Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Penelope Taynt said:
This woman spends money like it's going out of style. I pity (or relish in) the day that YouTube stops their AdSense program.

I'm not one to pocket watch, but logically speaking, I don't understand people who don't prioritize their spending.

She literally buys random new shit for these weird videos. Shit that can probably never be used again. Meanwhile, and as someone mentioned up thread, her cat's health is failing, her own health is failing, her car could probably use an upgrade since she's been wearing it out and outgrowing it, she needs new clothes, and she probably has no sufficient savings in the event YouTube goes under tomorrow.

She has gotten completely comfortable living with YouTube revenue at the expense of her sanity, health, self-esteem, reputation, privacy, friendships, family, and relationships.

Chantal has no business sense. Outside of random sponsorships that seem to happen sporadically and disappear, she doesn't think of anything else that could possibly help her receive more income. No merchandise (she has enough stupid memes of herself and some helpless fool will buy them), she's been contacted and promoted by "popular" YouTubers: Trisha PainInDaAss, Steven Sushi, Freelee, Swolenormous, and others, and not once did this idiot think to capitalize off of it. She doesn't understand how to ride the waves, which is weird, considering whales live in water. She's getting exactly what she deserves out of life. Nothing. She's too stupid, too impulsive, and too stubborn to see beyond the day.

How someone can view mukbanging as a long-term career is baffling to me, especially when social media presence and audiences are so fickle. Not to mention, and as of late, the Jolly Greedy Giant has been doing everything in her nature to alienate the people who literally pay her bills.

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The lack of common sense, the ridiculous spending on useless crap and the inability to think ahead is kind of a hallmark of many cows in general, particularly those corralled in the deathfat subforum.

They all pretty much had some kind of "vlog" in the last week or so, showcasing the piles of useless tat they purchased: Clotso with her cheap decor; Amber's metric fuckton of Halloween items and journals, Fat Jen with her haul of "keto" shit, Amy Ramadamadingdong showcasing all the "school supplies" she bought (which, shocking exactly no one, amounted to a couple items for the kids and a mountain of stuff for herself).

At any rate, as far as Chantal is concerned, it's kind of fascinating what she chooses to spend her (grandmother's) money on. I'm not entirely sure what her motivations are when she buys these items for her mukbang videos that she's clearly going to just use once, then shove in the back of her closet with the pants that won't zip and the 2-sizes-too-small denim jacket. I feel fairly confident that she views these things (the fondue pot, the flower crown, the comically small "Heart of the Ocean" necklace..) as an investment that will surely pay off when her channel finally hits it big, not seeing that it's her terrible attitude, laziness and inability to control herself preventing growth and viewer retention.
And, quite possibly, the inclusion of Peetz.

I think a good portion of us don't give a rat's ass about what she chooses to spend her money on (other than when she whines about not being able to afford the expensive mental healthcare services and weightloss surgery her government won't foot the bill for, but is willing to spend thousands on Beef 'n Cheddars) but when we're also consistently being lectured by this smug, arrogant dipshit about the Evils of consumerism and Jeff Bezos while their living room is littered with boxes from Amazon and that Clotso literally consumes more than than an average family of 4, it all becomes a bit difficult to tolerate.
 
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Penelope Taynt said:
Isn't this practically the same thing she's been doing with the whole time warp saga?

What does Pulp Fiction really have to do with Fall/October/Halloween themes (granted, it was released in October of 1994) outside of wearing costumes which is what she's been doing for her 1980s, Titanic, 1920s videos? That may be the angle she's going for, but I don't understand the reason for it being a part of Vlogtober when it's just dressing up and possibly eating the same meal they ate in the movie. Lol.
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My guess? Food booty wants to wear a bob cut wig & tamp quarter pounders into her gross face hole while making ‘royale with cheese’ jokes. Just a guess
PS: Mind theater kicked on by itself. I’m watching extreme close ups of paranoid darting eyes, sloppy lipstick, ranch & ‘Mac sauce’ dripping into cleavage. Hee hee. Hee hee. Omg it’s infuriating. Hee hee. Like a F’n idiot. Hee hee. Beauty bite. Hee hee.
 
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Scene opens with Chantal eating some huge burger(s) with accessories strewn around her. In strolls Peetz. He reaches down and picks up her hamburger, takes a giant bite. Chewing thoughtfully he says, “Mmmm. That is one tasty burger.” Chantal looks at him with wild eyes. “Shhh. I said sshhhh!”

Peets (whipping out a huge caliber revolver), “Say ‘shhh’ one more motherfucking time, bitch. Say it one... more ...time.”

Fade to black.
 
