Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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NeoGAF Lurker said:
That’s because he’s balding. So his long hair is a big Trump-style combover. If he got a buzz cut like he did during the Dr. Phil days, he would look like Maddox now.
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I've noticed from making videos on him that he has two strategies for hding his hairline.
1. The Tuck
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Strands from the front of the head are tucked into the earphones on the side facing camera giving the impression his hairline comes down further than it really does.
2. The Poof
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Hair from the middle of the scalp is puffed up under the headphones and drawn forward giving the impression of thicker hair at hairline. There's one video I have somewhere where he really obviously does the poof while putting on his headphones.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
I've noticed from making videos on him that he has two strategies for hding his hairline.
1. The Tuck
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Strands from the front of the head are tucked into the earphones on the side facing camera giving the impression his hairline comes down further than it really does.
2. The Poof
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Hair from the middle of the scalp is puffed up under the headphones and drawn forward giving the impression of thicker hair at hairline. There's one video I have somewhere where he really obviously does the poof while putting on his headphones.
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not only is his hair very weird, buts he got an alcoholic moon face too
 
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Faalbian said:
Don't forget the man bun. If you watch the PPP/Rekieta stream, he immediately went to the man bun when a superchat mocking his baldness was read. He's super self-conscious about it.
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More recently too in the warski debate someone called them the manbun and the Mexican and dax goes "phew i thought I was gonna get manbun there". Definitely a sore spot for him.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
I've noticed from making videos on him that he has two strategies for hding his hairline.
1. The Tuck
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Strands from the front of the head are tucked into the earphones on the side facing camera giving the impression his hairline comes down further than it really does.
2. The Poof
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Hair from the middle of the scalp is puffed up under the headphones and drawn forward giving the impression of thicker hair at hairline. There's one video I have somewhere where he really obviously does the poof while putting on his headphones.
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Christ he is looking rough these days. That alcoholism isn't doing him any favors.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
Here's something I just remembered that might be worth re-examining: a user with the name "bald eagle" showed up on the tds reddit in early 2017 to defend Maddox and "expose" Dax. Many believe this person was Metal Jess, but I don't think it was ever confirmed. It definitely seems like a woman's writing though. Either way, there are a couple interesting bits in here

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Plot twist- I remember this happening. One of Dick’s fans was so loyal they ardently coaxed info out of that person to try and figure out who it was so they could inform on them to dick. If my memory is correct, the user who did this (now deleted) was u/thechickofdestiny... someone who had a pretty good reason to delete an entire username.
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I set it up, someone knock it down.
 
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break these cuffs said:
As far as I remember, I don't listen to Dax, he started fucking 80's girl after her and Maddox broke up. I never understood how getting your friend's sloppy seconds was an alpha move. Maddox wasn't over her and got really asshurt over it.
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They were broken up for 3 years before the wedding. However as I pointed out with my Maddox having a single shred of humanity, I believe he was pissed for 2 actual reasons that are far more understandable then "I'm obsessed with this girl I'm in love with still".

- Maddox knows the kind of bullshit Dax pulls on the people he dates. While he may not give a shit if some rando chuckle fucker wants to get pumped, dumped, and treated like shit women that Maddox actually cares about he will give a heads up warning to. An example of this is Dax told the story of making out with Maddox's illustrator on New Years eve, then when she told Dax "I just wanna be friends" he cut ties and began shitting on her and calling her a "cum rag"
- Maddox was trying to get a regular 3some thing going on with Marie and Jess since Marie is the kinda whore who will have sex with all her friends if she isn't dating someone and Dax cock blocked him. It also makes sense if he was sperging about Dax being the one who was dating her and cock blocking him cause Dax would know what Maddox was trying to pull off.

