🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Who is this group that supposedly ddosed Ralph and flagged him? I haven't seen that anywhere.
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"What are you going to do? I'm on youtube bitch, I've said faggot five times now."

Gator and Ralph schizopost IRL about how everyone is against them, but as long as they hold hands and embrace the power of frenship no one can stop them!
 
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Black Pigeon Speaks shares his truth and concerns about not being able to find the KS tonight, while Ralph gives a testament about how it's the haydur's fault he failed Weight Watchers again, shitty that he got banned for something that totally wasn't his fault and he keeps saying FAGGOT because he's based. faggot.
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Ralph later shares that he's working on getting the Dlive staff to lift his ban early so he can stream the styx/spencer debate. Tears are shed, menstrual cramps are passed. Also throws shade at PPP because he can't help it.
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His chunt really is a sight to behold. Turtleneck arc incoming?
 
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What signs of hard drug use should we be looking for? Meth is definitely high on the list like someone said a couple dozen pages back but what else?

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Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/29/20 - PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE EXTRAVAGANZA
  • I have to do this a whole fucking hour early? YOU TRIPLE GUT MOTHERFUCKER
  • collard greens
  • I took a nap earlier so I could stay awake for this since I haven't been sleeping well since doing the reeeeeecaps
  • I have periods of insomnia so it's probably just a coincidence
  • I have stuff to take for it, I just keep forgetting I have it
  • Plus I get more stuff done when I sleep every two days
  • Anyway, how are you guys doing? I'm a little tired but otherwise fine. My doctor says my organs & labs are all normal, so no perforated bowel or twisted up intestines.
  • My stomach's still fucky but at least I won't Total Biscuit. . .for now.
  • doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doot doo doo doo doo thanks @Sam Losco the coffin dance meme music is my fucking jam
  • HELL YEAH CRAB RAVE, my night is officially better
  • "I'll be right back." Wait, Sam or Ralph?
  • [Bojack intro] Must be Ralph, then.
  • [guitar intro] Yeah, it's Ralph.
  • This has been the BOLDYSPICY pre-debate pre-stream pre-show

