🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

i dont even give a fuck, cap this ralph and change your fucking show's songs

Well I do have a few songs I written he can use, like The Gunt (parodied by the weight) or everybody wants to groom young girls (parodied by everybody wants to rule the world)

 

[MeltyTW]

Remember when Ralph would have people make things for him instead of making fun of him or him having to pay shitty artists in exposure on a near ISIS-level of cancer stream?

i mean fuck be a lazy faggot i dont care at this point i will gunt guard ralph being the laziest most thieving faggot in the universe as far as his intros go if he steals something that has a higher tempo than a gid damned lullaby, comes across as less white trash faux country boy wigger, and isnt so fucking repetitive. play gundam anime intros. play rock and roll, elvis even, i dont even care if ralph claims theyrs kuillstream exclusive!

if nothing else he should be crucified for that! i mean what even is that dull instrumental he plays? its the softest low tempo sort of rock i can think of that doesnt even have a soothing quality, this gunted pos found an intro song that fails as a slow and fast song! it sounds like its trying to be high energy rock but falls as flat as any ballroom slowdance and im sick of it! like how do even find that?! do you go to shittyobscurerocksongstofallintoanuneasydisquietingboredomcomato dot org?


edit here ralph, i downloaded this right before my rant, i dunno use it as an intro maybe its better than the auditory rape you have on now, some random video i forgot i had downloaded, some amv of a song that got struck down, still better than the dullest muzak rock song ever, the song only i dont watch the video its just hard to find song now, youtube and dailymotion mirrors are gone and this was the last one i could find

 

[David Spadem]

Figured I may as well use my channel to mirror some quality content from channels that either delete their content or get flagged.
Godwinson is a prime example of such content, and his live performance is good shit to archive for the non KF Public. Thanks @Pepper Jack for the archival footage.

EDIT - I also get a kick out of knowing Ralph gets alerts for Killstream and EthanRalph Tags.
Thanks guys

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Honestly, flagging is gay as fuck in the majority of instances unless the content is actively breaking the law or endangering people - like people who try and sell bleach or skin rotting paste as medicine.

With that said, the only reason I won't flag Ralph is because it will only hasten the demise of his show, and I'd much prefer him and his Gunt to shrivel up over a long period - while providing us with bountiful nectar. He should "Die slow" as he so eloquently put it.

That aside, fuck it - Ralph should get as good as he gives. He actively enjoys ruining people, flagging content and being a manipulative, backstabber. If you're not going to abide by the rules of civility you personally espouse online why should you get their protection?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

i mean fuck be a lazy faggot i dont care at this point i will gunt guard ralph being the laziest most thieving faggot in the universe as far as his intros go if he steals something that has a higher tempo than a gid damned lullaby, comes across as less white trash faux country boy wigger, and isnt so fucking repetitive. play gundam anime intros. play rock and roll, elvis even, i dont even care if ralph claims theyrs kuillstream exclusive!

if nothing else he should be crucified for that! i mean what even is that dull instrumental he plays? its the softest low tempo sort of rock i can think of that doesnt even have a soothing quality, this gunted pos found an intro song that fails as a slow and fast song! it sounds like its trying to be high energy rock but falls as flat as any ballroom slowdance and im sick of it! like how do even find that?! do you go to shittyobscurerocksongstofallintoanuneasydisquietingboredomcomato dot org?

He can't get their delicious European money if he's not the ultra American country boy plantation owner that they perceive him to be.

 

[L. Duse]

Haters give him nothing. He doesn't get any views from them because they watch snipes, and they never donate. They can't fuck with him live on air since the call room is sanitized. He can't even make fun of them on twitter because he blocks them all. His deplatforming/censorship crying also falls on deaf ears since he engages it in himself so he can't use that as a rallying cry. If he's trying profit off the haters then he's not only doing a terrible job at it but its hurting the non-hater aspect of his business.

It is still possible to profit off hate and negative publicity nonetheless. I suppose that is one of the reasons why Null refuses to give more attention to Ralph since Null does want the show to end.

