Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jesus Christ Robert, if you clutch those pearls any harder you are going to break it, then what are you gonna tell your mom?

But its a good thing I can protect this kid. Hey, listen up Vellani, delete your social media shit, shut up and do your job. And for the love of god don't go all 'Greta' on us on interviews, just say you are excited to play the character and that you love the Marvel movies.

Do that and it will be fine. The new Avengers game is pretty much a Ms. Marvel game, where they treat Kamala like fucking poochie.

No really, the intro stage of the game takes it's time to show kamala intereact with every Avenger and they compliment and say how cool she is. It is that heavy handed and blatant

And guess what? no one gave a fuck besides eye roll.

It is a shame that Kamala Kahn can't be anything else besides the coorporate diversity self congratulatory device, but here we are.
Thing is, I wanted to like Kamala when she premiered, a teenage superhero was also a fan girl of superheroes in general who fought a cockatoo headed version of Thomas Edison in my hometown? Sadly they went with 'look a Muslim' instead of what could have been an interesting idea and let us see her just having fun as a superhero like younger Peter Parker
 
"'Woman' generally implies a fully-evolved modern human", says literally no one. Although I agree that it is wrong to call Bob Chipman "woman".

Bob is literally needing an Übermensch to guide him
He means an Überweib, who has a dick and fights for the LGBT representation in PS4 games.

Chris admits he indeed has alcohol addiction:
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Chris virtue-signals like a teenage girl or troon:
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And he e-begs like a camwhore:
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"Shut up" wins you a debate. Bobby must be a Foghorn Leghorn fan:
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But I have to say this is pretty on brand for someone who hold the inexplicable idea that "anger is how you win".

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"Socially enlightened people":
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Not socially-enlightened people:
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"Democracy 2.0" is when multi-trillion global conglomerates bestows benevolent socialism on the world:
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White woman! Shut up!
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I have no idea who or what "Krystal Ball" is or why she is denounced as "not true and honest leftist". I just see Bobby blames a woman for her "popularism":
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Both the tweets that Bobby responsed to have been deleted, but it hardly matters because it is just Bobby calling other people dumb. Oh, and that AOC talks like working class.
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Round Two! Fight!
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I swear Bobby has picked up a few argot from Peter Coffin:
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Something that is totally not "capitalist aesthetics" (in addition to Ms Marvel)
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Democracy has marked you as a loser. Just die already.
 
One of the strongest arguments for Bob being autistic is his complete, oblivious refusal to stop using this "evolved" language. Over and over again he ventures into this deeply uncomfortable, excruciatingly offensive territory, dehumanizing vast swaths of people for holding beliefs he dislikes, and no matter who tells him this is a Bad Idea he just ... won't ... stop. And I suspect it's because he can't.

The best part of it is Robert will almost certainly fail to pass his genes on. But I guess doing the only thing that actually determines evolutionary success is obsolete or something.
 
"'Woman' generally implies a fully-evolved modern human", says literally no one. Although I agree that it is wrong to call Bob Chipman "woman".


He means an Überweib, who has a dick and fights for the LGBT representation in PS4 games.

Chris admits he indeed has alcohol addiction:
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Chris virtue-signals like a teenage girl or troon:
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And he e-begs like a camwhore:
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"Shut up" wins you a debate. Bobby must be a Foghorn Leghorn fan:
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But I have to say this is pretty on brand for someone who hold the inexplicable idea that "anger is how you win".

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"Socially enlightened people":
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Not socially-enlightened people:
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"Democracy 2.0" is when multi-trillion global conglomerates bestows benevolent socialism on the world:
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White woman! Shut up!
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I have no idea who or what "Krystal Ball" is or why she is denounced as "not true and honest leftist". I just see Bobby blames a woman for her "popularism":
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Both the tweets that Bobby responsed to have been deleted, but it hardly matters because it is just Bobby calling other people dumb. Oh, and that AOC talks like working class.
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Round Two! Fight!
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I swear Bobby has picked up a few argot from Peter Coffin:
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Something that is totally not "capitalist aesthetics" (in addition to Ms Marvel)
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Democracy has marked you as a loser. Just die already.
I would wager that when Chris says he's been personally affected by drugs and alcohol addiction, he doesn't just mean himself (though that's not off the table). I bet he also means a lot of his family are on at least the booze and have a problem with it (likely his late dad, definitely bob, probably a few meth-head shirt-tail relatives, but booze is probably the main one in the main branches of the Chipman family).
 
I would wager that when Chris says he's been personally affected by drugs and alcohol addiction, he doesn't just mean himself (though that's not off the table). I bet he also means a lot of his family are on at least the booze and have a problem with it (likely his late dad, definitely bob, probably a few meth-head shirt-tail relatives, but booze is probably the main one in the main branches of the Chipman family).

I believe Bob bragged about his family setting up one of the first taverns in Colonial America. That's a family that has its priorities straight.
 
Read the thread dedicated to her. All of her social media presence is her white husband LARPing as a Chinese lesbian bimbo maker supergenius.
I wonder what would happen if Bob learned of this especially given how nasty he can be to those who wrong him (in this context he thought he was trying to court the attention of a sexy asian lady)
 
Don't know if anyone found this but I have a feeling Bob or one of his fans wants a wikipedia article for him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Bob_Chipman_(critic)
The writing doesn't feel like as it's not ponderous and one giant ass sentence. I have zero doubts it was made by a fan.
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Only a true and honest fan would describe Bob's shit canning for being an autistic sped as "laid off" and "leaving", the latter implies that Bob had some say in the matter. The added kick in the balls saying The Escapist was left in decline because, in part, of him getting the axe is a nice touch.
 
