šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ade said that during the time she was dating him, Ralph wasn't eating much, but I'd bet you he feasted like a king in 2018 back when he was rolling in money.
 
Kenobi said:
Ade said in the harvest stream that the gunt eat very little and is obese cause he drinks a fuckton.
Some BMR calculations
5 foot 7 is 170.4cm
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Ralph claims to be under 300 pounds but there is no way

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Comparing him to these people, i estimate that Ralph seems to be around 320 pounds or 145kg
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Realistic gunt proportions (i think atleast?)

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A big bottle of makers mark is 1 litre and costs 38 dollars.
33.8 oz to a litre.
2322 kcal to a litre of makers mark.
According to National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism a drink of hard liqour is definded as 1.5 oz and if you drink more then 4 drinks a day then you are an alholic.
Generaly people say that it can vary from 4-22 drinks a day deping on how big of an alcoholic you are.

So lets say Ralph is a midtier alcholic and sucks down 14 drinks a day or 21 oz a day.
Thats 1445 calories or 23.5 dollars.
But you canĀ“t live of makers mark alone.
Food intake varies but for a big boi like ralph eating next to nothing proably looks something like this:
He proably starts his day off with a sandwich, lets go with 2 ham and cheese sandwiches totaling to around 700 or so calories.
Then lets say he eats a fastfood meal. Lets say a day big mac co with fries and soda its around 1100. 1800 total.
1800+1445=3245. So the gunt is growing just at a slow speed
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Your calculations are a bit off i might add. He starts his day (at 7 pm) with the finest of trashburgers from the nearest trashcans. Then he proceeds to gulp down 1 bottle of Maker's Mark along with a tube of Xanax and some of his mother's medication. Then its time for some excercise, Faith is there chained to the bedpost preoccupied with her PS4, while suddenly a wild gunt appears. She tries to run but it was not very effective! The gunt then uses slam it was super effective! Then after that he proceeds to do some warmup pulls with his coathanger. After that its time for lunch, (normally this is where most people eat dinner but the killstream starts in a bit) Ralph hastily first sends an Uber to pick up Sandra for some looting pillaging and dialysis while he drives to the local gas station. The little Arbys installation there feeds him with the finest of delicacies, all filled to the brim with fat and grease enough for the gunt to be appeased. While the gunt is tending to itself, it is time for Ralph to masterfully devise strategic tweets to annihilate those pesky ayyy lawwgs. Then he drives back and its time for the show. After the show he has another dinner, chicken sandwiches California style, the secret ingredient: salmonela, cooked by Faith. Then he collapses and crushes his childbride inbetween his guntcheeks so she doesnt get away and then it starts all over again.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Your calculations are a bit off i might add. He starts his day (at 7 pm) with the finest of trashburgers from the nearest trashcans. Then he proceeds to gulp down 1 bottle of Maker's Mark along with a tube of Xanax and some of his mother's medication. Then its time for some excercise, Faith is there chained to the bedpost preoccupied with her PS4, while suddenly a wild gunt appears. She tries to run but it was not very effective! The gunt then uses slam it was super effective! Then after that he proceeds to do some warmup pulls with his coathanger. After that its time for lunch, (normally this is where most people eat dinner but the killstream starts in a bit) Ralph hastily first sends an Uber to pick up Sandra for some looting pillaging and dialysis while he drives to the local gas station. The little Arbys installation there feeds him with the finest of delicacies, all filled to the brim with fat and grease enough for the gunt to be appeased. While the gunt is tending to itself is time for Ralph to masterfully devise strategic tweets to annihilate those pesky ayyy lawwgs. Then he drives back and its time for the show. After the show he has another dinner, chicken sandwiches California style, the secret ingredient: salmonela, cooked by Faith. Then he collapses and crushes his childbride inbetween his guntcheeks so she doesnt get away and then it starts all over again.
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>you dropped your lawwgs
 
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Glade Candles said:
So after about a day of being unblocked by Ralph, he finally blocked me again. He was even coward enough to block me just after sending his last tweet, so I wouldn't be able to respond to him:

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The amount of seething in these replies holy shit.

Ralph, you have nothing to show for the money you made because it hasn't improved your quality of life in the slightest. You always bring up money as a point of success, but you are revoltingly fat and live with mum and honestly you probably won't do the decent thing and move out into a nicer house and bring your mum with you.

Fuck, people on welfare have nicer houses and live better than you.
 
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Hackallier said:
Funny thing is, they are extra butthurt since some of his fans are room temp IQ enough to be fooled by a spliced audio vid that it was really Jim. I've been trying to find those tweets, but they must have deleted them out of embarrassment. Only one in that direction I found:
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There are some albeit PPP fans who thought that was the real deal.

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Tell you what, ignore what I said. Better to pretend this is real just to give everyone the impression that Metokur is turning his back against Ralph. It can only do Ralph more harm.
 
