🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Hüftpriester]

One of Ethan's smoothbrain guntsuckers in the comments section of his Teaclips seethepost is trying to dunk on Ade by calling her "the meth head", in contrast with Faith, the "younger model".

>he doesn't know
>he is unaware
>he lacks critical information

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Lmao, the “younger model” who already has the body of an indolent 45 year old whino.

@theralph your girlfriend will likely be as physically repulsive as you once she births the demon baby. I know it may be hard to believe but she was almost there to begin with. That doesn’t look like a body that will bounce back from a pregnancy very well

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Who's showing up on the kill stream today?

 

[True Friend]

One of Ethan's smoothbrain guntsuckers in the comments section of his Teaclips seethepost is trying to dunk on Ade by calling her "the meth head", in contrast with Faith, the "younger model".

>he doesn't know
>he is unaware
>he lacks critical information

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Imagine this being your life.
Posting on the internet to defend Ethan Ralph

 

[Vetti]

Ashton Birdie used to date Baked Alaska when he was at his lowest point of relevance. This isn't a big get.

Regardless, I'll valiantly defend the ladies honor.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Who's showing up on the kill stream today?

Someone that won't make me want to take a 9mm suppliment hopefully.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Look at this snake walking it back.

Oh I know I gots the archives awn ya, but you never said nuffin mean to me yet boogie so I'll keep hold of those in case you ever decide to side against me.

Also, lol at them acting as if Matt got BTFO, Boogie lied and manipulated for all to see and then ended up claiming he was going to kill himself to signal boost Eticas death. Regardless of how Matt handled the situation, which wasn't a complete blowout, the ending was the usual insane self-absorbed schitzo bullshit from Boogie.

Yeah, Matt should have told Boogie to go swivel, but whatever happened that night Boogie came off looking like a huge faggot and as insane as always. Ralph the call lines are open, I know you read this you fat sat of shit, why not just call in and say your piece - or are you scared to talk to MUNDANE MATT of all people without your capos or the element of surprise?

I think Ralph should adapt Boogies masterful technique of whining and sobbing while the other person doesn't give a shit. Really worked out well for Boogie there.

 

[Captain Manning]

Who's showing up on the kill stream today?

Last I heard they're doing a debate on the presidential debate tonight.

No idea who. I'll just say "two fags" and I will be in no way wrong.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Who's showing up on the kill stream today?

more jews

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

More than likely a high school dropout. Does anyone know for sure what state ol' Shannon lives in? Perhaps someone could poke through those yearbook sites, see if we get any hits for a blubbery manbaby named Shannon Gaines?

Florida. I checked through a few archives to figure out how his name was found and posted a summary yesterday if anyone wants to give it a shot to try to find the right Shannon Gaines.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Last I heard they're doing a debate on the presidential debate tonight.

No idea who. I'll just say "two fags" and I will be in no way wrong.

more jews

Oh so Richard Spencer again? Or maybe Dick!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Last I heard they're doing a debate on the presidential debate tonight.

No idea who. I'll just say "two fags" and I will be in no way wrong.

I believe that is Thursday show with Richard Spencer and Syxx

 

[Crystal Golem]

One of Ethan's smoothbrain guntsuckers in the comments section of his Teaclips seethepost is trying to dunk on Ade by calling her "the meth head", in contrast with Faith, the "younger model".

>he doesn't know
>he is unaware
>he lacks critical information

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This reads like an incidental Achewood character

 

[SeymourCoxs]

Who's showing up on the kill stream today?

Bots and guntguard everyone is going to watch nick fuentes

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I believe that is Thursday show with Richard Spencer and Syxx

Richard Spencer is the most boring man alive. He's at least a contender. Think Ralph might be snaking him to steal his title away though.

 

[Captain Manning]

I believe that is Thursday show with Richard Spencer and Syxx

I thought I heard Ralph say the two people he mentions in this Tweet were debating, but maybe they're just gonna give retarded hot takes on the actual debate. Like I said, two faggots.

