US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

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The Babylon Bee is a Conservative / Christian satire news site.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The Babylon Bee is a Conservative / Christian satire news site.

You know we live in a clown world when the conservative humor website has more clever satire than everybody else.

 

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You know we live in a clown world when the conservative humor website has more clever satire than everybody else.

It turns out that the whole "all the comedians and humor writers (and actors and journalists and musicians) just happen to be liberal (and almost all jewish)" was not, in fact, a natural phenomenon, despite what the left told themselves the past few years.

 

[BeboRefugee]

I've been watching the ShareBlue shills on Reddit, they're a good leading indicator of what the media will be saying tomorrow and it seems there new goto is:

Vote Biden or Democracy Dies!

All I see them posting is how Trump has said outright that he will not accept the results of the election so they only way to save America is to vote in a blue landslide for Biden. vote even if you live in a deep red state, vote and vote and vote!

I guess they've totally given up trying to sell Biden as a potential President and have gone back to their roots of pumping up the fear and preying that they can get enough mail in ballots to swing a win in the key States.

I dunno how well that will work though...the only ones dumb enough to swallow the Trump is a fascist dictator are already committed Democrats. Running a fear campaign has typically backfired and with all the riots and Arsen in blue cities a lawcand order appeal may pay off.

At this point Biden himself is a non-factor as the whole election comes down to Trump vs the mainstream media machine fear/hype/lies platform.

be a sad day if a non-person like Biden gets voted in because the MSM managed to swing the election for him

The ideologues who spent the whole summer clapping for angry mobs and communist insurgents now value the democratic process.... Ok lol.
The whole strategy is undercut by 4 years living under Trump. He's a loud narcissist who you can't forget about, but RINOs and the Deep State combined were perfectly capable of hamstringing his attempts to do what America wants done. They can't even credibly say he's a bloodthirsty killer either since he's started no wars, and at this very moment is applauding peace deals in the Balkans, Middle East and Korea.
I'm sure it'll sway plenty of soys, but it'll also turn off a lot of moderates who will wonder aloud (and be banned for pointing out) the hysteria still isn't a point in Biden's favour, who is kept so under wraps you'd think he was working on the Manhattan Project.

BTW, could somebody explain why Richard Spencer is supporting Biden? This is 2 points. First, what is the real reason that Kiwis see from a birds-eye view. Second, what is his stated intention for supporting Biden? I checked news articles and his twitter, and all I got were benign platitudes about Trump failing whites, and dogwhistling ineffectively. None of these points are exactly points FOR Biden. I've yet to see any coherent reason for a White Nationalist to support the candidate who for 100 days was cheering riots laced with anti-white sentiment. Anti-white in the sense of hating white people, white lifestyles (safe, clean suburbs), white institutions (which are among the most inclusive on earth) and white history (which has indefensible areas, yet activists use such examples to deconstruct reality and try to Original Sin their way into gaining unearned influence at every level).
This isn't like the CNN guests expressing befuddlement at evangelicals supporting Trump despite his divorces, because Trump's personal life is wholly separate from his political stances. Remember, he claims to be pro-life yet very famously attempted to get Marla Maples to abort Tiffany. Whereas with Richard Spencer, he's vocally advocating for a candidate who, given the opportunity, would wreak real pain on his volk and implement laws that would criminalise Spencer's politics. I am confusion.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Serious question, because I’m not super well-versed in American History - I know that journalists essentially had a “gentlemen’s agreement” to hide FDR’s problems walking because of polio, but that didn’t start till after he was elected, right?

Has there ever been another candidate whose health issues were hidden this strongly by the media while still campaigning?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Serious question, because I’m not super well-versed in American History - I know that journalists essentially had a “gentlemen’s agreement” to hide FDR’s problems walking because of polio, but that didn’t start till after he was elected, right?

Has there ever been another candidate whose health issues were hidden this strongly by the media while still campaigning?

Well I mean Hillary Clinton had the same treatment

 

[Corn Flakes]

BTW, could somebody explain why Richard Spencer is supporting Biden? This is 2 points. First, what is the real reason that Kiwis see from a birds-eye view. Second, what is his stated intention for supporting Biden? I checked news articles and his twitter, and all I got were benign platitudes about Trump failing whites, and dogwhistling ineffectively. None of these points are exactly points FOR Biden. I've yet to see any coherent reason for a White Nationalist to support the candidate who for 100 days was cheering riots laced with anti-white sentiment. Anti-white in the sense of hating white people, white lifestyles (safe, clean suburbs), white institutions (which are among the most inclusive on earth) and white history (which has indefensible areas, yet activists use such examples to deconstruct reality and try to Original Sin their way into gaining unearned influence at every level).
This isn't like the CNN guests expressing befuddlement at evangelicals supporting Trump despite his divorces, because Trump's personal life is wholly separate from his political stances. Remember, he claims to be pro-life yet very famously attempted to get Marla Maples to abort Tiffany. Whereas with Richard Spencer, he's vocally advocating for a candidate who, given the opportunity, would wreak real pain on his volk and implement laws that would criminalise Spencer's politics. I am confusion.