The least Ralph can do is to say "Thanks for the attention, remember to tune into the Killstream on Youtube and Dlive" or "If you want to throw an insult at me, remember to give me a superchat or call in".

This is not what he is doing though by blocking and limiting interaction. I can understand guarding against people who are actively trying to take down the show but people who flag down the show don't usually call in or leave messages.

I wonder Ralph realises how hated he is now. Or does he think that those ignorant about his terrible behaviour or his guntguard represent most of his audience? He siloed himself up after all especially with all of that blocking.

 

[MeltyTW]

He can't get their delicious European money if he's not the ultra American country boy plantation owner that they perceive him to be.

has ralph even lived in a rural area? it seems hes literally just been a little hood wigger in southern cities all his life. i mean i dont know any white trash like ralph, usually in the south you have to at least pretend that youre not a pos even if you try to excuse some unaccepted vices

Honestly, flagging is gay as fuck in the majority of instances unless the content is actively breaking the law or endangering people - like people who try and sell bleach or skin rotting paste as medicine.

i stand by my stance that shitty intros need driven out of society, he can come back on when he doesnt have aural ambien for an intro/outro package

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

has ralph even lived in a rural area? it seems hes literally just been a little hood wigger in southern cities all his life. i mean i dont know any white trash like ralph, usually in the south you have to at least pretend that youre not a pos even if you try to excuse some unaccepted vices

i stand by my stance that shitty intros need driven out of society, he can come back on when he doesnt have aural ambien for an intro/outro package

I imagine he's lived in poor areas, but rural? I doubt it.

 

[johnisdeer]

i mean fuck be a lazy faggot i dont care at this point i will gunt guard ralph being the laziest most thieving faggot in the universe as far as his intros go if he steals something that has a higher tempo than a gid damned lullaby, comes across as less white trash faux country boy wigger, and isnt so fucking repetitive. play gundam anime intros. play rock and roll, elvis even, i dont even care if ralph claims theyrs kuillstream exclusive!

if nothing else he should be crucified for that! i mean what even is that dull instrumental he plays? its the softest low tempo sort of rock i can think of that doesnt even have a soothing quality, this gunted pos found an intro song that fails as a slow and fast song! it sounds like its trying to be high energy rock but falls as flat as any ballroom slowdance and im sick of it! like how do even find that?! do you go to shittyobscurerocksongstofallintoanuneasydisquietingboredomcomato dot org?


edit here ralph, i downloaded this right before my rant, i dunno use it as an intro maybe its better than the auditory rape you have on now, some random video i forgot i had downloaded, some amv of a song that got struck down, still better than the dullest muzak rock song ever, the song only i dont watch the video its just hard to find song now, youtube and dailymotion mirrors are gone and this was the last one i could find
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Oh god macross frontier was one of the first anime i watched. no no you can't take me back .
Edit: formatting.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

The sound of a gunt deflating

 

[AltisticRight]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

an Arby's*

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

an Arby's*

Fuck. It was so transparent! Not as transparent as his groveling to Rekieta though. Christ.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

. . .how the fuck do you blow off your leg hunting doves? You don't need more than a .22 for the little fuckers. I think your town's just cursed. Did you murder a gypsy or something?

. . .squab sounds pretty good right about now, though.

Wait, you do know you use a shotgun w/birdshot for doves right? Is this just a northern thing? Are yankies creeping up on wire birds and blowing them to shit with .22 instead of birdshot?

Still. It wouldn't surprise me if my town was haunted. We recently tore down a bunch of pre-confederate statues so maybe the ghosts of the slaves and the ghosts of the plantation owners have finally united.

At least that will explain why the babies gonna be half black eh?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Sir sir SIR! Kittystyles is Danish not Dutch. YOU WANNA HOLLA OVER ME BOY?

STOP STALKING KITTY! TAKE THE INFORMATION AWAY!