  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to DLIVE FUCKING SUCKS I am your host ENTROPY IS BEING DDOS'D TOO OH MY GOD
  • Ralph got a three-day DLive ban because Frank Hassle said the nigger word & IT'S BULLSHIT
  • Old man rock-em sock-em robots! HELL YEAH BIBBLE
  • Bibble is best hype-man, but Ralph is upset
  • "I thought the debate would have started by now." They're emulating the NUMBER ONE STREAM ON THE INTERNET
  • Ralph thinks Entropy is being DDoS'd just to get back at him, he'd bet his left nut on it
  • Normally I'd say Ralph is being paranoid & just sucks at tech, but who fucking knows anymore
  • Ralph is not bald
  • Ralph fails at tech
  • Okay the debate is starting
  • No handshakes because coof
  • Spectators have to shut the fuck up
  • Ralph gives the superchat link so you can still throw pennies at him
  • FIRST TOPIC: THE SUPREME COURT & NOTORIOUS ACB
  • Biden is going to be annihilated
  • "OUTLAW KILLSTREAM LET'S GOOOO! PIRATE RADIO!"
  • Ralph has a volume extention! & immediately fucks it up
  • Chris Wallace is getting in a slapfight with Trump
  • I'm with Ralph for once, Trump is really well-prepared for this.
  • "I guess I'm debating you instead." --Trump to Wallace
  • The audio continues to fuck up
  • Predictably, the debate is three crusty old white geriatrics yelling over each other
  • Chat is joking about Ralph flagging shit(?)
  • Ralph tells chat to kill themselves, die slow, & burn in Hell
  • Also fuck your mother
  • THEN die slow
  • NEXT TOPIC: CORONA-CHAN
  • Biden Shitting His Pants Watch
  • Trump is getting very sassy with Biden & straight-up insults him
  • Shoutout to Chillstream Uncut
  • Dolphin laugh everytime Trump says something sassy
  • NEXT TOPIC: ECONOMY GO BRRRR
  • "If you're listening to this stream, upvote it. Because faggots are flagging [mumble]"
  • Ralph is seething.
  • "HIT THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON, CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT"
  • Ralph is basically doing this for free, so superchat generously
  • Trump pays millions in taxes. X to doubt
  • He'll show his tax returns eventually
  • "Why would you want to pay taxes? No one wants to pay taxes." True, Ralph, but how else would leeches like you survive? Who would pay for the ER bills you skip out on?
  • Ralph would have done it for free. Hypothetically. Pls gib.
  • Bibble giving the hot political takes
  • Ralph is having Jay Dwyer flashbacks? Why, because two delusional men are having a slapfight while you watch?
  • Ralph is back to hooting & hollering
  • CHRIS WALLACE IS GONNA HOLLER OVER BIDEN & TRUMP ALL FUCKING DAY
  • Chris Wallace hates Trump, I agree
  • "This would be like Josh Moon moderating a debate between me & Ashton Parks from Canada"
  • More hooting, more hollering, more dolphin laugh
  • "WE'RE ON YOUTUBE! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BAN ME? FUCK YOU SUSAN YOU BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BAN ME AGAIN?"
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  • More Wallace/Trump slapfighting
  • "NUMBERS SURGING ON YOUTUBE"
  • NEXT TOPIC: WHY SHOULD WE VOTE FOR YOU
  • "1000 WATCHERS EVEN THOUGH THEY WANNA ABORT"
  • Gator: "& they're bragging about it!" Where? Here? All ten of us total that are actively posting? We're not doing shit, besides archival & commentary, anyway. As Null said, Ralph has a lot of bad blood with a lot of people. We're a fraction of a fraction of the people keeping tabs on Ralph. Even if we were doing anything untoward, which is against forum rules & grounds for bann, 20-odd Kiwis aren't going to get Ralph deplatformed. Ralph is going to get Ralph deplatformed. Nobody here told him to not review a video with the nigger word in it before playing it on a trigger-happy shady Chinese streaming platform. That was all Ralph.
  • "Hit like on the stream, they wanna abort!"
  • "You won't be here in 2035, Joe." Neither will you, Ralph.
  • Ding dong, someone's here.
  • "Hit like on the stream" Count: 27 garillion
  • Is the debate done? I think we're done. What a fucking waste of time. (As most presidential debates are, but still.)
  • Panel thirsting over Melania Trump. Well, Ralph & Bibble are. Gator is gone, probably. Ralph is starting to slur a bit.
  • "I'm not a degenerate gambler, I'm a degenerate drug addict." --Ethan Ralph 2020
  • The guest here is "Danny." Which tells me nothing.
  • He's Danny. . .Paulachuck? Idk
  • Ding dong, someone else is here
  • Oh, it's Ryan Long
  • Ralph got tempbanned from DLive. Did he mention he got tempbanned from DLive?
  • Gator is back
  • Apparently "people who don't like [Ralph] at DLive" want him shut down
  • I mean it's just the losers that hate Ralph that are flagging him
  • Everybody wants Ralph deplatformed. I can't speak for everyone, but I don't want you deplatformed. I want you to keep Donga-ing on streams until I get bored & move on, but hopefully we'll get a Pillstream first.
  • Ralph says he has a fetish, but gets cut off by the unfunny dude who says "for guys." This devolves into everyone giggling over low-effort gay jokes
  • Ralph forgot what he was going to say
  • Ralph keeps dropping "faggot" & Bibble says Ralph is going to get his channel banned. Does that mean he's also restreaming on DLive through Bibble's Saturday Sunset account?
  • Oh, Danny's a "comedian." Was he on before? I vaguely remember an unfunny edgey boi comedian but I can't remember if that was him.
  • Danny is Canadian. Talking about Canadian accents. Canadians think Warski sounds like a second-generation immigrant.
  • Talking about their thoughts on the debate
  • Warski the second-generation immigrant is here
  • Okay, apparently Ryan Long is the Canadian, I can't tell.
  • Warski: "Who won?" Ryan/Danny: "America."
  • Ryan & Danny sound the fucking same, I can't tell who's talking
  • Danny & Ryan consider committing voting fraud
  • Ralph is reminiscing about NYC bars & getting shitfaced for days at a time & gorging on New York deli fare
  • Everyone making fat/drunk Ralph jokes
  • The debate was more Trump vs. Wallace then Trump vs. Biden. Agree.
  • Ralph says "LARPers" instead of moderators because he's "reading something else." 🤔 Whatcha readin', Ralph?
