Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Imagine the USA if Trump "won", but Biden was able to make a coalition with Bernie Sanders if Bernie Sanders was in the US equivalent to the NDP instead of the Democrat party. (Which would only work in a Canadian style system because the leaders of the parties aren't decided by the public at large but only by the people in the party itself).

All I can say is I’m glad I live in Alberta, because separation is coming sooner than anyone out east realizes, and it will fuck the east apocalyptically.

 

[Flexo]

All I can say is I’m glad I live in Alberta, because separation is coming sooner than anyone out east realizes, and it will fuck the east apocalyptically.

Are you serious? That's going to be hilarious if Trump gets reelected and it's Canada who breaks apart.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Are you serious? That's going to be hilarious if Trump gets reelected and it's Canada who breaks apart.

I occasionally saw the Wexit hashtag trend on Twitter before I quit. It would not surprise me in the least that Bob would idealize Canada's "superior" form of governance. For example, the United States has two senators for each state regardless of population. Representation in the Canadian Senate is horribly lopsided as Nova Scotia and New Brunswick have more senators than Alberta, which has a far larger population than both of them combine. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are basically Canada's version of what Bob calls the wasteland and routinely gets shit on by Ottawa because all they need is Ontario, Quebec, the Maritimes, and sometimes coastal British Columbia.

Despite the assumptions that Canada is a more "civilized" and unified nation, it is really just a fresh coat of paint on a condemned house. That is not even taking Canada's issues with its indigenous peoples. Many of them see themselves as legitimate nation-states and Canada as an illegitimate settler nation. Canada is a ramshackle state that is largely held together through Anti-American sentiment and a banal "national" identity the Liberal Party has forced down our throats since 1968.

 

[Adamska]

Are you serious? That's going to be hilarious if Trump gets reelected and it's Canada who breaks apart.

It's mainly because the East sucks up a lot of the revenue from things like oil and mining and wastes it on themselves, mainly their social spending. They also since they live in that more "civilized" band where there are people tend to be the most gun restriction happy of the lot.

Basically they ignore the West until seperatism becomes a thing every now and again. The NDP and Social Credit party both had roots and started in the West as movements to force those idiots at Ottawa, Montreal, and Toronto that they are not all of Canada. Social Credit then became more the Quebecois thing, because of course it did.

At least if I remember Canadian history correctly. In short, they get pissed that the East ignores them (mainly due to how their parliament is like the house in terms of how many seats) and just sucks away their earnings. All while trying to cripple said earnings due to neolib bullshit and moronic attempts at conservation that attacks their main form of income (and thus a main part of the economy).

Canada regularly tries to figure out what the fuck it's supposed to be, and desperately has to censor American stuff because their homegrown stuff is usually shittier. There's a reason Canadians tend to hit bigger when they leap the border... well that and that allowed TV back then to air to Canada due to their desperate nationalism laws mandating a certain amount of Canadian time.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

At least if I remember Canadian history correctly. In short, they get pissed that the East ignores them (mainly due to how their parliament is like the house in terms of how many seats) and just sucks away their earnings. All while trying to cripple said earnings due to neolib bullshit and ecomoves.

What I find so goddamn funny about the Liberals is their commitment to intersectional politics. However, their leader is a cisgendered, heterosexual white male who came from an immensely privileged background.

Yet the Conservative Party is so goddamn racist that a black woman with environmentalist credentials came within striking distance of becoming their leader. Hell, she did very well in the supposedly racist backwaters of the Prairie Provinces. Let that sink in.

 

[Adamska]

What I find so goddamn funny about the Liberals is their commitment to intersectional politics. However, their leader is a cisgendered, heterosexual white male who came from an immensely privileged background.

I thought it was the fact he can't stop wearing blackface and how Canada is too weakwilled to follow through on words and remove a clear bigot like him. Either that or how his job was as an underwear model and he only got in because for some reason people remember his dad favorably.

Yet the Conservative Party is so goddamn racist that a black woman with environmentalist credentials came within striking distance of becoming their leader. Hell, she did very well in the supposedly racist backwaters of the Prairie Provinces. Let that sink in.

Reminder people don't bitch about Canada's far stricter immigration policies, and their far shittier treatment of first nation peoples.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

What I find so goddamn funny about the Liberals is their commitment to intersectional politics. However, their leader is a cisgendered, heterosexual white male who came from an immensely privileged background.

Yet the Conservative Party is so goddamn racist that a black woman with environmentalist credentials came within striking distance of becoming their leader. Hell, she did very well in the supposedly racist backwaters of the Prairie Provinces. Let that sink in.