We here at Kiwi Farms aren't a single person, rather a congregation of individuals as Sargon would proudly say. If Gunty wanted to cry deplatforming he'd have to cry at the user responsible, the forum itself is never responsible except if Dear Leader explicitly directs people into those terrorist attacks. It's why everyone going "ITS THE KAREN FARMS ITS KIWI FARMS THE FORUM IS AFTER ME" is a complete retard that just wants an excuse to try and shut this down because it has his dirty laundry. The forum is nothing but a place in space and time where we all congregate. Just because we are posting here we don't necessarily cosign, condone, agree or avow the actions or oppinions of the others.

Oh, certainly! Again, I just want to give Ralph as little ammo as possible. Though given Gator's propensity to invent scenarios whole cloth (botting, DDoSing), it really doesn't matter, I suppose.

EDIT - I also get a kick out of knowing Ralph gets alerts for Killstream and EthanRalph Tags.

Wait, does he really? Didn't he shit on Mundane Matt for doing that?

Honestly, flagging is gay as fuck in the majority of instances unless the content is actively breaking the law or endangering people - like people who try and sell bleach or skin rotting paste as medicine.

With that said, the only reason I won't flag Ralph is because it will only hasten the demise of his show, and I'd much prefer him and his Gunt to shrivel up over a long period - while providing us with bountiful nectar. He should "Die slow" as he so eloquently put it.

That aside, fuck it - Ralph should get as good as he gives. He actively enjoys ruining people, flagging content and being a manipulative, backstabber. If you're not going to abide by the rules of civility you personally espouse online why should you get their protection?

Oh, absolutely. There were times I considered reporting him for pretty blatant ToS violations, especially recently, but it just isn't worth it. I'm wasting enough time as it is sitting through his streams & taking notes.
It would absolutely serve Ralph right to have people report him en masse, considering he has no qualms about doing it himself. Without condoning nor condemning, all I can say is if that people are gonna do what they're gonna do, don't reveal your activities on the forum, & make sure you cover your ass.

The sound of a gunt deflating
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Thank you for making me choke on my pancakes.

an Arby's*

an Arby's dumpster*

Wait, you do know you use a shotgun w/birdshot for doves right? Is this just a northern thing? Are yankies creeping up on wire birds and blowing them to shit with .22 instead of birdshot?

Still. It wouldn't surprise me if my town was haunted. We recently tore down a bunch of pre-confederate statues so maybe the ghosts of the slaves and the ghosts of the plantation owners have finally united.

At least that will explain why the babies gonna be half black eh?

I. . .I've been hunting since I was a kiddo & more oft than not hunted large game. I completely forgot birdshot existed.

I don't recall ever using birdshot, though. Maybe it IS a Yankee thing?

 

[David Spadem]

Wait, does he really? Didn't he shit on Mundane Matt for doing that?

I've seen multiple sources suggest this. Pretty sure it's a google alert system he uses, although even if this isn't true, tagging Killstream, Metokur. KillstreamClips, EthanRalph, SaturdaySunset and ChillstreamUncut fuck with his keyword search and possibly algorithm wise.

EDIT - wew lad, someone disliked my video after I posted my last screenshot. I agree person who disliked, I too prefer the Surfers Cock edition of the video.

 

[Hackallier]

The sound of a gunt deflating
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This video might have just killed my headphones, RIP.

Spoiler: For real tho

They actually stopped working right and this was the first audio with that problem, more likely I just fucked up the cable somehow

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I. . .I've been hunting since I was a kiddo & more oft than not hunted large game. I completely forgot birdshot existed.

I don't recall ever using birdshot, though. Maybe it IS a Yankee thing?

Birdshot is #7-1/2 which is one of the most popular loads for shotguns. Large game hunting with a shotgun usually means rifled slug loads.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

This video might have just killed my headphones, RIP.

Spoiler: For real tho

They actually stopped working right and this was the first audio with that problem, more likely I just fucked up the cable somehow

Sorry for your loss, brother. I really hate when it happens.

 

[Haru Okumura]

2 minutes until the stream begins and Ethan's Entropy viewership isn't looking so good.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Guess who woke up and just barely made it on time? Thats right. But here we are.