Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Based Papa John]

June is only a "libertarian" in the sense that she doesn't want anyone telling her what to do. Just like she's only "socialist" in the sense that she thinks it would be great if everyone just, like, shared and was taken care of by social programs if they needed anything. She's literally that joke about how left wing libertarianism is a lazy five year old's description of an ideal society.

You've just encapsulated pre-GamerGate skeptics in a nutshell.

As for the Libertarian Party being a fed gay op to destroy libertarianism in America, that's completely unsurprising given the way it's run. There's a reason most libertarians stopped bothering with it and became Republicans or Independents years ago.

Do you mean that a wannabe mainstream political party shouldn't have conventions where speakers strip on stage or that sane candidates shouldn't be booed for not wanting the sale of crack to kids to be legal?

 

[Petronella]

She's bitter and resentful.
Bitter she was used as a cum dumpster for a fat troon chaser (although the more unhinged she becomes, the more it seems she was the problem).
Resentful that others she knew are moving on in life and happy.

Look at who Socialism/Communism appeals to.
She's getting retweeted by people like this:
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Bitter, resentful people.
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And of course, much like June, people with no identity or individual thought of their own.
Can't like anything that might accept your comrades, amirite, unique, special folks?

And June still expects anyone not to think she's, if nothing else, a commie sympathizer?
Fuck the grift; this is just outright shamelessness on June's part.
You are profiting from peddling an ideology that has killed and starved hundreds of millions and left nations as wastelands. You virtually have no moral ground to call Hitler disgusting.

You deserve your bitterness and resentment, June.
And I will point and laugh as these pages chronicle how your ugliness consumes you.

P.S. This fucking take:
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NoT rEaL cOmMuNiSm gUyS!
WhAt eVeR mAkEs yOu tHiNk CoMmUnIsM hAs aUtHoRiTaRiAn eLeMeNtS?
pLs IgNoRe yOuR hIsToRy BoOkS bTw; It'S fAsH!!

I thought that was that Kiwi girl Greg was thirsty for until I looked closer and saw the piercings.
Do these chicks have a uniform or something?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

P.S. This fucking take:
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NoT rEaL cOmMuNiSm gUyS!
WhAt eVeR mAkEs yOu tHiNk CoMmUnIsM hAs aUtHoRiTaRiAn eLeMeNtS?
pLs IgNoRe yOuR hIsToRy BoOkS bTw; It'S fAsH!!

Oh gosh darn, I bet his dad felt real silly when he found out that wasn't real communism he was fleeing from.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

If I had to guess, (just looked up the Vaush guy) its because they have similar facial features and shes looking for a replacement. Don't girls usually look for a dude who looks a lot like their dad? What's Shoe's dad look like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jy0VlqVXDE

Her dad looks like thunderf00t.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jy0VlqVXDE

>Q&A with parents
>Q1: What do you think of Shoe's videos
>"Shoe? Who's shoe?"

OUCH that was tragic. Your daughter is Internet Famous (TM) and you don't even know her Internet name? Pretty sure June is looking for a cyber-daddy because her parents clearly don't pay attention to anything she does. Either that or June hides everything from them. Bad either way.

 

[Based Papa John]

I thought that was that Kiwi girl Greg was thirsty for until I looked closer and saw the piercings.
Do these chicks have a uniform or something?

It seems that way. And they're all on the internet, for some reason...

>Q&A with parents
>Q1: What do you think of Shoe's videos
>"Shoe? Who's shoe?"

OUCH that was tragic. Your daughter is Internet Famous (TM) and you don't even know her Internet name? Pretty sure June is looking for a cyber-daddy because her parents clearly don't pay attention to anything she does. Either that or June hides everything from them. Bad either way.

That would explain a lot. My guess is that June hides everything from them. Either that, or they've pretended that their nearly 30-year-old daughter who has been engaged and now lusting after another fat NEET is totally okay for sake of appearances.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

No love for her commie dickriding but will once again announce my total amusement at people, this far into her heel turn, still expressing shock and hurt at her "betrayal".

>Q&A with parents
>Q1: What do you think of Shoe's videos
>"Shoe? Who's shoe?"

OUCH that was tragic. Your daughter is Internet Famous (TM) and you don't even know her Internet name? Pretty sure June is looking for a cyber-daddy because her parents clearly don't pay attention to anything she does. Either that or June hides everything from them. Bad either way.

Also this is good. Keep your nonsense away from family members. Why make shit any weirder than it already is.

 

[Chilson]

Also this is good. Keep your nonsense away from family members. Why make shit any weirder than it already is.

I don't know, it is pretty strange that they seem to have no idea how she makes money. I understand not watching her content, that makes sense, but not even knowing her username? My parents don't understand what I do, but they at least show some kind of interest whenever I talk to them.

 

[Ita Mori]

Yeah, the idea that your parents have no idea what it is you do all day or how you make money by staying on your ass all day in your room and ask no questions is weird.
You'd think they'd be curious as to what their near-30 year old daughter is up to or at least when the hell she's moving out and on.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Also this is good. Keep your nonsense away from family members. Why make shit any weirder than it already is.

It's a YouTube channel though, not an OnlyFans. Also not like she was ever "Filthy Frank" levels of edgy or anything.

No love for her commie dickriding but will once again announce my total amusement at people, this far into her heel turn, still expressing shock and hurt at her "betrayal".

The writing was on the wall years ago.

