🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[L. Duse]

So i noticed a fair amount of "the killstream used to be good" posts opining a lost age of the killstream. I have to ask your qualifications, do you mean the show was good or that it was able to have amazing moments? Imo if you mean the former i think youre looking with rose colored glasses as the show itself was always god awful, the only saving grace was they could book or facilitate or not prevent moments that made the mind numbing boredom that was the majority of the program endurable. Even then a good chunk of people including myself just waited for clips and highlights most of the time instead.

The only killstream that i remember that was good as a whole, and because of the hosts and not in spite of, was the Baked stream. That was just because the impromptu nature of it meant ethan could be forgiven for not having any preparation or not having anything too interesting to add himself. Other than that, which i might be looking at with a filter too, i have never once sat through a whole killstream just for the killstream its alway been a draw, then they show it then i bounce

I prefer streams when personalities that we know or care about or are utter nutcases being on the show and going at each other. The most recent which can be considered entertaining is when MrGirl showed up. Dingo whom we thought Ralph had burnt bridges with showed up and had bloodsports with MrGirl.

Crazy callers like a certain Blu who likes to call up with tall tales of him being shot in the crotch by some Somalian and Kenny Jones with his obsession with a certain egirl being interviewed and grilled by the panel makes for a good show too.

I also prefer streams where they cover how internet famous people screw up like Mumkey Jones and Bunty King. So if Ethan Ralph cloned himself and his clone did stream where he laughed and mocked Ralph, I'd tune in.

Quite liked it when they streamsniped Mundanematt and Signore. It was hilarious watching the stream mocking Mundanematt and Signore (who then white knighted for him only to regret it later) in real time.

I will never tire of saying this. If Ralph burns bridges with everyone from his former friends and associates, potential guests and even callers, then we won't have Killstreams like these.

Notice that it isn't really Ralph carrying the show. It is the nutcases and freakshows that feature on his show.

 

[Yellow Letter]

So i noticed a fair amount of "the killstream used to be good" posts opining a lost age of the killstream.

I think the only thing that made the killstream bearable were the guests, such as Josh, Jim, etc. It was the same thing with the morning kumite, they were simply made popular by riding off the backs of guests. I've never watched one without either of them simply because Ralph is a god-awful entertainer, and Gator repeats the same jokes all the time. Zidan was cool though.

 

[MeltyTW]

That's probably the problem with bloodsports, the show sucks ass but the drama fuels it's lifespan.

whats sad is i think a more brief format, one where you do things like jim would do to help bring about drama like investigation streams, or having more focused guided segments with surfer like guests, eccentric interesting people, and helping to bring out their best instead of just zoning out on xannies read your hate threads and letting them ramble directionless for twenty hours would be an easy way to make a show that caters well to a large niche. its so basic anyone can do it with some competency except these drug ridden tards.

Zidan was cool though.

he was, really needed some antagonist to be entertaining though

Quite liked it when they streamsniped Mundanematt and Signore. It was hilarious watching the stream mocking Mundanematt and Signore (who then white knighted for him only to regret it later) in real time.

no idea who signore is, the matt stuff bored me, it was from the days of the kumite a desperate attempt to pick at the softest skeptic target even though he didnt do anything besides be bland and weak. others liked it i guess but even then i remember the snipes of matt just being "hey look its matt, hes not doing anything again." and i remember others being disappointed too

I also prefer streams where they cover how internet famous people screw up like Mumkey Jones and Bunty King. So if Ethan Ralph cloned himself and his clone did stream where he laughed and mocked Ralph, I'd tune in.

dont remember how the mumkey streams went but the bunty king stream was only good for that segment, the rest was the same exact dogshit that blights the airwaves of dlive today. cold dull slowly delivered takes from a drug addled cuck porn watching hick.

I prefer streams when personalities that we know or care about being on the show and going at each other. The most recent which can be considered entertaining is when MrGirl showed up. Dingo whom we thought Ralph had burnt bridges with showed up and had bloodsports with MrGirl.

i dont consider platforming pedophiles and sharing laughs with them entertaining, well laughing at ethan but even then i dont consider that a good program and iirc he only made 90 dollars or 120 at most so probably wasnt that liked even by gunt guard either

I dont mean to try and pick apart your tastes its just i thought before i saw some posts that the consensus was near universally "the killstream sucks, it used to be able to facilitate good to great moments at one point but it isnt now". Still you never mentioned ralph or gaytor as a reason to watch so starting to make sense to me i guess

 

[Fougaro]

Vtubers rise up, all supershekelz belong to us.
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VTubers win again! VTubers always win! All hail Coco Kiryu the 4th Chairwoman of the Tojo Clan Hololive!

