US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Donald Trump was sitting in the back of the presidential escort. It was a beautiful hot summer day in Dallas. Everything was good. Suddenly, out through the window, he saw a person giving him the bird. Filled with utter shock and disbelief that someone would dare do something so brave, he suffered a stroke and passed away. Mike Pence, who under normal circumstances would take the role of POTUS in a situation like this, immediately resigned with his last words being this: "Today I have witnessed an unbelievable act of bravery no man has ever attempted before. Knowing that this kind of determination still exists in the world, I can do nothing else but step down from my position of power and support nobody else but Joe Biden, one of the smartest and most qualified people to take this position of power that I myself cannot." And with that, Joe Biden was inaugurated. His inauguration speech consisted of only three words: "So long dotard!" Cheers erupted from the crowd and from viewers all over the world. It was a truly amazing event. Within the first week of his presidency, the USA became the most prosperous and advanced socialist country the world has ever seen.
 
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Generally speaking, this is why holding a rally near a train station is a bad idea. Also, I thought Biden said he wasn't going to do rallies? Now that he's doing rallies, why is the crowd still like... 10 people?
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How long until the internet determines when trains are going to be passing behind him, then putting funny graffiti on them so it goes through the shot?
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Generally speaking, this is why holding a rally near a train station is a bad idea. Also, I thought Biden said he wasn't going to do rallies? Now that he's doing rallies, why is the crowd still like... 10 people?
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Which is ironic to me, because historically the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear "presidential rally" is when they used to speak from the caboose car's elevation down to a crowd before puttering off down the track.
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So, he's launching in-person canvassing for Pennsylvania, Michigan, Nevada, and New Hampshire, 30 days out from the election? I thought he had those states on a hard lockdown and was like 20+ points ahead of Trump. If he's doing so well in these states, why does he suddenly need to start playing defense in "safe" areas instead of focusing his campaign on actual battlegrounds?

Bit of an odd strategy for someone who's winning by such a wide margin, isn't it?
 
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I wonder whys he's campaigning in these states all of a sudden? In person as well (well kinda. Trains wtf?)

Hopefully the internal DNC polling told them that these states are slipping away and action had to be taken. I dunno if this is a good sign or bad one for Trump.

And Harris is still MiA...this is such a fucked up election.
 
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So, he's launching in-person canvassing for Pennsylvania, Michigan, Nevada, and New Hampshire, 30 days out from the election? I thought he had those states on a hard lockdown and was like 20+ points ahead of Trump. If he's doing so well in these states, why does he suddenly need to start playing defense in "safe" areas instead of focusing his campaign on actual battlegrounds?

Bit of an odd strategy for someone who's winning by such a wide margin, isn't it?
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Its better than not doing it at all, I suppose. Hillary not bothering to do it made her seem like an out of touch ice queen.
 
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