🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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This what I have for the Gunt Cycle right now but can't really think of anything to write in the blank spaces.
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Ralph has literally become the Ben 10 of ibs/skeptic community.

Flagging: mundane matt
Doxxing: kraut
Cucked: Bunty king
Groomer: JF
Internet tough guy: Tonka
Whipped by a feminist girlfriend: Chris Ray Gun
Fat: Failure/quartering
Dirty: Britanny Venti
Deplatforming scam artist: based mama
Miscarriage/aborted: sargon (maybe)
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You forgot ProJared, whipping his dick out in front of the entire internet.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Ralph has literally become the Ben 10 of ibs/skeptic community.

Flagging: mundane matt
Doxxing: kraut
Cucked: Bunty king
Groomer: JF
Internet tough guy: Tonka
Whipped by a feminist girlfriend: Chris Ray Gun
Fat: Failure/quartering
Dirty: Britanny Venti
Deplatforming scam artist: based mama
Miscarriage/aborted: sargon (maybe)
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Tokolosh said:
You forgot ProJared, whipping his dick out in front of the entire internet.
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Also; embarrassing sex tape: Mumkey Jones.
 
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bugfy said:
Gotta be Ralph. The original is still up on KillallPedos YouTube page.

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For now...

Burger Fox said:
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So....youtube didnt even let me process the video. What the fuck.
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Try removing one or two seconds from the end, and reupload. Maybe if it’s a slightly different file, the bot won’t recognize it.

EDIT: here is an alternate uncensored version, with Jim executing Ralph in the gas chamber. Might be a risky upload, but it’s a different file and the bot probably doesn’t recognize it yet.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
For now...

Try removing one or two seconds from the end, and reupload. Maybe if it’s a slightly different file, the bot won’t recognize it.
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On it


4str4staleatherbelt said:
Ralph probably flagged TeaClips cause he doesn't like her. I doubt anyone else will get flagged. @#KillAllPedos should get all the views tbh. It was a well done video.
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Not about the views, its about keeping a video up that Ethan hates.


David Spadem said:
Try and avoid any swearing too in the description.
I got to upload mine but it stopped processing since I haven't verified my account.
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Will do, preciate it!
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
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Try removing one or two seconds from the end, and reupload. Maybe if it’s a slightly different file, the bot won’t recognize it.
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@#KillAllPedos mad respect for that video. Not just the technical excellence, but the way it tells the story is spot on. You're infinitely better at impersonating Jim than Gaytor could ever dream to be.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
Ralph probably flagged TeaClips cause he doesn't like her. I doubt anyone else will get flagged. @#KillAllPedos should get all the views tbh. It was a well done video.
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I don’t really care if my video gets less views. I’m happy to see it mirrored anywhere. I consider it property of the Internet now.
 
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Typewriter 1914 said:
Thank you, just can't tell half the time if the issue is on my end or not.
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It's not your satellite for sure, still not up as of now, been more than 12 hours since I watched it. Oh well.

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I uploaded it to Bitchute 4 hours before the YouTube premiere, and it's apparently still processing some 21 hours later. If it's not done soon, I might just make a sock YouTube channel and upload it there.
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Is the uncensored version just Ralph getting Zyklon'd? I thought there was more. I guess you can just clip that bit out and upload it here.

CORRUPT🍀 said:
Actually he could be work out to make a nice steak. I thinking we could have a Kobe of wagyu beef situation here, he's sitting around all day and never exercising like he's veal and he's practically marinated in whiskey.

Believe this would all contribute to a few choice gunt cuts. The liver would be fucked. The dogs get that. But the back steaks could maybe be good. I can just imagine the nice marbling.

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Would have been autistic rated if you got the facts right, but it's just dumb. Without "powalevelling" too much, that's not how wagyu works at all. Firstly, you need a pure breed, Ralph is a genetic abomination. On top of that, there's dietary, recreational, and training requirements for the cow, Ralph's diet consist of Makers Mark, cheeseburgers fished out of the trash, potato chips, and brown starfish. Environment is also an important factor, Guntsville is an environmental hazard. The Guntshed is near a rubbish dump, close to one of the biggest cemeteries I've fucking seen, and by a hospital.

Australian Wagyu is getting closer to its Japanese counterpart because of good environment and high standards. Still, it's no where close to Kobe Wagyu, which is in another league. Japan has an association that tests, auctions, and examines the beef. Only a tiny portion can be considered the highest grade Kobe Wagyu. Other variants of Wagyu is simple. You see, the Japanese hold this stuff close to home, they preserve the good stuff for themselves unlike China and America which exports and good stuff and leaves shit to the citizens. Basically, you can't get a pure breed cow. However, you can get cow semen. Australian Wagyu farmers import Japanese cow semen and mass impregnate local cows, basically forcing and accelerating evolution.

Highest grade Wagyu is very fatty and just melts in the mouth. I prefer a little bit of bite, so do most people.
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I recommend MS5-7, doesn't break the wallet.
 
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