Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Munchies all claim to have had Covid. But none of them seem to die despite their tragic cavalcade of illnesses. What gives?

I realise your question is rhetorical but it’s fun for me to pretend it isn’t.

They are almost all white women under the age of 40, right? Who sit home all day and have their groceries delivered?

So they have low risk factors for coming in contact with Covid and low risk factors for getting it bad (long exposure or multiple exposures mostly happens when it’s been picked up in the workplace, especially in hospitals or blue collar jobs).

If they did catch it, the outcomes are worse for black and SE Asian men of middle age and up. The only risk factor they are likely to tick is BMI over 35.

So, they probably haven’t caught it, and if they did, they almost certainly wouldn’t die from it.
 
I realise your question is rhetorical but it’s fun for me to pretend it isn’t.

They are almost all white women under the age of 40, right? Who sit home all day and have their groceries delivered?

So they have low risk factors for coming in contact with Covid and low risk factors for getting it bad (long exposure or multiple exposures mostly happens when it’s been picked up in the workplace, especially in hospitals or blue collar jobs).

If they did catch it, the outcomes are worse for black and SE Asian men of middle age and up. The only risk factor they are likely to tick is BMI over 35.

So, they probably haven’t caught it, and if they did, they almost certainly wouldn’t die from it.
Funny enough, there's 1 person on Twitter (I won't bother with the name unless y'all ask for it. I assume y'all are tired of seeing that person's name mentioned anyways) that is seemingly OBSESSED with COVID. That's all that they've been talking about since the beginning of the year. In a vague sense I understand that it's dominated the news this year & I suppose it's fine to talk about it once in awhile, but goddamn! Sitting on her ass all goddamn day talking about it? Obsessed much? In this case, you're mostly right. White woman sitting at home all day. Only thing you're slightly off about is that she's 41. If she put as much effort into making a legit income instead of mooching off of people and obsessing over COVID, she'd be filthy rich by now.
 
They catheterized her because she started claiming she couldn’t pee, suddenly. Of course they took her straight to the local ER. (I think they’ve been told not to bring her to the ER for her “seizures” but will address other issues) After tests again found nothing I think the ER peeps just did a cath to get her out of there. But then she claimed she couldn’t pee again...rinse repeat ER visits. After several visits the hospital just taught one of them how to do a cath so they would stop coming in with the same complaint.

Just suddenly claiming you can’t pee is weird. It’s also something totally within the girl’s control and easy enough and lie about. Putting up with a cath for attention though, wow. The can’t pee stuff comes a week after a second hospital told them to go to a psychologist after a exhaustive second round of brain scans showed no reason for “seizures.” I think she realized there would be no more hospital visits for that issue.

The first question I would ask is if she had a script for Tramadol.

Being literally unable to piss is a fun side effect of Tramadol abuse.
 
DPMIW has been Black Magic Siberians for awhile now, but not very active. She's attempting to breed her dogs in that filthy little hovel, and taking the occasional trip to the ER via ambulance with her 'service' dog.
She's back today claiming another dog attacked her and her service dog for 10 to 20 minutes, yes minutes, and that of course caused many nasty seizures.
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the weird drama that must go down at that apartment complex. The girl sounds apologetic so I don't know where she hears the rudeness/sarcasm, that could just be because she's wired to interpret neutral as negative, but I didn't see the whole interaction.
 
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Um, no. That dog wasn't attacked. 10-20 minutes of an attack by multiple dogs, and not a scratch? I'm calling bullshit.

Yup. Im MOTI now because a similar thing happened to my last dog (some idiot screamed that he "attacked" her and her dog, not a mark on either of them because he wasnt attacking them) and he ended up with a "bite record" and was mandated to wear a muzzle whenever out of the house. Because of that fucking bitch's (DPMIW) claims, the owner will have to provide shot records to the authorities now, and if they are not 100% up to date on rabies vacc the dogs might be killed so their brains can be examined for evidence of rabies. Best case scenario, they have to sit alone in a concrete kennel for 10 days to be monitored for any other signs. And you just KNOW that she's going to push for them to be killed because they are "dangerous".

I would fucking bet my house that she is claiming an "attack" because she wants not only the attention, but also the rabies shots that are given if there is any shadow of a doubt that an animal might be infected at the time of attack. Which is, you know, shitty as fuck because rabies shots are in quite limited supply and only given if absolutely NEEDED (like for veterinarians, people who have actually been attacked by animals etc), so she'd be wasting a resource that is not plentiful, and that some people are actually denied because there is not enough (fun fact, vets and vet techs can get the shot, but a vet assistant who still handles animals and does basic procedures, might not qualify for protection from rabies, they will only give it if the assistant is actually bitten by a rabies suspected animal). Ugh, she is a piece of shit.
 
