🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Postal Pippa]

@theralph For fucks sake I know youre scraping the bottom of the barrel but this is a tad much. Youre going to have a child to support. Do better.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Flat Earth Theory is easily dismantled, and Ethan Ralph's an idiot for allowing Flat Earth conspiracy theorists onto his show.

• If the Earth was flat, how do we dig downwards and not end up on the other side of the world instantly.
• Cats would knock everything off the planet.
• Any meteor that would hit Earth would punch a hole into the planet.
• I can stand outside and see the spherical properties of the planet.
• There would be eight hemispheres instead of four.

No you don't understand this is literally 10 times more exceptional. He thinks planets and moons are lights while earth is just infinitely flat so there is nothing below. If Ralph didn't interfere this man was about to spazz out about sandy hook being a hoax. He doesn't think seasons exist and called space fake and gay.

edit: this man just said all the challenger space launch astronauts are still alive

 

[Mr. Manchester]

@theralph For fucks sake I know youre scraping the bottom of the barrel but this is a tad much. Youre going to have a child to support. You're going to have to pay child support. Do better.

I agree but needed to make a slight edit to your post.

 

[Haru Okumura]

He's now going off on a weird tangent about Ethan's retard brother dying. Detractor status confirmed?

 

[Edilg]

Shots fired.

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Just can't stop himself.

Ralph: "What? Rekieta lightly critisiced my actions without talking to me first!? YOU SNAKE, YOU MOTHER FUCKER! REEE REEE OINK SQUEEEEEEL!"

Rekieta: "Huh, what? Sorry I can't hear you from atop my 250k super shekels. Enjoy the lemon struggle though."

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I think Ralph just kinda sucks at far right grifting.

This is actually one of the things I dislike most about him. He puts himself out there as a representative of “The Right.” It’s embarrassing for those of us who hold Right Wing views. We don’t want or need this motherfucker on our side.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Nick understands optics. His viewership are traditional and semi white nationalist and they want to find a way to bring their ideals to mainstream politics without looking fucking psycho. Ralph's audience (Rand and Southern Dingo) are the low IQ retards that don't understand optics. His audience is literally the fringe of fringe right wing (fed nationalists).

I'm sorry, but Nick's successful grift isn't a matter of political knowhow or whatever, even if they are infinitely better seated than Ralph. Nick and his fans make such asses of themselves that it can only be said that they claim to understand optics.

Any woman can see their blatant misogyny and immediately recognize it as such. Any Christian will see that they solely focus on the aspects of Christianity that give them cover to hate on fags and (((cosmopolitans))), while regularly engaging in every sinful behavior from lust to pride to wroth because its all a larp. Nick isn't appealing to normies or boomercons, he's simply pointing out retarded shit on the far right while going heavy on the anti establishment memes. Unsurprisingly, lonely disaffected white youths will flock to that. They'll grow out of it as soon as they get a decent job and a stable relationship.

 

[MeltyTW]

This is actually one of the things I dislike most about him. He puts himself out there as a representative of “The Right.” It’s embarrassing for those of us who hold Right Wing views. We don’t want or need this motherfucker on our side.

GG had the same opinion of him, hes a millstone about the necks of any movement he leeches off of. All people remember about GG is Ralph getting arrested, all people know about the alt right is Patton memeing on gaytor

 

[Postal Pippa]

@theralph Youre a fuckin mark, quit making wrestling references.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I got the sweats & my GI tract is in knots. I am suffering, ladies & gentlemen. But the BOLDY doesn't. . .foldy? . . .Anyway.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/25/20

