🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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He's opened something which flashed up on his screen pretty quickly and didn't look too impressed after this.

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Immediately drinks his Makers Mark after minimizing the tab.

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This nigger just claimed 6,700 people watching the channel he's on. Clearly the Maker's Mark added a 4th digit.

Annnnnnd... he just said "faggots."

Lol.

EDIT: He might have said 6 to 700 but slurred it. The faggots part is unmistakable though. And he wasn't anywhere near 700.
 
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Fuck that's some cringe...
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I feel it's a plant.

There are a couple of things about it that are so targeted towards disproving kiwi farms. First, it suggests he's reaching a new audience. Second, Ralph always says he wants to be like Howard Stern and 'king of late night talkshows' is one of his sad pats on the back. Also who the fuck remembers Ralph's lies that he lost weight doing burpees in prison? I only knew about it because someone HERE brought it up a couple of pages ago.
 
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Sam Losco said:
He didn't say that. He said 6 to 700 when the viewers were about 619. Slurred, sounds like 6700.
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Fair enough. The "faggots" part is unmistakable though. He's pleading for upvotes because those gawd dayum alawgs are hitting him with downvotes.

And now he just threw shade on Null as I type this. He mad! There's gonna be some good clips to make with this.
 
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Vetti said:
Add a clip. I'm watching the debates without commentary. That's fucking insane.
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Captain Manning said:
Fair enough. The "faggots" part is unmistakable though. He's pleading for upvotes because those gawd dayum alawgs are hitting him with downvotes.

And now he just threw shade on Null as I type this. He mad! There's gonna be some good clips to make with this.
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Shout out to Rekieta and Ty beard boomering along at about 10 ralphs with a ralph and a half ratio advantage. Get aborted gunt.
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"SUSAN YOU BITCH!"

He went dark for a few minutes, came back fiddling with his nose. Them opiate itches are a bitch aren't they @theralph?
 
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