🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[instythot]

>wastes 4 years on a CS degree
>wastes more time and money on another degree
will gator actually go into his new career of biotech or whatever the hell it is?

Depends if Massa Raf will give him the go ahead to pursue a part time career in between wrangling, booking and tech

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Does anyone recall what page range TRR's twitter export is?

I would like to train a GPT-2 language AI on just Ethan Ralph tweets (especially the deleted ones).

Edit: Yes, I've tried all matter of searches. I swore it was export.csv, but I doubt the regex capabilities of KW indexing after trying to brute force.

Do you mean what Kraut posted? Cause I downloaded that on August 30th.
Edit: Here's the Mega file Kraut posted and the original post

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

In 5 years when the Killstream is dead, hopefully somebody finds Gaydur and takes a picture of him working at Trader Joe's like people did to shame that actor from the Cosby Show who was caught working there a few years back.

5 years? I think that's quite generous, tbh, I highly doubt that Ethanol Ralph will make it that long himself.
Prediction:
2023 - A former YouTube/DLive celery is found dead behind a truck stop where he tried to drink anti-freeze out of a Kenworth
or
2022 - A former YouTube/Dlive celery will be arrested for dancing naked thru the streets and shouting I'AM THE KILLSTREAM while shoving a bottle Maker's Mark in his rectum.
or
2021 - Fat, barely functioning alcoholic is shot by cops during domestic violence dispute.
Something like that, YMMV.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

5 years? I think that's quite generous, tbh, I highly doubt that Ethanol Ralph will make it that long himself.

Now now, I've given this prediction about my gorl Chantal but Ralph is going to last longer than you think.

1. Doing something other than the killstream is hard and requires doing something other than having gator turn on the computer for you. He can ride the excuse of "coming back" for a long time. Mongoloids will give him less than minimum wage and this will be his consistent excuse to not get a job.

2. Ralph is a cunt. People who are that shitty have some magical power to avoid sickness for longer than normal people. Someone who does everything right but eats a little too much might get a stroke, someone who is kind but has a problem with alcohol will get liver cancer super fast. People like Ralph avoid this shit through the grace of... something. I can't site anything to prove this, it's a belief I hold though. Ruinous powers and whatnot.

My point is, Ralph can hang on for an unnatural amount of time with 100 watchers and 10 good paypigs for a long time. A freakishly long time.

I'd say 5 years is a good estimate.

 

[MeltyTW]

I feel something big happening, things have been ramping up, more supporting happenings piled on with little connection to each other out of nowhere even. Jim and Kap dab on Ethan Ralph the same day Rekieta has on the dreaded corn farmer, Gaytor sounds absolutely heartbroken and noticeably retreated from his jim impersonation voice pretty hard, ralph isnt even fighting back anymore hes just openly saying the audience is pathetically tiny and cant even yell abort the retort anymore.

his big event thats supposed to save him doesnt even have a worthwhile monetization method and hes openly admitting to and engaging in addictions live while faith is nowhere to be seen or heard and with him backing away hard from the marriage idea. all this happening while hes banned from dlive for 3 days possibly and most likely more with his reporting that a segment at least of dlive higher up hate him and want him banned outright.

we're going to get more than a pillstream, were going to get something new for the canon, something crazy, something wild, ralph is going to be driven into the utmost bounds of insanity and despair and the harvest will rain upon him with a fury of thunderous laughter that will never be heard again. Ralph is going to utterly broken live on stream and the drama has too many facets to count the continuations and fallout from it all.

something big is coming, i can feel it, i have. faith, even

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

Butters you're on the Killstream

That is far funnier than it should be

 

[JAKL]

something big is coming, i can feel it, i have. faith, even

I feel it too, I just haven't been able to put it to words. Its coming, we don't know when but when it happens its going to hit like a ton of bricks.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I feel something big happening, things have been ramping up, more supporting happenings piled on with little connection to each other out of nowhere even. Jim and Kap dab on Ethan Ralph the same day Rekieta has on the dreaded corn farmer, Gaytor sounds absolutely heartbroken and noticeably retreated from his jim impersonation voice pretty hard, ralph isnt even fighting back anymore hes just openly saying the audience is pathetically tiny and cant even yell abort the retort anymore.

his big event thats supposed to save him doesnt even have a worthwhile monetization method and hes openly admitting to and engaging in addictions live while faith is nowhere to be seen or heard and with him backing away hard from the marriage idea. all this happening while hes banned from dlive for 3 days possibly and most likely more with his reporting that a segment at least of dlive higher up hate him and want him banned outright.

we're going to get more than a pillstream, were going to get something new for the canon, something crazy, something wild, ralph is going to be driven into the utmost bounds of insanity and despair and the harvest will rain upon him with a fury of thunderous laughter that will never be heard again. Ralph is going to utterly broken live on stream and the drama has too many facets to count the continuations and fallout from it all.

something big is coming, i can feel it, i have. faith, even

I feel it too. Synchronicity is in the air. Some butterfly effect shit is about to go down.

 

[AnOminous]

5 years? I think that's quite generous, tbh, I highly doubt that Ethanol Ralph will make it that long himself.
Prediction:
2023 - A former YouTube/DLive celery is found dead behind a truck stop where he tried to drink anti-freeze out of a Kenworth
or
2022 - A former YouTube/Dlive celery will be arrested for dancing naked thru the streets and shouting I'AM THE KILLSTREAM while shoving a bottle Maker's Mark in his rectum.
or
2021 - Fat, barely functioning alcoholic is shot by cops during domestic violence dispute.
Something like that, YMMV.

2022 - Walking gunt found headfirst dead in a dumpster after trying to bob for discarded cheeseburgers.

