🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Cow Poly]

Post your favorite birth defects!
I knew a girl like this in school we called her “clampy claws” she had them because her mom drank during pregnancy iirc...

 

[Vetti]

Will the stream ever break 700 viewers? Will it even break 650? I'd bet no.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

All I can confirm is the exact amount Ralph's kid will get once he turns 18.

Monthly tugboat - CWCki

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Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check is not need-based, but is awarded on eligibility alone. Most US Americans have to work a decade to qualify.[2] Chris, on the other hand, has only been employed for six months (three at Wendy's, three in a pyramid scheme). However, Bob earned retirement insurance in his years at General Electric, and Social Security also lets retirees' dependent disabled children get payments, even if they have never worked themselves, so long as they were disabled before turning 22.[3] As long as Chris earns less than $1220 a month,[4] and stays unmarried (to someone real, at least) and out of prison, he will continue to receive his monthly tugboat unimpeded. While Christorians predicted he might've gotten his tugboat privileges taken away if convicted after macing a GameStop employee in the face, he was ultimately left off with a fine and probation.

Sadly for Ronnie Jr., his father hasn't worked a day in his life, so he'll have to earn that SSDI the correct way.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Faith will probably miscarry. If 3 weeks is true, the only reason they would see her, and ultrasound, is if she is high risk.
Announcing it this early is a really dumb move. But exactly what I expect from two morons that didn't plan for this and have probably done fuck all of research into pregnancy.

I was also thinking they don't usually order a trans vaginal unless something is wrong but I think they also use it sometimes to check the date of conception if the parents are unsure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Sadly for Ronnie Jr., his father hasn't worked a day in his life, so he'll have to earn that SSDI the correct way.

Man oh man, not even born yet and already behind Chris Chan. You got a rough start, Jamal.

 

[Mulp]

 

[MeltyTW]

This is incredible, Ralph is mentally ill. I mean it was obvious before but this is much worse than I ever imagined.
Announcing it this way, using it to fight the alogs, i mean there is so much to unpack from this single tweet.

it gets worse he actually said on show "alot of fuckers doubted it, well they aint doubtin now" he actually just did this to own the alogs, he says later "not supposed to announce it now or in this way but ya know whatever" he knows hes an irredeemable pos

 

[Vetti]

We need Ralph to do an ultrasound so that we find out whether or not Cleo is sitting in his belly.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

it gets worse he actually said on show "alot of fuckers doubted it, well they aint doubtin now" he actually just did this to own the alogs, he says later "not supposed to announce it now or in this way but ya know whatever" he knows hes an irredeemable pos

The crazy thing he doesn't get is that the animus is directed at him, not the baby. Nobody wants bad things to happen to the baby (unless you're some kind of lich), they just know Ralph constantly lies. He couldn't tell the whole truth to save his life. Remember when he said his uncle was the sheriff where he lived? Or that he likes videogames but somehow can't play them properly? Or wasn't watching Soph while drunk/high and creaking in his chair? Or in a totally happy and healthy marriage with a woman he saw two times a year? Or when he said that he was 5'11? Then 5'9, then 5'8, now 5'7? It's just constant.

No one wants your baby to die Ralph, we just want you to quit being a fat lying faggot. If you don't want your child to hate you as much as you hated your own dad, man the fuck up already. Go over next time and hold her goddamn hand like a man instead of hiding off to the side like a woman! You're acting very womanly right now and Faith needs a man.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Well I think your kid dying is fuckin funny!" I wonder how Ralph's wretch will react to hearing that from their daddy's mouth.

 

[Love Machine]

Ralph better hope that nothing happens to the pregnancy, he has set up so many potential jokes around miscarriage and abortion that you would think he was obsessed with it or something.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

All jokes aside, I find it absolutely disgusting that Ralph would recklessly have a child when he'll be dead way before it even reaches the age of 18. Leaving a single mother alone to deal with a gunt is a fate nobody deserves. He must really want to be like his father.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

All jokes aside, I find it absolutely disgusting that Ralph would recklessly have a child when he'll be dead way before it even reaches the age of 18. Leaving a single mother alone to deal with a gunt is a fate nobody deserves. He must really want to be like his father.

This hit me too hard and too soon for something so awful.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph was at the hospital all day? An ultrasound doesn't take that long. Maybe Faith has some risk factors or something?

Edit: HAHAHA Andy is making ralph face the music about how hard it's going to be and ralph doesn't want to hear it.

 

[Mulp]

I hope it's not a girl Ralph. I hope a man doesn't come around and debase your daughter like you did to your child bride. Oops.

 

[AlisterMycroft]

Ralph said he had nothing to do with the baby Freudian slip did he let the local homies sleep with faith while he was in the chastity cage

The gunt and Faith supposedly made the spawn of autism at the barbie dream mansion when Destiny was there. Plus I've been hearing that Faith is a massive destiny fan girl and only went to the barbie ghetto hut was that she could meet him. If it ain't a halfway cucks kid,it might be possible that everyone's sorta favorite far left midget cucked the gunt and gotten her knocked up.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Ralph was at the hospital all day? An ultrasound doesn't take that long. Maybe Faith has some risk factors or something?

Edit: HAHAHA Andy is making ralph face the music about how hard it's going to be and ralph doesn't want to hear it.

Yeah she's got thyroid shit in her family. She was also getting a transvaginal ultrasound and those can take a while, even when it's not crazy COVID conditions where things aren't moving at a snail's pace.

I feel really gross that I know about that Ethan, you should be ashamed of yourself no one needed to know that she had to have a probe inserted you creep.

The gunt and Faith supposedly made the spawn of autism at the barbie dream mansion when Destiny was there. Plus I've been hearing that Faith is a massive destiny fan girl and only went to the barbie ghetto hut was that she could meet him. If it ain't a halfway cucks kid,it might be possible that everyone's sorta favorite far left midget cucked the gunt and gotten her knocked up.

If she's three weeks along that means they got pregnant in the crackshack in Virginia, not California.

 

[Moufang Loop]

All jokes aside, I find it absolutely disgusting that Ralph would recklessly have a child when he'll be dead way before it even reaches the age of 18. Leaving a single mother alone to deal with a gunt is a fate nobody deserves. He must really want to be like his father.

Yeah, having a kid at 35, 36 is kind of already pushing it for a normal person (if you want to be able to witness all your kid's major life moments). Being completely serious, anything past 50 would be an accomplishment for Ralph, and even if he does hit 50 he'll more than likely be severely ill at that age.

 

[AlisterMycroft]

Ralph better hope that nothing happens to the pregnancy, he has set up so many potential jokes around miscarriage and abortion that you would think he was obsessed with it or something.

Karma is gonna abort the kid as payback for the Sargon and Randbot miscarriage jokes

 

[Sam Losco]

Ok, I think I like this one better.