I would fucking bet my house that she is claiming an "attack" because she wants not only the attention, but also the rabies shots that are given if there is any shadow of a doubt that an animal might be infected at the time of attack. Which is, you know, shitty as fuck because rabies shots are in quite limited supply and only given if absolutely NEEDED (like for veterinarians, people who have actually been attacked by animals etc), so she'd be wasting a resource that is not plentiful, and that some people are actually denied because there is not enough (fun fact, vets and vet techs can get the shot, but a vet assistant who still handles animals and does basic procedures, might not qualify for protection from rabies, they will only give it if the assistant is actually bitten by a rabies suspected animal). Ugh, she is a piece of shit.
Some conspiracy theory here, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's actually dog bite wounds she's showing in the picture, only it's from her own dog.
 
Some conspiracy theory here, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's actually dog bite wounds she's showing in the picture, only it's from her own dog.
I would agree there.

I've broken up dog fights before. Fucking brutal and exhausting. Stitches twice and a broken ankle (that was just me). And blood everywhere. It definitely didn't result in a little puncture and a perfectly normal looking dog. And I sure as fuck didn't immediately go post about it on social media.
 
I have one that I've been following for a long while and has been tripping my bullshit meter. Unfortunately by the time I'd realized she'd scrubbed her insta. But maybe you all can help me find more stuff?

Fashionabilityrose on ig. When I first started following her she was normal and just posted Lolita stuff and random cute outfits. Then all of a sudden she had a big burn on her leg and needed a wheelchair. And then suddenly she's in the hospital and paralyzed and tagging conversion disorder. But she came home and all that was deleted from her account. She dicked around in a wheelchair and pushed herself and showed videos of herself running over her brother for fun. But then suddenly? She started acting like she had mental retardation? And then needed a power chair and started holding her hand weird. AND tagging that she had an undiagnosed progressive neuro disorder. She used to tag Functional neurological disorder (which is conversion disorder) and that's all scrubbed now too. I found her tiktok and this girl is cringe.

Then in July? She shaves her head and starts wearing scarves and wigs left and right. She'll post videos of herself acting fine and then delete them an hour later. She hasn't deleted all her stories where you can see her hand movements and such fine.

She's scrubbed all her old photos though so now her earliest are her in a wheelchair and she deleted photos of her doing archery and all kinds of stuff. I dunno. This one is weird.

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And here's the random hair cut
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Maybe I'm off but she's been pinging me for a long while because as I said I followed her before all this and I saw the conversion disorder tags and all the tags and shit she's deleted. I think she's faking it. 100%

Edit: In this last SS you can see her holding her hand up like she's mentally retarded now


Meet Rose Merrill, age 21, a legal adult with a baby fetish and a wheelchair fetish. Basically we have an American version of Bee.
Red flags abound, but here's a big one:
July 17th, her carer isn't there to fold her laundry so she toughed it out and did it all by herself, asspats all around! Note the head bobbing and the curled wrist.
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but July 25th, just one week later, she's sewed an entire dress herself? It's not super hard to sew a jumper like that, but not an easy, one day task for someone who self-reports an inability to open her hand and hold up her head.
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Mom admitting it's PNES on facebook in 2018
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Rose is on tiktok of course, and her bio states she is "Severely disabled and sick"
Links:
tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fashionabilityrose
insta: instagram.com/fashionabilityrose
facebook: Rose Merrill facebook.com/rosieposie.poodlehead
mom's facebook: facebook.com/DrMRM17

Sibling's blog: https://ithinkidontspeak.wordpress.com/author/katieopotato/
in the early blog posts, there's a bit about disability, apparently Katie/Leo is disabled, as well as Rosie.
https://ithinkidontspeak.wordpress.com/2017/11/23/i-like-to-push-my-little-sister-around/and this one:
https://ithinkidontspeak.wordpress.com/2017/11/16/differently-abled/https://ithinkidontspeak.wordpress.com/author/katieopotato/(cannot archive atm)
same with the youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsT34qFxnVwp0hzT-R1ZOHw/videos
insta: https://www.instagram.com/leolinmerrill/



Here she is enjoying herself on the special needs/adaptive playground equipment like any normal 21 year old.
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When you can understand someone asking you a question, but can't answer or understand because you're having a non-verbal day.
This makes all the sense.
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More cringe from the park: https://www.tiktok.com/@fashionabilityrose/video/6874338290045111558




There's more to unpack but I'm out of time.
 
