🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AltisticRight said:
The Bitchute link of the totally authentic Metokur video, uncensored:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/XHFIWAhU9Ohm/
I hope it's live soon, the author said it takes time for them to process shit or something.
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Is my internet just being gay or is it just not available? If not, anyone have a good link? I live in the middle of nowhere and have satellite internet that is between 3 - 5 mbps, no shit
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
I asked what Ralph thought of revenge porn.
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Imagine thinking a degree is impressive. Ralph, unless you're studying a hard science or medicine it's not impressive in the slightest. People earn degrees while spending those years drunk and high - a fucking redneck pill popper could do it!
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JF is borderline retarded and he has a PhD.. a degree means something, but that has been diluted so fucking much now.. And a Poly Sci degree means about the same as a gender studies degree.
 
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Sammich said:
JF is borderline retarded and he has a PhD.. a degree means something, but that has been diluted so fucking much now.. And a Poly Sci degree means about the same as a gender studies degree.
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it amazes me ralph tries to lead the people looking into his embarrassments into the weeds, he could have a million useless degrees, whatd he end up doing with them though even if you would count that an accomplishment? Nothing, he farms lemons from his own friends like a panhandler. Wow really useful degree. "uh well i make money!" even ignoring how small the amount is in exchange for the hellish existence ralph faces being him, who cares ralph? youre still a miserable alcoholic blacking out to desperately escape your own life.

these people keep trying to obfuscate basic facts, Dick asking his fans to get some flagged down off patreon is an attempt to deplatform whether andy could prove it was the actual cause or not, dick is a flaggot plain and simple. Dick defends simulations of little girls getting fucked including images in the likeness of real kids, hes an ardent defender of pedophilia and child pornography, plain and simple. Ethan is a drunken failure as he passes out reading his kiwi thread instead of his own wife who herself gunt posts.
 
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lmao sad
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Insane In The Membrane said:
Patience, kemosabe. He already filed a police report. This shit takes time to process.
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plus we know ethan will try and appear smug and ride out any amount of good will or positive image he can even if it were confirmed and inevitable and laid out in front of him. even if the police guaranteed him a jail sentence in say a month hed spend that entire month trying to look like as much of a winner as possible even if he knows later itll contradict the then plainly visible facts,

i mean hes doing that exact thing right now with his dying channel, panhandling his own friends to make it seem alive while the viewers drop by the hundreds day by day or week by week, and trying to say he makes his golden age savings of 50k each and every year with the plainly contrary stats. he flat out lied about his lemon total on dlive even though it took a literal second to prove him wrong, he told me flat out he made his entire lemon total in just a year even though dlive tracks his all time total lemon earnings, he made 22k over his entire career there but said its 27k yearly
 
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AltisticRight said:
The Bitchute link of the totally authentic Metokur video, uncensored:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/XHFIWAhU9Ohm/
I hope it's live soon, the author said it takes time for them to process shit or something.
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I uploaded it to Bitchute 4 hours before the YouTube premiere, and it's apparently still processing some 21 hours later. If it's not done soon, I might just make a sock YouTube channel and upload it there.

Jiz Oleman said:
He said in the chat that it wasn't needed because Jim has covered so many lolcows and all he had to do was combine phrases.

Think about that. All the idiots Daddy Jeemble has done vids on. Ethan making every single mistake that every single Jim target has made before him. In total.

Ethanol Liver Ralph, in other words, has, theoretically, made a list of all the fuckups guys like Jarbo, Projared, et al., have made, and checked them all off by his lonesome. He is a Guntdam of Fuckuppery.
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Yup. I realized this while making the TBOER video. LOLcow history repeats itself. There's really nothing Jim can say about Ethan Ralph that he hasn't already said before. If Jim made an official video on Ethan Ralph, it would probably sound exactly like the videos he already made on MundaneMatt, WingsofRedemption, Donga, Spoony, Shoenice, et al. The only thing unique about Ralph is that he embodies all of these people.

Jim has actually given Ralph some great advice for avoiding eternal humiliation on the internet. For a guy who supposedly respects Jim so much, you'd think ER would have listened to that advice. But like so many before him, he threw it all away to become a LOLcow. SMH.
 
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Faith isn't pregnant. Alcohol and pill abuse coupled with being fat as fuck with a micro penis means his sperm is even more retarded and unable to work than Ralph. Plus you need to be in the specific ovulation period at the right time and the chances decrease dramatically when the female doesn't have an orgasm during the sex which from the little effort Ralph puts in we know isn't true.

This is a good ruse to get the Vickers to go away though and it worked. We know that faith is a manipulative lying piece of shit who will do and say anything to get her way and this falls in line with that. I just wonder when the penny will drop for Ralph because I'm positive he is starting to believe the shit too. Somewhere down the line shes gonna have to fess up and say she was never pregnant. More likely, she will claim to miscarry and run off to either that creepy halfwaycrook cunt or back to her parents for prayers and healing.

I'm patiently awaiting the glorious results of Ralph finding out it was all lies and he goes on a rampage.
 
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