 

[Based Papa John]

Yeah, they idea that your parents have no idea what it is you do all day or how you make money by staying on your ass all day in your room and ask no questions is weird.
You'd think they'd be curious as to what their near-30 year old daughter is up to or at least when the hell she's moving out and on.

That assumes that they are good parents, but judging how June turned out, that's hard to say.

 

[SBG]

Being incompetent about using social media or the internet in general isn't that strange for a lot of people so I can't fault the parents not knowing Shoe's internet identity. It's not like she has Markiplier or Ninja type fame where she'd show up on news sites. They probably know enough that she's making a decent living and figure that's nice.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

The concerning part is that it seems like they didn't actually even talk about these things, not even minutes prior to literally filming a Q&A about her fucking channel.

Really screams "Daddy issues" to me but maybe I'm retarded.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Thats not true, even 30 year old Long Island Wops arent trying to be fuckbuddies with a fat hipster, also i dont keep up enough to know if someone mentioned this but the only reason shoe went full commie is that she knows how much money there is in this and she knows vaush is the kingpin of this sector. Its the same reason she tried to get with the rest of breadtube. Honestly though if she had any self awareness she would be trying to get with the little indian man on flagrant 2, that podcast just started this year, its not an obnoxious politcal one but a bland comedy one (its hosted by ex-guy code comics) and its surging in patreon numbers because normies only just discovered podcasts. Plus they live in new york so she could be closer to her family and smelly rap loving indians love italian long island bullshit. Also that smelly indian said he loved big fake tits on spinners so she's already his type.

If she was genuinely into finding a man to gold dig she should have used her e-fame as a way to leappad into the NY comedy podcast scene 5 years ago. Even if she didnt get mullen or the chapos, a lot of the other comedians got pretty nice podcast money. She could have a dumb pod on riotcast, compound, gas digital, cavecomedy or sirius and not have to humiliate herself and get rejected on Twitter like a girl 3x her size.

I dont even think Vaush even considers her anything beyond a gold star caller, have they done shows together? Has she donated money?

That needs to be in the headding for this thread Vaush simp

That Indian dude on Flagrant 2 has already done way, way better than June could ever hope to be (even though he legit looks like a guy women would instinctively shield their children from). I doubt he'd even smash and dash her aging ass.

 

[Robert James]

Yeah, the idea that your parents have no idea what it is you do all day or how you make money by staying on your ass all day in your room and ask no questions is weird.
You'd think they'd be curious as to what their near-30 year old daughter is up to or at least when the hell she's moving out and on.

I'm assuming they heard she makes money from internet videos and they just assumed she was some type of stream thot.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I miss edgy girls circa 2008 when they were just into drugs, raves and dressing like whores, now it's all communism and retardation.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Got nearly 30k likes so she's not going irrelevant any time soon. The part where she's screwed is that she is tossing off any centrists/right wingers from her audience, which means she'll have to stick to pandering to the left to have an audience to pay her. There's even the chance that she could end up growing her audience due to having latched onto breadtube, since part of what these groups help with is promoting each other through exposure with their social media and livestreams. Though this also means you have to fall in line with the group, echoing the opinions of whoever looks most popular, to ensure they don't cast you off.

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If you check Graphtreon she looks to be doing better than ever with her patreon. So she has a great financial interest in openly loving Vaush's politics.

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So she's definitely not losing money by pandering to far leftists.

Bitches about capitalism ... While profiting from capitalism. Waiting for her Michael Moore moment from back in the late 2000's when confronted about his hypocrisy: "I profit from my movies? Well, I can't help that people like them and spend money to see them!"

In every way imaginable, she is truly the "not like other girls" meme. She thinks she's giving hot takes and being "so different" from everyone else when it comes to politics, yet she acts like every single other socialist thot out there.

This is why Greg dumped her. She is truly a dime a dozen. Greg can always find a younger and hotter version of her.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Bitches about capitalism ... While profiting from capitalism. Waiting for her Michael Moore moment from back in the late 2000's when confronted about his hypocrisy: "I profit from my movies? Well, I can't help that people like them and spend money to see them!"

In every way imaginable, she is truly the "not like other girls" meme. She thinks she's giving hot takes and being "so different" from everyone else when it comes to politics, yet she acts like every single other socialist thot out there.

This is why Greg dumped her. She is truly a dime a dozen. Greg can always find a younger and hotter version of her.

Greg dumped her because he bought into the idea that he was some sort of rockstar and didn't need the bald bitch wonder anymore. Outside of youtube conventions though I don't see him slaying much puss with his fake ass nerd shit and lookee me I want to believe bullshit.

The real question at hand, who's going to start an onlyfans first?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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Her dad looks like thunderf00t.

That's her mom? Damn, MILF city. She's hotter than June. I'll bet her hair is real too.

 

[SBG]

Bitches about capitalism ... While profiting from capitalism. Waiting for her Michael Moore moment from back in the late 2000's when confronted about his hypocrisy: "I profit from my movies? Well, I can't help that people like them and spend money to see them!"

In every way imaginable, she is truly the "not like other girls" meme. She thinks she's giving hot takes and being "so different" from everyone else when it comes to politics, yet she acts like every single other socialist thot out there.

This is why Greg dumped her. She is truly a dime a dozen. Greg can always find a younger and hotter version of her.

I'm hoping Greg is able to lighten up a bit after dumping the basket case that is Shoe and loses some weight and gets a new woman that can talk about cryptids with him. Had to be depressing and annoying to deal with Shoe all the time given the state she's in.

Seeing what he dealt with is forcing me to have a soft spot for him.