Here's her youtube videos. They're all weird poems
Daydreaming....

Walking....

What Makes It Real

Fit The Mold

Running From Fears

Shackleton's Great Adventure

I AM BEAUTIFUL
 
Meet Rose Merrill, age 21, a legal adult with a baby fetish and a wheelchair fetish. Basically we have an American version of Bee.

Thank you YES! That's exactly who she's reminding me of. It's been especially weird because in January of last year? She was making and selling cute clothes. And now she's pretending she's retarded but yet she sends pm's over IG really well and eloquently. Today she posted a photo of her using an accessible swing in her chair. She strikes me as a weird fetishist if I'm really honest.
 
The cure for PNES is a vigorous sternum rub.


I get conversion disorder is real, and it's definitely no fun when your physical health goes into the shitter due to stress, but why must these fucking people grasp at straws and in some cases cause new "medical disorders" to actually be invented because they refuse to accept the obvious? It's not even just full on munchies that do this either, I guess they think they're being told it's "in their head" or confused for hypochondriacs (or have been told that), but it's pretty well accepted that extreme stress (and even relatively normal amounts of life stress are magnified a million times by a lot of mental illnesses) can make you achy, tired, play hell with your GI system, cause allergic reactions to shit you're not usually allergic to, give you the shakes, make you puke and pass out, fuck with your heart and blood pressure, all kinds of stuff. Saying it's "in your head" is kind of a shitty way to blow these people off which I would hope most doctors don't do, but if there weren't so many drug/disability seekers/munchies playing bullshit games all the time it would be easier to find appropriate treatment for legitimate psychosomatic illness.
 
fashionabilityrose DFE'd

She posted a video earlier where she was saying her therapist said it was okay to regress and have all the baby stuff for whatever reason.

I would think an adult living with a disability would want to be treated and act like an adult and not be infantilized, but maybe Bee and Rosie are onto something that us "ableds" just won't understand.
 
fashionabilityrose DFE'd

She posted a video earlier where she was saying her therapist said it was okay to regress and have all the baby stuff for whatever reason.

I would think an adult living with a disability would want to be treated and act like an adult and not be infantilized, but maybe Bee and Rosie are onto something that us "ableds" just won't understand.
“she was saying her therapist said it was okay to regress”

”okay to regress”

Sure, Jan. As if that is not the literal opposite of a therapist’s job (teaching you adult, appropriate, and productive coping mechanisms). No mental health professional worth their salt would tell an adult that infantilizing themselves is a healthy step to self-empowerment.

Without powerleveling I will confirm that being infantilized as an adult with a disability is nearly as frustrating as someone just being blatantly rude to you.
 
It’s common practice to preserve dignity of those with disabilities, even if their interests are in line with younger activities. Ie- I’m rarely going to put an adult in a baby swing when they can hold up their own head. I’m a little torn if I think that’s super weird because who cares what she wants to do in her own time. But if she’s trying to portray an adult with disabilities, even cognitive disabilities, she’s not doing a good job.
 
Meanwhile, PtP is at yet another psych ward, waiting to be admitted.
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i am blaming girl interrupted and the bell jar for glamorising asylums in the 60’s filled to the brim with twiggys and young Angelina Jolie, chain smoking and mainlining Valium, locked up in New England estates while wearing pencil skirts. this fat scar covered ugly 35 year old so desperately wants that to be her reality. Hate to break it to you lard-whale, but Jared Leto runs a cult now and no hippies in a VW will be picking you up on a dark and lonely road after you attempt to run away for attention. I give this bitch 48 hours of being subjected to screaming from the restrained schizophrenics and actually having to look at a real anorexia sufferer up close before she nopes back out of there, clutching her Xanax and Zoloft prescriptions for dear life.

fashionabilityrose DFE'd

She posted a video earlier where she was saying her therapist said it was okay to regress and have all the baby stuff for whatever reason.

I would think an adult living with a disability would want to be treated and act like an adult and not be infantilized, but maybe Bee and Rosie are onto something that us "ableds" just won't understand.

peruse the SM accounts of any TRUE physically disabled person and you will see them advocating for more subsidized ddlg cosplays and accessories workplace equality and greater independence. #actuallydisabled folks, to me anyway, seem desperate to live as independent as possible and advocate for less discrimination in the workplace, more accessibility etc so they don’t have to rely so heavily on assistance. I would guess that’s because adults appreciate independence, regardless of their physical limitations.
you could say a desire for independence from parents is a normal regular expected step on the road to maturity. 🤔
 
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