🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Interminable MundaneMatt stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS_6Z7LFYeU
https://archive.vn/Aki6K

Also, Ralph unblocked @Spectre_06 so he could deny he'd ever blocked him

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311217232001863681
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So close, yet so far...

I think another de-platforming will be the likely cause of another Pillstream at this rate, given just a three-day ban caused such an ungodly sperging not just at DLive itself, but on stream as well.

The pressure must be getting to Ralph, the increasingly precarious financial situation, the impending costs and responsibilities of a child, the realisation that the majority of his audience have either lost all interest or are actively shitting on him.

Every time he considers an out - that maybe he could make a living outside of engaging in internet spergery and with far right lunatics - he is reminded that due to the combination of his internet history, his lack of work history, criminal history and poor physical health he has no viable work options to speak of.

Instead of starting a family with Nora who he clearly cared for, he's downgraded for a teen BPD witch who he's stuck with whether he likes it or not - because he knocked her up out of desperation. Instead of writing literotica and leading on spergs from home as she should be, she's got his guntling and is basically just sat playing JRPGs and feeding Cleo. A truly trad wife!

It's only downhill from here @theralph your best years are behind you, I know you read this and what I've spelled out is your life now - and you know it!

Die slow!
 
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ClipBitch said:
I've quietly theorized that he's had a job for some time now. Setting aside the loser memes, it could explain why he's always late and why he has such an unwarranted sense of security.
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OTOH, which employer would hire an obvious alcoholic/junkie (who also is a convicted felon) who can't do shit without a sip every 10 minutes?

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He's not a partner. He lost partner status after the drunken peasants stream.
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Keep on giving, Ethanol Ralph.
Sorry, my sides.
 
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For whom the Gunt tolls said:
He is trying to get Trump to retweet him.

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"What's a 'lavalier mike'? GAYTOR? GAYTOR?"
Wilhelm Bittrich said:
OTOH, which employer would hire an obvious alcoholic/junkie (who also is a convicted felon) who can't do shit without a sip every 10 minutes?
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Pizza Hut probably wouldn't, but the likes of Uber and Lyft have regularly allowed violent felons to drive vulnerable drunk women around. Amazon has had a big boom this year.
 
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For whom the Gunt tolls said:
He is trying to get Trump to retweet him.

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We need to get Trump to tweet about Guntgate, thus fulfilling the 20 year plan.
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11:38 "They have no clue about Dlive, they don't, they're not gonna kick me out, I don't give a fuck, REPORT ME BITCH, that's my fucking word, REPORT ME BITCH. You won't get me taken down."
pic rel: this is how humans laugh apparently
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I want us all to take a momment to bask in the glory of this picture, you can smell this picture, you can hear this picture
 
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All becomes gunt said:
We need to get Trump to tweet about Guntgate, thus fulfilling the 20 year plan.
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Sargon, who is very dumb, doesn't look as dumb compared to Ralph now does he?

Mundane Ralph said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2wHnIpfwkw

Edit: and here's the stream he did after it that lost him his partner status https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRH2l6YZGDs
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Someone in the comments pointed out if you play it at 1.5x Ralph sounds sober

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRH2l6YZGDs
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Tokolosh said:
Why does he always need to bring up his dick and/or balls? (:_( It triggers my PTSD from watching that cursed tape. If he keeps this up I'm going to need a crowbar as well.
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It's a strange trend I've noticed with Dax as well. Anytime anyone criticizes them they always brag about their sexual prowess or wealth, like rappers.
 
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