Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[troon patrol]

So... are the debates cancelled until further notice?

 

[VideoCD]

Somebody posted a compilation of Biden coughing from like yesterday.

Yeah this:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1311680145443508224

 

[Sprocket]

This isn't funny

Relax, he'll be fine.

 

[tehpope]

Chances that Trump is full of shit and this is tactical gayops? I don't think, if I were in such a critical security occupation that I'd let such an important person say they are sick with the coof unless it is part of a gambit.

No. This would be the worst move to make. People will definitely vote for the left if it came out Trump lied about having covid to get one over on Biden. This also isn't his MO.

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Uhh.. guys?

And if that happened, Trump would probably go to jail forever*. The left would also get mega super smug about being right about Trump. Like I said, this isn't his MO. But this is probably the move of a desparate party. Not saying the left did this, but I can see it happening.

People have gone to jail for coughing at people's general direction and saying they have covid. The left would impeech him no if ands or butts. And Mitch would be hard pressed to stand by someone who willingly gave someone covid. Regardless if Joe gets it, survives, and/or dies from it.

*They'd probably just give him a 20-25 year sentence. But since he's already 74, that's basically a life sentence.

 

[The Last Stand]

but both Biden and Trump are old as fuck. I can honestly see this thing going either way.

I'd be surprised if Biden doesn't have it. Considering that Trump and Biden were close during the debate.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Oh no, he's contracted a disease with a 99.5% survival rate. Surely this will be the end of drumpf.

Except he's in the age demographic that's the most likely to be in the 0.5 that don't survive and he's fat. Herman Cain died and he was close to the same age as Trump

The only known factor he has in his favor with this is the fact he has access to the best medical care in the country

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

I mean, we laugh at everything.

And Trump's actually a pretty goofy guy.

Trump would be a lolcow if he weren't famous.

 

[Muttnik]

President "old sparky for gay malarkey" Pence. What a year.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Didn't him and Biden just have debate together only like 6 feet apart? Any news form the democratic side to see if Biden or Wallace didn't get sick.

Everybody that was even somewhat physically close to Trump needs to get tested immediately.

 

[Local Coyote]

And it’s depressing as hell that people on here are being more respectful about it.

Oh my groups are gravedancing and he's not even close to dead. It's sad how sociopathic people are when it comes to politics. At least when the Farms laughs it's not really that mean spirited.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

If Trump dies, there will be no one to moderate the far right or turn their concerns into realistic policy. It would not be a good outcome for the left. The things they pretend the right does, the right might actually do.

>Trump
>moderate
>realistic policy

Um.

 

[Slimy Time]

Well, he's probably got Electric Pence on standby. If it goes bad given his age and weight (and I really hope it doesn't, but it is a possibility), I'm pretty sure the Dems will play their hand and have Biden step down for the sleeper candidate. We might have this fucking weird situation where it ends up being a Pence vs Harris situation.

Lets hope he has a speedy recovery.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Josh, what have you done to this years Harvest. It was bountiful enough as it is...

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One gunt can provide enough crop to last a millenia, apparently.

 

[Figger Naggot]

There's going to be some funny social media meltdowns from this regardless of what happens. Stand back and stand by with that snipping tool.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Considering the only comorbidity Trump has going for him is being overweight, I’d wager he’s on the better side of the 95 or so percent. No signs of diabetes, heart issues, or lung weakness.

Still too high not to shake up public panic, but what a chad move would it be if Trump laughs it off?

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

An interesting scenario could play out here: Trump struggles with the disease, goes on ventilation but survives, rides the inevitable popularity boost and wins the election on feels.

I honestly don't think this will affect either candidate's chances. No one is going to decide to vote for Trump just because he got the 'rona.

 

[The Last Stand]

Oh no, he's contracted a disease with a 99.5% survival rate. Surely this will be the end of drumpf.

It very well could be.

All of this is making me miss the Hilton sisters...

 

[Richard Mongler]

Whether he lives or dies, we're surely in for a shitload of milk from plenty of cows because of this. Fuck me I love October

 

[awoo]

I honestly don't think this will affect either candidate's chances. No one is going to decide to vote for Trump just because he got the 'rona.

IF he survives it will bolster his "healthy guy" narrative

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Fuck it! it kind of fits the event.