US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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potatoe said:
Biden can’t even perform with cue cards, teleprompters, ear pieces, and people finishing his sentences for him. Chris Wallace can toss him softballs all night long, it’s not going to help him.
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I expect at least three flubs from him tomorrow (assuming he'll actually debate). Things like saying something obviously wrong (180 years ago he joined the senate), losing his train of thought (MSNBC interview recently), or just rambling a point incoherently (many, many times). But they can ignore this. We need something so shockingly evidential of his decline that it's inexcusable. And as much as I am a doomer, as you said even with everything working in his favor he's managed to make these fuck-ups. With Trump there prodding him, I just hope he wanders off stage or something, or like rushes Trump and challenges him to a fistfight.
 
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Tathagata said:
I expect at least three flubs from him tomorrow (assuming he'll actually debate). Things like saying something obviously wrong (180 years ago he joined the senate), losing his train of thought (MSNBC interview recently), or just rambling a point incoherently (many, many times). But they can ignore this. We need something so shockingly evidential of his decline that it's inexcusable. And as much as I am a doomer, as you said even with everything working in his favor he's managed to make these fuck-ups. With Trump there prodding him, I just hope he wanders off stage or something, or like rushes Trump and challenges him to a fistfight.
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That will never happen, but what we do know is that there will be comedy. Just by itself will make it a debate worth watching. Trump should go all in.
 
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Boy, that "debate prepping" he's doing every single day sure is paying off. Look at how smoothly and effortlessly he can make all of his points in a completely friendly, low-stress, no-pressure interview with the most Biden-friendly network on television.
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This is a few pages ago but this really summarizes how probably all Democrats feel about Joe whether they admit it or not. Check out at 0:11 how she shuts her eyes and just sighs the same way a parent does when their kid shits their pants for the 5th time.

This guy needs a liberal news anchor to help him remember basic things, he's going to get completely raped at the debates.
 
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If you can't win in Texas, cheat in Texas.

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Biden’s Texas Political Director Implicated in Massive Mail-In Ballot Harvesting Scheme in Harris County
By Debra Heine • September 28, 2020
A Biden Campaign operative in Texas is attempting to rig the 2020 election with the help of others in a massive ballot harvesting scheme, according to two private investigators who testified under oath that they have “video evidence, documentation and witnesses” to prove it. With the help of mass mail-in ballots, the illegal ballot harvesting operation could harvest 700,000 ballots, one Harris County Democrat operative allegedly bragged.
The investigators—a former FBI agent and former police officer—claim that Biden’s Texas Political Director Dallas Jones and his cohorts have been “hoarding mail-in and absentee ballots” and ordering operatives to them fill out for people in Harris County illegally, “including dead people, homeless people, and nursing home residents in the 2020 presidential election,” Patrick Howley of the National File reported.
While law enforcement agencies are reportedly investigating these potential crimes, nothing will be done about it until “well after the November 3, 2020 election” the former FBI agent said.
Dallas Jones was appointed the Biden campaign’s Texas Political Director in late August.


Mark A. Aguirre and Charles F. Marler provided sworn affidavits as part of a class-action lawsuit in the Texas Supreme Court, Steven Hotze, M.D. et al., against Harris County and the state of Texas.
The National File obtained the private investigators’ affidavits.
In his testimony, Aguirre stated that he is a retired captain with the Houston Police Department and now a private investigator.
“I am currently involved in an investigation related to a wide-ranging and fraudulent ballot harvesting scheme in Harris County intended to rig the elections in the Houston/Harris County area. This scheme involves voter fraud on a massive scale,” he stated.
Based on interviews, review of documents, and other information, Aguirre identified three individuals, including a state senator and the Harris County Commissioner, who are working with Jones on the ballot harvesting operation: “District 13 Texas State Senator Borris Miles, who is the handler of Mr. Jones, political consultant Gerald Womack, and Precinct 1 Harris County Commissioner Rodney Ellis.” Aguire added: “One of the companies these individuals are using as a front for this operation is AB Canvassing, although there are others that have been identified that we are investigating.”
Aguirre noted that the ballot harvesters have been exploiting the elderly with the complicity of nursing home staff.

