Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Leonard Helplessness]

No news since three days ago on whether the contract has been signed. In any event the paperwork does not appear to have been filed; the site is still registered to Richard Kyanka per the Missouri Secretary of State.

But goons are known for premature ejaculation.

e:

 

[White Devil]

It's never going to happen, Jeffrey.

 

[Maude Snew]

To be fair though these days it takes me a few seconds to remember how to write using my hands since I so rarely do it and I haven't blasted my brain with opiates and who knows what else so maybe he just has to wait for someone in his life to tolerate him and teach him to write using a pen again.

 

[Ly Erg]

By the time Richard dies from a drug overdose, I can still imagine Jeffrey still stuck in Contract Limbo. Trying to contact the dead by shoving $10 down the grave every day.

 

[TurboNAS]

By the time Richard dies from a drug overdose, I can still imagine Jeffrey still stuck in Contract Limbo. Trying to contact the dead by shoving $10 down the grave every day.

(USER WAS PUT IN A CREMATORIUM FOR THIS POST)

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I'm going to be generous and say that, should the transfer actually happen, it will take one full month for Jeffrey to be driven to suicide from the strain of dealing with the full brunt of SA.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I don't understand what has to be wrong with a motherfucker to have a foot fetish of all things.

You know that old Sega Genesis game "Toe Jam and Earl'?

Do you think LowT ever masturbated to it?

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Lol at paying $100k for SomethingAwful. If it was 2005 it'd be worth more than that, but a site that no one cares about anymore and a forum full of troons isn't worth $10, much less $100k

Of course it's worth more than 10k. Probably significantly more than 100k. Six months ago goons were still throwing 10-15k per month at the SA patreon alone. There is still PLENTY of money to be milked from those chumps.

 

[Brad Gray]

Of course it's worth more than 10k. Probably significantly more than 100k. Six months ago goons were still throwing 10-15k per month at the SA patreon alone. There is still PLENTY of money to be milked from those chumps.

i wish i could milk some chumps

 

[Anja Din]

i wish i could milk some chumps

 

[AmpleApricots]

On one hand, there's no upside for selling the site as long as it generates income for Lowtax and I feel it would for a long time, even if maybe just as a dribble. Goons are not gonna leave SA because of Lowtax, neither will the Jannies. If they would, they would've done it a while ago. Even his Patreon is still at $560. (Hint: It's not because of the videos)

On the other hand, Lowtax is an addict and not exactly known for well thought out decisions. He might sell it now for the bigger number and might actually not grasp with his junkie white trash brain that the dribble might be more beneficial in the long run.

The one thing that might tip the site in actually not being sold is it taking effort instead of doing nothing, a thing Lowtax vastly prefers. I think it's 50/50. Jeff is still a pathetic joke of a man either way tho and him having any account credentials literally means nothing because I'm sure Lowtax gave them to him a long time ago for Jannie duties. (see: Lowtax doesn't like doing things) If old Jeff would've just walked off with the Site's database all that would've happened is some impotent bitching of Lowtax on Facebook until the next opiate nap made him forget about everything.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

On one hand, there's no upside for selling the site as long as it generates income for Lowtax and I feel it would for a long time, even if maybe just as a dribble. Goons are not gonna leave SA because of Lowtax, neither will the Jannies. If they would, they would've done it a while ago. Even his Patreon is still at $560. (Hint: It's not because of the videos)

I disagree on this, given that the jannies have openly sabotaged the site’s revenue stream until it’s sold and are likely to sabotage it further if it is not. They are straight up handing out paid services for free, just to stick it to the pillman.

 

[White Devil]

Let's say this sale goes through, will Jeff get a lolcow page? I mean, he's pathetic enough to laugh at all the time.

 

[Anja Din]

Tbh I’m surprised he didn’t sell it long ago. But then again, he hasn’t worked an actual job for many years so maybe he doesn’t think he can get another revenue stream. At any rate, all his shit‘s got to be tied up right now.

he's going through a divorce, right? I would be surprised if he weren't hiding assets.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Tbh I’m surprised he didn’t sell it long ago. But then again, he hasn’t worked an actual job for many years so maybe he doesn’t think he can get another revenue stream. At any rate, all his shit‘s got to be tied up right now.

he's going through a divorce, right? I would be surprised if he weren't hiding assets.

My understanding is that he hasn’t worked an actual job ever. He got out of college, was a writer for PlanetQuake and some other shit, then SA launched.

 

[break these cuffs]

I disagree on this, given that the jannies have openly sabotaged the site’s revenue stream until it’s sold and are likely to sabotage it further if it is not. They are straight up handing out paid services for free, just to stick it to the pillman.

I think the other x-factor is the upcoming election. I doubt the taxman's addict brain has thought this far ahead, but there will be a fucking freakout of some kind. Getting rid of SA ahead of that is the only brightside I can see. What will hap[pen? A mass exodus? Blaming Lowtax for a Trump or Biden victory because they don't like him? Getting the USSS called on him both purposefully or because they can't control their sperging? SA will never die on it's own because there will always be goons pathetic enough to need it, but some shit is going to go down in November.

he's going through a divorce, right? I would be surprised if he weren't hiding assets.

He's spent $60k out of the $75k that was in his savings account in under a year according to recent fillings by Ashley's lawyer. Most of that was while he still had a fair amount of patreon coming in. He's either purposefully blowing money so she doesn't get it, is trying to hide it in some retarded scheme, or is spiraling further and further out of control.

 

[TinyKitty]

My understanding is that he hasn’t worked an actual job ever. He got out of college, was a writer for PlanetQuake and some other shit, then SA launched.

He supposedly taught English in China for a while.

Who knows, maybe his fucked-up brain will decide to head back over there. Is it easy to get opiates and Franzia in China? With what he's been spending on gacha waifus he could even buy himself an actual compliant Chinese lady with nice feet.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

He supposedly taught English in China for a while.

Who knows, maybe his fucked-up brain will decide to head back over there. Is it easy to get opiates and Franzia in China? With what he's been spending on gacha waifus he could even buy himself an actual compliant Chinese lady with nice feet.

Too much effort for the TaxMan, plus I don't think the Chinese are as accommodating to foreigners who are constant fuckups.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Let's say this sale goes through, will Jeff get a lolcow page? I mean, he's pathetic enough to laugh at all the time.

Maybe if his real name links him to some shit after it gets published on the LLC registry.

 

[AnOminous]

Tbh I’m surprised he didn’t sell it long ago. But then again, he hasn’t worked an actual job for many years so maybe he doesn’t think he can get another revenue stream. At any rate, all his shit‘s got to be tied up right now.

he's going through a divorce, right? I would be surprised if he weren't hiding assets.

He could have got millions around the time Eric Bauman sold out. Who would have thunk Eric Bauman would turn out to be the better of the two?

Who knows, maybe his fucked-up brain will decide to head back over there. Is it easy to get opiates and Franzia in China?

He could get soju by the gallon.