• "FLAT EARTH FRIDAYYYYY ON THE KILLLLSTREEEEEAM LET'S GOOOOO"
• "[unintelligible] blown the fuck out" (it was "globecucks," because flat Earth guy)
• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the abyss I'm your host staring into it too long
• Shoutout to the "Infowars family"
• Ralph & Gator are very chipper this evening
• Ralph is gonna be on everybody's show ever. HE IS WORKING SO HARD THIS WEEK LADIES & GENTLEMEN
• Ever the class act, Ralph wanted a guy hanging from a noose for the Peaceful Sunset logo
• (I really like the guy walking off the cliff one)
• Superberries & shillery
• Graphic design is Gator's passion except not really
• Frank Hassle wrote an article on RBG getting robbed by George Floyd & some guy called it in on a local news show? I'm kinda confused.
• Alex Jones clip where he yells at Soros while beating a drone with a yardstick
• Soros Count: 2 (from Alex)
• Ralph wants to start yelling "maggot" like Alex Jones did in the video
• Dan Crenshaw clip where he recruits different congressman like "a white Nick Fury." I think it's supposed to be a congressional campaign ad? I am unclear.
• Ding, David Weiss is here
• He was a globecuck until about 2015
• He's lispy as a motherfucker & he's got that autism cadence
• Please tell us why we're dumb globecuck sheep flatchad man
• He believes in homeopathy because of course he does
• Ralph believes we live on a globe because smart people said so
• Gator likes the hollow Earth theory
• We don't fall off the edge because magnetic poles or something. It's like a lake, you can't fall off a lake
• Antarctica is a ring of mountains higher than Mt. Everest that surrounds the Earth's oceans
• We can't explore Antarctica on the pretense of saving the penguins, because then we'll discover the Earth is flat & the jig will be up
• Anyone can be a professor because all you need to do is memorize & regurgitate shit. Then go into academia you lispy maggot
• Money is fake & so is tel-LIE-vision
• He's trying to explain how the sun & moon work with a flat Earth & I can feel my IQ dropping right off the Earth's edge onto Antarctica
• What's-his-nuts was sharing his screen & almost showed the Hangout link lol
• Are the moon, sun, & planets round? No, planets don't exist
• The moon landing is fake, you can see the strings
• Ralph is either bored or bewildered. Borewildered.
• Brazil is waking up because Brazilians are smart. Do you hear that? "brbrbr huehuehue?" That's the sound of the Superior Future
• Teletubbies & Sesame Street have brainwashed us all. Globes in the classroom are funded by the Rockefellers
• He will offer anyone $1000 for proving the Earth is round
• WHERE IS THE CURVEVATURE
• Superchat: "If the Earth is flat, what do you call globalists?" David: [stunned silence]
• 350 Chillstream Uncut alloneword
• Shootings are just all crisis actors, no one actually dies
• Sandy Hook is fake. Ralph shuts that down real quick.
• Ralph is breathing into the mic
• Ralph is actually getting irritated that David Weiss is saying all shootings are fake, especially Sandy Hook.
• Ralph completely disavows, & not in the ironic way. He's actually getting mad (& I don't blame him).
• Time zones exist because the sun is small, space is fake, Earth is a basement
• If Earth is flat, then why do celestial bodies appear round? Optical illusion.
• Holy fuck is this guy retarded
• He also doesn't understand sarcasm
• Einstein is a moron & married his cousin.
• The sun is not round, it's just light reflecting off the dome (???)
• He knows domes are round, right?
• Are stars flat? No, they're luminaries. I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
• David: "A luminary is defined as a light in the sky." Ralph: [disgusted sigh]
• Extraterrestrial means they're coming FROM EARTH, DUH
• Chat is all tapping out, they are so fucking done
• This fucking mong just rubbed his eye after chopping hot peppers. Our genius guest, ladies & gentlemen.
• WHY IS NOBODY SAYING DOMES ARE ROUND
• Sunlight is a Tesla coil, there's a difference between sunlight & daylight
• Horizons are just air & weather patterns (???)
• Caller tries to reason with Flat Dave & he just yells "FALSE" over him
• Chat is rabid
• 
  