Not saying Maddox wasn't a retard, but I think we all kinda realize now that Dax is full of shit so I'm going back and reading between the lines.
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From what I've been told, at least 1: Marie. She aborted the child she wanted so desperately with him, sent her cat off to the pound to help him feel less insecure, and in return she gets called retarded on his podcast. I don't even pity her anymore tbh
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LMAO, wait hold up my n-slur....
She not only killed the cat, but she aborted her kid for Dax?!?!
When did this happen?
Also this is 100% in line with Dax's behavior. He was a Tom Lykis worshiper and probably wanted to try pulling off a "Hail Mary" (when you knock a chick up and say 'I wanna have kids with you, I really do, but now is not the right time. Our finances aren't in order. [insert excuse here] and that is not what is best for our family. Please, lets give our future child a chance." and when they have an abortion you dump them.)
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
LMAO, wait hold up my n-slur....
She not only killed the cat, but she aborted her kid for Dax?!?!
When did this happen?
Also this is 100% in line with Dax's behavior. He was a Tom Lykis worshiper and probably wanted to try pulling off a "Hail Mary" (when you knock a chick up and say 'I wanna have kids with you, I really do, but now is not the right time. Our finances aren't in order. [insert excuse here] and that is not what is best for our family. Please, lets give our future child a chance." and when they have an abortion you dump them.)
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I would be surprised if Dick's sperm were not as lazy and worthless as he is given his substance abuse.
 
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Faalbian said:
Don't forget the man bun. If you watch the PPP/Rekieta stream, he immediately went to the man bun when a superchat mocking his baldness was read. He's super self-conscious about it.
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Do you have screencaps by chance? Can't find the man bun online.
 
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LMAO, wait hold up my n-slur....
She not only killed the cat, but she aborted her kid for Dax?!?!
When did this happen?
Also this is 100% in line with Dax's behavior. He was a Tom Lykis worshiper and probably wanted to try pulling off a "Hail Mary" (when you knock a chick up and say 'I wanna have kids with you, I really do, but now is not the right time. Our finances aren't in order. [insert excuse here] and that is not what is best for our family. Please, lets give our future child a chance." and when they have an abortion you dump them.)
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One of my buddies did that when he was in the Van Wilder seven year bachelor's program, but married her after school. She hasn't been able to get pregnant again because she was a bit older than us so she's like 34 now. It's pretty much destroyed his marriage and everyone expects them to get divorced over it in the near-ish future. I told y'all that so I can tell you this, if Dax did that and Marie really has bpd the day she realizes that was her shot at a baby and it's gone now is the day Dax has the craziest day of his life.

Last winter shortly before the coof he had a guest on, I think it was the Earthworm Jim guy, And, he was talking about how kids Nate the best and Dax confessed that everyone tells him he should get married and settle down, and he acted like he was really preparing him self to step up the plate and become a man. Too bad it didn't pan out.
 
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waffle said:
Last winter shortly before the coof he had a guest on, I think it was the Earthworm Jim guy, And, he was talking about how kids Nate the best and Dax confessed that everyone tells him he should get married and settle down, and he acted like he was really preparing him self to step up the plate and become a man. Too bad it didn't pan out.
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I think that might have been Molyneux.
 
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One of my buddies did that when he was in the Van Wilder seven year bachelor's program, but married her after school. She hasn't been able to get pregnant again because she was a bit older than us so she's like 34 now. It's pretty much destroyed his marriage and everyone expects them to get divorced over it in the near-ish future. I told y'all that so I can tell you this, if Dax did that and Marie really has bpd the day she realizes that was her shot at a baby and it's gone now is the day Dax has the craziest day of his life.

Last winter shortly before the coof he had a guest on, I think it was the Earthworm Jim guy, And, he was talking about how kids Nate the best and Dax confessed that everyone tells him he should get married and settle down, and he acted like he was really preparing him self to step up the plate and become a man. Too bad it didn't pan out.
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Oh man. Can you imagine the shit storm Dax is in for when Marie finally has had enough of his shit and dumps his ass? If he thought the leaks from the hesitant airheaded Bikini Model were bad, just wait until the BPD afflicted barren latina who he jerked around for 4 years decides to start drilling some holes in his canoe. Jamie's medium article is going to look like a puff piece compared to what she's going to have in store for him. He better pray that she takes a payoff like Nora did for Ralph.
 
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Boogie "shot at." So he missed. Why does this not surprise me?


Also, think back to BPITU. You know how so many of their problems were something the other was up to? Remember episode 69, when Maddox brought in "Poly Evangelists?"
 
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