  • Talking about Boogie
  • Dingo snuck on
  • Ralph admits he's drunk
  • "Is Frank Hassle more your boy than Boogie?" Panel unanimously votes yes. Ralph says yes five seconds after everybody stops talking. He's really starting to get fucked up.
  • Frank has already fled to another city & therefore he will be experiencing no legal repercussions? I don't think that's how that works.
  • Footage of Boogie actually firing into the air. Good job pointing the gun in the direction of your neighbors' houses Boogie you fat 'tard
  • Ralph believed this was real from the start, "Mundane Matt was talking some bullshit"
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 4(?)
  • Everybody's been doxed
  • Everybody's been SWATted
  • Okay it was two cops
  • Two Canadian cops
  • "You need your own Hands Up, Don't Shoot movement." Ralph: "WE DID IT'S CALLED GAMERGATE"
  • A woman calls in & Ralph flirtily says "hello~"
  • It's Ashton Birdie, whoever that is.
  • She's been doxed too
  • Ryan & Danny will probably be doxed
  • She starts to say something about not watching the video & Ralph keeps shouting over her telling her to stop talking. ???
  • She says "like" every two words, it's unlistenable
  • There's a video of a naked girl dancing on top of, pissing on, & fingering herself on a car. People thought it was Ashton.
  • There's controversy about this, but I don't know what the fucking controversy is
  • Ralph asks her straight-up "how big are your tits." Fucking charming.
  • Brittany Venti (attention whore, stinky) called Danny a pedo after he made an obvious Cuties joke
  • Are Vtubers loli? Andy clarifies. (No)
  • If you wanna rape kids, why would you be on the Killstream (???)
  • Ashton says Andy looks like Nick Kroll, "the ugly guy." She doesn't understand why Andy is affronted. What a dumb bitch, holy shit.
  • Dingo is still fucking here & has been sitting in silence the entire time.
  • Dingo is reading superchats for Ralph now, what the fuck
  • Ashton makes a self-deprecating joke & Ralph jumps to her defense. "Ashton, don't be mean to yourself, sweetheart, tell 'em to suck your clit!" This is the nicest Ralph has ever been to a woman on air. Holy shit.
  • "No man with balls in his sack would let [Ashton being victimized by Baked Alaska] happen." Holy shit, Ralph, I'm actually kind of impressed.
  • Then he ruins it by threatening to expose Ashton as a liar for being duplicitous (trying not to shit on Baked on stream while shitting on him off-stream).
  • Ralph fucking hates Baked.
  • Ralph understands that Ashton doesn't want to talk about Baked & kinda-sorta apologies.
  • RALPH GOT SWATTED? DID YOU KNOW RALPH GOT SWATTED? You mean the wellness check?
  • Dunking on Ashton for being a crazy bitch & to her credit she rolls with the punches.
  • Ralph still has a 901 area code from Memphis 10
  • Ralph slips up & said he was "hooking up" with Ashton before the show. He meant calling her up to come on the show but it was a great Freudian slip.
  • Pinky Culture is here. He & Dingo have been restreaming for Ralph, awww.
  • Dingo is reading more superchats. Dingo is so cucked he is grifting for his master for free.
  • Ralph is bringing in Ninjaghinis tonight. Expect more smuggery on how he's making money & you can't abort
  • Black Pigeon Speaks you're on the Killstream
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 5(?)
  • Warski's gonna go eat & dissect the Boogie/Jarbo stream on his show
  • There's a chance Ralph can get his DLive ban lifted Thursday.
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 6(?)
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 7(?)
  • Ralph doesn't give a fuck about whether "DLive will do the right thing."
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 8(?)
  • "People think life of a stand-up comedian is glamorous." Says fucking who? Literally no one thinks this but Ralph.
  • Danny & Ryan, promote your shit
  • Ralph is very drunk.
  • "Do we have callers? I dunno."
  • Hurry up & wrap up your show, I am a v sleepy girl
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 9(?)
  • CAN'T ABORT
  • Gator is fucking fired up
  • THEY WERE FLAGGING THE STREAM
  • THEY WERE BOTTING
  • THEY DDOS'D ENTROPY
  • THEY WERE IN CHAT
  • YOU HAVE NO MORAL GROUND TO STAND ON
  • YOUR GAY MESSAGE BOARD GETS WHATEVER IT DESERVES (??? I think)
  • Gator, Gator, Gator.
  • WE
  • DIDN'T
  • DO
  • SHIT
  • "Ashton, tell 'em." "Tell 'em what?"
  • Ashton doesn't know if people will be into her content. Ralph says he wants to be into her titties.
  • RALPH YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND & A BABY ON THE WAY YOU DISGUSTING PIG.
  • Ralph asks her about her cup size.
  • Ralph apologizes for being a "lecherous old man."
  • Ralph's daddy used to tell li'l Ralph that any tiddy bigger than a handful isn't worth it, which explains a lot about Ralph.
  • "Small titties are more sensitive. Mmm." Please get the crowbar @Captain Manning, my vagina has sealed itself shut again.
  • BRING ON RANDBOT, WE'RE ON YOUTUBE
  • Except for Dingo
  • MUTE IT DINGO
  • "Rand is completely welcome on the Killstream when we're not on that piece of shit site." You're gonna get booted if you keep talking shit about your Chinese lemon emperors.
  • [Ralph continues to shit on DLive with weird pissing in tent metaphors]
  • Rand is talking about the debate
  • Trump brought back sportsball
  • Sportsball talk
  • Ralph has forgotten Dingo was here like three times.
  • THAT'S IT LADIES & GENTLEMEN
  • DLive Bann Mention Count: 10(?)
  • Ralph slurs about DLive
  • "@Perspicacity, suck my dick, die slow."
  • "'Seethe & cope?' Yeah, with the four hunnert dollars I made [mumble]"
  • "All you broke faggots sittin' there. You know who won? [whispers] Me. It was me."
  • [1st outro]
  • "You made me more money. Suck my fat white dick."
  • One more for the. . .not DLive audience
  • "We peaked at 700-800 with an hour's notice." So. . .the same turnout you've been getting.
  • [2nd outro - "Step by Step" by Jesse Winchester]
  • "CAN'T ABORT! I'VE MADE MORE MONEY THAN EVER BEFORE, HAND OVER FIST! MY GIRLFRIEND'S PREGNANT [unintelligible]"
  • "100% can't abort, bitch."
 