You know what tops that? During the last provincial election campaign, the NDP incumbent in one Edmonton riding called his opponent from the United Conservative Party, one Casey Madu, a white supremacist.

Mr. Madu is an African immigrant. A black African immigrant.

Thats the state of the Canadian left.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Learning about the state of the Great White North, I cannot help but wonder: why does Bob latch onto things that fail? The Escapist, Canadian governance, Hillary Clinton.... does he just have a talent for finding failure?
Edited because Canada isn't a failure; its system of government is

 

[Strange Wilderness]

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Jesus Christ Robert, if you clutch those pearls any harder you are going to break it, then what are you gonna tell your mom?

But its a good thing I can protect this kid. Hey, listen up Vellani, delete your social media shit, shut up and do your job. And for the love of god don't go all 'Greta' on us on interviews, just say you are excited to play the character and that you love the Marvel movies.

Do that and it will be fine. The new Avengers game is pretty much a Ms. Marvel game, where they treat Kamala like fucking poochie.

No really, the intro stage of the game takes it's time to show kamala intereact with every Avenger and they compliment and say how cool she is. It is that heavy handed and blatant

And guess what? no one gave a fuck besides eye roll.

It is a shame that Kamala Kahn can't be anything else besides the coorporate diversity self congratulatory device, but here we are.

You do realize shes an actress Bob and isn't a Superhero in real life, she just plays one on TV?

Chris virtue-signals like a teenage girl or troon:
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And he e-begs like a camwhore:
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I use a persons views on the Proud Boys as a kind of political barometer. If you ignore them or laugh at them then congrats I think your political views are worth hearing, lets have a conversation. If you get angry at them then your views are not worth listening too because you're getting angry at a bunch of LARPing losers and have no idea what white supremacy and fascism even are.

Also Chris if you are reading this people aren't going to donate to your Patreon just because you ask them to. People will donate to people they find funny, informative, or entertaining which I'm sad to say your podcast is none of the above. If you want to do your podcast for fun and hang out with your buddies talking about old movies, great go for it, but unless you want to dramatically overhaul the whole thing you're not going to get enough Patreon dollars to earn a living wage off of.

"Democracy 2.0" is when multi-trillion global conglomerates bestows benevolent socialism on the world:
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You claim to be an enlightened thinker but you said an organization is both corporate and socialist at the same time. Doesn't something like that make you THINK about if the Dems holding those two contradictory ideas at the same time is sustainable overall or if they really do believe in both and are not just tossing bones to part of their voting base to keep them voting? Or perhaps increased government intervention in the economy could benefit corporations overall by shutting out competition? When someone says they believe in two completely different worldviews thats supposed to get the neurons firing, not just believing everything they say.

Learning about the state of the Great White North, I cannot help but wonder: why does Bob latch onto things that fail? The Escapist, Canadian governance, Hillary Clinton.... does he just have a talent for finding failure?
Edited because Canada isn't a failure; its system of government is

You know what they say: Like attracts like

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trump has corona so today we are going to see Movieblob be "happy" for once

 

[Red Hood]

You do realize shes an actress Bob and isn't a Superhero in real life, she just plays one on TV?

She plays one on TV, that means she's a REAL hero, not like those stupid doctors and nurses putting in overtime because of Covid.

Of course, Bob's probably just thirsty for something new after Cuties.

 

[Meriasek]

She plays one on TV, that means she's a REAL hero, not like those stupid doctors and nurses putting in overtime because of Covid.

Of course, Bob's probably just thirsty for something new after Cuties.

He'll probably downplay it to "she'll need all the strength because the MAGAchuds will attack her for daring to exist as a POC muslim woman on TV" when enough people make fun of him.
But with Trump catching the Coof, Bob's busy digging out his dick from under his gunt, because if Trump getting sick won't get him hard, nothing ever will.

 

[Positron]

Begining of the month is the perfect time for e-begging:


The whole Boston area has to grovel to Chris's retard spawn:

(The offending sentence of the video is at 0:11 - "your kids are running around like retards.")

Chris had two or three digs at Trump's infection, but they aren't too interesting.


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If Bobby had other cheap shots at Trump's infection, I'm too Inferior Past to understand them.

Instead he takes offense at Donald Jr.'s supposed Electra's Complex -- apparently, according to NYT, he pictures his then-girlfriend as Daddy.
(NYT article for context. I don't have the time or patience for Fake News.)

