Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Next time a sperg comes in the thread everyone should just relentlessly spam in unison:
"Sammy janny stop being a tranny and come give the banny".

Should solve the problem pretty quickly.

Yeah, the YanSim clone thread definitely attracts more unfunny weens than this thread at this point. Can't wait for another brainlet to join tomorrow and start shitting up the thread again!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Holy shit you guys Alex just added this to the debunk page!
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I actually fucking fell for it, it's such an alex thing to do.

 

[Vorkland]

Yeah, the YanSim clone thread definitely attracts more unfunny weens than this thread at this point. Can't wait for another brainlet to join tomorrow and start shitting up the thread again!

I blame the Chris Chan documentaries, they've inspired too many people to try and become "le epic lolcow troll!!!1"

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/j12ei4/credits_for_this_beautiful_fanart_goes_to/g71fyfe/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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Dev's response to this...

It's honestly hard to describe why I feel so digusted with this response. It's much more than the fact its about a minor selling feet pics, it's also like seeing a child fantasize about a character and randomly larping as them.

 

[Least Concern]

Please give me an alarm clock if necessary, but has nobody else noticed that the rug in Yandere-chan's bedroom looks like a sheet of toilet paper? Every time I see it in a video that's all I can think of.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Please give me an alarm clock if necessary, but has nobody else noticed that the rug in Yandere-chan's bedroom looks like a sheet of toilet paper? Every time I see it in a video that's all I can think of.

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Gonna need that toilet paper to wipe with since this game is a piece of shit.

 

[Protistology]

Please give me an alarm clock if necessary, but has nobody else noticed that the rug in Yandere-chan's bedroom looks like a sheet of toilet paper? Every time I see it in a video that's all I can think of.

Maybe that's where the texture is from? The infamous knife texture was meant for posters.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

To the surprise of nobody, Alex stole his V-tuber model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnmmgMgMOBs

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

It's not stolen. Rev just didn't do any research (gotta get those 2min videos out quickly you know) and now Alex has a legit reason to be mad. Please stop calling this stolen.

The Russian RPG maker game gave me the hint I needed to figure this out.

It's from FaceRig.

Spoiler: Proofs

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And a link to the model is found here.

Announcement video released by Facerig.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

To the surprise of nobody, Alex stole his V-tuber model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnmmgMgMOBs

Yeah, this guy is one of those YouTubers. He just rushes out his content as quickly as possible and utilizes clickbait thumbnails of horny anime girls in order to get as many eyes on his videos as he can.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

It was already stated here before that Alex used a default facerig character. Not technically stolen, but still lazy, poorly implemented, and laughable.

 

[Lmove]

Spoiler: archive

 

[microwaved ramen]

Spoiler: archive

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I haven't watch the video yet, is that an official model or just fanmade stuff?

 

[Lmove]

I haven't watch the video yet, is that an official model or just fanmade stuff?

She said that its an official model, and gives a guy named 'Squirrel Modeller' as the source for it. You could watch it in good faith.
But the truth is that we'll never know until it's put in the game.

 

[Barley]

She said that its an official model, and gives a guy named 'Squirrel Modeller' as the source for it. You could watch it in good faith.
But the truth is that we'll never know until it's put in the game.

And then they will have to redesign everyone else to fit that new "style".
Oh well, since it's volunteers and not Alex doing it, it might get done much faster... after all, the game progress now depends on how fast his volunteers are while he does... um, the usual.

 

[SIGSEGV]

And then they will have to redesign everyone else to fit that new "style".

Bold of you to assume that Alex cares about stylistic consistency in the first place.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Holy shit you guys Alex just added this to the debunk page!
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"Yeah guys stop being poor and sit on your ass, fap away to samus porn and milk money from 12 year olds like I do! A job? Relationships? What are those? I've gotta stream 25/8 instead of working on my money laundering scheme!"

 

[SIGSEGV]

"Yeah guys stop being poor and sit on your ass, fap away to samus porn and milk money from 12 year olds like I do! A job? Relationships? What are those? I've gotta stream 25/8 instead of working on my money laundering scheme!"

He also added this to the debunk page:

 

[Wojak Moment]

Bold of you to assume that Alex cares about stylistic consistency in the first place.

No of course he does! Have you seen the student models? They all look the same, so it means he's keeping the artstyle consistent!

 

[odumegwu]

Good thing my anime avatar has the added "demotivational poster" format.

Kagome sad. As usual.



My best bet is that Alex just forgot to make the push localized to that area of the roof specifically (missed a trigger to make it change from push to talk, probably) and because the event is supposed to happen when there are no other events going on, it probably has less priority than pathfinding, or something, I don't know anything about programming, it just strikes me that not even he would be that retarded with what I would think is a basic fix.

I wonder if there are other glitches that show this specific pop up. I'd have to guess that there are other processes he doesn't want interrupted with shit that isn't even supposed to be possible.

Errrrrr, while I don't have much expertise on the matter either, I disagree. Just because of the pattern of how Alex is fucking up things. It is an if-else code, it's actually kind of easy logic to follow. And primary reason why he codes like that, after all.

You can clearly see when Osana goes to the rooftop, she still does her animation of putting shoes on the shelf. This is a major clue. It seems crucial to inform Osana about the letter before she gets to the locker. Because she reads letter first, she never gets a chance to take shoes off. She was locked in "letter event". After getting to the rooftop though, she is finished with "getting to the rooftop" event and because she's at school, she's "taking off her shoes". And here, spaghetti code begins it's marvel. In third kill for example, Osana state is doubled for some reason. She's like Schrödinger cat. At the same time, she's on the roof, but she's also taking off her shoes in the entrance. Thus, you can kill her twice.

Isn't it amazing how "taking off the shoes" event happens when student cross some point at school, and at the same time, student can bypass this check through another event? This is nothing new in his game. One event, when started, will have total control of the game until it's finished.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Errrrrr, while I don't have much expertise on the matter either, I disagree. Just because of the pattern of how Alex is fucking up things. It is an if-else code, it's actually kind of easy logic to follow. And primary reason why he codes like that, after all.

You can clearly see when Osana goes to the rooftop, she still does her animation of putting shoes on the shelf. This is a major clue. It seems crucial to inform Osana about the letter before she gets to the locker. Because she reads letter first, she never gets a chance to take shoes off. She was locked in "letter event". After getting to the rooftop though, she is finished with "getting to the rooftop" event and because she's at school, she's "taking off her shoes". And here, spaghetti code begins it's marvel. In third kill for example, Osana state is doubled for some reason. She's like Schrödinger cat. At the same time, she's on the roof, but she's also taking off her shoes in the entrance. Thus, you can kill her twice.

Isn't it amazing how "taking off the shoes" event happens when student cross some point at school, and at the same time, student can bypass this check through another event? This is nothing new in his game. One event, when started, will have total control of the game until it's finished.

This is what happens when you don't use proper state machines in your core logic for anything more complex than a doorknob. It would even be fairly trivial to set it up so a character can queue up things they want to address, transition into the relevant brain states and go. Got a letter on the way to school? Well finish going to school then transition to dealing with the letter. Even if you immediately want to interrupt, its also not difficult to suspend and return to a state. If its granular enough, you don't even have to worry about suspending it, as restarting the state from scratch should be safe.

Its really not that hard, and takes like 30 minutes of thought to plan out. You could mentally map it while going to buy groceries. God knows I have before.