If, for what reason ever, they branch out into DLive, it's going to be a hard trip for the Gunt.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

I know i’m late, ( IRL gets in the way again) Holy shit, the gunt knocked her up? This guys streak of stupid just keeps rolling. That crazy bitch is going to own his ass for the next twenty years. Child support, mandatory health care coverage, med bills, extra curriculars...And if Faith fucks up and the Vickers get custody... Damn,Ralph is going to be someones pay piggy.
Gunt, I hope the sad fucking you got is worth the fucking you are about to get.
Word to the wise, quit drinking, exercise, lose wieght, you are going to have to work a real job now. One that has benefits like HC. Your life is now about providing for the kid, time to put away childish things and take on responsibility.
Will he double down on stupid and marry her? That way he can pay her alimony while also paying child support when she dumps his sloppy ass.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Vtubers rise up, all supershekelz belong to us.
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If someone from here is planning on throwing a Vtuber some dosh, throw it my way instead. So I can buy a capture card and stream Bloodborne that way I dont have have to suffer THAT hard while sniping the gunt. Just throwin it out there.

VTubers win again! VTubers always win! All hail Coco Kiryu the 4th Chairwoman of the Tojo Clan Hololive!

If, for what reason ever, they branch out into DLive, it's going to be a hard trip for the Gunt.

My loyalty lies to the Tojo Clan, has since 2009
But yeah no if they were on Dlive, Gunt would be dead. Deader.

 

[hawkisnight]

That fucker sperged out on sargon for receiving a screencap of one of his tweets.

I mean Sargon bragging about his suit was pretty fucking funny and easy target. Carl brought it on himself he should have bite the bullet and ignore the cigarette addict laughing at him.
Ralphie despite his many disabilities managed to do the right thing and not poking the hornet nest. I don't think Gunt interacted with Jim on twitter when he was laughing at him smelling shit.

 

[Yellow Letter]

I mean Sargon bragging about his suit was pretty fucking funny and easy target. Carl brought it on himself he should have bite the bullet and ignore the cigarette addict laughing at him.
Ralphie despite his many disabilities managed to do the right thing and not poking the hornet nest. I don't think Gunt interacted with Jim on twitter when he was laughing at him smelling shit.

Not to mention that Jim was directly involved in the Sargon drama, and later on tried to get out of it only to be dragged back in by Serg'n due to his attention-whoring. Unless Ralph attempts to bring Jim into this, I don't think he'll do much other than maybe comment on the situation (like CRP blaming his cancer on abandoning gamergate), and if the stars align, maybe, just maybe, a short video.

 

[3 Times Faster]

I know i’m late, ( IRL gets in the way again) Holy shit, the gunt knocked her up? This guys streak of stupid just keeps rolling. That crazy bitch is going to own his ass for the next twenty years. Child support, mandatory health care coverage, med bills, extra curriculars...And if Faith fucks up and the Vickers get custody... Damn,Ralph is going to be someones pay piggy.
Gunt, I hope the sad fucking you got is worth the fucking you are about to get.
Word to the wise, quit drinking, exercise, lose wieght, you are going to have to work a real job now. One that has benefits like HC. Your life is now about providing for the kid, time to put away childish things and take on responsibility.
Will he double down on stupid and marry her? That way he can pay her alimony while also paying child support when she dumps his sloppy ass.

He mentioned that he was planning to marry Faith (within the month?) in his communications with Vickers.
I think he's just desperate for a child, consequences be damned. On some level Ralph probably realizes that his life has been utterly wasted and he thinks that procreating is his last chance to leave an impact on the world.
@theralph we all hate you, but for the sake of your child take the Caring Farm's advice; Abort the Retort, and get a normal job. Even the scum of the earth can be redeemed if they live for their child.

Or don't, it's much funnier for us if you don't.

 

[Postal Pippa]

and get a normal job.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Honestly fuck Daddy Jim, noone asked for the input of that dumb boomer that got cancer from the 10 cartons he smokes a day and thank fuck he doesnt give his unsolicited oppinion on this matter. Daddy Jim realises that his time is over and he fucking thankfully started fading into obscurity. He realised that he became the thing he once criticized and he should just go off into the sunset and just play some vidya and be a spectator and a shitposter rather than a player, i can't begrudge him for that, not many can honestly come to that realisation.
>Does he have cancer ?
Probably not but does it really matter ? At this point whatever the case might be with Jim as long as he doesnt put himself back into the spotlight he can retire and he should retire. He is late on the #Guntgate train this time around and he put his loyalties on the wrong horses. If he comes back and makes a video on Gunty ala "oy vey i was with you guys all along XD" he will just come off as a disingenuous kike and he knows this, Gunty was fucked up way before Jimothy stopped showing up there and cutting promos for him, this behavior of his is nothing new.

 

[Fougaro]

My loyalty lies to the Tojo Clan, has since 2009
But yeah no if they were on Dlive, Gunt would be dead. Deader.

"GAYDURR, THE VTUBERS ARE COMMIN' FOR MAH LEMONS, GAYDURR!"

The only question is which side Gaytor would pick if he was ever put in a position to choose either between Ralph or VTubers.

 

[Sam Losco]

Fuck, Rekieta is so full of shit, he goes around pretending he doesn't know anything about what Ralph does and yet he explains the whole Faith situation in detail to EZPZ.
Bright side is that he did say some very negative things about Ralph.
Hear that @theralph? Nick has turned, you should tell him what a piece of shit he is on Twitter.