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Chantal's indulgent and wasteful spending on herself makes me MOTI when I think back to the $2.00 CND (approx. $1.50 USD) donation she made to some firefighters' fundraiser back in February (only because she was hot for "the one on the far right" and wanted to get that message broadcast). Her comment was "I wish it could be more but I am moving and I am poor." https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-1871#post-6089981

Not only did was she not "too poor" to dial back her fast-food spending in anticipation of the move, but she left a boatload of her gadgets at Bibi's and bought new ones as soon as she moved to the new place.
 
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For extra bucks, Chantal should auction off all of her unwittingly famous paraphernalia from mukbangs past. We know it's accumulating in a dank corner somewhere, and she's too fat / lazy to take out the trash regularly, but she'd raise a few fast-food bucks during some lean :tomgirl: times. Or it could be an estate auction of sorts after she Mama Cass's herself on a BK Chicken burger, with all proceeds going towards her cats' medical and dental bills. Her dingaling followers, who regularly fork over superchat bucks, would easily buy up Chantal's cheap, meager possessions.

What would you bid on, and for how much? (Caveat: nothing would be sterilized or disinfected. It would be as is.) Me, I'd pay up to a solid ten bucks for that now-legendary binge tray, and I'd throw a shiny toonie at her giant polka-dot binge shirt, the black and white one. That thing's a classic. I might manage to rustle up a quarter or two for "Coldie," but since I've never felt anything but indifference at best, irritation at worst towards that fucking thing, no more than fifty cents.

Here's to Vlogtober and the immense failure it is sure to be, in keeping with tradition!
 
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Wonder if Thundergunt removed her tacky long nails and splurged on Chanel Vamp to really nail the look (didn’t mean the pun - happy accident). Haha, of course she didn’t, her look will just be the bob and the dumb dance. That eggplant head will look so bad in that bob. Her head is so fat, it’s probably be more of a Friar Tuck look.

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A borscht-on said:
For extra bucks, Chantal should auction off all of her unwittingly famous paraphernalia from mukbangs past. We know it's accumulating in a dank corner somewhere, and she's too fat / lazy to take out the trash regularly, but she'd raise a few fast-food bucks during some lean :tomgirl: times. Or it could be an estate auction of sorts after she Mama Cass's herself on a BK Chicken burger, with all proceeds going towards her cats' medical and dental bills. Her dingaling followers, who regularly fork over superchat bucks, would easily buy up Chantal's cheap, meager possessions.

What would you bid on, and for how much? (Caveat: nothing would be sterilized or disinfected. It would be as is.) Me, I'd pay up to a solid ten bucks for that now-legendary binge tray, and I'd throw a shiny toonie at her giant polka-dot binge shirt, the black and white one. That thing's a classic. I might manage to rustle up a quarter or two for "Coldie," but since I've never felt anything but indifference at best, irritation at worst towards that fucking thing, no more than fifty cents.

Here's to Vlogtober and the immense failure it is sure to be, in keeping with tradition!
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But then she'd actually have to follow through with packing it up, which would be a full body work out for her, then taking the packages down the stairs and going to the post office to mail it. That would be entirely too much work for our gorl. Can you imagine her standing in line with packages at the post office? edit because I can't finish a thought. She is too impatient to actually wipe herself.
 
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Synthwave said:
Ahh my sweet summer children, you all wonder why she bought that jelly bean machine when the answer is so obvious.

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Also, don't tell me I belong in hell as I spent the last few hours already there while creating something so evil.
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I want to plug my eyes out....

Edit: Don't get me wrong! Your skills are amazing but....I still want to vomit. One has to come up with the idea in the first place. Are you okay?
 
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From my understanding, most people who OD on Heroin don't actually overdose from Heroin but junk mixed in with it. Dirty herion is a big issue in Canada.

Outreach and harm reduction agencies hand out Naloxne and educate users on how to use it, encourage using in groups, and provide clean needles so people are less likely to share them. Keep in mind that Healthcare is somewhat free, sick people cost the system more, and addicts are usually on public assistance where more Healthcare is covered (like prescription meds) so this is covered by public health to reduce potential future costs. Also, people with Hep or HIV are a risk to spread it to others.

Hep can also be spread through fecal matter. Here's hoping Chinny doesn't have it...
 
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Synthwave said:
Ahh my sweet summer children, you all wonder why she bought that jelly bean machine when the answer is so obvious.

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Also, don't tell me I belong in hell as I spent the last few hours already there while creating something so evil.
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The poop tail is a wonderful touch. I wish there were chunks of toliet paper in it tho :( .
But truly wonderfully horrible.

And do you think the lids open so she can consume the jellys this way?

but why o why did you have to make her peach, -gagging noises- so juicy -gagging noises-
 
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Synthwave said:
Ahh my sweet summer children, you all wonder why she bought that jelly bean machine when the answer is so obvious.

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Also, don't tell me I belong in hell as I spent the last few hours already there while creating something so evil.
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Why must you use your talents for evil?? (:_(
 
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