🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Unog said:
I hope that kid is his and turns out to be some 150+ I.Q., loving, responsible, honest person who finds meaning in life through the works they make with their own hands and ideas, and the people they care about. I hope that kid becomes a paragon of humanity, does some crazy awesome shit like cure cancer or get us to Mars.

That'd be the most hilarious outcome imo. Ralph would be so unbelievably seething and assmad at his own progeny's success.
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No he wouldn't, hed be all "thats my boy" and be selling merch of him and other dumb shit like the Ball father is doing now.

Also we didnt see the conception because it would be at week 7 not 3. Although maybe it was pro-choice people lying to me but i thought it was a near literal clump of cells by this early in conception, which is why you could always abort this early.

Personally i hope this is a situation and Ralph jr. Becomes the successor to Null and takes over the farms in 25 years.
 
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6thRanger said:
The only thing that would top the Tyrone-Is-The-Father reveal is Ralph's wife's daughter literally being "Destiny's Child". The philosophical, political and literal cucking of Ralph's audience by DesTINY.

Imagine.

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you know i thought some more about it, the conception had to have taken place in cali under dick's roof right? is there even a chance ralph could be the father? iirc theyre claiming the baby is earlier than it is ....... is there anyway this baby could actually be ralph's? lol dax cucked him :story:
 
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We are in for harvest after harvest, ladies and guntlemen. It isn't just the fact that Ethan Ralph is a monumental faggot who is simply not prepared for fatherhood; nor is it just the fact that Faith is a mentally ill piece of white trash who is equally unprepared for parenthood. I say we are in for bountiful seasons because he just can't stop divulging information about his personal life on the internet. I don't necessarily want to give him any good ideas but for the love of Christ Ethan, stop fucking posting shit about you and Faith and her begunted uterus. As far as the internet is concerned, pretend like Faith doesn't exist.

He's on a trajectory for disaster and deadset on giving the internet a front row seat. White trash swine like ER and his porcine princess are deterministically bound to make poor choices and fuck their lives up. At the very least they could avoid broadcasting it to the masses.
 
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I'm not autistically versed in Ralph stuff but I seem to remember him saying he didn't want to have children sometime in the past. However I do remember months ago Null mentioning his desire to have a family. If i'm right (i might remember it wrong, please correct me) it is perfectly conceivable that Ralph changed his stance on children for no other reason than to beat Josh to it. I am dead serious.
 
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Did I misunderstand, Faith is 3 weeks pregnant? Usually you can only first see any signs of pregnancy after 5 weeks, and only then the gestational sac. You can't even detect a heartbeat till at least 8 weeks, usually.

Maybe I am misunderstanding the timeline. This would explain why Ralph and Faith were so desperate to get her IDs, so she could get on welfare/Medicaid. Theres no way Ralph is going to be paying out of pocket for his fuckups, that would be so out of character for that degenerate.

If she is pregnant, which I doubt, and brings it to term, the generic lottery this kids has to gamble with are depressing. Its mother has what appears to be severe mental issues, its father is the best case of genetics out of his family. I could be wrong but Ralphs family line has a few real retards in it. I remember way back him stating both his brother and his cousin are hospitalized due to their mental deficiencies, and their parents not being able to handle them.

I have a feeling Faith is stringing Ralph along, and she has to be farther along than 3 weeks. So is Ralph even the sperm donor? I can't wait to see how long it takes before they trade their kid to Digi for drugs, I really do think that low of Ralph presently.
 
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Truly Rural said:
I'm not autistically versed in Ralph stuff but I seem to remember him saying he didn't want to have children sometime in the past. However I do remember months ago Null mentioning his desire to have a family. If i'm right (i might remember it wrong, please correct me) it is perfectly conceivable that Ralph changed his stance on children for no other reason than to beat Josh to it. I am dead serious.
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Honestly that's completely plausible. It is obvious that Ralph is willing to sink to literally any low if it means convincing himself that he's OWNIN THE AYLAWGS
 
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I just hope they genuinely want the kid and Faith miscarries. After Sargon and Rand's miscarriages being weaponized by Ralph, I have no fucking sympathy for him. The baby is literally better off dying a quick and painless death in the womb before it's senses develope than the absolute Hell it would live in being raised by Ralph and Faith.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I just hope they genuinely want the kid and Faith miscarries. After Sargon and Rand's miscarriages being weaponized by Ralph, I have no fucking sympathy for him. The baby is literally better off dying a quick and painless death in the womb before it's senses develope than the absolute Hell it would live in being raised by Ralph and Faith.
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Guntling is probably better off in aids riddled Ethiopia than a flea infested, food on plates in the dishes home with a mom who dreams about her brother dying on Christmas and a dad holding onto efame where he gets kicked off a platform every 6 months to a year, but this time there won't be another desperate startup company clamoring for him.
 
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Truly Rural said:
I'm not autistically versed in Ralph stuff but I seem to remember him saying he didn't want to have children sometime in the past. However I do remember months ago Null mentioning his desire to have a family. If i'm right (i might remember it wrong, please correct me) it is perfectly conceivable that Ralph changed his stance on children for no other reason than to beat Josh to it. I am dead serious.
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I think Ralph's reason has more to do with Null mentioning a month or so ago about wanting start a family. How sad, planning to have a child, for any other reason than personally knowing you are ready. I understand people having mistakes, but to actively try to get pregnant to prove a point or to own an enemy is a plan destined for disaster.
 
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JewBacca said:
I think Ralph's reason has more to do with Null mentioning a month or so ago about wanting start a family. How sad, planning to have a child, for any other reason than personally knowing you are ready. I understand people having mistakes, but to actively try to get pregnant to prove a point or to own an enemy is a plan destined for disaster.
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Considering the genes involved and Ralph's alcohol embalmed sperm, what are the odds the kid is a straight up retard?
 
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Perspicacity said:
This is all so incredibly frightening with this proclamation of Faith being 3 weeks pregnant... However you can't even get a fetal heart tones that early... I don't know how you would definitively detect a pregnancy at that time. The other aspect of this, that I kind of touched on is that Faith has declared herself a virgin (despite numerous stories of being raped), does this mean that Ethan Ralph took her virginity? Did meth mouth Chris? How about Daddy Dax? This was the black pill I realized as I gathered all the info and it honestly made me ill.

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Ralph, listen. Your child bride is a certified retard. You just got this thing pregnant. You won buddy...enjoy.
 
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