US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I was in LA yesterday (I was helping someone move out of that godforsaken city), and I decided to drive around the neighborhood looking for Biden signs ( like I needed an excuse to wait out rush hour).
After about 45 minutes of canvasing the area I saw:
5 generic social justice slogan signs.
3 BLM signs (two of which were shitty and handmade).
2 Biden/harris (one of the signs was surrounded by garbage, on the lawn of what was definitly the most run-down house on that street).
2 Trump (One of which was a big ass banner).
The lack of enthusiasm is palpable. Even the hive of scum and villainy that is Los Fucking Angeles has no enthusiam for slow joe.

I live in the middle of this hellhole, can 100% confirm. Since last week on my runs in central LA I've only seen 2 Biden/Harris signs, 3 BLM signs, but no Trump signs. The Biden/Harris signs were both in front of big mansions.
 
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes again.

That is why I’m Ridin’ for Biden in November to bring back the soul of America.

In all seriousness it’s sad that someone like Biden actually has a shot at winning.
 
I live in orbital colony 7, a stronghold of libertarian ideals and free market enterprise. All of the transhumans around the centrifuge rings have started growing "BIDEN" signs from their torsos, it's really concerning because prior to that they were living as parti-colored clones of Elon Musk. Even my asexual podmate has started referring to him as "Perihelion Joe" because it's a cool sci-fi term. I really want the "TRUMP" brand clone of Elon Musk to win, but it's not looking Elon right now.
 
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https://twitter.com/TelemundoNews/status/1308829204264484873 (https://archive.vn/yN0Hd)
 
I live in Hillary Clinton’s basement on my own free volition. I had information that could lead to her arrest. All of the fellow prisoners here have really enthusiastic support for Joe. Even my fellow detainee made his own avatar
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I wanted Trump to win, but after several beatings I have realized that I was once in the basket of deplorables. This isn’t looking good for trump.
 
I'm seeing more Biden signs now, as expected, this is a University Town.... maybe 1 Trump per 5 Bidens, but, something I've noticed, the Trump people put up a sign and that's it, the Biden people seem to be building shines with multiple signs so you can see at least one no matter the angle you approach the property from, counted six in one small front yard alone today.... but I have yet to see a Trump house with more than 1, be it official campaign-sized or a banner/bedsheet, it's just one.

Sounds like they're trying to cover that "enthusiasm gap"
 
Biden angry at real question.
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Real reporter: You have a conflict of interest in Ukraine.
Biden: ORANGE MAN IS BAD.
Oh it'd almost be too easy for Trump to press a button or two and see Biden do all the campaigning for him.

Also, when 4chan and Kiwi Farms are the people doing most of the meme magic for Biden, that's not good--he's become Jeb!, not God-Emperor.
 

That was a pretty interesting analysis of his earbud town hall, actually. It does leave me with another question, though. At the very beginning of the video, he's staring at the lady down in the "crowd" and for whatever reason, this is the first time it's really caught my attention. Before he deals with someone who isn't a journalist, someone from an audience or just someone who brings him an "unexpected" conversation, he fiddles around in his pocket with something.

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I'm trying to rummage through my head to remember the specific videos I've seen where he's done this, but I know for a fact I've seen him do this over and over again and the camera always cuts away as it's happening. It's like I've seen him do this a thousand times before, but I just assumed he was setting his hands in his pockets or putting something away. Now that I really look at it, it doesn't look like either of those things. He's clearly messing with something.

I'm going to have to start looking through old videos and keeping an eye on newer ones, now. I really want to know what's in that pocket.
 
Biden angry at real question.
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Real reporter: You have a conflict of interest in Ukraine.
Biden: ORANGE MAN IS BAD.
Yooooo! Where the fuck has this guy been? There was some fire and energy there.

What ever the fuck the Bidens got away with in Ukraine gets under Joe's skin so much he gains a few years of life back.
 
Yooooo! Where the fuck has this guy been? There was some fire and energy there.

What ever the fuck the Bidens got away with in Ukraine gets under Joe's skin so much he gains a few years of life back.
They emptied out the nearest pharmacy into his bloodstream to make him that high energy. Expect a lid day or 2 in response.
 
Yooooo! Where the fuck has this guy been? There was some fire and energy there.

What ever the fuck the Bidens got away with in Ukraine gets under Joe's skin so much he gains a few years of life back.
He's been gone for awhile now, because this video's not recent. This is an older video from when the Hunter/Ukraine thing first started to surface and Biden was routinely yelling at reporters for even bringing it up, so they just stopped bringing it up.
 
Yooooo! Where the fuck has this guy been? There was some fire and energy there.

What ever the fuck the Bidens got away with in Ukraine gets under Joe's skin so much he gains a few years of life back.
And we all know Trump loves to call Joe and Hunter out for their bullshit. That Senate meeting verdict might have damage control for the debates to fact check, but I have one question Kiwis:

"Where's Hunter?"
 
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Biden angry at real question.
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Real reporter: You have a conflict of interest in Ukraine.
Biden: ORANGE MAN IS BAD.
I remember Trump retweeted a Team Trump account that showed this video. With all this news about Hunter having business deals with the Russians, I’m surprised that they have not scrubbed this off the Internet yet.
 
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If person votes for Biden believing that the riots or peaceful protests will end. They will deserve to be fucked raw by Copamala when all the BLM rioters are pardoned, we get a unofficial hate speech law, the new AG will care more about legit gun owners in rural bumfuck areas than protecting the cities and ideological subversions like Critical Race Theory make a comeback.

I really don't have any faith in the white race overall for doing the right thing since they all allowed this to happen to begin with.
 
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