I feel it too. Synchronicity is in the air. Some butterfly effect shit is about to go down.

I seriously think at some point Faith will turn on him, probably from drunken abuse by Ralph. There is no way someone as violent and irrational as Ralph doesn't get more abusive the more drunk he gets. Eventually he's going to give her a bitch slapping too many.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I feel it too, I just haven't been able to put it to words. Its coming, we don't know when but when it happens its going to hit like a ton of bricks.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Spectre_06 You should probably let Nick know that (like most things) Ralph is probably lying about the fact that it was the "nigger" word that got him a 3 day ban and more the fact that the guest he had on Handsome Truth is permabanned from Dlive (just like Randbot is) and isn't allowed on the platform.

Wait, HT is permabanned on DLive? Something tells me it had to do with all his "Amish" sperging.

Does Ralph know this? I'm guessing no.

Out of all the things Ralph did this is the weirdest thing they could have banned him for. Which help’s Ralph. Because he likes to fundraise off of being a victim. He has harassed how many users? He’s literally doxed their parents, tried to get people fired ect. But the accidental hard r was dropped on a clip that wasn’t previewed?

That is what Dlive chooses to care about?
It’s almost like Dlive is helping Ralph move to the next platform & cry censorship victim. Dlive doesn’t have to worry about Ralph’s mess any more. Win/win
*spelling

As Null insinuated, it sounds like DLive is trying to get it through Ralph's thick skull that the powers that be are getting real sick of his flagrant disregard of the rules. DLive being this ban-happy over a rogue nigger word (or Handsome Truth's appearance) when they were willing to turn a blind eye to it a month ago & a half ago--

Different caller. "I don't understand the hate you're getting. Fuck that PPP guy. Even though you're a nigger pedophile, I love you, man."

--means Ralph must be on very thin ice. Seems like the catalyst was the Patrick Little incident.

He wasn't banned for a video with an uncensored nigger thrown in. He was thrown off because he is a liability and a blight on the platform and he no longer brings in a significant viewership, so Dlive will keep regulating him until he fucks off.

I'm really starting to think this is the case as well. See above post.

The corn harvest continues. Turns out another guy blew his leg off dove hunting or some shit a few weeks back.

That makes nearly 4 people now that have lost legs in a corn related situation since the video of Ralph fucking was posted, in my town alone.

I know I'm schizoposting but goddamn this activates my fucking almonds.

. . .how the fuck do you blow off your leg hunting doves? You don't need more than a .22 for the little fuckers. I think your town's just cursed. Did you murder a gypsy or something?

. . .squab sounds pretty good right about now, though.

Is Ralph even in a race? If he is that race should be fucking gassed.

He's in a race to the bottom.

Put some chocolate chips in that shit, treat yourself!

Not a bad idea. I might do that to survive the Styxhexenspencer debate later this morning. I can't let @Sam Losco sacrifice sleep in vain.

2023 - A former YouTube/DLive celery

2022 - A former YouTube/Dlive celery

I know this is just a typo but it's cracking my shit up. Ralph could stand to eat some celery for once.

 

[JAKL]

Looks like he's gonna have a short nights sleep, he just scheduled it so he can sleep right up to like 9:45, still get the 30 minute notification that you need to schedule at least 45 minutes ahead of time to get and come in all tired and unprepared and sniffing from some random drug up his nose.

Got to be first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p57fWpfbAmA

 

[TheSimpShow]

celery

This is what we call them now.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Looks like he's gonna have a short nights sleep, he just scheduled it so he can sleep right up to like 9:45 and come in all tired and unprepared and sniffing from some random drug up his nose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p57fWpfbAmA

Listen, Alawog, he has a pregnant 19 year old wife girlfriend who will wake him up. Die slow, sperg.

 

[JAKL]

Listen, Alawog, he has a pregnant 19 year old wife girlfriend who will wake him up. Die slow, sperg.

That would require proof of life to believe first, sir.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Excuse the banner, it's just to prevent Ralph from using it.

 

[Eggg]

Wait, HT is permabanned on DLive? Something tells me it had to do with all his "Amish" sperging.

Does Ralph know this? I'm guessing no.

I know HT is permabanned because he went through like 8 different channels on Dlive and yes you're right it was to do with his constant sperging. Even his own website got taken down because of it.
I haven't watched the stream with Ralph yet but I think he only found out half way through. This was the same stream that they played the boggie "nigger" clip. I'm 100% certain it was over HT being on there and Ralph is just trying to rally his gunt guard around his lies to make it look like he's the victim.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I seriously think at some point Faith will turn on him, probably from drunken abuse by Ralph. There is no way someone as violent and irrational as Ralph doesn't get more abusive the more drunk he gets. Eventually he's going to give her a bitch slapping too many.

That’s what I suspect too. Something involving faith. Possibly something provoked by his involvement in Internet drama. Possibly some anger management classes, a restraining order, and a new probation condition forbidding him from streaming. Perhaps the Retort will be aborted by judicial fiat.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Null mentioned Ralph's lust of his pp on nick's stream.

 

[johnisdeer]

I feel it too, I just haven't been able to put it to words. Its coming, we don't know when but when it happens its going to hit like a ton of bricks.

That’s what I suspect too. Something involving faith. Possibly something provoked by his involvement in Internet drama. Possibly some anger management classes, a restraining order, and a new probation condition forbidding him from streaming. Perhaps the Retort will be aborted by judicial fiat.

It's the feeling a farmer gets when he knows it's harvest time. Like when birds know when to fly south or to hibernate. The Combine Cometh.

Edit:

Null mentioned Ralph's lust of his pp on nick's stream.

Yea someone super chatted nick " can josh sue ralph for cyber-stalking his benis" . Both of their reactions were pretty great.