Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

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So, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Joshy Furret aka Josh Hall. He used to have his own page on ED because (surprise surprise) he's a 27~ y/o furry that loves little kids. Not only has he dated multiple, but the creep also roleplayed with them sexually. There was over 20 girls who came out about him.

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Here he is lying about his age back in 2015 (when he was 22) and admitting he was having virtual sex with a 16 year old but, according to him, it's no biggie. After all, it's "nomarl"

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Oh, and here's him actually roleplaying with a minor:
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He genuinely might be autistic judging from how he types.

His discord messages are genuinely disturbing. He likes cub porn, feral porn, beast porn. Any of the shit furries are disliked for, he likes it. Which, considering his past, is alarming to say the least.

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He also works at Michaels in Silver Spring Maryland, where a lot of kids shop. And, yes, this autist doxxed himself by posting his location on his Instagram multiple times.

His furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/joshythefurret/

His Instagram: https://instagram.com/joshythefloofynoodles?igshid=1cxnusxkogwa3

Found the ED article
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Wow, this is the first time I've encountered a lolcow on the farms that I actually have experience with. He was very social on an art site I used to use around 2013-2015 and was very open about interacting/requesting art from minors. It wasn't until June 24th, 2015 that a popular artist named ShinyEevee made a post about his history of interacting sexually with kids. Unfortunately, the Tumblr link they gave with more detailed information is now dead.

Lurking more on the site, I found one of his underaged girlfriends.
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Here's a drawing of her celebrating a two year anniversary with Joshy on December 9th, 2015.
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The latest date I can find of her still drawing ship art of him and her is from September 2017 before she seemingly nuked all accounts with her username (hopefully because she realized that her boyfriend was a nasty pedo who groomed her since she was, at the very oldest, 14).
I believe his account got deleted/hacked in 2015, but if you search for #JoshyFurret on the site, you can see a bunch of fan art that minors made for him. Sad to see that he likely encountered no legal action for grooming a bunch of children.
 
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Tokotokomon said:
Wow, this is the first time I've encountered a lolcow on the farms that I actually have experience with. He was very social on an art site I used to use around 2013-2015 and was very open about interacting/requesting art from minors. It wasn't until June 24th, 2015 that a popular artist named ShinyEevee made a post about his history of interacting sexually with kids. Unfortunately, the Tumblr link they gave with more detailed information is now dead.

Lurking more on the site, I found one of his underaged girlfriends.
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Here's a drawing of her celebrating a two year anniversary with Joshy on December 9th, 2015.
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The latest date I can find of her still drawing ship art of him and her is from September 2017 before she seemingly nuked all accounts with her username (hopefully because she realized that her boyfriend was a nasty pedo who groomed her since she was, at the very oldest, 14).
I believe his account got deleted/hacked in 2015, but if you search for #JoshyFurret on the site, you can see a bunch of fan art that minors made for him. Sad to see that he likely encountered no legal action for grooming a bunch of children.
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I was .. surprised I didn't see him on here yet. Especially since he has an ED page. Funny to see someone else remember him.

I have a friend who told me he was recently talking to an 11 year old girl. The 11 y/o actually messaged them saying Josh was sending hearts and grooming her to be attracted to him. He's still pretty active online and about a dozen people have recently called him out again. He has an active instagram and furaffinity where he demonstrates typical cow behavior. Crying for attention, calling his pedophilia a "rumor" despite there being screen caps of his behavior, addressing his "bullies", making fake accounts to defend/compliment himself, claiming he's in his room crying all day, typing like a 7 year old, etc.

He wrote my friend a really long essay claiming it was their fault he started to have cyber sex with little kids. Judging from the tag you mentioned and all the art from minors he was getting, I beg to differ.
 
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FriendlyPrimarina said:
This is what a world without shame looks like:
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On one hand, I really wish society would take a "don't ask, don't tell" approach to sexuality. On the other hand, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that class so much.
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Ahhh yes, a modern interpretation of a classic painting by the renowned what’s-his-name auctioned on PBS.
To be fair, if it’s a College art class, no one will even be surprised.
 
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DarkResearchAnon said:
an extremely antihomo Police Lieutenant walked on in,
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He said Lt.Col.