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Sriracha said:
Ralph is probably insecure eating in front of women because he has the self esteem of a teenage cutter. He probably binge eats after every killstream because he doesn't drink water, only soft drink so his body is in a perpetual state of dehydration confused as hunger.
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Is that a real thing or a meme?
I can get that eating infront of a hot girl is dificult but Ade and faith arenĀ“t you know.... Conventionaly beautifull lets just say.

MeltyTW said:
i dont really buy the ralph not eating alot thing i think he justs insecure in front of dates everytime we see his meals its always high amounts of high calorie food, including at one point eating huge plates of fried seafood a day
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I legit think Ralph is to fucking lazy to cook. When i was a fatfuck (138kg) i didnĀ“t really eat anymore food then a regular person i just drank a fuckton of soda.

All becomes gunt said:
Your calculations are a bit off i might add. He starts his day (at 7 pm) with the finest of trashburgers from the nearest trashcans. Then he proceeds to gulp down 1 bottle of Maker's Mark along with a tube of Xanax and some of his mother's medication. Then its time for some excercise, Faith is there chained to the bedpost preoccupied with her PS4, while suddenly a wild gunt appears. She tries to run but it was not very effective! The gunt then uses slam it was super effective! Then after that he proceeds to do some warmup pulls with his coathanger. After that its time for lunch, (normally this is where most people eat dinner but the killstream starts in a bit) Ralph hastily first sends an Uber to pick up Sandra for some looting pillaging and dialysis while he drives to the local gas station. The litle Arbys installation there feasts him with the finest of delicacies all filled to the brim with fat and grease enough for the gunt to be appeased. While the gunt is tending to itself is time for Ralph to masterfully devise strategic tweets to annihilate those pesky ayyy lawwgs. Then he drives back and its time for the show. After the show he has another dinner, chicken sandwiches California style, the secret ingredient: salmonela, cooked by Faith. Then he collapses and crushes his childbride inbetween his guntcheeks so she doesnt get away and then it starts all over again.
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Do you guys think he ever had to lie to his mom that he had been eating fast food that day?
NAH MAMA IM ON DA FATCAMP PLAN. THE CLERK FROM MCDONALDS DOESNT EVEN SCREAM IN TERROR WHEN HE SEES ME ANYMOĀ“
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>mid tier alcoholic
>14 drinks a day
>mid tier

Kenobi, I know you dropped this as a subtle cry for help. We're here for you, you don't have to struggle alone.
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Listen i canĀ“t cope with being less succesfull then gator. All i wanted in life is to be a cohost on the killstream.
I even sent in my best jimimpression and gator called it cringe. How do you deal with being called cringe by gator without hard liqour?
Im gonna be honest cheif im not a drinker i took the number from qurora and ramped it up a bit cause its Ethan we are talking about.
 
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If the goal was to get the video removed, Iā€™d say the plan backfired, as usual:

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Thanks to everyone who mirrored it BTW. I realize this carries a risk of getting Guntflagged. Thanks for taking that risk.

Hackallier said:
Funny thing is, they are extra butthurt since some of his fans are room temp IQ enough to be fooled by a spliced audio vid that it was really Jim. I've been trying to find those tweets, but they must have deleted them out of embarrassment. Only one in that direction I found:
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Those responses caught me off guard TBH. I thought it was pretty obviously a comedy/parody video derived from old Metokur clips.

REGENDarySumanai said:
Now they need to make an automatic sweeper and he would be out of a job.
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Well, thereā€™s this...

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Glade Candles said:
So after about a day of being unblocked by Ralph, he finally blocked me again. He was even coward enough to block me just after sending his last tweet, so I wouldn't be able to respond to him:

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>remember all the metrics
ralph ...... your show is declining hard even by the official dlive metrics, you make a little above the lowest minimum wage even counting things like patreon and merch sales, and you can only do that not from grass root genuine support but by begging your friends. Your views are tanking hard youve lost a least a hundred views or so just recently and you peak now at what was for a while your audience average for a normal show, less than that even.

no one buys your show is this monetary success and even if we did we only contradict it to annoy and enrage you because we know everything else in your life is destroyed, you knocked up some rando highschool whore to desperately emulate accomplishment lol. Null isnt going to be jealous because he also has crazy female orbiters hes just (afaik) smart enough not to impregnate one out of desperation

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The hacker known as teaclips ever destroys members of the guntguard with her goon army
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lmfao the gunt guard is just reject paypiggies bullied by women and simps :story:
they get btfo by flat earthers and bullied by women!

Kenobi said:
I legit think Ralph is to fucking lazy to cook. When i was a fatfuck (138kg) i didnĀ“t really eat anymore food then a regular person i just drank a fuckton of soda.
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probably microwaves it, plus he has a kitchen bitch now
 
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