• Beautiful, @Sam Losco
• How can stars be real if our eyes aren't real
• Ralph starts laughing incredulously & Flat Dave gets defensive
• DOWNLOAD DAVE'S APP, JUST $2.99
• USE IT FOR TWO WEEKS & YOU WON'T BE A GLOBECUCK ANYMORE. NOBODY EVER BELIEVES IN THE GLOBE AFTER USING THE APP FOR TWO WEEKS, NOBODY
• Where does oil come from? First, dinosaurs are fake. The Earth produces oil like the body produces blood. WHY AREN'T THERE BONES IN OIL HUH
• Who really runs the Earth? Not the Rothchilds or the Rockefellers.
• Anti-masker because of course he is
• NASA doesn't have pictures of Earth
• Space IS fake & gay. Astronauts are all homosexuals
• You can't penetrate the Earth's "core" because I guess it's just like bedrock in Minecraft
• Molten cores are fake & gay
• Flat Dave is grilling this caller about brainwashing his infant children
• The infant is coughing & fussing into the mic. "I just got a chill down my spine. Is this my future?" Yes, Ralph. Yes it is.
• The Truman Show is actually about flat Earth
• Ralph fails at tard math & doesn't know trigonometry
• Geometry < SACRED geometry (???)
• Ding, is that Warski? I don't think I can handle retardation in stereo, you guys
• Caller tries to bait Flat Dave into saying the Holocaust is hoax & Ralph cuts him off.
• "Goddamn, this is retarded." --Warski
• Warski is actually the voice of reason here. Holy fucking shit I am losing my mind.
• Their argument has devolved into "no, I asked YOU first"
• Flat Dave inadvertently admits he doesn't fucking know anything about the shit he's saying
• Bibble chides Andy for being rude
• Why can't the moon illuminate all the clouds? Because it's small, like a lightbulb
• Warski is getting really fucking mad. For once, I don't blame him.
• @Sam Losco's stream just tried to kill itself. I know, little stream, I know.
• Flat Dave tries to explain eclipses to a Killstream panel sitting in stupefied silence.
• Ralph has been hyping this up for at least two weeks & he is barely breaking 1k.
• What's outside the dome? Don't know, can't get there.
• Alaska has weird sunlight because unintelligible gibberish. "It makes perfect sense."
• I think I'm now running a fever
• "Andy had more respect for mrgirl" lol
• Ding, someone else is here
• Astronauts will blow up in a vaccum. It's not like they're in pressurized suits or cabins or anything
• The universe is fake, the solar system is also fake.
• Are the elite Satanic pedos? Yes.
• THE GLOBE IS A SATANIC MODEL, LISTEN
• THERE ARE TOO MANY SIXES
• Aww, Flat Dave won't play D&D with Bibble.
• Australian caller: "Why does the sun move?" Dave: "It moves in circles."
• Dave doesn't know why the sun moves, he's not God
• Gravity is 96% dark matter
• Gravity is electric
• Good nightvision is illegal to use because we can see too far
• Flat Dave continues to not understand sarcasm or inside jokes
• Earth isn't a disk or a circle, it's flat.
• "But what shape is it?" "Flat."
• I think Andy has ragequit
• TIL flat is a shape. I guess they cover that in sacred geometry
• Cruises don't exist
• You can fake airplanes, but not cruise ships
• THE BALL IS A PRISON
• Flat Dave refuses to show proof the Earth is flat. WATCH HIS VIDEOS, DOWNLOAD HIS APP
• The moon is in Greenland
• SEASONS DON'T MAKE SENSE ON A GLOBE DUHHHHH
• You can't feel the sun in winter. Uh.
• No one wants to pay $2.99 for his shitty app
• An actual scientists comes on to explain science to this man. It goes about as well as you might expect.
• YOU HAVE NO PROOF GPS IS SATTELITES
• "Belief is the enemy of knowing"
• Ralph was hoping some experts would call in. Ralph greatly overestimates the intelligence of his audience.
• Scientist man can't get through to Flat Dave because he's delusional & rejects whatever he doesn't believe on zero grounds. Checkmate globecucks
• Flat Dave's high-pitched lispy voice reminds me of Linkara & now I can't unhear it.
• How can we conserve Antarctica while logging forests? CHECKMATE GLOBECUCKS
• A caller is encouraging the guest & I want to die
• Caller audio is fucked
• Just kidding it's back
• Callerbot was trying to update itself. I think it was trying to sunset itself
• YOU HAVE NO PROOF THE EARTH IS CONCAVE EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A DOME OVER IT
• Butters asks if this is a long-con to get money for his app.
• You can never get high enough to see the shape of the Earth, which is flat
• Spaceships land in the Bermuda Triangle
• All of the astronauts have twins, that's why the twins didn't show up to their funerals
• They didn't have twins, they're still alive.
• Butters' IQ points are dropping. I hear you, Butters.
• Warski asks if Flat Dave is into lolicon loooool
• The Flat Earth Society is lying, Dave is not them
• [Disgusted Warski noises]
• Flat Dave converted Sargon & his entire audience into flatchads.
• Flat Earth will free you from this slave prison & improve your life
• Flatoberfest 2020 in North Carolina! David tries to bribe Ralph with booze.
• David Weiss is sending Warski a free download code in hopes of converting him. I will await Andy's conversion in two weeks. DON'T FORGET ANDY
• Rex is coming back on to hang out with Warski. Holy shit, Rex must love Andy.
• An Israeli diplomat is flying his dirty clothes to the U.S. to make government employees wash it?
• Amy Coney Barret has been selected for the Supreme Court
• Upcoming shows & shillery
• More superberries
• "Ralph, you should name your child Gunter" loooool
• Someone said Ralph made 35k lemons
• "So much for that Ralph Retort abortion." Stay smug, Ralph, that always works out for you.
• Bye
• [outro]
• One more for the DLive crew
• Thanks for the hater & loser shoutout, Ralph. But you shouldn't say other people were born fucked up, considering you & your brother were, too. Glass houses, sir.
• [second outro: "Feathered Indians" by Tyler Childers]

