Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

Nobody cares what celebrities any of you have run into.

Is this gonna be a redux of “my favorite foods”?

u jelly, fam?

All these go to show that the average reaction towards a celebrity is indifference, until you actually meet them and find out that they are generally hooman beings like me and thee.

Russhole still seems to view Taylor Swift and other female 'celebs' as NPCs in the game of the Life of Russell Greer, and it pisses him RIGHT THE FUCK OFF that these NPCs don't follow what he assumes to be the game mechanics.

Unfortunately, Russ thinks he playing Candy Land when he's actually playing the Game of Life, and he obviously rolled past that square where you meet your wife and spawn 1d6 kids, except he dosen't realize it. Nor does he realize that the Mental Institute and Hospital squares are coming up mighty fast, wether or not he drives a car or walks as a single pegger in the Game of Life.

 

[Constellationzero]

Just saw this trailer for Butternut the Movie: Caged.

Mark my words, this greaseball is VERY fucking capable of committing acts like these.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I don't understand why a 30 year-old man would make it his life's mission to impress a teen-idol. But if I were to try to impress Taylor Swift, I wouldn't write her a song or try suing her; I would maybe try to start by starting a band, and maybe in 5 years get national radio-play, then nominated for a Grammy.

Even then, you're not going to "impress" her. Maybe she'll recognize you or appreciate you as an artist. But that's not guaranteed, and not worth the effort if that's your end game.

I never really understood how people gush over celebrities. I've met Anne Hathaway and I didn't give a shit. I was like, " oh, I've seen a few of your movies, cool. You're a lot shorter than I imagined, it was nice to meet you." There are more interesting people who aren't famous that I'd rather spend time with. Celebrities live in such a different world than us, that there's little to nothing you can relate to with a majority of them.

He made impressing Taylor his life's mission because she represents everything he wants. He wants to be seen with famous women, he wants to be admired and envied, and he wants mainstream fame and adoration. Taylor Swift is just about as mainstream as it gets, and she's attractive, which are the only things Russ looks for in a woman, so Russell, thinking he's the only nice guy in the entire universe, fixated on her. He wants to "woo" Taylor because he sees her as an easy "in" in the entertainment industry. If he can go on a date with her, he thinks he can piggyback off of her fame to get famous too. He wants people to envy him, all those dang dirty trolls and everyone else who told him "no" will be sorry when he becomes the guy who won a date with Taylor Swift. If he goes out with her, he thinks people will envy him, people will be nicer to him, etc.

He thinks "wooing" famous women will help him climb the ladder of fame easily. Russell has said before that he doesn't want to form a band and work his way into the music industry, he doesn't want to start small, etc, and he thinks he shouldn't have to. He wants to go straight to the top, because he's disabled and in his mind that means he shouldn't have to work for things. He also doesn't enjoy music, he just sees it as a means to an end, that end being fame and 10/10 pussy, which is why he doesn't want to start out small. His obsession with impressing Taylor and other celebrities comes from his desire for shallow, vapid fame and admiration. A pathetic, delusional dream from a pathetic, delusional man.

 

[Danke]

This right here summarizes how Russell sees himself, and how everyone sees him.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Can't have it both ways, Russhole! I'm pretty sure you can't simultaneously sue two different people claiming they are both completely responsible for the same harm you're alleging. It's like trying to accuse two different people of murdering someone the exact same time in the exact same way while also claiming they both did the murder alone without help.

Not only can you not charge two people with the same crime, if you can't prove that one of them in particular is guilty, they're both going to walk. There was a case where two identical twins were able to walk on murder charges, even though there was DNA evidence. Identical twins have (mostly) identical DNA, so that evidence wasn't able to pinpoint one or the other; the prosecution didn't have any other evidence to prove which twin was guilty, so both of them walked.

 

[Sam Losco]

Just saw this trailer for Butternut the Movie: Caged.

Mark my words, this greaseball is VERY fucking capable of committing acts like these.

No he's not. He'd never get anywhere near finishing a cage build. He'd try and order shit online and get the wrong shit. Or he'd get parts but not know what tools to use. His crippled hands can't hold tools well enough to put shit together.

The worst I could see Russ doing is assault. I don't think he's brave enough to even get a gun. Maybe he'd try and stab a girl, but that's about it. I doubt he's that strong either. He probably wouldn't be able to grab a girl and keep her from getting away. All a girl would have to do is keep zig zagging side to side to get out of his sight.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

Let's be real, star buddy would manage to trap himself in the cage somehow.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Oh yeah? Well I just went to Firestone and I paid them with my credit card. That fat son of a bitch bled the SHIT out of my brake lines! You mad at all the mad car repair I'm scoring? You jelly?

Oh sure, you can brag all you want, but every time I let a man bleed my brake lines and rotate my tires, I’m the whore!

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

No he's not. He'd never get anywhere near finishing a cage build. He'd try and order shit online and get the wrong shit. Or he'd get parts but not know what tools to use. His crippled hands can't hold tools well enough to put shit together.

Thats assuming he would be considerate enough about it to actually take the effort to build a proper sized cage. He would probably say fuck it and cram them in a dog cage or something since im sure to him the only thing that would matter is whether or not he could fit him his dick between the bars

 

[AbraCadaver]

No he's not. He'd never get anywhere near finishing a cage build. He'd try and order shit online and get the wrong shit. Or he'd get parts but not know what tools to use.