It's easy: he's trolling.

A "Literal Nazi" backing Trump is not unexpected as far as the media narrative goes. But one going for Biden, even using the flimsiest excuses, makes them squirm and try really hard to ignore it. Spencer is an attention-whoring faggot, and as such he's got far more attention out of his announcement of backing Biden than he could ever get from backing Trump or staying quiet.

 

[GuntPunt]

Crosspost: Trump has revealed his lid policy to counterract Joe Biden.

 

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Crosspost: Trump has revealed his lid policy to counterract Joe Biden.
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The best part about it is, the more he pokes at Biden about this, the harder it is for the media to ignore it, and the more likely it is that Biden's team does something risky like send Biden out on an off day.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Crosspost: Trump has revealed his lid policy to counterract Joe Biden.
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I have no idea how Trump does it, but he makes something as innocuous as "low energy" sound like a fatal flaw. And, contrary to all the smear tactics flung at him these past four years, "low energy" somehow sticks. It worked on Jeb, and Biden isn't even awake enough to try to dodge it.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

At this point, the Dems should just admit Harris is the candidate. Joe would put a lid on Inaguration Day.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

BTW, could somebody explain why Richard Spencer is supporting Biden?

It's a combination of anger that Trump thinks white supremacists and fascists like Spencer are losers, and also it's what his handlers told him to do.

And for attention, like everything he does. Thpenther ith all about attention, the pithy little thord thwallower.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Crosspost: Trump has revealed his lid policy to counterract Joe Biden.
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Okay Don..you have done wrestling promos. You know better than this.

"I've gone to Texas, Ohio..Wisconsin..and now I am in the great State of Florida."

Get the cheap pop in.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I've been seeing a ton of Biden signs here in Oklahoma. I mean like a sea of them. The locals have started calling him "Okie Joe".

I haven't seen a single sign for him. I've seen more Bernie bumper stickers than Biden ones.

It's easy: he's trolling.

He's mad Trump isn't an actual racist, and so went full accelerationist. A lot of the retards here have done the same thing.

 

[Extremist Frank]

I have no idea how Trump does it, but he makes something as innocuous as "low energy" sound like a fatal flaw. And, contrary to all the smear tactics flung at him these past four years, "low energy" somehow sticks. It worked on Jeb, and Biden isn't even awake enough to try to dodge it.

Its because they're natural, off-the-cuff smears. He's just shooting the shit with crowds and tossing out political insults, not running his comments through committees to make sure they appeal to and don't offend the right groups. Compare the difference between his response to Hillary that "because you'd be in jail" vs. Hillary with her "America is Great because America is Good" retort. Natural commentary is much more effective, and humanizing, than forced, orchestrated responses.

It also helps that he's repeating these comments/smears to 2-3 crowds a day most days of the week.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I have no idea how Trump does it, but he makes something as innocuous as "low energy" sound like a fatal flaw. And, contrary to all the smear tactics flung at him these past four years, "low energy" somehow sticks. It worked on Jeb, and Biden isn't even awake enough to try to dodge it.

It's the same thing with Bloomberg and being short. You're richer than most people can dare dream to be and you can do anything (like bribe felons in Florida). However, you wear platform clown shoes to a debate than you paid to get into and got destroyed at just because Drumpf called you Mini Mike.

 

[The best and greatest]

The Babylon Bee is a Conservative / Christian satire news site.

Fuck me dude, Im so over clownworld. I wanna go home.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Crosspost: Trump has revealed his lid policy to counterract Joe Biden.

Oh, no, he hit Biden with the "low energy" line - and given how many naps Biden took lately, yeah, it's a 100% warranted shot.
What do you even do if you're on Biden's team? Someone has to think "fuck it, no more lids" on that side.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Its because they're natural, off-the-cuff smears. He's just shooting the shit with crowds and tossing out political insults, not running his comments through committees to make sure they appeal to and don't offend the right groups. Compare the difference between his response to Hillary that "because you'd be in jail" vs. Hillary with her "America is Great because America is Good" retort. Natural commentary is much more effective, and humanizing, than forced, orchestrated responses.

It also helps that he's repeating these comments/smears to 2-3 crowds a day most days of the week.

Yeah, you're right. Trump talks like someone who actually exists in the real world. He makes off-the-cuff remarks, he repeats himself a lot, he wanders off mid-sentence and he corrects himself. Sure, he's got his own prepared lines, but he sounds more like a stand-up comedian doing his routine and adjusting course depending on the audience reactions.

Meanwhile, most other politicians sound like they're filming a sitcom with five cameras pointing at them, and they have to wait five seconds after every line for the laughtrack to die down.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Meanwhile, most other politicians sound like they're filming a sitcom with five cameras pointing at them, and they have to wait five seconds after every line for the laughtrack to die down.