 

[Yellow Letter]

Nick understands optics.

If his optics are to appeal to the fags of the alt-right, then yes, he understands optics. Otherwise, that's the funniest joke I've heard all year.

 

[MeltyTW]

• Ralph was hoping some experts would call in. Ralph greatly overestimates the intelligence of his audience.

lol he was so depressed he had one caller that actually could call out the flat earther lmfao, the others all got btfo'd and had their dumb jokes ignored to the point one actually went full ross reeing while cursing

• Someone said Ralph made 35k lemons
• "So much for that Ralph Retort abortion." Stay smug, Ralph, that always works out for you.

whats funny is he only topped out at 700s iirc, far less than other events especially on the weekend

edit yeah topped out at the 770s and most likely botted to get there lol

 

[Sam Losco]

• View attachment 1621864
• Beautiful, @Sam Losco

It took longer than expected to find one that worked.

• Ralph was hoping some experts would call in. Ralph greatly overestimates the intelligence of his audience.

Academics please respond.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

I got the sweats & my GI tract is in knots. I am suffering, ladies & gentlemen. But the BOLDY doesn't. . .foldy? . . .Anyway.

Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/25/20

• "FLAT EARTH FRIDAYYYYY ON THE KILLLLSTREEEEEAM LET'S GOOOOO"
• "[unintelligible] blown the fuck out" (it was "globecucks," because flat Earth guy)
• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the abyss I'm your host staring into it too long
• Shoutout to the "Infowars family"
• Ralph & Gator are very chipper this evening
• Ralph is gonna be on everybody's show ever. HE IS WORKING SO HARD THIS WEEK LADIES & GENTLEMEN
• Ever the class act, Ralph wanted a guy hanging from a noose for the Peaceful Sunset logo
• (I really like the guy walking off the cliff one)
• Superberries & shillery
• Graphic design is Gator's passion except not really
• Frank Hassle wrote an article on RBG getting robbed by George Floyd & some guy called it in on a local news show? I'm kinda confused.
• Alex Jones clip where he yells at Soros while beating a drone with a yardstick
• Soros Count: 2 (from Alex)
• Ralph wants to start yelling "maggot" like Alex Jones did in the video
• Dan Crenshaw clip where he recruits different congressman like "a white Nick Fury." I think it's supposed to be a congressional campaign ad? I am unclear.
• Ding, David Weiss is here
• He was a globecuck until about 2015
• He's lispy as a motherfucker & he's got that autism cadence
• Please tell us why we're dumb globecuck sheep flatchad man
• He believes in homeopathy because of course he does
• Ralph believes we live on a globe because smart people said so
• Gator likes the hollow Earth theory
• We don't fall off the edge because magnetic poles or something. It's like a lake, you can't fall off a lake
• Antarctica is a ring of mountains higher than Mt. Everest that surrounds the Earth's oceans
• We can't explore Antarctica on the pretense of saving the penguins, because then we'll discover the Earth is flat & the jig will be up
• Anyone can be a professor because all you need to do is memorize & regurgitate shit. Then go into academia you lispy maggot
• Money is fake & so is tel-LIE-vision
• He's trying to explain how the sun & moon work with a flat Earth & I can feel my IQ dropping right off the Earth's edge onto Antarctica
• What's-his-nuts was sharing his screen & almost showed the Hangout link lol
• Are the moon, sun, & planets round? No, planets don't exist
• The moon landing is fake, you can see the strings
• Ralph is either bored or bewildered. Borewildered.
• Brazil is waking up because Brazilians are smart. Do you hear that? "brbrbr huehuehue?" That's the sound of the Superior Future