Doesn't matter. It will be shit. Keep all firearms away from @Burger Fox and @Sam Losco.

The Styx vs. Spencer debate is going to be garbage too, because Sargon's smug autism versus Spencer's smug autism is what made the first one so great. Andy and Ralph keep trying to relive the glory days of IBS, and keep failing miserably. Times have changed.

 

[Sam Losco]

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I thought I heard Ralph say the two people he mentions in this Tweet were debating, but maybe they're just gonna give retarded hot takes on the actual debate.

Doesn't matter. It will be shit. Keep all firearms away from @Burger Fox and @Sam Losco.

The Styx vs. Spencer debate is going to be garbage too, because Sargon's smug autism versus Spencer's smug autism is what made the first one so great. Andy and Ralph keep trying to relive the glory days of IBS, and keep failing miserably. Times have changed.

Dammit, I have to start an hour earlier tonight? Fuck you Ralph.

 

[MeltyTW]

The Styx vs. Spencer

plus the only thing they really debated was ethnostates which was new to many people at the time but now has been droned on and on about and that people like spencer have distanced themselves away from largely. i guess its just biden vs trump but even then spencer doesnt have an interesting reason hes just pro biden out of spite.

I thought I heard Ralph said the two people he mentions in this Tweet were debating, but maybe they're gonna just gonna give retarded hot takes on the actual debate.

he fumbled the phrasing on a stream talking about the scheduling too afaik its just a panel "discussing" the presidential debate.

ugh ralph is so close to an implosion its just all of them are taking forever, hell eventually lose his audience but theyre brain dead retards who will let gunt piss in their mouths until he finally reaches whatever their breaking point is inevitably, i guess when he demands prima nocta over their households and 17 year old kids, hes definitely gonna get shoah'd from dlive but theyre for now content to grind him out for lemonade a bit, the election stream being our best near term bet but even that is a bit off and not guaranteed really. any baby related drama barring some unpredictable faith freak out or another run away attempt with a simp that is unlikely is going to take at least a year before he melts down in a worthwhile way.

Dammit, I have to start an hour earlier tonight? Fuck you Ralph.

stay strong, you and @Burger Fox are confirmed to be getting to him along with even hate watchers who foolishly give him views directly. the gunt will crack but itll be a long march around the greasy crests

 

[AltisticRight]

He'd be right about the very last part if the entire world wasn't able to see Ethan Ralph's dick whenever they want now. Demand for Ethan Ralph outlines is at an all-time low

Can't blame him, he can't see his own dick, the gunt is in the way.

 

[Postal Pippa]

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I thought I heard Ralph say the two people he mentions in this Tweet were debating, but maybe they're just gonna give retarded hot takes on the actual debate.

Doesn't matter. It will be shit. Keep all firearms away from @Burger Fox and @Sam Losco.

The Styx vs. Spencer debate is going to be garbage too, because Sargon's smug autism versus Spencer's smug autism is what made the first one so great. Andy and Ralph keep trying to relive the glory days of IBS, and keep failing miserably. Times have changed.

Dammit, I have to start an hour earlier tonight? Fuck you Ralph.

What the fuck, an hour earlier? God fucking damnit. This is gonna be a fucking bitch. Eat a sack of dicks Ralph, I hope your child gets P.T.'ed

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stay strong, you and @Burger Fox are confirmed to be getting to him along with even hate watchers who foolishly give him views directly. the gunt will crack but itll be a long march around the greasy crests

My crusade is just and my intentions pure. I will not fall to someone so full of Sin.

 

[MeltyTW]

lmao i was playing f-zero and i forgot the ai spawned cars have a gunt color palette:

A GUNT MOBILE

My crusade is just and my intentions pure. I will not fall to someone so full of Sin.

i just remembered he's constantly late by up to half an hour and i remember one time he tried to start early only to start an hour later than normal