Considering he's from Dnipro (I looked him up), he's double-"lucky". We kinda tolerate faggots (though pride parades have to be cordoned off by a shitton of police) but sex offenders and chomos are fucking reviled. While Western Ukraine would just beat him to death, Dnipro is Centre-East Ukraine, and East Ukraine exists (less so slowly over the years but still) in a proud Russian tradition of ritual "faggoting" of chomos in prison. Which can vary from just a word out that from this point forward an inmate is a cumdumpster to a ritual oral and anal rape.

He's lucky that:

1. He wasn't disappeared (Lt.Col would basically mean he's a police higher-up of a million+ city) in the nearest forested area.
2. He wasn't thrown in prison with a bogus charge and wasn't faggoted (assigned a "rooster" prison caste).

Shame. Faggot, furry, and a repulsive degen.
 
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I recently discovered a new lolcow. Unfortunately any drama associated with him has long been deleted. Only some vague details remain.

His name is Laufield (powerword Timothy Usry). His fursona is a toddler cabbit-girl (that's your fair warning that images in this post will contain toddlercon) who is the daughter of Launny, the artist behind Two Babies One Fox:
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So far, so autistic, right? Wait until you find out who the father is:
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Yup.
This 'sona is the daughter of the artist behind Two Babies One Fox and Garfield.
After he got banned from Inkbunny, he now spends his time whining about it, whining about how boring FA is and asking for free commissions of his fursona.
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All I could find of his past drama is an old thread on 8kun. Apparently Launny being the mother of Laufield doesn't mean she approves:
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He also apparently lied about having cancer:
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(There was an Inkbunny user that mentioned Laufield and said "don't lie about having cancer", but now I can't find it for the life of me.)

Anyway, here's his FA (second warning about toddlercon):
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/laufield/

I wish I could find out more about him; getting banned from Inkbunny seems like something that would be difficult to do by accident.
 
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Here's a lolcalf of mine I'd been observing for a couple years. (Archive)

Stumbled upon her via BlueCatRiolu thread. Both are obsessed with pregnancy theme, both (apparently) got featured in cringe art blogs on tumblr and love to whine about how unfair their life is. Sally seems to have moved to more-or-less nonfurry OCs and TBLT lately, but started off as a full-on furry, so I'll leave her here I guess?

Sona -
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Archives of Sally's dA chimpouts
Tumblr (archive w/some chimpouts)
Mpreg "art" blog (archive)
Kink blog (archive)
Fetish RP (4.8K comments) (ARCHIVED! OTL Not sure if entirely though)
Discord: The-Pack-Leader-Named-Sally#2573
YouTube

Why stiill unemployed at the age of 25:
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(...High-functioning my ass.)

"ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM, WHATEVER I DO OR ELSE"

and a few examples of (earlier, probably Riolu-era) artz below.
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osooolemiiio said:
Here's a lolcalf of mine I'd been observing for a couple years. (Archive)

Stumbled upon her via BlueCatRiolu thread. Both are obsessed with pregnancy theme, both (apparently) got featured in cringe art blogs on tumblr and love to whine about how unfair their life is. Sally seems to have moved to more-or-less nonfurry OCs and TBLT lately, but started off as a full-on furry, so I'll leave her here I guess?

Sona -
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Archives of Sally's dA chimpouts
Tumblr (archive w/some chimpouts)
Mpreg "art" blog (archive)
Kink blog (archive)
Fetish RP (4.8K comments) (ARCHIVED! OTL Not sure if entirely though)
Discord: The-Pack-Leader-Named-Sally#2573
YouTube

Why stiill unemployed at the age of 25:
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(...High-functioning my ass.)

and a few examples of (earlier, probably Riolu-era) artz below.
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Just when I think I can’t be surprised by furfag art anymore I see shit like this.
 
Meanwhile: Some more caps of Sally's antics.
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*AFAIK, the users she mentions apparently have zero stuff about this drama/series of dramas on their pages. Who's more mature then?
 
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osooolemiiio said:
Meanwhile: Some more caps of Sally's antics.
*AFAIK, the users she mentions apparently have zero stuff about this drama/series of dramas on their pages. Who's more mature then?
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sally is, for lack of better words, a fucking psycho lmao. she's been banned in multiple servers i'm in for harassing others when they tell her to stop being an ass
 
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