• Teletubbies & Sesame Street have brainwashed us all. Globes in the classroom are funded by the Rockefellers
• He will offer anyone $1000 for proving the Earth is round
• WHERE IS THE CURVEVATURE
• Superchat: "If the Earth is flat, what do you call globalists?" David: [stunned silence]
• 350 Chillstream Uncut alloneword
• Shootings are just all crisis actors, no one actually dies
• Sandy Hook is fake. Ralph shuts that down real quick.
• Ralph is breathing into the mic
• Ralph is actually getting irritated that David Weiss is saying all shootings are fake, especially Sandy Hook.
• Ralph completely disavows, & not in the ironic way. He's actually getting mad (& I don't blame him).
• Time zones exist because the sun is small, space is fake, Earth is a basement
• If Earth is flat, then why do celestial bodies appear round? Optical illusion.
• Holy fuck is this guy retarded
• He also doesn't understand sarcasm
• Einstein is a moron & married his cousin.
• The sun is not round, it's just light reflecting off the dome (???)
• He knows domes are round, right?
• Are stars flat? No, they're luminaries. I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
• David: "A luminary is defined as a light in the sky." Ralph: [disgusted sigh]
• Extraterrestrial means they're coming FROM EARTH, DUH
• Chat is all tapping out, they are so fucking done
• This fucking mong just rubbed his eye after chopping hot peppers. Our genius guest, ladies & gentlemen.
• WHY IS NOBODY SAYING DOMES ARE ROUND
• Sunlight is a Tesla coil, there's a difference between sunlight & daylight
• Horizons are just air & weather patterns (???)
• Caller tries to reason with Flat Dave & he just yells "FALSE" over him
• Chat is rabid
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• Beautiful, @Sam Losco
• How can stars be real if our eyes aren't real
• Ralph starts laughing incredulously & Flat Dave gets defensive
• DOWNLOAD DAVE'S APP, JUST $2.99
• USE IT FOR TWO WEEKS & YOU WON'T BE A GLOBECUCK ANYMORE. NOBODY EVER BELIEVES IN THE GLOBE AFTER USING THE APP FOR TWO WEEKS, NOBODY
• Where does oil come from? First, dinosaurs are fake. The Earth produces oil like the body produces blood. WHY AREN'T THERE BONES IN OIL HUH
• Who really runs the Earth? Not the Rothchilds or the Rockefellers.
• Anti-masker because of course he is
• NASA doesn't have pictures of Earth
• Space IS fake & gay. Astronauts are all homosexuals
• You can't penetrate the Earth's "core" because I guess it's just like bedrock in Minecraft
• Molten cores are fake & gay
• Flat Dave is grilling this caller about brainwashing his infant children
• The infant is coughing & fussing into the mic. "I just got a chill down my spine. Is this my future?" Yes, Ralph. Yes it is.
• The Truman Show is actually about flat Earth
• Ralph fails at tard math & doesn't know trigonometry
• Geometry < SACRED geometry (???)
• Ding, is that Warski? I don't think I can handle retardation in stereo, you guys
• Caller tries to bait Flat Dave into saying the Holocaust is hoax & Ralph cuts him off.
• "Goddamn, this is retarded." --Warski
• Warski is actually the voice of reason here. Holy fucking shit I am losing my mind.
• Their argument has devolved into "no, I asked YOU first"
• Flat Dave inadvertently admits he doesn't fucking know anything about the shit he's saying
• Bibble chides Andy for being rude
• Why can't the moon illuminate all the clouds? Because it's small, like a lightbulb
• Warski is getting really fucking mad. For once, I don't blame him.
• @Sam Losco's stream just tried to kill itself. I know, little stream, I know.
• Flat Dave tries to explain eclipses to a Killstream panel sitting in stupefied silence.
• Ralph has been hyping this up for at least two weeks & he is barely breaking 1k.
• What's outside the dome? Don't know, can't get there.
