🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

For now...



Try removing one or two seconds from the end, and reupload. Maybe if it’s a slightly different file, the bot won’t recognize it.

EDIT: here is an alternate uncensored version, with Jim executing Ralph in the gas chamber. Might be a risky upload, but it’s a different file and the bot probably doesn’t recognize it yet.

Local upload. 360p to keep the size manageable

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Bitchute (should be done processing in 1hr or so)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/zLogt1qOPam2/

BrandNewTube. First attempt at using the site. May take time to show up like Bitchute. Rather ominously it says the video is 'being reviewed'.

https://brandnewtube.com/watch/71Rz89weHPf2pTO

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Probably average female American weight, so yes.

It's a very unimaginative insult for Ralph to call someone 'fat'.

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

the marbling doesnt just come because the cow is fat as fuck. it needs to eat the right things too. since all ralph eats is cheeseburgers out of garbage bins he wouldn't be a good bit of steak at all. its why theres no kobe cows all around the world because the diet and the soil in the ground all creates the cow the way it is. change one bit of it and its never going to be the same.

If anything ralph would be a gigantic shipping container of lard grease

I'm not arguing I'd sserve you a perfect wagyu gunt, but rather that we could actually have something potentially tastier than. Dude take a look at him, he's fat. All soft and as long as you aren't trying to cook the actual gunt you could definitely get a few cuts that I feel would be decent. Also were taking a corn fed gunt here, he'd have to be eating corn a little while and losing softly in the dark

i have noticed that, was there a time when he seemed happy around faith? pre chris stream before he knew she was a guntposting alawg like us? or was it just the hollow "ill own them and nora and make em all jealous!" vibe the whole time

plus the state of the gunt shack and genius quotes like "i will make every dime possible off this child"

ohh shit I didn't even think of cps. This is a whole new field. Those people are hardcore. Once there in the door they to never leave. I'm not even sure what I think of it. They will absolutely spirit the kid away once they've seen a few choice clips of him saying shit like he usually would.

Making a prediction now: Vickers has already thought this and this is why he's quieted down, maternal grandparents are top choice for looking after the litttle tadpole. I do think this is kinda dar though.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

There's nothing wrong with rippin a line of bolivian marching powder here and there at a show/party but what fucking loser does blow(or addies) to sit on their ass and stream? That's fucking sad dude.

I think that's how he manages to stream for 12 hours at a time, which is even sadder.
Imagine doing lines just to play ten straight hours of Microsoft Flight Simulator.

 

[FM Bradley]

I don't think so, no. It's just Ralph being Ralph.
Remember, he called Ade a fat bitch, too, & she looks pretty mormal-sized to me.


I'm not sure it's cocaine, since he's constantly bringing up how he hasn't done it in a year--though he could very well be lying--but I suspect he's snorting Adderall or something.

Reethan is likely snorting Adderall, I agree.

Tardski is DEFINITELY snorting Adderall at the least, but more likely crystal meth. He's hopping around and stimming like a full-on non-functioning autist. I blame this on Kyler, because AIDS Moby is definitely on crystal meth, no question, hands down. The dead-eyed shark glare. Wound up so tight and never lets go until someone in chat says something mildly antagonistic, and then the flurry of Womanly Behavior happens. Fucking Oklahoma GRIDS faggot.

You'll notice that Andy was only mildly twitching and gurning a couple weeks ago. He likely got an Adderall script, then burned through it, and then Kyler probably told him to quit fucking around and go for straight-up crystal meth, and now Andy is swaying around like Stevie Wonder...at least until chat pisses him off and then he goes full Mommie Dearest.

As you'll see, Sieg Kyler and the Windowlicker are two opposite ends of the meth behavior spectrum: either you turn into a statue or a blithering pile of spastic fail, respectively.

And all the while, Tardski can truthfully say he hasn't done cocaine in x amount of months.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I think that's how he manages to stream for 12 hours at a time, which is even sadder.
Imagine doing lines just to play ten straight hours of Microsoft Flight Simulator.

I would fucking kill myself.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Reethan is likely snorting Adderall, I agree.

Tardski is DEFINITELY snorting Adderall at the least, but more likely crystal meth. He's hopping around and stimming like a full-on non-functioning autist. I blame this on Kyler, because AIDS Moby is definitely on crystal meth, no question, hands down. The dead-eyed shark glare. Wound up so tight and never lets go until someone in chat says something mildly antagonistic, and then the flurry of Womanly Behavior happens. Fucking Oklahoma GRIDS faggot.