Private investigator Charles F. Marler stated in his testimony that he formerly worked for the FBI where he was an Investigative Specialist “conducting undercover operations on espionage and terrorist targets.”
Marler stated that former Harris County Clerk Diane Troutman was so concerned about being implicated in the fraud, she resigned earlier this year, citing “person health reasons.”


Marler stated that the harris County Commissioner “was not deterred and continued to move forward with the plan to mass mail ballots and expand the illegal ballot harvesting scam.”
“In December of 2019, I was approached by two individuals who witnessed activity from an illegal ballot harvesting operation in Harris County. Since that date, I have been investigating the illegal ballot harvesting operation,” he testified.

Citizen journalist Colleen Vera had previously discovered evidence of what appears to be a massive vote harvesting ring operating in the state of Texas involving mail-in voting and various Democrat political campaigns.
Vera’s evidence includes video of a Democrat campaign surrogate harvesting mail ballots from a nursing home during a 2018 primary race, and audio of a Democrat campaign worker admitting to harvesting ballots from a nursing home, and mail-in ballots from Harris County that all have the same handwriting and envelope process.

According to the National File, the ongoing private investigation is working with law enforcement.
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Apparently, this was found to be harvesting 700k ballots for Biden, almost enough to flip Texas in 2016. Just imagine in other states what their operation is.

They are going completely all in on cheating because they know Biden would never win on a fair playing field.
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It's 300% funnier to me that it happened in HARRIS County.

It makes me think that the Dimocrips are somewhat kinda fucked right about now...
 
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The debate format is sort of perfect for an empty vessel who can't think on his feet. He's told the subjects in advance, it sounds like they're gonna try to prevent the candidates from taking directly to each other.

The network that has Donna brazille as a regular contributor also is not above suspicion for just giving the biden campaign all the questions in advance.

What are the odds trump's microphone has some weird problems like last time?
 
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Bidenbros we got a Peace Prize too!
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The reason for their nomination is even less than it was for Obama.

A member of the British Parliament on Tuesday announced he has nominated Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden for the Nobel Peace Prize.
“When others have resorted to violent solutions, [Biden] has argued that the best force is the force of argument,” Chris Bryant, a member of the Labour Party, told the Standard. “Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world.”
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Chris Bryant is a member of the UK Labor Party by the way.

Imagine being so mad at Trump earning 3 nominations that you need to nominate a corpse to make it seem competitive.
 
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Bidenbros we got a Peace Prize too!
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The reason for their nomination is even less than it was for Obama.


Chris Bryant is a member of the UK Labor Party by the way.

Imagine being so mad at Trump earning 3 nominations that you need to nominate a corpse to make it seem competitive.
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So Biden got nominated for his ability to argue? If he does badly at the debates, I'm not sure if that would age well.

But I think he'll do fine
 
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The reason for their nomination is even less than it was for Obama.


Chris Bryant is a member of the UK Labor Party by the way.

Imagine being so mad at Trump earning 3 nominations that you need to nominate a corpse to make it seem competitive.
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Going by that idiot's logic, Hitler and Mao should be nominated since their words changed a lot of things.

Also they are still butt hurt about American guns after all this time. I have a feeling many gun grabbers want to seek approval from their British or Scottish friends.
 
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Going by that idiot's logic, Hitler and Mao should be nominated since their words changed a lot of things.

Also they are still butt hurt about American guns after all this time. I have a feeling many gun grabbers want to seek approval from their British or Scottish friends.
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Lord knows a lot of British people would love to have some form of rifle when the pikeys come around, or when Extinction Rebellion block the roads.
 
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The debate format is sort of perfect for an empty vessel who can't think on his feet. He's told the subjects in advance, it sounds like they're gonna try to prevent the candidates from taking directly to each other.

The network that has Donna brazille as a regular contributor also is not above suspicion for just giving the biden campaign all the questions in advance.

What are the odds trump's microphone has some weird problems like last time?
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They'll pretty much have to turn off Trumps mic when Biden is speaking because if he mumbles, stumbles or is the slightest bit hesitant then ole Donnie is going to give him the "you're really struggling tonight, Joe" and all hell will break loose.

Biden is at the stage in his dementia that he reacts angrily when he gets stuck. He won't like being called on it.
 
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