancy question lmfao.

I hope Ralph doesn't get pissed at people making miscarriage or abortion jokes tho, given what he said to Sargon.

 

[Aqua Panda]

I fucking called it when the sextape leaked and he was blowing bareback into her.

Jesus H Christ that kid is going to have a rough life.

 

[Saklas]

I legit think the child will vent its frustrations about ralph itt. ralph is going to be a shit dad

Adult Children of Alcoholics is already saving a spot for them, don't worry.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Likely a waste of time. The last trophy achieved on the ColorfulRalph account on the 17th was

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That's for Kingdom Hearts 3, so she's finished the game. That's likely why we aren't seeing new activity.

I'll never get over the "Colorful Ralph" thing. I know it's meant to be "colorful" like "colorful language," but it still sounds gay.

Speaking of gay, recap tonight, yaaaay. Probably while I'm cleaning & stuff.

& you know what else is gay? Just in case @Null hasn't seen it yet, it's impregnating your child bride to own the ayylawgs.

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HORRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK
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Are we living in a godwinson parody right now?
THEY ARE SO MAD GAYDA!

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Imagine having Ethan Ralph as your father. Having a man who will be mostly remembered for being a raging alcholic who constantly embarrassed himself and everyone around him and made the most embarrassing vanilla sex tape imaginable. Poor kid.

Uhhh I don't know about you but I don't consider harvesting and devouring feces is "vanilla".

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I looked online that echocardiograms are usually done in the second trimester, 18-24 weeks, but the sex tape wasn't that long ago. The LA trip however...

Another possibility is this is some elaborate lie to taunt Mr. Vickers. Who knows? It's either this or Faith got knocked up in LA.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Ugh Bryan nobody is "A-LAWGIN'" ya. We all just know that you are a fucking moron that makes up shit most of the time. Just like Spectard. You are at your base nature a sperg just like Ralph is. This thread and it's participants look at you and Spectard as "useful idiots".

The problem with you is the same problem everyone has with Ralph here. You do it for the head pats from a group that in general wouldn't like you if they knew you personally. You have no principles. You are just a greedy little piglet looking to get in where you can fit in to enact some petty revenge on Ralph from a long time ago. Not a principled stance. Oh boo hoo he doxed my family. If I'm not mistaken you yourself have participated in those exact things. I seem to also remember you trying to get back in good with the Based Bovine known as Ralph long after your arguments and alledged doxxing of your family.

You aren't like you said, "its because it all just for fun and laughs". You do it because you are still ass mad from an incident with Ralph and you think people will just accept you because you are shitting on Ralph here. We all know you are here for head pats and acceptance along with your revenge motive. Stop lying to us and better yet stop lying to yourself.

Bryan is the biggest sperg on this site and given the thread we are in, thats saying something

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Can we have a baby name poll? My bets on Jim.

 

[Rarghs]

Well I guess that's it then. We've entered into the age of generational lolcows. Let the sperg husbandry begin. We have to find a way to get Tommy Tooter to nut inside that mountain jew woman.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Can we have a baby name poll? My bets on Jim.

"Gamer Gate"

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Can we have a baby name poll? My bets on Jim.

Mark.

 

[Faalbian]

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I'd be genuinely surprised if it's not dead sometime in the near future either due to a miscarriage or reality setting in and Faith getting an abortion.