Thats assuming he would be considerate enough about it to actually take the effort build a proper sized cage. He would probably say fuck it and cram them in a dog cage or something since im sure to him the only thing that would matter is whether or not he could fit him his dick between the bars

Knowing how Russ has approached tasks his whole life, the cage would have three sides up and the fourth would be still in the box, but dammit Lisa, he made an effort, which is more than some other men would do, and anyway he has Moebius and anxiety, so you should stay in the cage just as if it were complete! Or do you hate the disabled, Lisa?!

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Knowing how Russ has approached tasks his whole life, the cage would have three sides up and the fourth would be still in the box, but dammit Lisa, he made an effort, which is more than some other men would do, and anyway he has Moebius and anxiety, so you should stay in the cage just as if it were complete! Or do you hate the disabled, Lisa?!

I could see him being delusional enough to think he would be able to just convince them to be his sex slave with his wooing words after kidnapping them and they'd just roll with it.

Im doubting it would ever happen but i would love to see him make a fetlife profile like Lucas did and try his shit there. He would get some of the bluntest rejections possible and itd be fucking hilarious

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I could see him being delusional enough to think he would be able to just convince them to be his sex slave with his wooing words after kidnapping them and they'd just roll with it.

Im doubting it would ever happen but i would love to see him make a fetlife profile like Lucas did and try his shit there. He would get some of the bluntest rejections possible and itd be fucking hilarious

I wonder if he thinks wooing words is a legal thing like fighting words. You're legally compelled to suck him his penis if he uses wooing words.

 

[theshep]

So what happens with this now? Is it that a judge reads it and decides that they have no jurisdiction and/or he hasn't served Josh and/or the 'Kiwifarms website'?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Not only can you not charge two people with the same crime, if you can't prove that one of them in particular is guilty, they're both going to walk. There was a case where two identical twins were able to walk on murder charges, even though there was DNA evidence. Identical twins have (mostly) identical DNA, so that evidence wasn't able to pinpoint one or the other; the prosecution didn't have any other evidence to prove which twin was guilty, so both of them walked.

But Russ can't get anyone to actually prosecute a criminal case for him.

It's not uncommon for litigants in civil court to plead in the alternative. The court can decide whether one defending party is responsible, both are partially responsible, or sometimes EITHER can be completely responsible.

 

[Fapcop]

For some reason he changed it recently. I don't have sophisticated Forensic Files style equipment but they look like scanned in copypastas in both cases:

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What the fuck kind of signature is that?!?

I’m starting to think Greer is legitimately retarded. As in fitting under the medical definition of retarded, with a signature like that.

 

[moorhen]

You know, it’s kind of surprising that Rusty’s never attempted to sue a former employer for discrimination after he’s been shitcanned.

I’d assume, if Russell was a normal person, it’s because he knows that he has no case because he’s behaved like an absolute muppet.
However, it’s Rusty, and he hasn’t actually sued them because they’re not outright denying him puss, only the means to pay for said puss.

That’s all his lolsuit against Nool boils down to. He’ll never be able to date like a normal human being because all of his terrible actions are archived for the world to see. He thinks if he can get the farms taken down he can go back to venmo-ing Instagram models in peace.
It’s hilarious how transparent his actions are.

 

[Kosher Salt]

It's not uncommon for litigants in civil court to plead in the alternative. The court can decide whether one defending party is responsible, both are partially responsible, or sometimes EITHER can be completely responsible.

The burden of proof required in a civil case is significantly lower than it is in criminal cases. In a civil case, you have to prove the defendant's liability "by a preponderance of evidence," which basically means it's more than 50% likely that your claim is true. In a criminal case, the defendant's guilt has to be proven "beyond a reasonable doubt."

That said, I don't think Russ could convince any jury that there's a more than 50% chance that either Taylor Swift or Kiwi Farms is responsible for all of his plights, so the fact that he's claimed that both are entirely responsible for them just makes his claims all the more ridiculous.

What the fuck kind of signature is that?!?

I’m starting to think Greer is legitimately retarded. As in fitting under the medical definition of retarded, with a signature like that.

It's a touch-screen signature. According to the PDF metadata, the software that was used to produce them was:

"iOS Version 13.7 (Build 17H35) Quartz PDFContext; modified using iText® 7.1.6 ©2000-2019 iText Group NV (Administrative Office of the United States Courts; licensed version)"

I assume it has some sort of freehand line drawing tool that he used to create his "signature."

(Russ apparently used Quartz PDFContext for iOS; the court's electronic filing system also added its own info to the PDF's producer field when it modified them to stamp the filing info onto each page.)

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I wonder if he thinks wooing words is a legal thing like fighting words. You're legally compelled to suck him his penis if he uses wooing words.

Im pretty sure under Greer law if they say anything to him that could possibly be interpreted as wooing words they're contractually obligated to drop to their knees on the spot if he responds with wooing words or theyre liable for emotional damages. Not an expert in Greer law though so i could be wrong

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That’s all his lolsuit against Nool boils down to. He’ll never be able to date like a normal human being because all of his terrible actions are archived for the world to see. He thinks if he can get the farms taken down he can go back to venmo-ing Instagram models in peace.
It’s hilarious how transparent his actions are.

Of course he needs to blame the Farms for all his woes. If it wasn't for us documenting everything that he puts out then the only person he could blame is himself and if there's one thing that Ratmouth can't do is to shine the light of truth over himself. That would mean acknowledging his wrong doings and that he creeps women out from his actions alone.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Well if there's one thing I learned, "ratmouth" triggers him almost as much as laugh emoji's, so I will be using that for him from now on.