🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AltisticRight said:
I'm pretty sure Jessu doesn't appreciate this shit either. She's a DJ and lives in Vancouver. Here are her Twitch rules:

All the thirst and wiggernese trash (ie, their arnt talked the Englesh) breaks all these rules. Of course, that's her twitch and these rules pretty much apply to any twitch channel. Chances are she's completely apolitical or just a plain centrist/liberal/conservative (might as well be called a centrist these days). Far from these wignat and alt-right faggot's wheat field under a full moon Himmler esotericism Aryan babymaking autism. She gets enough shit due to her sister Lauren Southern's political autism already.

100% sure the constant "smash or pass" crap annoyed Nora, any decent female companion would be upset unless they have no principles (free love types, ie Projared and his wife). In that case, it makes Ralph a literal cuck.
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With that in mind, I wonder how she'd feel about Ethan using her face as the profile image for his weird "Killstream Secretary" sockpuppet account.

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buttsniffer said:
Alright, I'm coming out of lurking like an autist to drop some hot pregnancy knowledge: As I'm sure most of you have already worked out, the "she's 3 weeks pregnant" thing is most likely bullshit.

For the first 2 weeks of counted pregnancy, you're not actually pregnant.I'm not a medical professional, but from my understanding those weeks are still counted because it's within those two weeks (typically) that the sperm reaches the egg, the egg implants, etc etc and the traditional pregnancy as we know it begins. So a medically defined 3 week pregnancy would, in fact, realistically be more like 1 week. Now, I couldn't find the date when Ralph text Matt Vickers with some apparent certainty that Faith was pregnant, but I believe that was around a week?

Additionally, a pregnancy test would be highly unlikely to pick up a pregnancy at this stage. As mentioned, after the sperm reaches the egg, the egg travels into the womb and implants. Once the egg implants, the chick's body starts to release pregnancy hormones (HCG). This is the hormone that pregnancy tests are detecting. The levels start low, and then multiply daily, so typically a test will pick them up around the 5 week mark (maybe 4). A blood test, I believe, would detect sooner, but you'd have to be going to blood tests every fucking week to get the confirmation.

Transvaginal ultrasounds are used to confirm pregnancy in early stages, however traditional abdominal ones aren't, because between the fat tissue it needs to peer through and the baby at that stage, you wouldn't be able to see shit so I doubt they would both.

This leaves us with a couple of options:

- You can roll up to an ultrasound clinic, say "I think I'm pregnant - jam that wand up my snatch and have a look" - not in the US so perhaps someone can weigh in on whether this is likely
- Faith is not currently pregnant and went for an ultrasound for a check up or unrelated issue (pretty unlikely)
- The pregnancy is (by medical definition) more like 5-7 weeks along (very likely)
- Faith is 3 weeks along, rolled up and told them she was having abdominal pains, bleeding or lied about the date of her last period, and in the course of checking for ectopic pregnancy (where the egg implants in the fallopian tube rather than the womb) they discovered she was pregnant (not impossible).

It's worth noting that chicks do sometimes bleed during the implanting process and that would happen around the 2-3 week mark, I believe, and since both Ralph and Faith wouldn't know that it's possible they took a bunch of Dollar Tree tests until they got a positive, and then showed up for a scan claiming they know she's pregnant but she's bleeding.

So my personal bet is that she's 5-7 weeks, and the kid really was conceived during (or around the time of) the GuntTape filming. Poor fucking kid.
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Ralph did say they did "2" ultrasounds, though the one in the picture would have to be a regular one because while a doctor might waive the no phone no camera rule for a regular ultrasound, there is no way in hell they would let him have his phone in his hand while they did the vaginal ultrasound, too much legal liability. Im honestly surprised he was allowed that picture to be fair. My estimates are that she is right at 5-7 weeks. This means that while they have made it past the point where roughly 75-85% of all miscarriages happen, they are now entering the phase where the most noticeable and difficult miscarriages happen. As the womb starts growing the body around the organs and such, if the fetus is not seen as viable then the mother's body will literally poison it to save resources. Also as you stated in your post once the egg gets set up in the womb the pregnancy hormone starts getting pumped at increasing rates, which is another complication to miscarriages in this stage, she will still have loads of that hormone but nothing to use it on, and some studies have shown that this can have extreme effects on one's mental health, and there is also some data that shows this could put a woman at a higher risk of HPV and breast cancer.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
My money is on that the kids goes with child services within the first year. Then ends up with the Vickers.
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I think the kid will eventually end up with Faith's parents, but it's going to be after everything explodes between her and Ralph. This crazy bitch is a ticking timebomb. She'll use the kid as leverage when she comes running back home and then abandon it when she sinks her hooks into a new cuck.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Ralph did say they did "2" ultrasounds, though the one in the picture would have to be a regular one because while a doctor might waive the no phone no camera rule for a regular ultrasound, there is no way in hell they would let him have his phone in his hand while they did the vaginal ultrasound, too much legal liability. Im honestly surprised he was allowed that picture to be fair.
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The angle and quality of the photo makes me think he snuck the photo.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Ok so with all the drugs we suspect Gunty is feeding her and the alcohol, what are the possible birth defects this monstrosity could have if it makes it out ?
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Given how Faith made a big deal out of how much Ralph drinks and how he got mad at her when she threw up drinking when she was manipulating meth cuck, she's been drinking like a fucking fish. Baby gonna come out looking like:
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All becomes gunt said:
Ok so with all the drugs we suspect Gunty is feeding her and the alcohol, what are the possible birth defects this monstrosity could have if it makes it out ?
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Aside from the obvious fetal alcohol syndrome, there's this:

The available literature suggests that it is safe to take diazepam during pregnancy but not during lactation because it can cause lethargy, sedation, and weight loss in infants. The use of chlordiazepoxide during pregnancy and lactation seems to be safe. Avoidance of alprazolam during pregnancy and lactation would be prudent.

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Possible effects include abortion, malformation, intrauterine growth retardation, functional deficits, carcinogenesis, and mutagenesis. The risk of malformation is greatest when the fetus is exposed between two and eight weeks after conception.
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Alprazolam = Xanax = the foundation upon which the Pillstream was built.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Given how Faith made a big deal out of how much Ralph drinks and how he got mad at her when she threw up drinking when she was manipulating meth cuck, she's been drinking like a fucking fish. Baby gonna come out looking like:
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at the very least.
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I would appreciate you not spreading my baby photos

FakeNewsAnchor said:
For those braving to endure in the hopes of a pillstream.
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at this point I basically have a 30 min rule if 30 min in nothing interesting has happened I'm out even if it means missing a harvest.
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
at this point I basically have a 30 min rule if 30 min in nothing interesting has happened I'm out even if it means missing a harvest
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I've listened to almost every episode in full since May and last night I tapped out fifteen minutes after tuning in. They're getting so bad that stream snipes commentary doesn't help anymore.
 
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