You'll notice that Andy was only mildly twitching and gurning a couple weeks ago. He likely got an Adderall script, then burned through it, and then Kyler probably told him to quit fucking around and go for straight-up crystal meth, and now Andy is swaying around like Stevie Wonder...at least until chat pisses him off and then he goes full Mommie Dearest.

As you'll see, Sieg Kyler and the Windowlicker are two opposite ends of the meth behavior spectrum: either you turn into a statue or a blithering pile of spastic fail, respectively.

And all the while, Tardski can truthfully say he hasn't done cocaine in x amount of months.

I sincerely doubt they're doing meth, at least Andy. I don't know any of those other people you're talking about nor do I care. Meth use is a seriously noticeable thing so long as you actually have experience with IRL tweakers.

(Sorry for a possible double post)

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

All this talk of flagging and bots makes me wonder if you couldn't build a scrambler for mp4 files. E.g. chop the video up into 1-second chunks or as close as possible to cut on a keyframe and have some sort of pseudorandom scrambling of them. Then you'd pass a key via another channel. The key would just be the seed of the pseudorandom number generator. So with the right key, the video would descramble. Otherwise, it would be all fubar, hopefully, enough to confuse automatic content ID.

Military spread spectrum systems do pseudo-random frequency hopping but I will get Poloniumed if I go into more details on a US site.

 

[Glade Candles]

OK, one more ask and then I'm pretty much done. Anyone have Bibble's avatar?

 

[gay cowboy]

I'm not sure it's cocaine, since he's constantly bringing up how he hasn't done it in a year--though he could very well be lying--but I suspect he's snorting Adderall or something.

They're both likely on adderall. It's a relatively easy script to get and since Ralph seems to have experience getting his hands on pills/scripts he obviously does not need, I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to talk a dr into writing him one for adderall.

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wow really? His hit pieces read like a teenage girl's blog.

35 year old mans attempt at a serious journalism website is indistinguishable from a 16 year old girls tumblr page.

 

[FM Bradley]

Meth use is a seriously noticeable thing so long as you actually have experience with IRL tweakers.

Spoiler: I tried to avoid this pl, i apologize

I spent eight months of 2004 wide awake and pinned in one position just like Kyler. After I quit (I like eating, sleeping and playing video games too much, and meth ruins that), I also had two jobs dealing with flailing speds like Warski, usually kicking them out of the establishment. It was karmic punishment of the most appropriate kind.

Also, regarding Ralph, it'd be easy as fuck for him to get Adderall. My doc tried to get my fat ass on it a couple weeks ago and I flat out refused and told him to never bring it up again. I have a friend who's just a fat alcoholic bitch and she somehow scammed her a script and now she's fucking intolerable AND insane.

It's not mere projection or speculation. It's based on research.

Also, respectfully, the reason I bring up the guys you don't know/care about is because they're all one little tight-knit quilting circle of cunts who trade tips on how to most efficiently bore the aylawgs for hours on end each night.

Anyone doubting Warski is a hardcore speed user now need only look at his jaw in comparison to past images.

 

[Revo]

For now...



Try removing one or two seconds from the end, and reupload. Maybe if it’s a slightly different file, the bot won’t recognize it.

EDIT: here is an alternate uncensored version, with Jim executing Ralph in the gas chamber. Might be a risky upload, but it’s a different file and the bot probably doesn’t recognize it yet.

You did a very good video documentary on ralph.
I watched the whole video and i want to point out that Projared is still doing good now on the internet despite the fact that his dick pics are shared on the internet.

 

[Glade Candles]

OK, one more ask and then I'm pretty much done. Anyone have Bibble's avatar?

Found it, made a cutout:

 

[Burd Turglar]

Spoiler: I tried to avoid this pl, i apologize

I spent eight months of 2004 wide awake and pinned in one position just like Kyler. After I quit (I like eating, sleeping and playing video games too much, and meth ruins that), I also had two jobs dealing with flailing speds like Warski, usually kicking them out of the establishment. It was karmic punishment of the most appropriate kind.

Also, regarding Ralph, it'd be easy as fuck for him to get Adderall. My doc tried to get my fat ass on it a couple weeks ago and I flat out refused and told him to never bring it up again. I have a friend who's just a fat alcoholic bitch and she somehow scammed her a script and now she's fucking intolerable AND insane.

It's not mere projection or speculation. It's based on research.

Also, respectfully, the reason I bring up the guys you don't know/care about is because they're all one little tight-knit quilting circle of cunts who trade tips on how to most efficiently bore the aylawgs for hours on end each night.