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Between 20-30 mins back, so go back and you'll notice when they're talking about Ralph.

He also seems to know all about A Halfway Cuck. So unless he completely caught up on this shit after PPP was on, then this proves PPP right; that Nick did and does lie on his show.

Full EZPZ on the Gunt question:

 

[Freedom Fries]

Honestly fuck Daddy Jim, noone asked for the input of that dumb boomer that got cancer from the 10 cartons he smokes a day and thank fuck he doesnt give his unsolicited oppinion on this matter. Daddy Jim realises that his time is over and he fucking thankfully started fading into obscurity. He realised that he became the thing he once criticized and he should just go off into the sunset and just play some vidya and be a spectator and a shitposter rather than a player, i can't begrudge him for that, not many can honestly come to that realisation.
>Does he have cancer ?
Probably not but does it really matter ? At this point whatever the case might be with Jim as long as he doesnt put himself back into the spotlight he can retire and he should retire. He is late on the #Guntgate train this time around and he put his loyalties on the wrong horses. If he comes back and makes a video on Gunty ala "oy vey i was with you guys all along XD" he will just come off as a disingenuous kike and he knows this, Gunty was fucked up way before Jimothy stopped showing up there and cutting promos for him, this behavior of his is nothing new.

he probably has cancer but it's an extremely slow kind. IIRC it was something like like 5 years to well over a decade depending on how his treatments go and if they can get it into remission. He said he was in the radiation stage now, and they typically start with that then move to chemo meaning he is in earlier stages of treatment. It could be that he's had this before and got it into remission in the past. Not sure how that would affect his prognosis.

Generally, I'd agree that I'd prefer not to have the "Sweetie Squad" acting like the stereotype of "summerfags" everywhere, but since he is responsible for propping Ralph up, it's only fair that people think he should put down his rabid dog. I imagine a lot of Ralphs tiny remaining fanbase is only there because Gym left them there.

 

[MeltyTW]

He also seems to know all about A Halfway Cuck. So unless he completely caught up on this shit after PPP was on, then this proves PPP right; that Nick did and does lie on his show.

What gets me is he lied so he didnt have to say he disavows them ..... but imo even after ive ragging on the guy what hes done is basically disavowing and distancing himself and it was good enough for me, its this weird case of ppp asking something pointless and nick taking pointless measures to avoid doing it, I compared it to exposing epstein or harvey then trying to get them back together for a degenerate gathering and thats pretty much the case, you had someone who caused dick to have month long spergouts and led to his payment processor scheme being shoah'd on your show to call him a pedophile, you and PPP called Ethan a job targeting hypocrite flaggot, saying "i dont disavow" isnt going to get them on your show unless its to scream at you lol.

 

[AltisticRight]

VTubers win again! VTubers always win! All hail Coco Kiryu the 4th Chairwoman of the Tojo Clan Hololive!

If, for what reason ever, they branch out into DLive, it's going to be a hard trip for the Gunt.

The Gunt himself can branch out.
Herro huwait piggu, orenalaly alyan, guntychan! 14!88
We pray rorikon gayme, reeemenbr, not peedofile, it is cord roricon.

 

[Crystal Golem]

He also seems to know all about A Halfway Cuck. So unless he completely caught up on this shit after PPP was on, then this proves PPP right; that Nick did and does lie on his show.

Full EZPZ on the Gunt question:
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Guy is such a snake.

Wednesday: "No idea about any of this. I'm a working father so it takes me ever so long to catch up on the Kiwi Farms thread. Dear me I don't think I'll ever catch up and know the true story. "

Thursday:

He was so eager to talk lolcows with Oddguy he forgot to keep his shit straight.

 

[All becomes gunt]

he probably has cancer but it's an extremely slow kind. IIRC it was something like like 5 years to well over a decade depending on how his treatments go and if they can get it into remission. He said he was in the radiation stage now, and they typically start with that then move to chemo meaning he is in earlier stages of treatment. It could be that he's had this before and got it into remission in the past. Not sure how that would affect his prognosis.

Generally, I'd agree that I'd prefer not to have the "Sweetie Squad" acting like the stereotype of "summerfags" everywhere, but since he is responsible for propping Ralph up, it's only fair that people think he should put down his rabid dog. I imagine a lot of Ralphs tiny remaining fanbase is only there because Gym left them there.

It depends on the perspective, to me it would be more of a right move for him to go into the sunset, what you say does have some merit though.

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

whose stream is Gunt talking about? I must know, because I’d rather watch that show

 

[Iamthatis]

He also seems to know all about A Halfway Cuck. So unless he completely caught up on this shit after PPP was on, then this proves PPP right; that Nick did and does lie on his show.

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Yeah I've been noticing alot of the gunt guard trying to redirect Ethans bad attention at Kerr. You'll notice right after the demon baby was announced Vickers himself tried to do it. Afterwards someone asked him if he was doing it Faith's request and he nuked his Twitter.