Trump has corona so today we are going to see Movieblob be "happy" for once

I think the main effect of the news on him is that he becomes temporarily more mellow, and this, strange to say, has put me in a hard place. Bobby's tweets are always a garbled mess, borderline incomprehensible, but when he is angry, he would spice them with pithy quotes that at least point to the issue at hand (and these quotes are always good for a laugh). Without the power of anger, however, what he write is flaccid word-paste that I can't get the head or tail of.

Something something Epstein something something Milo:


The tuning-down of his anger also made him write shorter:





Triggered by the word "spook":

Tell me you Americunts: did you really give up the word "jaywalking"?

I guess I like this Bob better: such passion, such claptrap.


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Capeshit:




Dilbert:


A character by an extremely problematic creator joins Smash Bros. Bobby shows us his rare gracious side:



What Benny Hill would have thought is irrelevant.

Bobby's Angels. Nothing seems to please a troon more than telling the world nothing seems to please him.


For the fifth time this week Lukey (Ellie Troon) deplores the dearth of female representation in AAA games. Bobby gives him a crash course on Nintendo females:


Timmying another troon:



While you don't expect sympathy from a baby-killer, I don't think Trump needs or deserves any.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Well now that Trump has the virus, I wonder if Moviebob will wish death upon him. This would be hilarious for two reasons
1- He'll probably get some of his own side to abandon him considering I saw people on his side wishing for Trump's recovery.
2- If Trump survives and re-emerges like a badass, that'll piss off Bob to no end.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Well now that Trump has the virus, I wonder if Moviebob will wish death upon him. This would be hilarious for two reasons
1- He'll probably get some of his own side to abandon him considering I saw people on his side wishing for Trump's recovery.
2- If Trump survives and re-emerges like a badass, that'll piss off Bob to no end.

I hope 2 comes to fruition since it'll further ensure Bob doesn't have any more filters on his vocabulary. and a stronger chance for Bob to lose his Blue Checkmark if he goes too far.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I hope 2 comes to fruition since it'll further ensure Bob doesn't have any more filters on his vocabulary. and a stronger chance for Bob to lose his Blue Checkmark if he goes too far.

A blue check can’t go too far if they spout their hate in the approved direction!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I occasionally saw the Wexit hashtag trend on Twitter before I quit. It would not surprise me in the least that Bob would idealize Canada's "superior" form of governance. For example, the United States has two senators for each state regardless of population. Representation in the Canadian Senate is horribly lopsided as Nova Scotia and New Brunswick have more senators than Alberta, which has a far larger population than both of them combine. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are basically Canada's version of what Bob calls the wasteland and routinely gets shit on by Ottawa because all they need is Ontario, Quebec, the Maritimes, and sometimes coastal British Columbia.

Despite the assumptions that Canada is a more "civilized" and unified nation, it is really just a fresh coat of paint on a condemned house. That is not even taking Canada's issues with its indigenous peoples. Many of them see themselves as legitimate nation-states and Canada as an illegitimate settler nation. Canada is a ramshackle state that is largely held together through Anti-American sentiment and a banal "national" identity the Liberal Party has forced down our throats since 1968.

Western Canadians are pretty based.

You know what tops that? During the last provincial election campaign, the NDP incumbent in one Edmonton riding called his opponent from the United Conservative Party, one Casey Madu, a white supremacist.

Mr. Madu is an African immigrant. A black African immigrant.

Thats the state of the Canadian left.

We're practically there in the US too. The Proud Boys, a group led by a half black man, is "white supremacist." Kyle Rittenhouse is a white supremacist for shooting three white guys who were attacking him.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Well now that Trump has the virus, I wonder if Moviebob will wish death upon him. This would be hilarious for two reasons
1- He'll probably get some of his own side to abandon him considering I saw people on his side wishing for Trump's recovery.
2- If Trump survives and re-emerges like a badass, that'll piss off Bob to no end.

And if Trump does survive, it'll probably give him a huge head in the polls.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

And if Trump does survive, it'll probably give him a huge head in the polls.

Assuming his doctors who said he was in excellent health were telling the truth, he'll probably be fine. The net effect when he recovers will be worse on Bob's health than Trump's.

 

[Mola Ram]

Assuming his doctors who said he was in excellent health were telling the truth, he'll probably be fine. The net effect when he recovers will be worse on Bob's health than Trump's.

I suspect Bob may start screaming "hoax!" when the God-Emperor emerges from his battle with the China Coof Demon victorious.