Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KiwiKunt!!]

Yup, this is the first message Becky ever sent to Amber:
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Am I the only one who read that in Becky's 'Deputy Dawg with a head trauma or Droopy' voice

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Nah AL was asking methMom if she was okay cause she knowsBeggy is fugly.

That's exactly how I read it...a sarky 'are you feeling ok?' - the implication being Amber really doesn't think Becky is sexy or cute hence there must be something wrong with Kristine for her to say so...

So passive-aggressive - I'd feel sorry for Becky but then I remember she's a grown adult who could leave Albert any time she wanted to...seems to me she either has a humiliation fetish or she's just perfectly happy wiping 600lb ass and being disrespected in exchange for colouring books and snapbacks

 

[wilderbeans]

Stephanie Cianfriglia/SapphireCrimsonClaw/Yarrow Brown in the Tumblr forum is the best under appreciated thread on the site. She is, by any definition, the perfect cow.(or possibly potato)

Yes! Just started reading cause you recommended, this bitch is fucking nuts!!!! In such an entertaining way. I second highly recommended.

 

[marjoram]

I haven't been watching the Amberverse for the longest time, so yes, I agree, Zombecky must have been last year, me thinks it was the last quarter of 2019, maybe even during vlogmas? I remember that scene where Amber is sitting on the couch and talking and Becky walks through the living room like a ghost. Wasn't this scene cut and made into a meme and played over and over?

Yeah, it was around vlogmess. As bolth their birthdays are around that time too, I remember Thumb's birthday "dinner" of "soup beans" that Eric fucked up like the sped he is. ZombieThumb was in full lobotomy then.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Yeah, it was around vlogmess. As bolth their birthdays are around that time too, I remember Thumb's birthday "dinner" of "soup beans" that Eric fucked up like the sped he is. ZombieThumb was in full lobotomy then.

Here’s the video. Even though “Becky’s Birthday” is in the title she only appears for a few minutes because god forbid the attention go to anyone but Amber.

 

[wilderbeans]

That's exactly how I read it...a sarky 'are you feeling ok?' - the implication being Amber really doesn't think Becky is sexy or cute hence there must be something wrong with Kristine for her to say so...

So passive-aggressive - I'd feel sorry for Becky but then I remember she's a grown adult who could leave Albert any time she wanted to...seems to me she either has a humiliation fetish or she's just perfectly happy wiping 600lb ass and being disrespected in exchange for colouring books and snapbacks
[/QUOTEi see what you are saying but do you really think she would say that when Becky can see? I do think it’s more about her mom saying sexy

 

[draculasestateagent]

Here’s the video. Even though “Becky’s Birthday” is in the title she only appears for a few minutes because god forbid the attention go to anyone but Amber.

also i can’t remember the video title but the vlog where amber got becky the ravenclaw sweater and she had to zip it up for her and help her put it on becky looked like a corpse the entire time, she barely smiled and she’d lost a bit of weight by then (which she has now gained back).

 

[497]

I'm not disagreeing, I'm just trying to follow the crumbs. The part I'm stuck on is Al and Nena knowing each other and Al dating Thumb without Al knowing Nena was the ex. I have no idea if that made any sense...

I think it's one of those things we'll always wonder because AL changed the story up so many times.. I always thought AL and Becky hooked Nena and Krystle up but I guess there's more to it. Maybe the other way around?

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Not sure if Amber said anything about her FitBit
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[kiwirevolving]

Her Bluetooth wasn't on so that didn't allow her to share her steps

YouTube keeps giving her errors whenever she tries to upload

Damn this technology just getting in Amber's way smh

 

[Owlflaps]

Her Bluetooth wasn't on so that didn't allow her to share her steps

YouTube keeps giving her errors whenever she tries to upload

Damn this technology just getting in Amber's way smh

I'm sure it's totally not because she's incompetent with simple technology or she's a lying liar who doesn't want to be held accountable for being a lazy fuck. /sneed

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

Have you checked out the thread on Samantha Violet Bushart? You won't be disappointed.

Wow. Her (and her orbiters') brutal redneck rape of the English language is almost too much to handle. No wonder someone like ALR sees herself as a gifted writer and poet if there are these kind of examples around (and ofc I am not perfect either but I am no native speaker).

 

[Saint Alphonsus]

It's pretty clear that Amberlynn has failed the first rule of spiritual discernment.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

It's pretty clear that Amberlynn has failed the first rule of spiritual discernment.

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I don't believe Big Al has neglected any of the seven deadlies:

1. Lust
2. Gluttony
3. Greed
4. Sloth
5. Wrath
6. Envy
7. Pride

 

[Fleasburger]

I don't believe Big Al has neglected any of the seven deadlies:

1. Lust
2. Gluttony
3. Greed
4. Sloth
5. Wrath
6. Envy
7. Pride

8. Fat

 

[Saint Alphonsus]

8. Fat

That's the wound inflicted by gluttony.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

It's pretty clear that Amberlynn has failed the first rule of spiritual discernment.

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The more I learn of St Ignatius, the cooler he becomes. Soldier, missionarie, founder of Jesuit order, ... outspoken on mookbongs? Bravo sir, true piety indeed.

I think they're referring to when Amber stays at home/in the car and has Becky on Facetime while shopping. She can see what is being bought and also keeps tabs on Beggy so she doesn't step out of line. While she's not physically there, Big Al is always there.

Yes, exactly. Thanks homie

 

[Frogamber]

I think I don't understand why she couldn't update? I mean yes you need the Bluetooth to sync the fitbit with the app, but just do it now? Or does fitbit allows to sync at most a day worth of data?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I think I don't understand why she couldn't update? I mean yes you need the Bluetooth to sync the fitbit with the app, but just do it now? Or does fitbit allows to sync at most a day worth of data?

Firstly, your username and av , both fucking rock!

Secondly, the answer is simple: there were no steps to be had. She is a constant "body at rest".

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think I don't understand why she couldn't update? I mean yes you need the Bluetooth to sync the fitbit with the app, but just do it now? Or does fitbit allows to sync at most a day worth of data?

She is using the "dog ate my homework" gambit. We saw it used when she could not weight herself because of the "wonky" batteries on the scale, or could not post a video because of the "bad" wifi. I am sure that next time she tells us that she walked for 50 minutes, she would have, unfortunately, forgotten her fitbit, and her Apple Watch, and Becky was away, etc.