Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Takayuki Yagami said:
Yes Dax, the best safety is to not have your finger in the trigger guard unless you intend to pull it.
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This is legit the first thing they teach you
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George Cuckzunian said:
I don't remember the episode, any one else feel like looking it up?
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it was ep 172
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weird art that he had of himself on the site
https://thedickshow.com/episode-172/ found here
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George Cuckzunian said:
Wait you DIDN'T know about this?
Dax covered the news story about the guy who died from silicone getting injected in his balls because his gay lover wanted him to and collected insurance money on it.
Dax talked about how if he could he would get ball injections. Sean "baaaaaed" in agreement.
Eventually some Furfag in his hugbox reached out to him to do it and talked about doing it for Dax on the show.
Dax did it on Air, Sean told Dax he was dumb and he didn't mean it and was playing up the support as a gag for the show, Dax used a "modesty cock" to hide his actual penis (which according to anyone who has seen it is claimed to be small, while no one else has any accounts saying otherwise).
Dax told a story the next day of running into a bar where Maddox went to and showing off his massive Saline sac. Dax said it was by accident but judging by what we've seen of Dax's behavior probably was on purpose and Dax spent his time at Maddox's favorite watering holes to rub in his face that he had bigger balls cause #MaddoxLost AMIRIGHT?

I don't remember the episode, any one else feel like looking it up?
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That is entirely news to me. I've been away from the drama side of the internet for a while and have been playing catch up the past months during the coof lockdown, but the unstoppable tsunami of Ethan Ralph spergery has overshadowed a lot of details with other cows.

Luckily some things never change, such as DSP still being invincible and Boogie is still fat and disgusting.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
Found an old interview of Riley on Phone Losers of America (a pretty decent prank call show). I only watched the first minute so if anyone wants to dig I'm sure you will find stuff.
Interesting thing I learned is Riley's old screen name is "Lux". I then remembered where I heard that screen name before and unsure if intentional because Riley is a mushbrain retard that would make this kind of joke or a creepy coincidence but....

Lux was the site owner/admin for Hurt2thecore which distributed the infamous Daisy's Destruction video.

Anyways unsure how we missed this retarded chimpout song

Dax and co totally not being aggressive and starting shit at the Covid protest... because defending your property is beta, but starting shit with people who agree with you is super alpha chad.

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Dem Views tho. If he was doing this for fun, I'd say good for him, but it looks like Riley desperately clout chases and Z-list eceleb he can so he can colab and hopefully get attention. He's like a more retarded and less successful Hazencruz.
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Hahahaha, dem views. I actually made a short comedy video and put it up on YouTube last year, and it managed to hit 30k views within a week, and I am 100% a nobody. All I did was post it on Reddit at one point, and it actually got some traffic and comments. People liked it. It was short and punchy. If you can’t even hit 1k views, you’re releasing videos nobody wants to watch, and it’s time to try something else.

But, correct me if I’m wrong, hasn’t Dick said Riley is a filmmaker? He’s as much of a filmmaker as I am a nature photographer because I like to take pictures of my cat when he sleeps in weird positions.

Hazencruz isn’t talented nor even likable, but at least he’s tenacious. I can’t think of a single thing he did on the show, despite doing tons of things over the years. Riley at least seems like a nice person. He’s no Ethan Ralph, that’s for damn sure.
 
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Ped Xing said:
How strange to learn that only 25 percent of Dame Pesos' followers are completely retarded.

I haven't kept up with WATP lately. I'm interested to know if Karl is weighing in on this, now.
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He didn't comment on Digibro's troonout and his disgusting sex pervert lifestyle. Why would he comment on this?
 
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There's a whole multi-episode story arc in Biggest Problem of him shitting in his father's underpants, and his father finding out while listening to the episode on a road trip with his wife, and him being paranoid that he's wearing those specific underpants.

That shit's still funny.
 
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So Marie tells -> Jamie who tells -> Cameron Clarke -> Who tells us and PPP that Dick was seeking and sucking dick at burning man for an emotional connection the same way Andy Warski was seeking and doing coke when he visited Baked Alaska. They also claim it was likely that the below comments by Dick was to get ahead of the story when Jamie started leaking everything.

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Edit: Seems like it is old news brought up 200 pages ago at least, probably before that as well
BigFatStupidIdiot said:
Fun new leak from an old Jamie chat that might explain why Dax sees himself as the sub when he watches porn
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Ped Xing said:
He's always been openly degenerate.

It's only fairly recently he's switched from "lol what a mess" to "what a loathesome creature."
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The lolsuit bought him a bunch of cover. This year is the first time in a long time that the people giving him shit aren’t spineless cucks like Maddox, Asterios, various people he’s stiffed for free content, or the UCB. I think he’s always been this way, it’s just now he’s backed himself into a corner where his friends are dingleberries like Riley, The Gunt, and Digipedo.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
The lolsuit bought him a bunch of cover. This year is the first time in a long time that the people giving him shit aren’t spineless cucks like Maddox, Asterios, various people he’s stiffed for free content, or the UCB. I think he’s always been this way, it’s just now he’s backed himself into a corner where his friends are dingleberries like Riley, The Gunt, and Digipedo.
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Can you imagine if Maddox had just been honest about why their podcast ended from the start? Hell, how about if Dax had just been honest to Maddox about the wedding from the start? Nevermind the scenario where Dax exercised some self control at that wedding and didn't end up ruining a successful show over an unremarkable leathery camwhore. This could have all been avoided in so many ways.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
So;
When Digi says fucking kids is good, Dax agrees
When Venti says fucking kids is bad, Dax agrees
Which is it you fucking dumbass?
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Dax’s brain is scrambled from all the drugs and cooms he’s had. He tried and failed to rope in Ashleigh Coffin (which is hilarious considering who Toilet Nigga’s father is) and is now going to try with Venti. Considering how Venti is not going to be in a “thruple” with two Hispanics, Dax is going to fail here too.
 
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