Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
JektheDumbass said:
Kind of a side question, but people keep calling Greer "bamboon". What's the story behind that name, out of curiosity?
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I don't have it on hand at the moment, but early on, he responded to a Facebook post about him with something completely out of left field like "I AM NOT A BAMBOON!"

And it just kinda stuck.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
I don't have it on hand at the moment, but early on, he responded to a Facebook post about him with something completely out of left field like "I AM NOT A BAMBOON!"

And it just kinda stuck.
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Kayli, who used to interact with him, left a comment where she jokingly used the name Saylor Twift. It got around 10 likes, which infuriated Russ so much he deleted her comment. He then posted about how he knew he was "making a bamboon out of himself" because someone else's comment was getting more likes than his own posts.
 
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2020 is the year where Russell returns to his former glory. Thanks, God, for blessing us with your favorite idiot.

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Well, he's not wrong. But what're the odds a judge will reach this point in the filing even without laughing?

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It took him two years to discover this, holy shit. :story:

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So where's your family to defend you, then, Russell? Why haven't they come to us to tell us how wrong and evil we are and that you are a perfect little angel who is misunderstood in the world? I don't doubt your parents know of this thread's existence, but maybe there's a reason only YOU are being sent to the front lines, and no one else is there to back you up?

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Russ, we wouldn't have known of your sex life if you had kept your affinity for hookers to yourself. You're the one making it public you can last twenty minutes inside a hooker.

Also can we talk about Exhibit V and how it destroys his argument he doesn't stalk women and doesn't like that people know about his sex life?
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You are totally a healthy male, Russ, with healthy masculine thoughts and urges.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
2020 is the year where Russell returns to his former glory. Thanks, God, for blessing us with your favorite idiot.

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Well, he's not wrong. But what're the odds a judge will reach this point in the filing even without laughing?
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And normal, productive people don't go around trying to sue Taylor Swift because she wouldn't accept a song. And I'd wager that most people on this site are more productive than Ratface.

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Russ, we wouldn't have known of your sex life if you had kept your affinity for hookers to yourself. You're the one making it public you can last twenty minutes inside a hooker.
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A whole 20 minutes? That's like some guy that thinks because he's got a huge swinging dick that's all he needs to bring to the table. Ask any woman out there what they prefer. Most of them will not say, "a remorseless engine of flesh pounding away for 20 minutes" or similar words to that effect. How you're able to work it is more impressive than your size or how long you can last.

But we're talking about Ratmouth here. It's all about bragging rights from him because he doesn't have anything else to go upon.
 
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Walking Clock said:
Kayli, who used to interact with him, left a comment where she jokingly used the name Saylor Twift. It got around 10 likes, which infuriated Russ so much he deleted her comment. He then posted about how he knew he was "making a bamboon out of himself" because someone else's comment was getting more likes than his own posts.
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And he angrily posted that people were supposed to like his posts, not the comments on them.
 
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My favorite parts are that he believes anyone who contacts him and reacts poorly is from KF, including actual reporters writing articles about him. So much so that he apparently thinks that the Medium guy who wrote the article is just a KF user who became a journalist just to ruin Russell.

And any time anything bad happens, it must be the Kiwis. Even if there is zero evidence. Even if there are very clear explanations of how this is about Russell’s actions.

This type of paranoia is not going to work well for him in his psych eval. I’m sure that it’s possible that sometimes it could be someone, but he seems to see links and connections that are simply not there.
 
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Plastic Inevitable said:
I believe that Dear Leader is still technically a resident of the US and is only elsewhere in the world on a tourist visa (last I heard he was trying to get to Finland, but I don't know if he managed to make it there - US process of service requirements for Finland).

If Null is not legally a resident of another country and is only staying there on a tourist visa, regardless of whether he is working or not as his work is done remotely, is it required for him to be served in the country he's currently in or is it acceptable to serve him at the mailing address he provides for legal correspondence? And is there consideration given for the fact that he's been out of the country for the past few years?
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Alternative service is certainly an option, and might even be permitted under the circumstances, eventually. All indications are that Null isn't exactly the easiest person to find, so it could get there at some point. However, it's more of a "all other conventional options have been exhausted" type of thing. You have to actually try something, frequently several somethings, before they'll grant it. Thus far, he hasn't attempted anything.

Realistically, it would take time, effort and some amount of money for Russ to get to that point, and I think we can guess as to whether he'll commit that to this endeavor.
 
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Crispeacock said:
Don't forget, he grabbed her pussy like his pal trump. Hes a fucking stud.
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It reads like what some 12 year old would have come up with when he tries to bullshit his friends that he went all the way with his girlfriend. You know, the one in Canada that nobody has ever met and he doesn't have pictures of.

I mean her "private place" was shaved. Who the fuck talks like that? The rest of it shows that Ratmouth has no business trying to write a screenplay, much less a book or lyrics to songs. He's got no feeling for language.
 
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