Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[DefCon Dumb]

Do it Chantal - dance like Uma Thurman.

 

[chantalisfat]

So four Royales with cheese for Chinny, a cheap wig, a Royale sans cheese for James, and milkshakes for both. Very inventive, Chantal. That time off for preparation was well spent.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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So four Royales with cheese for Chinny, a cheap wig, a Royale sans cheese for James, and milkshakes for both. Very inventive, Chantal. That time off for preparation was well spent.

I remember that scene. Didn’t they eat burgers and a steak?

 

[Creme Egg]

So four Royales with cheese for Chinny, a cheap wig, a Royale sans cheese for James, and milkshakes for both. Very inventive, Chantal. That time off for preparation was well spent.

Hahha you've got that 100%. The question is now, since Chantal reads here daily... will she go ahead or change it up. Yet since we all know she is lazy piece of shit, it's gonna be what you said exactly.

 

[Asspats & $uperchats]

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You can count on there being at least 1 milkshake. Everything else is iffy.

 

[Scrim]

I remember that scene. Didn’t they eat burgers and a steak?

They do. Vincent gets a steak and Mia gets a burger.

If Peetz dresses up too, will he eat a steak? Would his five year old palate allow it?

 

[Penelope Taynt]

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Isn't this practically the same thing she's been doing with the whole time warp saga?

What does Pulp Fiction really have to do with Fall/October/Halloween themes (granted, it was released in October of 1994) outside of wearing costumes which is what she's been doing for her 1980s, Titanic, 1920s videos? That may be the angle she's going for, but I don't understand the reason for it being a part of Vlogtober when it's just dressing up and possibly eating the same meal they ate in the movie. Lol.

 

[brooky]

I can't wait to see that sharp bob-cut wig sitting on her fat head. It'll be like a mouse-sized toupee on top of a watermelon.

 

[PatTraverse]

Do it Chantal - dance like Uma Thurman.

Chantal getting a heart attack from too much grease in her system as Peetz attempts to revive her would be more appropriate.

They do. Vincent gets a steak and Mia gets a burger.

If Peetz dresses up too, will he eat a steak? Would his five year old palate allow it?

He better pray that Chantal does not make any steak as she would cook that thing until it had the consistency of a rubber boot.

 

[Nim's Chimpsky]

Spoiler: Snow removal

I've lived where such arrangements are common & the company contracted to come in & do the parking lot usually has the managers post a time range - say from 0900-1200. If your car is still in the lot, they plough & remove snow from around the vehicle. It's not their problem if your car is still there, nor is it their problem if as a result, you have to get your car over mounds of hard crusty snow.

Probably late but im faily certain soy boi peetz will be all over that... and if he doesnt do it without being told, he will be told.

I can see this kind of thing as the reason she stays with peetz... hes too daft to realize that he is such an enabler. And for her to lorde over him is something quite common in the power dynamic

Spoiler: Oompa

Hahah that's the actual simp Ben himself. Maybe it is a high level troll. The majority of her fans are fucking idiots, she will get their clicks until she keels over.

I think hes a bot. Bought and paid for engagement. Guessing the contract is over bc why else would he give his notice.. day before the new month? Let alone his over repetitive sentence structure.. bet her likes suffer and views drop

Spoiler: Loompa

When one thinks "ballast," one should immediately think of Chantal; I would happily plonk her in a submarine for stability. I don't think that honest little Kia is going to slip and slide anywhere, but I can see her idling in a Burger King drive-thru lineup and the car just calmly falling apart in one fell swoop, leaving Chantal helplessly beached there on her driver's seat with scraps and bolts all around her.

Could you think of the tires... when she first gets in and just compacting the snow lol... she will get stuck everywhere!

 

[Smoovy Jay]

So four Royales with cheese for Chinny, a cheap wig, a Royale sans cheese for James, and milkshakes for both. Very inventive, Chantal. That time off for preparation was well spent.

She’s going to open it with her doing that dumb fucking dance move with the finger Vs across her eyes. Didn’t think I could hate her more but I do now. She is queen of the Basic Bitches.

 

[here we go again]

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maybe she’ll suprise us and face a gram of coke.

 

[brooky]

maybe she’ll suprise us and face a gram of coke.

It'll just be a pile of pure sugar.

 

[Randy Lahey]

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She’s gonna overdose on heroin like Uma Thurman?

 

[christie]

at first, i rolled my eyes at the thought of chantal deciding to ruin pulp fiction just because she thinks it makes her seem interesting to reference.

but then i thought about how much that would brighten my day: logging onto the kiwi farms to see super morbidly obese moe howard, looking like bread baking around twine in a button up and ill fitting slacks, have ponytailed peetz take off her flats before she struggles to breathe while flailing and shuffling her gremlin feet with him in their cat-shit stained apartment. then afterwards, replenishing the 30 seconds of energy she expended by eating several burgers and a giant milkshake while peetz eats his well done steak with ketchup, cut into pieces just how he likes it.

maybe i'm in the minority in this, but i'm looking forward to thursday. i'm ready for chantal to just be fat and embarrassing again.

 

[RussianBlonde]

 

[Strine]

She just wants to wear Mia's vampy black wig because she believes she's a Junoesque gothic femme fatale (leave the last three letters off and you're much closer). As soon as that wig arrives in the mail the fatfish pics will flow like wine. White trash fatass women have an almost atavistic drive towards that TtLy GoFfIk fat-cheeks-thin-brows-too-much-eyeliner look.

 

[Penelope Taynt]

This woman spends money like it's going out of style. I pity (or relish in) the day that YouTube stops their AdSense program.

I'm not one to pocket watch, but logically speaking, I don't understand people who don't prioritize their spending.

She literally buys random new shit for these weird videos. Shit that can probably never be used again. Meanwhile, and as someone mentioned up thread, her cat's health is failing, her own health is failing, her car could probably use an upgrade since she's been wearing it out and outgrowing it, she needs new clothes, and she probably has no sufficient savings in the event YouTube goes under tomorrow.

She has gotten completely comfortable living with YouTube revenue at the expense of her sanity, health, self-esteem, reputation, privacy, friendships, family, and relationships.

Chantal has no business sense. Outside of random sponsorships that seem to happen sporadically and disappear, she doesn't think of anything else that could possibly help her receive more income. No merchandise (she has enough stupid memes of herself and some helpless fool will buy them), she's been contacted and promoted by "popular" YouTubers: Trisha PainInDaAss, Steven Sushi, Freelee, Swolenormous, and others, and not once did this idiot think to capitalize off of it. She doesn't understand how to ride the waves, which is weird, considering whales live in water. She's getting exactly what she deserves out of life. Nothing. She's too stupid, too impulsive, and too stubborn to see beyond the day.

How someone can view mukbanging as a long-term career is baffling to me, especially when social media presence and audiences are so fickle. Not to mention, and as of late, the Jolly Greedy Giant has been doing everything in her nature to alienate the people who literally pay her bills.

Edited to add words and avoid double posting.

 

[Bitchboy95]

"Girl, You'll Be Five Women Soon"

 

[Random Internet Person]

at first, i rolled my eyes at the thought of chantal deciding to ruin pulp fiction just because she thinks it makes her seem interesting to reference.

I can guarantee you nobody will be quoting Samuel L. Jackson so I think the film will be fine.