Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

So;
When Digi says fucking kids is good, Dax agrees
When Venti says fucking kids is bad, Dax agrees
Which is it you fucking dumbass?

Dax agrees with anyone who will insert things into his anus.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Some cow crossover: Maddax simping for smelly e-thot Venti.

https://archive.md/gGWSw

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broken clocks and all that. Venti has been on the show at least once. I'd suggest she come back on and argue about lolicon with Dick but it would probably be shit.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Can you imagine if Maddox had just been honest about why their podcast ended from the start? Hell, how about if Dax had just been honest to Maddox about the wedding from the start? Nevermind the scenario where Dax exercised some self control at that wedding and didn't end up ruining a successful show over an unremarkable leathery camwhore. This could have all been avoided in so many ways.

Acting like a rational and mature adult with impeccable professional conduct is for betas.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm just sitting here blown the fuck away that Dick shits his pants like it's no big deal.

After a few trips to burning man the plumbing just don't work the same.

 

[What has to be done]

So;
When Digi says fucking kids is good, Dax agrees
When Venti says fucking kids is bad, Dax agrees
Which is it you fucking dumbass?

Dax could say it depends on the child.

 

[Faalbian]

When Digi says fucking kids is good, Dax agrees

I know he's openly into lolicon and stuff, and is a degenerate, but when has Digibro ever said 'fucking kids is good'?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I know he's openly into lolicon and stuff, and is a degenerate, but when has Digibro ever said 'fucking kids is good'?

Well, he wishes he was a kid and that an adult would fuck him. I'm just cutting out the middle man.

 

[waffle]

I think Dick accidentally made Venti. Back in stream.me days he'd go on the kill stream and shit and say how funny and beautiful she was on that same wink and nod way that he talks up.boogie when he's trying to rope him into doing dumb shit. Well Dick's retarded fans, including Ralph, took it seriously about her and started repeating it like a fact.

 

[soy_king]

I think Dick accidentally made Venti. Back in stream.me days he'd go on the kill stream and shit and say how funny and beautiful she was on that same wink and nod way that he talks up.boogie when he's trying to rope him into doing dumb shit. Well Dick's retarded fans, including Ralph, took it seriously about her and started repeating it like a fact.

She was around before Dax m'ladied her, but he definitely expanded her audience. Then again, most of that audience are autistic degenerates, so I doubt that's a serious boost.

 

[Sped Xing]

Autistic degenerates simp as well as the next fellow.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh no, Dame has started his homosexuality conversion therapy and is seeing the light. Will he continue the path of heterosexuality and keep his block list empty? Only Jesus Christ knows that answer.

So do you think Dax & Vito will continue defending cuties and the fans, or do you think that he will admit he done goofed in hopes of getting the Taco to leave him alone?

This Chilean seabass taco really did pronounce epitome as "ehpee-tohme"? That's how I pronounced it when I was 13 trying to sound smart.
Sounded like a fucking moron.

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it's already been done

https://twitter.com/DickMolesterson/status/1304653898586652672?s=20

It it wasn't Dax, I would have thought this belonged to some NBA basketball American.
But then, where's the difference?

 

[Was]

If he actually had a small cock, we'd have heard about it from Jamie Lynn Hughes.

It might be a Real World Average like 5-6 inches, which is basically a micropenis online

 

[soy_king]

For all of us who had a good laugh about the JuJu the Cow fursona, I think PPP is wrong that the act of "sucking Dick's udders" means sucking his nipples. It probably means his balls, because they're located in about the same position as a cow's udders would be.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Well, he wishes he was a kid and that an adult would fuck him. I'm just cutting out the middle man.

Lets also not forget the time he described his "beautiful fantasy" of living alone with a real little girl in a cabin and he described this as a real-world situation and not as part of an anime.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The idea that Dick is botting the fuck out of his patreon or laundering shit through it, and that his audience has shifted to mental-case zoomers looking for some sort of father figure are starting to grow on me. His subreddit has hilariously low engagement for someone who has thousands of patrons and any posts talking about how him or Ethan’s shit has gone from funny to tepid to genuinely fucked up seems to get ignored or downvoted.

 

[Sped Xing]

It's not bots. It's mob money. So got to be.

 

[break these cuffs]

Dax thinks that this is just more satire from Brittany. He doesn't consider that she might have actual principles

Do you honestly think e-celebs have principles? You sweet summer child. Maybe some start out that way, but they all fall to ego and shekels in the end.

 

[JuJuTheLolcow]

We did. And from Metal Jess, and judging by his obsession with mentioning cock size on Twitter and his show, I'd say we've heard it from Dax himself as well.

I don’t think Jamie has said anything at all about his dick size. Dick did, himself, though on the stream with Jesse when he incorrectly assumed she had said it. “Jamie who I had a small cock.” It’s pretty good. Anyone have video?

The idea that Dick is botting the fuck out of his patreon or laundering shit through it, and that his audience has shifted to mental-case zoomers looking for some sort of father figure are starting to grow on me. His subreddit has hilariously low engagement for someone who has thousands of patrons and any posts talking about how him or Ethan’s shit has gone from funny to tepid to genuinely fucked up seems to get ignored or downvoted.

Additionally, they have a bot installed that hides posts that get downvoted a certain amount. Hug-box-o-Rama.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

If his Paypiggie safe space has an offline user count we can get a decent estimation.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I don’t think Jamie has said anything at all about his dick size. Dick did, himself, though on the stream with Jesse when he incorrectly assumed she had said it. “Jamie who I had a small cock.” It’s pretty good. Anyone have video?

Additionally, they have a bot installed that hides posts that get downvoted a certain amount. Hug-box-o-Rama.

Where’s the confirmation on that?