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Ralph thinks Entropy got DDoS'd when all it was was that they suddenly had hundreds of people trying to use it when the site normally gets like 100 total. Even said it was right after he posted it on Twitter. Dumbass.

Also, listening to Andy and him and AIDS Moby were just trashing Entropy for nobody using it, and Andy said it kept crashing. LOL.

I was going to use it tonight but apparently I have to keep the tab open for it to work and I kept closing it.

Ralph swears he's going to move to it from Dlive once they have direct streaming up. It's going to be the early days of Dlive all over again. Crashes and complaining. And then since Entropy is trying to be free speech, that means they will eventually lose their payment processors because that's what happens in 2020.

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Also, Ralph was clearly drunk tonight just because he kept fucking up OBS.
He asked Ashton how big her boobs are multiple times. Classy.
 
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My checklist:

Rotting teeth: Three molar crowns two years ago.
Intense scratching: I AM REALLY ITCHY RIGHT NOW
Thinning body: Nope, still fat
Acne or sore: Yeah.
Paranoia: I'M NOT PARANOID YOU'RE PARANOID
Irritability: My bowels are quite irritable right now, does that count?
Confusion: I hurt myself.
Many others: Nope, no friends. :(

Judging by this checklist I am suffering from meth addiction, and I've never touched it. :(
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/29/20 - PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE EXTRAVAGANZA
  • Ralph slurs about DLive
  • "@Perspicacity, suck my dick, die slow."
  • "'Seethe & cope?' Yeah, with the four hunnert dollars I made [mumble]"
  • "All you broke faggots sittin' there. You know who won? [whispers] Me. It was me."
  • [1st outro]
  • "You made me more money. Suck my fat white dick."
  • One more for the. . .not DLive audience
  • "We peaked at 700-800 with an hour's notice." So. . .the same turnout you've been getting.
  • [2nd outro - "Step by Step" by Jesse Winchester]
  • "CAN'T ABORT! I'VE MADE MORE MONEY THAN EVER BEFORE, HAND OVER FIST! MY GIRLFRIEND'S PREGNANT [unintelligible]"
  • "100% can't abort, bitch."
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Fuck I'm going to have to go clip that end, I was away :(

His dick is not fat or white, though he is uncut if only because his schizophrenic father feared das juden reptile people and the catholics used it to control the hearts and minds of the citizens of West Memphis. Ever see Ralph talk about his father's feelings on catholicism? pure kino. def believe he was a genuine schizophrenic.

Ralph's own paranoiac tendencies are beginning to bleed out, if only because of a few dedicated alogs here that won't let him get a moment's rest even on other wignat hugboxes. Usually the pressure lets up at some point but it hasn't in weeks and he's really starting to feel the burn. I wonder if she's even in the house at this point, he's smoking like a chimney and you used to see/hear him refer to her at points because she was playing games or hanging out in the same room. Very odd.

Tonight was a great night, all in all. Ralph has been kicked off Dlive and lost access to $2800 in lemons until that's resolved. Maybe he made $400, but that used to be an average night for him the apex of the stream. Sad to think about how far he's fallen. He was smoking, drinking, doing opioids and displaying all kinds of wonderful ticks and insanity for us to enjoy.
 
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