• Alaska has weird sunlight because unintelligible gibberish. "It makes perfect sense."
• I think I'm now running a fever
• "Andy had more respect for mrgirl" lol
• Ding, someone else is here
• Astronauts will blow up in a vaccum. It's not like they're in pressurized suits or cabins or anything
• The universe is fake, the solar system is also fake.
• Are the elite Satanic pedos? Yes.
• THE GLOBE IS A SATANIC MODEL, LISTEN
• THERE ARE TOO MANY SIXES
• Aww, Flat Dave won't play D&D with Bibble.
• Australian caller: "Why does the sun move?" Dave: "It moves in circles."
• Dave doesn't know why the sun moves, he's not God
• Gravity is 96% dark matter
• Gravity is electric
• Good nightvision is illegal to use because we can see too far
• Flat Dave continues to not understand sarcasm or inside jokes
• Earth isn't a disk or a circle, it's flat.
• "But what shape is it?" "Flat."
• I think Andy has ragequit
• TIL flat is a shape. I guess they cover that in sacred geometry
• Cruises don't exist
• You can fake airplanes, but not cruise ships
• THE BALL IS A PRISON
• Flat Dave refuses to show proof the Earth is flat. WATCH HIS VIDEOS, DOWNLOAD HIS APP
• The moon is in Greenland
• SEASONS DON'T MAKE SENSE ON A GLOBE DUHHHHH
• You can't feel the sun in winter. Uh.
• No one wants to pay $2.99 for his shitty app
• An actual scientists comes on to explain science to this man. It goes about as well as you might expect.
• YOU HAVE NO PROOF GPS IS SATTELITES
• "Belief is the enemy of knowing"
• Ralph was hoping some experts would call in. Ralph greatly overestimates the intelligence of his audience.
• Scientist man can't get through to Flat Dave because he's delusional & rejects whatever he doesn't believe on zero grounds. Checkmate globecucks
• Flat Dave's high-pitched lispy voice reminds me of Linkara & now I can't unhear it.
• How can we conserve Antarctica while logging forests? CHECKMATE GLOBECUCKS
• A caller is encouraging the guest & I want to die
• Caller audio is fucked
• Just kidding it's back
• Callerbot was trying to update itself. I think it was trying to sunset itself
• YOU HAVE NO PROOF THE EARTH IS CONCAVE EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A DOME OVER IT
• Butters asks if this is a long-con to get money for his app.
• You can never get high enough to see the shape of the Earth, which is flat
• Spaceships land in the Bermuda Triangle
• All of the astronauts have twins, that's why the twins didn't show up to their funerals
• They didn't have twins, they're still alive.
• Butters' IQ points are dropping. I hear you, Butters.
• Warski asks if Flat Dave is into lolicon loooool
• The Flat Earth Society is lying, Dave is not them
• [Disgusted Warski noises]
• Flat Dave converted Sargon & his entire audience into flatchads.
• Flat Earth will free you from this slave prison & improve your life
• Flatoberfest 2020 in North Carolina! David tries to bribe Ralph with booze.
• David Weiss is sending Warski a free download code in hopes of converting him. I will await Andy's conversion in two weeks. DON'T FORGET ANDY
• Rex is coming back on to hang out with Warski. Holy shit, Rex must love Andy.
• An Israeli diplomat is flying his dirty clothes to the U.S. to make government employees wash it?
• Amy Coney Barret has been selected for the Supreme Court
• Upcoming shows & shillery
• More superberries
• "Ralph, you should name your child Gunter" loooool
• Someone said Ralph made 35k lemons
• "So much for that Ralph Retort abortion." Stay smug, Ralph, that always works out for you.
• Bye
• [outro]
• One more for the DLive crew
• Thanks for the hater & loser shoutout, Ralph. But you shouldn't say other people were born fucked up, considering you & your brother were, too. Glass houses, sir.
• [second outro: "Feathered Indians" by Tyler Childers]