"'Woman' generally implies a fully-evolved modern human", says literally no one. Although I agree that it is wrong to call Bob Chipman "woman".


He means an Überweib, who has a dick and fights for the LGBT representation in PS4 games.

Chris admits he indeed has alcohol addiction:
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Chris virtue-signals like a teenage girl or troon:
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And he e-begs like a camwhore:
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"Shut up" wins you a debate. Bobby must be a Foghorn Leghorn fan:
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But I have to say this is pretty on brand for someone who hold the inexplicable idea that "anger is how you win".

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"Socially enlightened people":
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Not socially-enlightened people:
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"Democracy 2.0" is when multi-trillion global conglomerates bestows benevolent socialism on the world:
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White woman! Shut up!
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I have no idea who or what "Krystal Ball" is or why she is denounced as "not true and honest leftist". I just see Bobby blames a woman for her "popularism":
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Both the tweets that Bobby responsed to have been deleted, but it hardly matters because it is just Bobby calling other people dumb. Oh, and that AOC talks like working class.
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Round Two! Fight!
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I swear Bobby has picked up a few argot from Peter Coffin:
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Something that is totally not "capitalist aesthetics" (in addition to Ms Marvel)
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Democracy has marked you as a loser. Just die already.
Wait, I thought he hates coal mines because they’re obsolete.
 
And shortly after going back to ScrewAttack, they very publicly disavowed all of the content in his videos. It's part of the whole life-long pattern of people not liking Bob on a personal level, and finding his views either laughable or contemptible. And when his contract with ScrewAttack expired, guess who wasn't asked to re-sign?
 
"'Woman' generally implies a fully-evolved modern human", says literally no one. Although I agree that it is wrong to call Bob Chipman "woman".


He means an Überweib, who has a dick and fights for the LGBT representation in PS4 games.

Chris admits he indeed has alcohol addiction:
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Chris virtue-signals like a teenage girl or troon:
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And he e-begs like a camwhore:
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"Shut up" wins you a debate. Bobby must be a Foghorn Leghorn fan:
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But I have to say this is pretty on brand for someone who hold the inexplicable idea that "anger is how you win".

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"Socially enlightened people":
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Not socially-enlightened people:
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"Democracy 2.0" is when multi-trillion global conglomerates bestows benevolent socialism on the world:
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White woman! Shut up!
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I have no idea who or what "Krystal Ball" is or why she is denounced as "not true and honest leftist". I just see Bobby blames a woman for her "popularism":
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Both the tweets that Bobby responsed to have been deleted, but it hardly matters because it is just Bobby calling other people dumb. Oh, and that AOC talks like working class.
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Round Two! Fight!
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I swear Bobby has picked up a few argot from Peter Coffin:
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Something that is totally not "capitalist aesthetics" (in addition to Ms Marvel)
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Democracy has marked you as a loser. Just die already.
Hillary lost her bids for the President to a Black Guy and a man Bob called a game show host and nearly lost to a Socialist Jew in American national politics.

How does anyone take her serious?
 
I would wager that when Chris says he's been personally affected by drugs and alcohol addiction, he doesn't just mean himself (though that's not off the table). I bet he also means a lot of his family are on at least the booze and have a problem with it (likely his late dad, definitely bob, probably a few meth-head shirt-tail relatives, but booze is probably the main one in the main branches of the Chipman family).
I wouldn't blame Pa Chipman for drowning his sorrows. Bob is the basement-dwelling eugenicist with delusions of grandeur and Chris is willing to debase himself for Patreon bucks. Those boys ain't right. He obviously didn't beat them enough.
 
Too say nothing about how little checks and balances there are in Canada's system compared to the United States. I have never seen or heard ofa scenario where a sitting Prime Minister was forcefully removed from office. The worst that can happened is they can get slapped with a "contempt of parliament" charge as what happened to Harper (though I view that charge as blatant act of cynicism by the LPC and NDP), or wait for the next election. However, I have very little faith in the Canadian systems as we have a Prime Minister that committed not one, but three ethical breaches and dressed up in blackface and still received a minority government though they still act as a majority since the NDP are too cash-strapped to put in a vote of non-confidence.

Bob would love this system!

You're looking awfully thirsty there, Bob. Must not be enough products to consoom with all MCU productions pushed to 2021.
Trudeau has also, TWICE now, tried to give himself unlimited power and close parliament by putting that in the financial aid package bills. Both times it caused delays to passing the aid packages.

People will be late on their October rent and some will face homelessness because the prime minister is a trustafarian who wants to be a dictator!
 
Bob is literally needing an Übermensch to guide him
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JUDGES DON'T MAKE LAW YOU STUPID FAGGOT! THEY INTERPRET THE LAW!

If you do not believe in the superior future but choose to believe in a sky daddy then you are not human, even if you got real tits.
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Well, he thought it was "funny" as it is clearly a joke and not what he really believes that he'll later disguise as "humor".
bob is too fat, crazy and retarded and thats okey, the guy is a potential active shooter for fuck sake. incels and mras hate women less than this asshole
 
Trudeau has also, TWICE now, tried to give himself unlimited power and close parliament by putting that in the financial aid package bills. Both times it caused delays to passing the aid packages.

People will be late on their October rent and some will face homelessness because the prime minister is a trustafarian who wants to be a dictator!
Imagine the USA if Trump "won", but Biden was able to make a coalition with Bernie Sanders if Bernie Sanders was in the US equivalent to the NDP instead of the Democrat party. (Which would only work in a Canadian style system because the leaders of the parties aren't decided by the public at large but only by the people in the party itself).
 
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