Anyone doubting Warski is a hardcore speed user now need only look at his jaw in comparison to past images.

I don't doubt Andy is sniffin addies on the semi reg but full on meth is doubtful. If he is using meth, he's got some great genetics as he's not showing any physical signs of the deterioration associated with regular use/abuse. I'll speculate that he's tweeking when I start seeing some picking sores at the least.

As for the other people you're talking about, feel free to DM with some evidence or something to sway my opinion. Andy is already f-tier enough that I wouldn't give a fuck about him if I hadn't enjoyed a few of his vidyas when Chris was still around back in the day.

 

[Sam Losco]

All this talk of flagging and bots makes me wonder if you couldn't build a scrambler for mp4 files. E.g. chop the video up into 1-second chunks or as close as possible to cut on a keyframe and have some sort of pseudorandom scrambling of them. Then you'd pass a key via another channel. The key would just be the seed of the pseudorandom number generator. So with the right key, the video would descramble. Otherwise, it would be all fubar, hopefully, enough to confuse automatic content ID.

Military spread spectrum systems do pseudo-random frequency hopping but I will get Poloniumed if I go into more details on a US site.

There's things you can do without going all military tech. You can find uploads of movies and shit where they avoid the content ID system by mirroring the video, changing brightness, messing with frame size, cropping, playing it in a small window in an overlay, and fucking up the audio so it's barely listenable.

I was wonder if it was possible to avoid music content ID by plastering a freq over the whole thing that isn't audible to humans, but would maybe throw off the fingerprinting. Then I thought that the fingerprinting is probably filtered to only audible ranges anyway so doing this wouldn't have any effect.

I wonder if messing with pitch would screw it up.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

New article up: The Seetheful Mindset. Read along as Seethan destroys TeaClips with cope and denials.

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Spoiler: The Article

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This fuck writes like a fifth grader.

"The whole reason I've gotten known in the first place is because of extreme pettiness and nasty takedowns."

It's a shame that Nora decided to leave Ralph before he figured out how to operate the speak and spell on his own. Became known, Ralph, not "gotten" known. One doesn't "gotten" anything, you faggot, they became/become. Unless they're you, then they just rest in situ and spew misery until they die.

Here's another helpful tip: an ellipses is a series of three dots, not two. If you'd actually gone to college you would have learned the basic Chicago standard (or even the faggotty AP standard for "journalism") but instead you sat around getting fat and failing to bang black women. I'm not going to argue with you about whether the ellipses should be spaced out though, I think that's petty and a purely stylistic choice.

Point is Ralph isn't a journalist, he's a diarist and he's awful at it. Most people at least write how they speak but he writes like he learned everything he knows about writing compelling arguments in a 90s-era Yahoo Chat room.

Also way to go being womanly livejournaling your Internet feuds with women, peak alpha-chad behavior right here.

 

[Faalbian]

I don't think so, no. It's just Ralph being Ralph.
Remember, he called Ade a fat bitch, too, & she looks pretty mormal-sized to me.

As if Ralph has the right to call anyone else a fat bitch. But then, he also thinks his girlfriend is a hot 18 year old piece of ass. Time for him to go to the optician and get a pair of glasses.

I just read his article and it sucks balls.

 

[Glade Candles]

Alright, it's done: GuntTales

 

[FM Bradley]

I don't doubt Andy is sniffin addies on the semi reg but full on meth is doubtful. If he is using meth, he's got some great genetics as he's not showing any physical signs of the deterioration associated with regular use/abuse. I'll speculate that he's tweeking when I start seeing some picking sores at the least.

The sores come from the impurities in street meth (and exacerbated by compulsive behaviors some people latch onto), which is why you see less of that in Adderall users. They also take some time to show up, if they ever show up (I never had them, but then again I just had a comparative cup-o-coffee in that realm.)

In the mean time, again, I point to the twitching and the jaw grinding and bitch-like behavior amplified past your normal historic Warski levels, in so far as physical signs go.

I apologize for being pedantic and stretching out the argument, and will drop it...at least until the next time Tardski does tard shit while breakdancing in his dad's office chair.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Alright, it's done: GuntTales

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I thought the face you used for Faith was PPP for a moment.

Ralph your girl looks like a fat Canadian man.

 

[Spectre_06]

Have either Dame or Rekieta seen the video or said anything? Dame should put it on his channel since Ralph seems to be reporting every copy he can find.

Rackets knows of the video but to my knowledge he hasn't watched it. He's under the impression Jim actually made it, or at least he was when he asked me about it.