Holy shit just reading the bullet points makes me want to eat a fucking bullet. I guess winning means inviting every homeless person that returns your calls to come on and carry your show for you while you ride the xanax wagon and cuck to your Chinese overlords so they don't take your lemons away.

 

[Spectre_06]

Cats would knock everything off the planet.

I see you are a fan of my research.

 

[Glade Candles]

Part of the Ralph cycle is him having to re-invent the narrative of his life with each batch of new viewers. If you've been following Ralph long enough, or have just read a lot of the thread, things tend to meld together. However, a few observations:

• He keeps changing his story on education. He used to claim that he graduated with his degree in political science. After it was proved he didn't, he claimed to have graduated high school before that was told by Zoom and then later confirmed by Ade. Now, he's back to claiming that he has his degree but now admits to GED (if even that's true, I wouldn't be shocked if he never graduated at all).
• Ralph routinely joked about not wanting a kid, it's been speculated by more than one person that Nora had wanted kids for a long time (possibly confirmed, but I'm not sure where it was said, so YMMV). Some have said that Ralph may have had a change of heart or is doing this to spite Null, but I think he hasn't changed at all. If Faith wasn't knocked up in LA (as some have speculated) then she would have been impregnated after she got out of the hospital, meaning after the revenge porn drop on Aug. 11. Faith (liar, manipulator) may have been given a child as price for her silence on that front. The clout he'd gain from transitioning into a "newly sober trad-dad" image would be a benefit.
  • Ralph announces the pregnancy (formally) via Tweet of the ultrasound appointment with a joke about his catch phrase.
  • Ralph has a long history of making jokes about miscarriages (Sargon's dinosaur, saying it was funny to him on stream, the recorded Rand call, and general jokes about the subject).
• Ralph can't commit to de-friending people. He sperged out at Dame and Nick last week, made up the next day. Dame keeps poking at him and he publicly disowns him. Nick talks to PPP, EZPZ talks about Ethan for 10 minutes, and Ralph posts-and-deletes at least twice making reference to not trusting anyone or killing lawyers. At least one of the lawyer-killing tweets is still up.

Ralph is currently in the "cleaning his life up" stage of recovery, and with the (supposed) baby on the way he's been given enough reason to keep it going. But he's gonna relapse eventually, that's part of recovery, and since Ralph's substance abuse come from a place of self-loathing and because he's not addressing the underlying reasons he drinks (being a tent pole in the Circus of Embarrassing Failure) it will cause a spiral and he'll probably miss a week of shows because he's on a bender, and either we'll finally have a Pillstream or Ralph's gonna beat the shit out of Faith.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Ralph is now on Andy Warksi's show, with rex and black pigeon speaks. They actually think they will be a showhost on infowars

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They are rewatching the boulder stream for the thousandth time. REMEMBER MATT??? DO YOU REMEMBER??? JAJAJAJAJAJA

 

[Glade Candles]

Ralph is now on Andy Warksi's show, with rex and black pigeon speaks. They actually think they will be a showhost on infowars

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They are rewatching the boulder stream for the thousandth time. REMEMBER MATT??? DO YOU REMEMBER??? JAJAJAJAJAJA

I said, "Andy is so dumb he let a flat Earther walk all over him" and muted immediately. You're a bitch, Andy! Your Mega Mind boyfriend isn't funny and you clap like a fucking seal to make him feel better.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph is now on Andy Warksi's show, with rex and black pigeon speaks. They actually think they will be a showhost on infowars

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They are rewatching the boulder stream for the thousandth time. REMEMBER MATT??? DO YOU REMEMBER??? JAJAJAJAJAJA

Guess I'll snipe for a bit:

 

[Had]

• Flat Dave is grilling this caller about brainwashing his infant children
• The infant is coughing & fussing into the mic. "I just got a chill down my spine. Is this my future?" Yes, Ralph. Yes it is.

He finally realized just how fucked he is