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[Trip Chesterton III]

Probably that, but I think it's equally just a rebellion thing. They were born in the US, they hate the US because it has authority over them, it's like daddy issues. The US hates communism, so they like communism.

I think they just think that communism means free stuff, so they can continue to be lazy sacks of shit

 

[northstar747]

I will agree there are people who are basically sheep and would like that.

These people will start yelling about mah anxiety.

Goons will nothing but make excuses when givv

The doctrine of "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" sounds great when your needs are unlimited electronic entertainment and to have your genitals constantly played with by medical professionals, and you're so sadbrained that it qualifies as a disability.

More on topic, the goons fuckin' cancelled Destiny:

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What about the whole incest is okay shit he went on about?

 

[DuckSucker]

Probably that, but I think it's equally just a rebellion thing. They were born in the US, they hate the US because it has authority over them, it's like daddy issues. The US hates communism, so they like communism.

Its that theyre bored, restless NEETs, a bit, too. Its like aimless black youths with no guidance figure getting into gang culture in a way. They even act the same way, they have gang tags, they have enemies, when one of them sees an enemy in a thread they call up their homies and they all come in and have a thread shitpost shootout drive by. SA allowed it because they profited off of it.

 

[School of Fish]

The reason why communism always fails whenever an attempt is made to put it into practice, there's always some power hungry jackass that will ruin it for everyone else and establish a brutal dictatorship later on. Human nature ironically is what keeps communism from even working anyway.

So I can agree with the Far-Left on one thing. True communism has never been tried because some power hungry jackass always ruins it in the end.

It is what it is then.

 

[The Gag Knuckle]

Stealth banned, presumably by a Still Mad Jeffrey. Sure looks good for the post-Lowtax era, lol.

Not that Jeffrey will ever own SA.

 

[thomassd]

Pick has always been batshit crazy and it's hilarious how much she annoys goons.

what is the pick lore? Noone that has a 20 daily post count on somethingawful is sane, but she has aimee terese power to appear well adjusted relative to what surrounds her

 

[RubinKazan]

Demented cspam child-rearing

 

[Throwing Romans]

Demented cspam child-rearing

Over/under on the kid getting trooned out by 6?

 

[Silas]

Demented cspam child-rearing

I'm going to pretend this child doesn't exist for her sake.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Demented cspam child-rearing

jesus christ....

That DC Hero girls cartoon is pretty good, my daughter likes it. Boss Baby just seems like a generic completely mundane kids movie. It blows my mind that such a milquetoast generic movie can trigger the reactions that that dude had from watching it.

Also fucking LOL at the communist manifesto board game/graphic novel thing at the end. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Did they never have fun when they were children? Do you think the games like monopoly, but every time you land on a space with a house, you just put your money in the middle of the board, and then everyone takes a bread token?

 

[Blake Chortles]

jesus christ....

That DC Hero girls cartoon is pretty good, my daughter likes it. Boss Baby just seems like a generic completely mundane kids movie. It blows my mind that such a milquetoast generic movie can trigger the reactions that that dude had from watching it.

Also fucking LOL at the communist manifesto board game/graphic novel thing at the end. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Did they never have fun when they were children? Do you think the games like monopoly, but every time you land on a space with a house, you just put your money in the middle of the board, and then everyone takes a bread token?

Its because the boss baby is a domineering white male.

 

[CptnSnshn]

but more than likely a couple goons pulling a suicide-by-cop

I'm a little late to the party but Lowtax finally selling SA only for ol' jeffers to have to deal with half the forum killing themselves via trying to kill cops would be the most Goony end to SA possible and now I want it to happen more than anything.

 

[The Cockler]

Its because the boss baby is a domineering white male.

Say what

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Say what

I guess thats true? He is a baby in a suit, and he has a crew of dumber less well dressed babies that do his bidding for him

 

[Brain Problems]

I guess thats true? He is a baby in a suit, and he has a crew of dumber less well dressed babies that do his bidding for him

Something Awful: [HELP] Marxist-Leninist Literature for Infants / How To De-Program My 2 Year-Old Off Capitalism B/C She Watched Boss Baby

 

[Coolio55]

Also fucking LOL at the communist manifesto board game/graphic novel thing at the end. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Did they never have fun when they were children? Do you think the games like monopoly, but every time you land on a space with a house, you just put your money in the middle of the board, and then everyone takes a bread token?

Look, don't you get it? Don't you remember loving it when your parents got shitty versions of existing games BUT WITH JESUS?
Same principle.

 

[Back me up!]

The only silver lining to any of this is the snap back the kids are gonna give goon parents from this bullshit as they become teenagers.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Demented cspam child-rearing

Why am I not surprised enlightened goons are okay with a two year old watching glowing screens? Gotta start the programming young to ensure they grow up to be consumers buying the right kind of toys and watching the right type of corporate produced media.

 

[Coolio55]

Why am I not surprised enlightened goons are okay with a two year old watching glowing screens? Gotta start the programming young to ensure they grow up to be consumers buying the right kind of toys and watching the right type of corporate produced media.

Despite being raised on computers from a young age I always felt a little disturbed when I saw this baby toy:

 

[Dan Abrams]

One week until the sale of SA is closed and Jeff 100% owns it. Unless of course someone's lawyers "lose the papers" or something.